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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    did we ever get a 'jack of Strange screaming at the end?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That eye is an eye sore.

      Yeah, but it was deemed a failure even though the 'cado edit was gemmy.

      >Doctor Strange will be pathetic and die
      >Clea will be lame and gay
      >The movie will be AI generated slop
      >It will flop and Disney drones will blame Trump for it

      best case scenario

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/167701439/
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/167731432/

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the whole "Wanda can't have her kids" thing was so unbelievably stupid because all Strange had to do was go "hold on Wanda, I don't exactly trust you to do the right thing, so what we should do is you should let me go with America Chavez and find a universe where your kids exist and you died, and then we can just take you there. There's an infinite number of universes, after all, so there's definitely going to be options."
        The entire plot was completely based on two people not having a conversation, which is the number one most stereotypical example of a shitty plot. Suitable for a half-hour sitcom episode if it's fluffed up, but infuriating for a 2 hour major studio film.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanda was beyond reasoning. Both Strange and Wong tried to talk things through with her.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Book made her crazy

          Boom

          Done

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            See that line of reasoning would only work for the plot if she was either full-on psycho nutjob crazy like a chaos cultist, razing a city to ash to "try and create my new world" or some shit, or if she was completely being puppeted by a dark spirit, like if Wanda was gone and all that was left was "the scarlet witch" (wanda + demon), that would be a divergence from the canon but at least then her fall would make some amount of sense and there would be tragedy in her death, as it is she just comes across as a stupid piece of shit who deserves to die.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ricks & Morty plot
          >Doctor Strange
          Surely you can think of something better.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The entire plot was completely based on two people not having a conversation,

          That is the bread n. butter core of most comic book plots.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasted quints.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't talk about it enough that Strange is on his way out and still hasn't even become Sorcerer Supreme

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorcerer Supreme in the MCU is just a title for leading the school, not an indication of skill or power. Strange far surpasses Wong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the Sorcerer Supreme in 'Infinity War', and the position defaulted to Wong when Strange got blipped.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really should do Triumph and Torment. Introduce Doom first and then get the F4.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and still hasn't even become Sorcerer Supreme
      He already was Sorcerer Supreme. Watch movies before you complain bout them.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO MOMMY CLEA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like her in the book. She's a girlboss sure but she loves the frick out of Steven.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hnnng when he died I hoped Jericho Drumm would come to comfort her.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theron isn't even a good Clea. She looks completely wrong. They should've just bitten the bullet and made Rachel McAdams be Clea, but instead the second movie went all in on this subplot of letting McAdams go

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        McAdams should've been cute Clea from DS1. The plot involved Dormammu being the mastermind behind Mads Mikkelsen so just have her acting as Dormie's agent in the human world who falls in love with Strange and betrays Dormammu.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The CG third eye looked so unbelievably bad at the end of MoM that I literally laughed out loud. The eye opened up and I did one strong, overly-loud, sharp, involuntary 'HAH!' and it was at like 2am and I was worried I was being too loud. That moment's going to be in my mind until the day I die. It looked like something out of one of those late night talk show skits where they try and do something topical about a movie for a gag. It looked like something out of an SNL skit. I can't believe it was in a multimillion dollar major studio film.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      in fairness, it IS magic. it's not as if this is a biological mutation

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that... is that supposed to be a sincere excuse for it to look that bad? It being magic means it has the potential to be way more interesting, and other magical stuff like his hand disc magic gold light stuff all looks pretty great. There's no reason for it to look like a Jerma gag.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh. I dunno man, maybe bad cgi is just what magic eyes look like. sometimes magic looks like pixels and shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's a right way to do a 3rd eye right in live action. Our brains realize that there's just bone behind the forehead skin, and the eye doesn't belong.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got one: a stylized glowing overlay - not exactly a tattoo, but some kind of symbol hovering in front of the forehead. Gets across that it's magical, and if done interestingly enough it can get across how significant it is. I think little flourishes like that are underappreciated. Magic circles and symbols really hit home the feel of these occult things, you know?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah! Exactly! I mean shit, they changed Ms. Marvel to be like hologram shit instead of shapeshifting, they should have slightly altered the third-eye thing.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy I can't wait for them to either immediately abandon the sequel hook from the previous movie, maybe this time they won't also delete the only scene addressing it!

    Can't wait for him to yet again get sidelined!

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Strange will be pathetic and die
    >Clea will be lame and gay
    >The movie will be AI generated slop
    >It will flop and Disney drones will blame Trump for it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically seek treatment.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s always funny how you mental cases always resort to insulting another’s mental health when they call out your pozzed bullshit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doctor Strange will be kind of pathetic and probably retire "unless you guys really need me again"
      >Clea will be le epic gurlboss but also probably get some interesting lines and scenes because they really want to prop her up
      >The movie will be formulaic slop, AI or not
      >It will definitely flop and the Disney drones will blame anti-feminists basement CHUDs for it, because Trump doesn't 'generate buzz' any more and that's all they have to fall back on because actual objective critical analysis is beyond them

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's middle ground, like always

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, it'll be a C-. Not just 'middle ground' because there are definitely Marvel movies that are 'only okay', I mean it definitely feels based on recent releases and directions that it'll be just really disappointingly mediocre. Like, not even a line drive where you tried but didn't do anything special, just a lame, limp-dicked bunt that puts the batter on base with nobody else even on the field.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he spoke the obvious truth.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want my actual Doctor Strange 2 instead.
    MoM was at least still entertaining enough, but it felt nothing at all like the first movie that I had wanted more of.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope it still is directed by sam and they give him free reign over it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will have to choose between this or doing the Avengers two-parter.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, but the only reason Sam Raimi got to do Multiverse of Madness was that it was a gimmick. If they DO bring him back, it will no longer be a gimmick and any personal touches that he would bring to the table will be distorted and ruined by the power of corporate influence, just like with GotG and Thor: Love and Thunder. GotG1 and Ragnorok were great because the studio just let a new director have some fun, and then when they made a bunch of money, it immediately turned the studio into a vampire and drained every ounce of blood they had. If we see another Sam Raimi MCU film, it will be in name only.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gunn and Waititi both had more creative freedom in the sequels than in GotG Vol. 1 and Ragnarok.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you think that the studio wasn't standing behind them with their hands on their shoulders like dracula standing over alucard, you're kidding yourself. They might have SAID to the PUBLIC that they got "more freedom" but what that really means is the studio took the "taika waititi" knob and ordered him to turn it up to 11, because if a little waititi was good, more must be better, right?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Everyone is lying when it doesn't fit my narrative

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Current marvel capeshit

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still mad that Strange got retconned into having been regularly cheating on Clea with literal teenage prostitutes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should have sex with Brother Voodoo or Blade as payback.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first image literally has the woman that will replace him

    How long are yall going to keep falling for this bait and switch non sense? Let it die already.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually liked MoM and i believe is as good as other "good" MCU movies, however, it seems Strange is cursed more than any other character into being a backdoor to setup another shit unrelated to him.
    i just hope for the love of God they do Triumph and Torment before they lose the actor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i actually liked MoM and i believe is as good as other "good" MCU movies,
      Well you're wrong.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Strange 3 is "reportedly" in the works.

    No shit?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more cleric

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