i'm confused here. what did he say that merits a response about her being 13, like it's excusable for a 13 year old to be untrustworthy? what about that is perverted exactly.
...is this series a parody then? Is it a bit like that blind girl meme comic where everyones is cartoonishly evil to promote feels/forced humor? Because that's all I'm getting from these pages as someone who has never heard of Street Angel before, who I'm assuming is (somehow) a hobo little-girl superheroine.
It's an affectionate parody but it never hits a level of overwhelming cynicism (she does have friends after all unlike the blind girl)
Jesse's a homeless orphan sure but she's not really looking for a home to begin with, she's perfectly capable of living by herself
>not really looking for a home to begin with, she's perfectly capable of living by herself
Outside a parody that wouldn't matter, long run. The only way it works is if the parody expys are dicks and leave a little orphan girl alone to make that choice for herself. But given it's a parody, fair enough, can't really argue if that's the entire basis.
>'affectionate'
This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. I decided to read the issue you posted above and it can be summed up as 'Street Angel's life sucks, she's a good girl, and everyone else is living their good lives while she just wants a sandwich. It's literally aiming for the same themes as Blind Girl. I'll check out more, but so far it's pretty much what I expected.
It doesn't matter, they just suffer differently. Blind Girl gets generally kicked around and mistreated. Street Angel seems to get generally overlooked, struggling with the daily problems of the homeless while other heroes live the high life and get all the praise, and is emotionally mistreated. It comes back around to the same atmosphere.
Bear in mind I'm not even saying that's a negative. It's just what I expected and what I got, is all. There is a bit more to Street Angel of course because she has more than a handful of pages in existence.
I will eventually but it's a low priority. In the meantime I'm amassing a folder of sk8r grrrls.
These remind me of that weird comic about the girl who gets consistently molested by her dad and is miserable about it but everyone else in the family is irritated when she brings it up and wants to pretend like it doesn't happen. Does anyone else remember that shit?
I don't have any of it saved but I haven't thought about it in years
Clarissa yea that was it. I wish you fricks hadn't jogged my memory on this subject because I had happily forgotten.
The fact families like this exist in America and I can't do anything about it just drives me mad with rage.
Clarrisa gets consistently brought up on Cinemaphile every few months. It's kinda amazing you weren't reminded of its existence while browsing Cinemaphile for years.
Singaporean here, this actually happens a lot in Malay-Muslim families (which practice polygamy). A guy was recently arrested for molesting and raping his biological sister, who was 14.
Rugg's a great artist and able to pull off a lot of different styles. So him choosing to draw street angel in a more gritty, crude style is intentional. if he drew her more refined and realistic, the charm wouldn't be the same.
It's like asking why Peanuts isn't drawn like realistic children or a more detailed art style.
Man I hate how in comics charactrers NEVER GET THERE HANDS on a fricking claymore, sword, or battle axe. It's always the same sweaty schtick of using a katana or TWO katanas.
It is not a race, either, so what is it, a nationality?
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's short for Latin American, so just a geographical term. If Sanchez is her parents' surname and not a name she gave herself, then she's either a castiza or part Spaniard American (the latter has no Native American ancestors).
3 months ago
Anonymous
Latina isn't an ethnicity.
It is not a race, either, so what is it, a nationality?
It's short for Latin American, so just a geographical term. If Sanchez is her parents' surname and not a name she gave herself, then she's either a castiza or part Spaniard American (the latter has no Native American ancestors).
GUYS, WHO GIVES A FLYING FRICK ABOUT WHAT RACE SHE IS?!
A hole's a hole no matter what surrounds it!
I searched this up and it says that it was created by the same guy who made Afrodisiac... That comic fricking sucked and I doubt Street Angel is much better.
I skimmed though some of the comics, overall I thought it was pritty meh though I enjoy some of the more grounded stories compared to the more wacky ones.
I say this honestly, Street Angel is one of those series that just keeps getting better. The best Street Angel stories are the ones that came out the most recently; Street Angel Goes to Juvie and Street Angel vs Ninja Tech.
Neat and kinda charming comic. I'll agree with what's been already said in that the imperfect and sometimes even crude art goes hand in hand with the setting and the character. I woulnd't mind easing up on the comic reliefs though? A somewhat dystopian (i.e. realistic, in this economy etc.) capeshit story, alá Worm or something, would be nice with its focus set more on "the wrong side of the tracks", and I think the constant over the top elements and slapstick silliness does the comic a disfavor. Don't remove it entirely, you gotta have light to make the darkness more palpable (pic related), but don't have like 2-3 Austin Powers on every page.
The first footnote in your picture appears to be an obscure indie magazine. The latter footnote mentions a book that compiled Fletcher Hanks' Stardust comics. So yes, the works mentioned in your picture are real.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks, anon. Any idea what all those illustrations of her fighting the squid all the time are about?
I can't figure out what's wrong with the boy's arms. It looks like it's absurdly long but it also seems like it would hang off the sides alright and align well with his pockets/thighs, so the proportions are actually pretty decent.
Looks too much like a super model. I imagine she'd have more of that heroin addict look as an adult. That's basically what every non-professional adult skateboarder looks like anyway.
Look all I'm saying that she has a tendency to call adults men perverts just because and that kind has bad implications for a girl who spent most of her life on the street.
Nah, it's the edgy but not grimdark kind of comic.
You realise it's the other way around? People refer to grimdark for dark and depressing settings, and edgy for things that came them uncomfortable even if they are realistic.
Look all I'm saying that she has a tendency to call adults men perverts just because and that kind has bad implications for a girl who spent most of her life on the street.
The warns the 'superhero' version of the other girl she is too 'pretty' to be out here, just as a frickload of dudes start to converge on them. She also doesn't get close to anyone, doesn't even try to do anything about being smelly, and seems to embrace the grosser aspects of being a hobo, and sleeps so deeply a rat can steal her food - so no super ninja altertness. So, eh, she's probably not a virgin, but if anything happened it was because she accepted the wrong drink or meal from the wrong person/people early on.
[...]
>implying rape is always a physical contest of strength >what is booze >what are roofies/sleeping pills
Why hasn't anyone saved her from living on the streets?
Because half the 'joke' is that the 'famous' heroes are buttholes and nobody cares that the good hearted heroine eats out of dumpsters. As was discussed further up, it's aiming for the same emotional 'd'awww' and indignation on her behalf that Blind Girl and Clarissa both pull on. If notBruce Wayne made her his notJason Todd the entire premise falls apart.
There are some people who just don't see it as relevant, even as minors. Maybe especially then. So many friends lost it at 13, 14.
Street Angel strikes me as someone who has maybe had hate-sex, or purely out of curiosity, not that she's ever gotten close enough to someone for the sunshine-and-kittens stuff. If she hasn't had sex, it's mostly because other people are too grating to bother fricking.
Realistically a street kid like her, much less a girl, would get offered money for sex constantly. There is a webm out there, supposedly from Russia right after the fall of the USSR, of someone interviewing a bunch of homeless kids and asking about it. And we are talking eight to twelve, not late teens. Literally all of them did it, to one extent or another. When you're literally starving and freezing and have one thing to sell, well the world is a cruel place.
>those grease tendrils
I wonder if her hair is even straight, or just held straight by the grease. Might be wavy or mildly curly, like some redheads.
Not yet, but someday.
She should make out with Kim Possible.
I used to think it was cool, but now I think seeing an adult on a skateboard is embarrassing.
An adult skating for fun is completely fine and even cool. It's a middle age guy that still identifies as a skater and tries to act cool that's embarrassing.
She really is. Nikki deserved all the love in the world and from the show. Too bad they haven't put her in another episode yet. Maybe with the last 4 episodes we'll get something
Jesse has a super-powered immune system. It destroys even killer-nanobots. HIV doesn't stand a chance. Also there's probably no one in her town tough enough to rape her or patient enough to romance her.
I wouldn't go that far, Street Angel isn't bad at all, it's just missing some elements that would elevate it. An actual arc where she gets a support network, learns to open up again, and finally gets a family (in whatever form) would make it into something I'd keep track of.
Superhero worlds make no sense. Like you've got these people with all these powers fighting all these other super villains or whatever. And the larger society just kind of accepts it and doesn't change how it functions of acts. No one is screaming in shock seeing someone flying around. Scientists aren't studying them. World governments haven't declared them a security threat.
But less than that all of the mundane problems are still present in the world like diseases, poverty, dictatorships, etc. Sort of begging the question of why haven't the heroes fixed those things.
In this particular world I get the impression that all men are perverted bastards and all women are either comedic foils, bad ass street smart girl power types, or background filler. It comes off as unrealistic and shallow. Like a political cartoon turned into a comic book.
You make me wonder what you think of Sin City, a comic so unrealistic and overblown, one can't even read it as a parody.
SA is a parody, not to be taken as Reality. We agree to that BEFORE we begin reading it.
What comics or writers do you read AND enjoy, anyway? Can you share, please?
Super powers wouldn't even change our world that much when normal citizens are concerned. Even now, the world is full of extremely powerful or smart people who might as well be superheroes or supervillains from our perspective.
If the rich, intelligent and powerful of our world set out to make the world better, they easily could. But the rich pursue more wealth, the powerful more power and the intelligent either don't have the funding to do good or do research for personal gain. Although there are some rich people who do charity, and they unironically save more people with it than most superheroes in comics aside from world-savers like Superman.
Don't judge her whole world on the few panels ITT. Most characters in it are quite mundane. Although the vibe it goes for is 70s - 80s exploitation-action movies.
I think a smarter way to handle the premise would be making her the sole guardian, so no one can take the burden, of something dangerous that has to be kept secret and away from people - so she ended up on the streets because it got her parents killed and after that to protect anyone from getting caught up with it again. If anything it adds to the pity party element of her appeal but gives a good reason why she keeps a low profile and isn't the next notRobin.
If they're old enough to trek across the dangerous animal-infested countryside unsupervised and train those dangerous wild animals to battle for money, they're old enough for tentacles.
>cute >tough >no nonsense >grandmaster wiener gobbler
Jesse is the perfect girlfriend.
[...] >I wanna do more than talk! >You're too pretty for this place
If you say so, anon.
That particular comic is literally about a frumpy mentally handicapped girl becoming the perfect woman through an alien tech gadget. That's why everyone is crazy about her, not because they're insane rapists, dumbass.
Given I suspect some of these posts may be the author I'll agree that's probably the case, unless she trusted the wrong people while more naïve, because as noted above you can be the strongest hero(ine) there is and still end up in a bad situation. Hell, even most mainstream male heroes have been raped at this point, in moments of weakness. It's how Damien exists for example, the smartest and most capable vigilante in fiction got roofied - and by someone he shouldn't have trusted and knew it. All it would take is eating or drinking the wrong thing or misjudging a situation once.
>'edgy'
Frankly that word doesn't mean anything anymore. It's become a term for 'stuff that makes me personally uncomfortable' and nothing more. Sexual assault being something that happens to the homeless, boy or girl, isn't edgy - it's just an unpleasant reality no different to Street Angel eating out of dumpsters, handing off porn casually to other hobos as a favor, smelling, or her general distrust of humanity because of her tragic life experiences, or even the worst thing that can happen to a homeless kid who fights murderers and villains every other day. I honestly don't care if it has or hasn't happened, nor am I weighing in on whether it should, I can just recognise the grim humor in the fact that everything else about her life is A-Okay for her to be going through, such as her thinking basically nothing of finding a rotting corpse in the dumpster she was looking for food in, but that's a no-no to even be a possibility. I've always found the subject fascinating because it says a lot about how people perceive the world.
...you mean the tone where she finds rotting corpses, is a child who lives on the street while heroes deride her as a worthless pickpocket, where she is so jaded she isn't even surprised when her new 'friends' run off and forget her, and she thinks nothing of chasing rats that steal her food...? That tone?
Man that made me sad. I want to adopt her and give her an alright life. If she'd let me
3 months ago
Anonymous
...you mean the tone where she finds rotting corpses, is a child who lives on the street while heroes deride her as a worthless pickpocket, where she is so jaded she isn't even surprised when her new 'friends' run off and forget her, and she thinks nothing of chasing rats that steal her food...? That tone?
Yeah. Based on how she responds to any sort of perceived advances towards her one can reasonably assume that people have tried in the past and that's really all we need to know about it. I don't know what confirming anything would add.
So she’s been almost touched by weirdos and she has just turned into some kind of stoic child living with little to no care of things?
…frick
3 months ago
Anonymous
She's basically superhero Blind Girl but without the endearing and soul-crushing optimism. It could actually be pretty compelling as an ongoing series where she gets a support network and a finale where she gets a loving family, but right now it feels like the appeal is largely grimdark suffering porn with a veneer of 'underdog skater superhero girl'.
Yeah. Based on how she responds to any sort of perceived advances towards her one can reasonably assume that people have tried in the past and that's really all we need to know about it. I don't know what confirming anything would add.
It's a combination of "It's fricking fiction dude, kids like her barely exist anywhere in the first world." and "those that do are basically feral animals with knives and CPS isn't going to frick with them."
2 months ago
Anonymous
>"those that do are basically feral animals with knives and CPS isn't going to frick with them."
doesn't CPS straight up kidnap them irl
like actually just kidnap them, cop by side. if they resist too hard they just get sent to juvie
There is like one issue which goes into how depressing being a homeless teenage girl is. the rest of the issues are wacky adventures with ninjas
Jim should have done an epilogue where she gets adopted by a nice family.
His daughter's friend was basically living at his house (she was kicked out of her parents home i guess).
I literally never talk to him about it so i don't know the details
Nah I haven't. In fact this thread is the first time I've heard of trash princess. I'm a sucker for homeless girls, and always adopt Sophie and Lucia everytime I play skyrim cause of that. So now I'll be a fan of this
if you're a sucker for homeless girls, check out STRAY BULLETS. One of its story lines is a runaway girl named Virginia who creates a bad ass fantasy alter ego.
No she isn't. The only reason she eats like that when there's a lot of food is because she starves for days in-between proper meals.
A Bumfights vhs cover with Jesse
>Bumfights is a video series produced by Indecline Films. The debut release titled Bumfights Vol. 1: A Cause for Concern features primarily high school fights caught on tape and homeless men (most notably Rufus Hannah and Donnie Brennan) in the San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas metropolitan areas attempting amateur stunts in a style similar to the MTV series Jackass, and in one case a fight between two homeless men which resulted in severe injuries. It was produced by Ryen McPherson, Zachary Bubeck, Daniel J. Tanner, and Michael Slyman. >The video series immediately received widespread public criticism. In 2002, two of the homeless men depicted filed a lawsuit against the producers alleging they were paid to hurt themselves and beat each other. In April 2006, the four original filmmakers surrendered rights to produce any more Bumfights videos or distribute videos already made, and were obliged to pay compensation to three of the homeless men depicted in the videos, under a settlement announced shortly before the 2002 lawsuit was due to go to trial.
More like Jessie murdering the shit out of the Bumfights crew, like Rutger Hauer's character in Hobo With a Shotgun.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>murdering the shit out of the Bumfights crew
With or without the Doctor Phil get-up?
She hasn't showered in weeks. She already should has zits
3 months ago
Anonymous
She hasn't showered in weeks. She already should has zits
Zits are 80% hormones and only 20% diet and cleanliness. Prepubescent kids can be dirty and eat fast food and won't get zits. Most teens can wash their face once an hour and only eat salad and will still get some zits. An adult can afford to wash their face twice a day and snack on junk a bit and avoid zits unless they have unlucky genetics.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's true. I ate garbage all the time and never washed my face, and I barely had any zits even as a teen. Who the hell washes his face outside of showering anyway?
3 months ago
Anonymous
People who are saying "omg I bet she stinks so good" have never smelt a homeless person. I moved to New York for school and good god to some of them smell vile, like "clear out an entire subway car" vile. Imagine a puddle of vomit and shit festering for a century and then you throw a dead rotting body in it.
More like 100%. Zits form underneath the skin so you can be the dirtiest motherfricker and still have no zits. It's related to the levels of androgens and cortisol (iirc) in your blood, which is why boys tend to get them more often than women.
Blackheads on the other hand are all dirt and surface grime.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That won't be all she'll have over her face
3 months ago
Anonymous
Don't be naughty with homeless teenage girls.
3 months ago
Anonymous
What if I offer them a home and adopt them
3 months ago
Anonymous
How are you going to accomplish that?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You are GOING to get ROBBED!
3 months ago
Anonymous
Even if she does rob me, I will still let her into my house. And when she needs a place to stay I will let her in again. Unless she was black
>Bumfights is a video series produced by Indecline Films. The debut release titled Bumfights Vol. 1: A Cause for Concern features primarily high school fights caught on tape and homeless men (most notably Rufus Hannah and Donnie Brennan) in the San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas metropolitan areas attempting amateur stunts in a style similar to the MTV series Jackass, and in one case a fight between two homeless men which resulted in severe injuries. It was produced by Ryen McPherson, Zachary Bubeck, Daniel J. Tanner, and Michael Slyman. >The video series immediately received widespread public criticism. In 2002, two of the homeless men depicted filed a lawsuit against the producers alleging they were paid to hurt themselves and beat each other. In April 2006, the four original filmmakers surrendered rights to produce any more Bumfights videos or distribute videos already made, and were obliged to pay compensation to three of the homeless men depicted in the videos, under a settlement announced shortly before the 2002 lawsuit was due to go to trial.
I wish Hollywood was like back in the 80s or 90s. Back when they made good movies starring kids. Street Angel could have been a great kids movie if they toned down the violence to TMNT 1 levels.
Megamilk Jessie. Bonuspoints for being creative instead of just giving her a pair of breasts.
3 months ago
Anonymous
kek, good one, JT. By "fresh", she means "freshly expired and thrown out, but still good to eat". It's a pity she has to stay in bad neighborhoods to fight crime, the trash in upscale neighborhoods must be amazing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
cool...FRICK YOU PEDO!
3 months ago
Anonymous
Stay salty.
3 months ago
Anonymous
alright, what's your twitter tho
3 months ago
Anonymous
Dohoho, thanks!
It will be mostly katanas then, Jesse doesn't have much ass on account of being malnourished.
>look at how new i am!
It's a reference. You'd know that if you had lurked more.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I know it's a reference. It also doesn't fit Jesse.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why the frick not?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Can't you read? Because she's emaciated.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't care if "it fits Jessie" or not. It was for a sticker. And I'm willing to bet several internets that her and at least one katana will end up weighing more than 20 pounds no matter how much of a scrawny little shit she is.
You draw a really cool Jesse. She's a martial artists from the street, so maybe draw her as your favorite street fighter girl?
smelly homeless people can't do stealth
She's a street hero. Everything on that street already smells.
2 months ago
Anonymous
ez number 1
2 months ago
Anonymous
Nice! I was right in expecting Cammy.
2 months ago
Anonymous
for anyone of them readers
does the new edition of the old stories include anything diff?
die hard cammyer i am.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>coda >mobilis >shaolin cowboy
I didn't expect you to be this much of a hipster.
2 months ago
Anonymous
thats the mostly other things square.
its next to kill 4 gorillion demons, and the quentin book among other things
2 months ago
Anonymous
I was kindasorta expecting Hit-Girl, Gurihiru Power Pack and stuff like that.
Also, Jessie x Hit-Girl when?
2 months ago
Anonymous
You do know he mostly draws huge saggy breasts, right? Someone draws e-girl once in a while and you just assume that's ALL a person is interested in.
2 months ago
Anonymous
He's a staple in Gwen and other cute girl threads. I'd assume he had at least a few related books.
2 months ago
Anonymous
i hate fairyland for example or body bags i do have lol.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>body bags
Kind of jelly. Doubt it'll ever happen, but I'd buy a collected hardcover in a heartbeat.
Also obligatory "Frick you, Skottie".
2 months ago
Anonymous
Have you read anything European? Italians and Francophones have lots of nice stuff of all kinds.
2 months ago
Anonymous
i do read a bunch or as most as possible
i want to collect the freak's squeel volumes
but alas i think i will focus on learning french to read more broadly as i intent also learning japanese since i bought a buncha volumes from an artist i really like that i do believe will never be translated completely: Bokura wa Mahou Shounen
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Bokura wa Mahou Shounen
I know that one. Really interesting visuals. Fun premise. But honestly, the best thing about it is the art style.
2 months ago
Anonymous
thats it, i am not hyper engaged on what it says but the way its presented its so charming i am invested in the story as a whole, not like its gonna change my life but it does change how much i like certain artistic choices and would wanna try later.
like i keep collecting the bakemonogatari manga, even tho i really dislike how it portrays certain aspect of the story because its all shonen-ed up, BUT i just like the art so much i gotta pour on every page.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I feel you on the shounen thing. I've started so many interesting and unique series for them to eventually become about kids kicking each other's asses with superpowers while yelling about friendship. Their system produces what the audience asks for, not what they need or really want.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Which I guess is still better than mainstream western comic system that produces things no one needs, wants or asked for. Thinking about it. Indie and European is the only way to go nowadays.
2 months ago
Anonymous
its the only i complain about that aspect to be honest, since i been reading the books as i watch the anime, and its just one that doesnt fit, its like they put too much seasoning and the flavour clashes.
but LOOKS GOOD.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Speaking of its art style, did you just buy it purely for that? I don't remember you ever drawing any traps or shota outside of SS. Although it's not a shota fanservice series, it's a cuteness fanservice series. And the story is at least OK.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Bokura
The scanlation on dex have pisscord/twatter in the credits page, you could ask if it's been dropped ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Out of curiosity, do you read phils storytimes or scanlations?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Out of curiosity, do you read phils storytimes or scanlations?
sometimes yeah.
i am not a big storytime reader as of late but when i see someone ripping or posting something rare i go in check or save it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
The Swindling Indies, The Snake And The Spear, The Bellybuttons, Blast, stuff by Kerascoet, Alone (Seuls). Some random stuff worth reading, if you haven't already. Three first are scanlations, the rest have rips.
Also Zombillenium if for no other reason that de Pin's art being glorious.
i was just curious because i'm the anon that proofs for phil :^)
2 months ago
Anonymous
i am so gonna BINGE bellybuttons next, after i am done with KLAW and Kerascoet is amazing so is anything arthurs, tried alone i need to retake it.
you both are doing gods work. much fricking love.
will eye the others
2 months ago
Anonymous
Just so you know, Bellybuttons will most likely never be completed because the couple making it divorced. And if Alone keeps the current release schedule we'll get the last book in 2028 I think.
Lastman is by all accounts also amazing, but I'm waiting for the last books to come out before reading so I can't wouch for that.
2 months ago
Anonymous
yeah i bought up to vol 6 from first second, and now we reached that point with the image printing so
heres hoping kirkman is on for the full ride.
and yeah i know the state of them both but good stuff is good even if it hurts.
i read Opus once a year cuz its my fav and it always fricking hurts.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Never read it, Satoshi isn't really my cup of tea. But if bleak/feels are your thing, then you're in for a treat with Blast. If you hate yourself then add One Night In Rome and A Little Temptation.
I assume you frequent the win-o, but in case you don't then book 1 of the Bellybuttons spin-off (comedy, like the first few books of the main series) is being worked on by some leaf.
2 months ago
Anonymous
That's seldom reflected in a person's comic collection. Most people I know just own classic capeshit they grew up with or Tintin or some such classy Euro stuff. I doubt all they jerk off to is muscle men in tights and Belgian reporters. Most normalgays are into hot women for example, but there are very few normies who collect She-Hulk or Powergirl. It's always stuff like the advised-to-own Superman, Spider-Man and Batman stuff.
2 months ago
Anonymous
race a bit against the clock on a quickie but
2 months ago
Anonymous
Cute
2 months ago
Anonymous
That's really nice. Definitely need more art of her, can't find shit online
2 months ago
Anonymous
ones does what one cans.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Sex
2 months ago
Anonymous
No ass
2 months ago
Anonymous
She'd beat you up if she heard you disrespecting her like that.
That Piper Perri thing, except it's ninjas or smelly fat old bastard hobos standing behind the couch.
Maybe change setting to a park/parkbench, since it's hobocore and they couldn't afford a sofa.
you're a fool of you think that. neither of us got her first
2 months ago
Anonymous
Who else could have done it?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Don't know shit about the story or anything besides what was said in the thread. I'll read the comics after the thread dies
But maybe her dad. Kids go homeless because they run away and a big reason they run away is due to sexual abuse.
2 months ago
Anonymous
someone else, long before either of us
Don't know shit about the story or anything besides what was said in the thread. I'll read the comics after the thread dies
But maybe her dad. Kids go homeless because they run away and a big reason they run away is due to sexual abuse.
Rugg doesn't have a single style. He draws lots of different ways.
That sort of crude, simplistic art is popular with kids book publishers here. They feel like kids like art that looks like they can do it themselves.
Read the whole thing last night. It's alright. Pity the cast is ill-defined and the homelessness isn't particularly explored beyond common tropes (all hobos are bearded dudes, all hobos beg for food, etc, etc)
Also bring back the blind girl
I'd buy her some, but actual nice ones she'd wear and be comfortable in. You're not nice if you would do such a thing for a homeless girl for no other reason except for your sick fantasy. Dishonor on your cow
The literal first post in the thread is her hanging out with her friends!
3 months ago
Anonymous
The literal first post in the thread is her hanging out with her friends!
To be fair, her friends are hot garbage. Not one of them brings her food or lets her crash at their place for the night.
Where can I read this?
The pirated comic aggregator of your choice.
3 months ago
Anonymous
They're kids, it comes down to their parents to see if someone can stay the night. And no parent is gonna let a stinky, violent homeless girl into their house for more than a single night before getting the authorities involved.
I bet they didn't even pay her. If someone had to exploit Jesse, then I wish they would at least trick her into doing skateboard tricks in revealing outfits and take her to all you can eat buffets as the reward.
Native Sub-Saharan African, don't butt into conversations if you don't know what people are talking about. We're discussing whether a true to life silicone butt modeled after Jesse's would be under 17 pounds (3 would be the katana).
I'm just spitballing and napkin mathing here, but let's say it's a 30cm*30cm*20cm cube. That's ~0,02 m^3.
Ballistics gel has a density of 1060kg/m^3.
Apply math and we end up with a cube that weighs ~20 kg (~45 pounds). Obviously Jessies butt region is not a perfect cube so we'll be whittling some of that away. Even if we remove half that, it'll still clock in at over 20 pounds. And that's before the katana.
>30-30-20 >cube
That's a cuboid. Also you fricked something up. 20kg/45lbs us a huge dumbbell. There's no way a relatively small sex toy weighs that. Also why the frick did you use ballistics gel instead of the stuff they make those things from — silicone? But not any silicone, which can be quite dense and heavy, but specifically sex-toy grade.
Did you completely ignore the part where I said I'm spitballing and we'd whittle half of the weight away because it's not a perfect cuboid?
I subbed in gel because I have no idea what that kind of silicone is called and thus can't look up density. I figured it would be a reasonable compromise given that we're removing half of the estimated weight for sculpting reasons.
But even that is quite heavy. It's like four steel tennis balls worth of weight, more than two gallon jugs. That's believable for an adult woman's hips and ass, but not for a perpetually starving tween. The sex toy material has to be much more aerated and light.
Do people play skating games still? Are they even made anymore? It's an olympic sport now, but you don't see skaters on the street like you used to. Those olympics kids do neat tricks though.
Depends where you live. Recently I moved to a place where there are skateboarders and parks everywhere, though it's also mountainous and there are skiers and snowboarders every winter, so extreme sports never really died out. It was weird to see it completely disappear from the public consciousness when I was in high school around 2010/2011 so I never got to learn.
And there are still video games sometimes, there seems to be more of an influx the last few years.
https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Skateboarding/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861650/Session_Skate_Sim/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1190170/OlliOlli_World/ (this one is cribbing a bit of Adventure Time's style despite being British apparently.)
Yeah, it's weird how extreme sports and then street sports received recognition almost a decade after becoming irrelevant respectively. A friend I used to cheer on during break-dancing battles when we were teens is suddenly an Olympic coach for my country.
She would think they're awesome and would want one. Even just being able to try one would be enough for her. But since she's a poor homeless girl she'll never get the chance and will put on an act saying hoverboards are dumb and anyone who has one is stupid and a sheep
In warm enough cities, the usual solution is just to wear the clothes until they dry naturally. If you have a little money, you can also just visit a laundromat.
For Jesse though, I would suggest stripping completely nude in an abandoned building and laying them out in the sun, clearly visible from the street, until they dry. Also she should stash away all her weapons in a hard to reach place on the other side of town. For safety!
Honestly, wouldn't mind at all if an actual homeless kid did that. Halloween is probably the one time of year she reliably gets to eat (non-expired) candy. When grown-ass middle class fatsos do that so they have lots of chocolate to shut their spoiled children up with and gobble by themselves, that's when my blood starts to boil.
I don't want to get political here but I have to ask:
Why do you guys like her so much?
What do you dudes see in a poor, filthy, stinky, homeless, antisocial Hispanic brat like her?
>political
wut >why do you like her
1) It's a legitimately fun action-comedy comic with rough, but interesting art. And she's the likeable main character.
2) It's the kind of stuff that triggers male protection instincts. I don't even want to do anything lewd. Just wash her, feed her, and hug her under a blanket to keep her warm at night.
I have to ask, are you female? Because stuff like the girl's finances aren't really an attraction point for men. Sure it's an indicator of whether a person is responsible, but not if they're a kid. Filth and stench can be fixed with one bath. And she's not antisocial nor a brat, she helps people in trouble and has lots of friends. Did you even read the comic?
Yes, yes she is
i'm confused here. what did he say that merits a response about her being 13, like it's excusable for a 13 year old to be untrustworthy? what about that is perverted exactly.
He flirted with her pages earlier
What does the α stand for?
Alpha as Frick
>like it's excusable for a 13 year old to be untrustworthy?
He was referring to Street Angel for well, obvious reasons
What a liar. Jesse doesn't steal, she wouldn't be a chronically starving bum if she did.
I would love to employ her, she's such a dear.
Good question.
I like the art style. It's loose and looks like something a teen would have doodled in his notebook.
Preachy
I've never heard of this but one comic page in and I hate it already.
That's fair, because Superhero for a Day is Street Angel's worst story.
You're just looking the wrong way. It's sublime suffer-core: Jesse is dying of hunger all throughout.
Why? Are you a homosexual who likes to suck wieners and frick mens butts?
Everyone loves a good murderhobo
...is this series a parody then? Is it a bit like that blind girl meme comic where everyones is cartoonishly evil to promote feels/forced humor? Because that's all I'm getting from these pages as someone who has never heard of Street Angel before, who I'm assuming is (somehow) a hobo little-girl superheroine.
It's an affectionate parody but it never hits a level of overwhelming cynicism (she does have friends after all unlike the blind girl)
Jesse's a homeless orphan sure but she's not really looking for a home to begin with, she's perfectly capable of living by herself
>not really looking for a home to begin with, she's perfectly capable of living by herself
Outside a parody that wouldn't matter, long run. The only way it works is if the parody expys are dicks and leave a little orphan girl alone to make that choice for herself. But given it's a parody, fair enough, can't really argue if that's the entire basis.
>'affectionate'
This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. I decided to read the issue you posted above and it can be summed up as 'Street Angel's life sucks, she's a good girl, and everyone else is living their good lives while she just wants a sandwich. It's literally aiming for the same themes as Blind Girl. I'll check out more, but so far it's pretty much what I expected.
>Blind Girl
Blind Girl can't defend herself
It doesn't matter, they just suffer differently. Blind Girl gets generally kicked around and mistreated. Street Angel seems to get generally overlooked, struggling with the daily problems of the homeless while other heroes live the high life and get all the praise, and is emotionally mistreated. It comes back around to the same atmosphere.
Bear in mind I'm not even saying that's a negative. It's just what I expected and what I got, is all. There is a bit more to Street Angel of course because she has more than a handful of pages in existence.
These remind me of that weird comic about the girl who gets consistently molested by her dad and is miserable about it but everyone else in the family is irritated when she brings it up and wants to pretend like it doesn't happen. Does anyone else remember that shit?
I don't have any of it saved but I haven't thought about it in years
https://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic/clarissa/
Clarissa yea that was it. I wish you fricks hadn't jogged my memory on this subject because I had happily forgotten.
The fact families like this exist in America and I can't do anything about it just drives me mad with rage.
https://vimeo.com/45958331
How are you such a fricking moron.
No it doesn't.
Clarrisa gets consistently brought up on Cinemaphile every few months. It's kinda amazing you weren't reminded of its existence while browsing Cinemaphile for years.
Singaporean here, this actually happens a lot in Malay-Muslim families (which practice polygamy). A guy was recently arrested for molesting and raping his biological sister, who was 14.
it's fricking kino is what it is
You've convinced me
>UHHH IS IT A PARODY??? UHH I DON'T GET IT!
How are there so many stupid people in this board.
I will eventually but it's a low priority. In the meantime I'm amassing a folder of sk8r grrrls.
Why isn't his art developing?
Do you want it to?
just look how... soulless the one on the right is...
I like it as it is. Has a really nice rugged feel to it
Rugg's a great artist and able to pull off a lot of different styles. So him choosing to draw street angel in a more gritty, crude style is intentional. if he drew her more refined and realistic, the charm wouldn't be the same.
It's like asking why Peanuts isn't drawn like realistic children or a more detailed art style.
This looks like high school art. He just drew Debbie Harry from a photo. Juvenile.
If I read it, there will be porn of it. So I better not.
You should read it
...what kind of porn?
torture porn. her being bathed and groomed against her will. maybe some dental care with anesthesia and her drifting in and out of consciousness.
Man I hate how in comics charactrers NEVER GET THERE HANDS on a fricking claymore, sword, or battle axe. It's always the same sweaty schtick of using a katana or TWO katanas.
Fricking a', man.
She only uses weapons that a mall ninja would use.
Those are the best kind.
Fricking agile eastern mother-frick. She's WHITE she's SUPPOSED TO BE BULKY and HUGE carrying a sword or battle axe that can cleave 600 people at once
>She's WHITE
>He doesn't know
Latina isn't an ethnicity.
It is not a race, either, so what is it, a nationality?
It's short for Latin American, so just a geographical term. If Sanchez is her parents' surname and not a name she gave herself, then she's either a castiza or part Spaniard American (the latter has no Native American ancestors).
GUYS, WHO GIVES A FLYING FRICK ABOUT WHAT RACE SHE IS?!
A hole's a hole no matter what surrounds it!
no
Street Angel is dogshit bordering on Axe Cop levels of comprehensible but at least that had the excuse of being written by a literal child
filtered
I searched this up and it says that it was created by the same guy who made Afrodisiac... That comic fricking sucked and I doubt Street Angel is much better.
Afrodisiac is a spin-off of Street Angel
That's not a good thing, that shit was just Black Dynamite but genuinely racist.
I skimmed though some of the comics, overall I thought it was pritty meh though I enjoy some of the more grounded stories compared to the more wacky ones.
>"Promise?"
I say this honestly, Street Angel is one of those series that just keeps getting better. The best Street Angel stories are the ones that came out the most recently; Street Angel Goes to Juvie and Street Angel vs Ninja Tech.
True.
anywhere i can read these?
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Street-Angel
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Street-Angel-vs-Ninjatech
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Street-Angel-Deadliest-Girl-Alive
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Street-Angel-Princess-of-Poverty
many thanks anon!
Neat and kinda charming comic. I'll agree with what's been already said in that the imperfect and sometimes even crude art goes hand in hand with the setting and the character. I woulnd't mind easing up on the comic reliefs though? A somewhat dystopian (i.e. realistic, in this economy etc.) capeshit story, alá Worm or something, would be nice with its focus set more on "the wrong side of the tracks", and I think the constant over the top elements and slapstick silliness does the comic a disfavor. Don't remove it entirely, you gotta have light to make the darkness more palpable (pic related), but don't have like 2-3 Austin Powers on every page.
Do the title drops in the narration refer to real works by the authors or are they just gags?
I actually really enjoyed these btw, thanks for the link and the thread
The first footnote in your picture appears to be an obscure indie magazine. The latter footnote mentions a book that compiled Fletcher Hanks' Stardust comics. So yes, the works mentioned in your picture are real.
Thanks, anon. Any idea what all those illustrations of her fighting the squid all the time are about?
I can't figure out what's wrong with the boy's arms. It looks like it's absurdly long but it also seems like it would hang off the sides alright and align well with his pockets/thighs, so the proportions are actually pretty decent.
his forearms are shorter than the upper arm, usually it's the other way around
I'm glad that nobody has made rule34 of Street Angel.
Keep it pure.
your attempt at reverse psychology are painfully obvious
Not yet, but someday.
I used to think it was cool, but now I think seeing an adult on a skateboard is embarrassing.
Looks too much like a super model. I imagine she'd have more of that heroin addict look as an adult. That's basically what every non-professional adult skateboarder looks like anyway.
I just haven't finished em yet.
Maybe someday.
I’ll do some but I’m gonna keep it to myself
I bet she has secks with black Mans.
The fricked up part is that there's a high chance she isn't.
Nah, it's the edgy but not grimdark kind of comic.
Look all I'm saying that she has a tendency to call adults men perverts just because and that kind has bad implications for a girl who spent most of her life on the street.
Probably.
You realise it's the other way around? People refer to grimdark for dark and depressing settings, and edgy for things that came them uncomfortable even if they are realistic.
The warns the 'superhero' version of the other girl she is too 'pretty' to be out here, just as a frickload of dudes start to converge on them. She also doesn't get close to anyone, doesn't even try to do anything about being smelly, and seems to embrace the grosser aspects of being a hobo, and sleeps so deeply a rat can steal her food - so no super ninja altertness. So, eh, she's probably not a virgin, but if anything happened it was because she accepted the wrong drink or meal from the wrong person/people early on.
>implying rape is always a physical contest of strength
>what is booze
>what are roofies/sleeping pills
Because half the 'joke' is that the 'famous' heroes are buttholes and nobody cares that the good hearted heroine eats out of dumpsters. As was discussed further up, it's aiming for the same emotional 'd'awww' and indignation on her behalf that Blind Girl and Clarissa both pull on. If notBruce Wayne made her his notJason Todd the entire premise falls apart.
There are some people who just don't see it as relevant, even as minors. Maybe especially then. So many friends lost it at 13, 14.
Street Angel strikes me as someone who has maybe had hate-sex, or purely out of curiosity, not that she's ever gotten close enough to someone for the sunshine-and-kittens stuff. If she hasn't had sex, it's mostly because other people are too grating to bother fricking.
Realistically a street kid like her, much less a girl, would get offered money for sex constantly. There is a webm out there, supposedly from Russia right after the fall of the USSR, of someone interviewing a bunch of homeless kids and asking about it. And we are talking eight to twelve, not late teens. Literally all of them did it, to one extent or another. When you're literally starving and freezing and have one thing to sell, well the world is a cruel place.
he's literally me
Man, some of those jokes are dark.
That's sad but funny
She probably knows what it is at least. Besides who knows what kind of weirdos try rubbing up against someone while they're sleeping on skid row.
>those grease tendrils
I wonder if her hair is even straight, or just held straight by the grease. Might be wavy or mildly curly, like some redheads.
She should make out with Kim Possible.
An adult skating for fun is completely fine and even cool. It's a middle age guy that still identifies as a skater and tries to act cool that's embarrassing.
I have been trying to figure this joke out for the past 10 mins. Please. Help me.
Jesse is homeless and constantly starving. The mom is fat compared to Jesse because Jesse is malnourished and living on the streets.
How is that a joke?
dumbass
New live-action film or series when?
I like the implication that Street Angel might be an unreliable narrator.
Why hasn't anyone saved her from living on the streets?
She reminds me of yet another homeless e-girl living in a superhero world
She's so perfect. I feel so bad for her.
She really is. Nikki deserved all the love in the world and from the show. Too bad they haven't put her in another episode yet. Maybe with the last 4 episodes we'll get something
And on top of that homeless little girl living in a superhero world.
Why are these little girls living on the streets and where can I find them
Do you want HIV? Because that is how you get HIV, by fricking with street girls.
1st girl maybe. 2nd and 3rd? Invincible and spiderman don't have the balls to say that two homeless orphans were raped
Jesse has a super-powered immune system. It destroys even killer-nanobots. HIV doesn't stand a chance. Also there's probably no one in her town tough enough to rape her or patient enough to romance her.
So you're telling me this homosexual is wrong on all counts?
Smeet
Virginia and her alter ego Amy Race car from Stray Bullets.
/co fails hard at knowing its comics
Yep, but without the good writing or the irony.
I wouldn't go that far, Street Angel isn't bad at all, it's just missing some elements that would elevate it. An actual arc where she gets a support network, learns to open up again, and finally gets a family (in whatever form) would make it into something I'd keep track of.
It's a known fact
Superhero worlds make no sense. Like you've got these people with all these powers fighting all these other super villains or whatever. And the larger society just kind of accepts it and doesn't change how it functions of acts. No one is screaming in shock seeing someone flying around. Scientists aren't studying them. World governments haven't declared them a security threat.
But less than that all of the mundane problems are still present in the world like diseases, poverty, dictatorships, etc. Sort of begging the question of why haven't the heroes fixed those things.
In this particular world I get the impression that all men are perverted bastards and all women are either comedic foils, bad ass street smart girl power types, or background filler. It comes off as unrealistic and shallow. Like a political cartoon turned into a comic book.
in this case I think you're meant to turn your brain off and enjoy watching a little girl beat up ninjas
You make me wonder what you think of Sin City, a comic so unrealistic and overblown, one can't even read it as a parody.
SA is a parody, not to be taken as Reality. We agree to that BEFORE we begin reading it.
What comics or writers do you read AND enjoy, anyway? Can you share, please?
Super powers wouldn't even change our world that much when normal citizens are concerned. Even now, the world is full of extremely powerful or smart people who might as well be superheroes or supervillains from our perspective.
If the rich, intelligent and powerful of our world set out to make the world better, they easily could. But the rich pursue more wealth, the powerful more power and the intelligent either don't have the funding to do good or do research for personal gain. Although there are some rich people who do charity, and they unironically save more people with it than most superheroes in comics aside from world-savers like Superman.
Don't judge her whole world on the few panels ITT. Most characters in it are quite mundane. Although the vibe it goes for is 70s - 80s exploitation-action movies.
Its called fiction. Turn your brain off and just relax.
cute street urchin
Why is she homeless?
maybe she's stupid or something
I would very much like that vest as a piece of merch
You are asking to get shot or knifed.
Didn't say I'd wear it
But even if I did, I just simply would not get shot or stabbed
I think a smarter way to handle the premise would be making her the sole guardian, so no one can take the burden, of something dangerous that has to be kept secret and away from people - so she ended up on the streets because it got her parents killed and after that to protect anyone from getting caught up with it again. If anything it adds to the pity party element of her appeal but gives a good reason why she keeps a low profile and isn't the next notRobin.
Because she keeps destroying them
Do you think she'd share her stash of thrown out donuts taken from the garbage with me
If you can manage to not try to rape her, possibly.
What if, instead of rape, I molest her
Not that Anon but what's the difference?
>but my friend had one and it ruined his marriage
I mean, if his wife didn't know he was a pedo she'd have the right to be upset
Thoughts on the fan film adapting the first issue?
https://vimeo.com/134169024
Cool. Not filthy enough. But good effort.
>and it ruined his marriage.
I think I see what your friend's problem was, the idiot forgot that he was married.
This one goes hard
>tentacles
JESSE NO!!
When did this comic come out? I wanna know.
https://web.archive.org/web/20090927012313/https://vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=29
2009
If they're old enough to trek across the dangerous animal-infested countryside unsupervised and train those dangerous wild animals to battle for money, they're old enough for tentacles.
Jesse probably doesn't know what sex is
She knows
Currently sure, that doesn't mean she's always been this strong.
>cute
>tough
>no nonsense
>grandmaster wiener gobbler
Jesse is the perfect girlfriend.
That particular comic is literally about a frumpy mentally handicapped girl becoming the perfect woman through an alien tech gadget. That's why everyone is crazy about her, not because they're insane rapists, dumbass.
bump
Aw the poor little match girl on a skateboard. I'd buy her a whole pizza and give her a blanket
That issue where she helps Santa fend off bad guys and then he says bad kids who kill people don't get presents was hilariously cruel
What is Jesse's favorite genre of music?
Crossover thrash
Given I suspect some of these posts may be the author I'll agree that's probably the case, unless she trusted the wrong people while more naïve, because as noted above you can be the strongest hero(ine) there is and still end up in a bad situation. Hell, even most mainstream male heroes have been raped at this point, in moments of weakness. It's how Damien exists for example, the smartest and most capable vigilante in fiction got roofied - and by someone he shouldn't have trusted and knew it. All it would take is eating or drinking the wrong thing or misjudging a situation once.
Street Angel doesn't strike me as the kind of comic where something that pointlessly edgy would happen
>'edgy'
Frankly that word doesn't mean anything anymore. It's become a term for 'stuff that makes me personally uncomfortable' and nothing more. Sexual assault being something that happens to the homeless, boy or girl, isn't edgy - it's just an unpleasant reality no different to Street Angel eating out of dumpsters, handing off porn casually to other hobos as a favor, smelling, or her general distrust of humanity because of her tragic life experiences, or even the worst thing that can happen to a homeless kid who fights murderers and villains every other day. I honestly don't care if it has or hasn't happened, nor am I weighing in on whether it should, I can just recognise the grim humor in the fact that everything else about her life is A-Okay for her to be going through, such as her thinking basically nothing of finding a rotting corpse in the dumpster she was looking for food in, but that's a no-no to even be a possibility. I've always found the subject fascinating because it says a lot about how people perceive the world.
It's less about how it makes me personally feel and more that I don't think it fits the tone this comic is going for imo
...you mean the tone where she finds rotting corpses, is a child who lives on the street while heroes deride her as a worthless pickpocket, where she is so jaded she isn't even surprised when her new 'friends' run off and forget her, and she thinks nothing of chasing rats that steal her food...? That tone?
Man that made me sad. I want to adopt her and give her an alright life. If she'd let me
So she’s been almost touched by weirdos and she has just turned into some kind of stoic child living with little to no care of things?
…frick
She's basically superhero Blind Girl but without the endearing and soul-crushing optimism. It could actually be pretty compelling as an ongoing series where she gets a support network and a finale where she gets a loving family, but right now it feels like the appeal is largely grimdark suffering porn with a veneer of 'underdog skater superhero girl'.
Yeah. Based on how she responds to any sort of perceived advances towards her one can reasonably assume that people have tried in the past and that's really all we need to know about it. I don't know what confirming anything would add.
which aren't CPS basically kidnapping her?
It's a combination of "It's fricking fiction dude, kids like her barely exist anywhere in the first world." and "those that do are basically feral animals with knives and CPS isn't going to frick with them."
>"those that do are basically feral animals with knives and CPS isn't going to frick with them."
doesn't CPS straight up kidnap them irl
like actually just kidnap them, cop by side. if they resist too hard they just get sent to juvie
>I wanna do more than talk!
>You're too pretty for this place
If you say so, anon.
I wanna kiss her boo-boo.
I find it really weird Jim Rugg doesn't mention Brian Maruca, the supposed writer of Street Angel on Cartioonist Kayfabe AT ALL. Does he even exist?
https://www.comicbookbin.com/charlie20.html
You guys think they browse this board?
They probably did at least during the early years of Cinemaphile
Back when Cinemaphile was love and not /misc/.
please don't start this here. I just want to talk about this cute stinky homeless girl.
>Back when Cinemaphile was love
never happened, newbie
https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/Co_Floating_Island
Ed does
There is like one issue which goes into how depressing being a homeless teenage girl is. the rest of the issues are wacky adventures with ninjas
Jim should have done an epilogue where she gets adopted by a nice family.
And then pimped to the rich israelites? Right, Right?
No
His daughter's friend was basically living at his house (she was kicked out of her parents home i guess).
I literally never talk to him about it so i don't know the details
>the only current American e-girl character that is a e-girl had to be canonically a stinky e-girl
Jackpot!
>canonically stinky
Do they say is? Does someone smell her? Does she smell herself? Is it described what she smells like?
Do a flip, you gay.
>threw a fight for a boy
Awww, she likes him!
I'm assuming it's not being made still? Or are there new issues still coming out
it's not a regular thing but the writer and Jim Rugg make new material every few years
a collection of old short stories just came out in Nov 2023, Street Angel: Princess of Poverty.
Dr Vink ripped it already. Guess you hadn't heard.
Nah I haven't. In fact this thread is the first time I've heard of trash princess. I'm a sucker for homeless girls, and always adopt Sophie and Lucia everytime I play skyrim cause of that. So now I'll be a fan of this
if you're a sucker for homeless girls, check out STRAY BULLETS. One of its story lines is a runaway girl named Virginia who creates a bad ass fantasy alter ego.
Read Alabaster, pretty neat comic:
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Alabaster-Wolves
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Alabaster-Volume-2-Grimmer-Tales
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Alabaster-The-Good-the-Bad-and-the-Bird
dammit I'm tempted to draw her again
draw her doing what
I may take suggestions
lewd ones too
naked Jesse in a secluded alleyway waiting for her clothes to dry by a barrel fire after a rain storm soaked them
Draw her being fed and clothed with new nice clothes
Or draw her graduating
she's in school and ate and entire pizza from the school year end pizza party.
She's gonna get fat
Wouldn't you like that?
Fatties can't skateboard
>implying
No she isn't. The only reason she eats like that when there's a lot of food is because she starves for days in-between proper meals.
More like Jessie murdering the shit out of the Bumfights crew, like Rutger Hauer's character in Hobo With a Shotgun.
>murdering the shit out of the Bumfights crew
With or without the Doctor Phil get-up?
Good
That is awesome t hank you drawfriend 🙂
JESSE NO, YOU'LL HAVE ZITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
She hasn't showered in weeks. She already should has zits
Zits are 80% hormones and only 20% diet and cleanliness. Prepubescent kids can be dirty and eat fast food and won't get zits. Most teens can wash their face once an hour and only eat salad and will still get some zits. An adult can afford to wash their face twice a day and snack on junk a bit and avoid zits unless they have unlucky genetics.
It's true. I ate garbage all the time and never washed my face, and I barely had any zits even as a teen. Who the hell washes his face outside of showering anyway?
People who are saying "omg I bet she stinks so good" have never smelt a homeless person. I moved to New York for school and good god to some of them smell vile, like "clear out an entire subway car" vile. Imagine a puddle of vomit and shit festering for a century and then you throw a dead rotting body in it.
More like 100%. Zits form underneath the skin so you can be the dirtiest motherfricker and still have no zits. It's related to the levels of androgens and cortisol (iirc) in your blood, which is why boys tend to get them more often than women.
Blackheads on the other hand are all dirt and surface grime.
That won't be all she'll have over her face
Don't be naughty with homeless teenage girls.
What if I offer them a home and adopt them
How are you going to accomplish that?
You are GOING to get ROBBED!
Even if she does rob me, I will still let her into my house. And when she needs a place to stay I will let her in again. Unless she was black
cute
What will she do when the others get mad at her for eating all the food
Jesse teaching another cute orphan girl (such as the one from All Dogs Go To Heaven) how to use a sword
A Bumfights vhs cover with Jesse
>Bumfights is a video series produced by Indecline Films. The debut release titled Bumfights Vol. 1: A Cause for Concern features primarily high school fights caught on tape and homeless men (most notably Rufus Hannah and Donnie Brennan) in the San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas metropolitan areas attempting amateur stunts in a style similar to the MTV series Jackass, and in one case a fight between two homeless men which resulted in severe injuries. It was produced by Ryen McPherson, Zachary Bubeck, Daniel J. Tanner, and Michael Slyman.
>The video series immediately received widespread public criticism. In 2002, two of the homeless men depicted filed a lawsuit against the producers alleging they were paid to hurt themselves and beat each other. In April 2006, the four original filmmakers surrendered rights to produce any more Bumfights videos or distribute videos already made, and were obliged to pay compensation to three of the homeless men depicted in the videos, under a settlement announced shortly before the 2002 lawsuit was due to go to trial.
doodlering.
indeed
>not "over 20 lbs of katanas and ass"
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It will be mostly katanas then, Jesse doesn't have much ass on account of being malnourished.
Who said Jesse was the one with twenty pounds of ass? Maybe the ninjas are packin'.
>Jesse surrounded by a bunch of dead, caked up ninjas, all of which died face-down.
I wanna see the sticky results.
I wish Hollywood was like back in the 80s or 90s. Back when they made good movies starring kids. Street Angel could have been a great kids movie if they toned down the violence to TMNT 1 levels.
I'd honestly dig an Adult Swim show
Nice deliveries
Magical Girl Street Angel
HENSHIN
oh frick it's you calicobriggs?
yeh its a me terrible!
kek, good one, JT. By "fresh", she means "freshly expired and thrown out, but still good to eat". It's a pity she has to stay in bad neighborhoods to fight crime, the trash in upscale neighborhoods must be amazing.
cool...FRICK YOU PEDO!
Stay salty.
alright, what's your twitter tho
Dohoho, thanks!
>look at how new i am!
It's a reference. You'd know that if you had lurked more.
I know it's a reference. It also doesn't fit Jesse.
Why the frick not?
Can't you read? Because she's emaciated.
I don't care if "it fits Jessie" or not. It was for a sticker. And I'm willing to bet several internets that her and at least one katana will end up weighing more than 20 pounds no matter how much of a scrawny little shit she is.
>the transformation makes her wear even less clothes and be even colder
>but there is a porc, so at least she will eat
>Calico Briggs
Would Callie adopt Jesse if she found her in a trash can?
Thanks mate
does she fly or still stakeboards?
flying skateboard.
Skateboard sprouts a pair of pink wings and has a pink bow on the back.
Draw angel and blind girl being friends
Ohma from Kengan showing Jesse how to throw a punch. Seeming as he's also a street orphan I think they could get along.
Jesse dressed up as Cardboard Box Gundam
Jessie manara posing while holding her katana in one hand. Bonuspoints for adding a cheeky outrage!
>nyaa still down
reeeee
I want to read that, it looks gloriously shonenshitty.
some STEALTH mode
smelly homeless people can't do stealth
Good thing ninjas always have their noses covered
You draw a really cool Jesse. She's a martial artists from the street, so maybe draw her as your favorite street fighter girl?
She's a street hero. Everything on that street already smells.
ez number 1
Nice! I was right in expecting Cammy.
for anyone of them readers
does the new edition of the old stories include anything diff?
die hard cammyer i am.
>coda
>mobilis
>shaolin cowboy
I didn't expect you to be this much of a hipster.
thats the mostly other things square.
its next to kill 4 gorillion demons, and the quentin book among other things
I was kindasorta expecting Hit-Girl, Gurihiru Power Pack and stuff like that.
Also, Jessie x Hit-Girl when?
You do know he mostly draws huge saggy breasts, right? Someone draws e-girl once in a while and you just assume that's ALL a person is interested in.
He's a staple in Gwen and other cute girl threads. I'd assume he had at least a few related books.
i hate fairyland for example or body bags i do have lol.
>body bags
Kind of jelly. Doubt it'll ever happen, but I'd buy a collected hardcover in a heartbeat.
Also obligatory "Frick you, Skottie".
Have you read anything European? Italians and Francophones have lots of nice stuff of all kinds.
i do read a bunch or as most as possible
i want to collect the freak's squeel volumes
but alas i think i will focus on learning french to read more broadly as i intent also learning japanese since i bought a buncha volumes from an artist i really like that i do believe will never be translated completely: Bokura wa Mahou Shounen
>Bokura wa Mahou Shounen
I know that one. Really interesting visuals. Fun premise. But honestly, the best thing about it is the art style.
thats it, i am not hyper engaged on what it says but the way its presented its so charming i am invested in the story as a whole, not like its gonna change my life but it does change how much i like certain artistic choices and would wanna try later.
like i keep collecting the bakemonogatari manga, even tho i really dislike how it portrays certain aspect of the story because its all shonen-ed up, BUT i just like the art so much i gotta pour on every page.
Yeah, I feel you on the shounen thing. I've started so many interesting and unique series for them to eventually become about kids kicking each other's asses with superpowers while yelling about friendship. Their system produces what the audience asks for, not what they need or really want.
Which I guess is still better than mainstream western comic system that produces things no one needs, wants or asked for. Thinking about it. Indie and European is the only way to go nowadays.
its the only i complain about that aspect to be honest, since i been reading the books as i watch the anime, and its just one that doesnt fit, its like they put too much seasoning and the flavour clashes.
but LOOKS GOOD.
Speaking of its art style, did you just buy it purely for that? I don't remember you ever drawing any traps or shota outside of SS. Although it's not a shota fanservice series, it's a cuteness fanservice series. And the story is at least OK.
>Bokura
The scanlation on dex have pisscord/twatter in the credits page, you could ask if it's been dropped ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Out of curiosity, do you read phils storytimes or scanlations?
>Out of curiosity, do you read phils storytimes or scanlations?
sometimes yeah.
i am not a big storytime reader as of late but when i see someone ripping or posting something rare i go in check or save it.
The Swindling Indies, The Snake And The Spear, The Bellybuttons, Blast, stuff by Kerascoet, Alone (Seuls). Some random stuff worth reading, if you haven't already. Three first are scanlations, the rest have rips.
Also Zombillenium if for no other reason that de Pin's art being glorious.
i was just curious because i'm the anon that proofs for phil :^)
i am so gonna BINGE bellybuttons next, after i am done with KLAW and Kerascoet is amazing so is anything arthurs, tried alone i need to retake it.
you both are doing gods work. much fricking love.
will eye the others
Just so you know, Bellybuttons will most likely never be completed because the couple making it divorced. And if Alone keeps the current release schedule we'll get the last book in 2028 I think.
Lastman is by all accounts also amazing, but I'm waiting for the last books to come out before reading so I can't wouch for that.
yeah i bought up to vol 6 from first second, and now we reached that point with the image printing so
heres hoping kirkman is on for the full ride.
and yeah i know the state of them both but good stuff is good even if it hurts.
i read Opus once a year cuz its my fav and it always fricking hurts.
Never read it, Satoshi isn't really my cup of tea. But if bleak/feels are your thing, then you're in for a treat with Blast. If you hate yourself then add One Night In Rome and A Little Temptation.
I assume you frequent the win-o, but in case you don't then book 1 of the Bellybuttons spin-off (comedy, like the first few books of the main series) is being worked on by some leaf.
That's seldom reflected in a person's comic collection. Most people I know just own classic capeshit they grew up with or Tintin or some such classy Euro stuff. I doubt all they jerk off to is muscle men in tights and Belgian reporters. Most normalgays are into hot women for example, but there are very few normies who collect She-Hulk or Powergirl. It's always stuff like the advised-to-own Superman, Spider-Man and Batman stuff.
race a bit against the clock on a quickie but
Cute
That's really nice. Definitely need more art of her, can't find shit online
ones does what one cans.
Sex
No ass
She'd beat you up if she heard you disrespecting her like that.
I'd risk losing my arm to smack dat butt
Imagine using a computer or a phone, or playing a video game with just one arm.
I want to touch her butt
heeeeeeeeeey i've read a buncha these, fun stuffsss.
imma steal some from these.
give me a fewww
pyw?
It's terrible.
Street Angel sitting on top of a defeated Ninjatech Ninja while eating a hamburger.
Megamilk Jessie. Bonuspoints for being creative instead of just giving her a pair of breasts.
That Piper Perri thing, except it's ninjas or smelly fat old bastard hobos standing behind the couch.
Maybe change setting to a park/parkbench, since it's hobocore and they couldn't afford a sofa.
Jesse skating in the nude while trying to cover
Jesse teaming up with a Ninja Turtle
He never said he would draw her. Just that he was tempted
Jesse, darling, there's a reason that book was in the trash.
She has very big ears
Girls can tear it sometimes from normal physical activity so given all the gymnastics she does I'd say probably not.
Do people enjoy this?
You bet your sweet bippy I do
Yep
I want Street Angel to punch more people
I would make her a valentines card and give it to her just as the day was about to end so she knows someone didn't forget her
is this comic actually good or is it one of those comics where she's 2 tuff and can magically defeat all comers and shit like that
do they have the balls to go hardcore, does she have an on-screen drug addiction or anything at all
Can't find any good art of her. We need a drawfriend.
im holding out for a drawfriend till the end of the night
If she has a bloody nose, a black eye and a smile on her face while still willing to fight, I'm kneeling down to her and begging her to hurt me
Meanwhile I want to hurt her more.
goodnight thread. pls don't die before drawfren can do something if he plans to.
She reminds me of some cartoon girl but I can't quite put my finger on it
There is a hundred red head teenagers in Cinemaphile
Built for adoption and loving and nurturing
She'll steal your stuff
And I'd be okay with it because I know she'd come back when it gets too rough or cold on the streets again.
Also because I stole something of hers
i stole the same thing
Well I did it first
you're a fool of you think that. neither of us got her first
Who else could have done it?
Don't know shit about the story or anything besides what was said in the thread. I'll read the comics after the thread dies
But maybe her dad. Kids go homeless because they run away and a big reason they run away is due to sexual abuse.
someone else, long before either of us
it's never brought up
That's what Jim Rugg's art looks like? And he sits in judgment of other artists? Yeah, Cartoonist Kayfabe dropped.
Rugg doesn't have a single style. He draws lots of different ways.
That sort of crude, simplistic art is popular with kids book publishers here. They feel like kids like art that looks like they can do it themselves.
How did Hollywood drop the ball on this crossover? Seeing Dutch and Rambo mowing down xenomorphs would have been glorious.
Stallone and Schwarzenegger hated the frick out of each other is why.
That's a rumor. They were just competitive because they had the same type and went after the same roles. It was nothing personal.
Stallone was shoot moronic and Schwarzenegger played it up because it made Stallone seethe more. They got over their bullshit a while ago, though.
>Stallone was shoot moronic
Stallone has written and directed some great films.
True, but he's was up his own ass regarding Schwarzenegger.
>BBRAAP!
Was it Arnold, Stallone, or the Alien?
Read the whole thing last night. It's alright. Pity the cast is ill-defined and the homelessness isn't particularly explored beyond common tropes (all hobos are bearded dudes, all hobos beg for food, etc, etc)
Also bring back the blind girl
The who?
Toph
Is it bad that I want to put my thing in her thing?
No, not at all. In fact it'd be pretty gay if you didn't want to
How do I adopt her?
Feed her
A bowl of eggs, of course. And she must eat all of them.
what music does she listen to, though.
The free samples in the music store.
HAMANTHA RUN
Realistically, she would listen to whatever's on the radio at places she loiters at for warmth or shade. So pop.
I want to sniff her panties
they're probably full of holes if she even wears any
I want to buy Jesse some panties, but only incredibly skimpy ones.
I'd buy her some, but actual nice ones she'd wear and be comfortable in. You're not nice if you would do such a thing for a homeless girl for no other reason except for your sick fantasy. Dishonor on your cow
I'd buy her really cute and girly ones and then give them to her in front of her friends to embarrass her
She has friends?
The literal first post in the thread is her hanging out with her friends!
To be fair, her friends are hot garbage. Not one of them brings her food or lets her crash at their place for the night.
The pirated comic aggregator of your choice.
They're kids, it comes down to their parents to see if someone can stay the night. And no parent is gonna let a stinky, violent homeless girl into their house for more than a single night before getting the authorities involved.
She probably doesn't have any
Everyday…every fricking day with you people
I want to personally give her a bath, some warm clothes, and a hot meal:
And all I want in return is to see her bright eyes and beautiful smile!
Same. I got a smile like that from a homeless person once and I've been searching for that smile again ever since.
She would not smile.
Where does a homeless girl find a megaphone? Shouldn't she sell it for money to buy food?
Read the comic silly
Don't forget the bed to keep her warm
Sleeping on the couch for one night isn't so bad
Wholesome thread, not a single fricking moronic ‘built for’ or ‘sexo’ post in sight
qrd on street angel lore?
Just read the comics in release order.
Why's she such an butthole?
No parents
Living on the streets will do that to you
She's gonna eat the dog
She's gonna frick the dog
Where can I read this?
Made for the three Rs Ryona.Rape, Ruination
someone storytime it. i'm interested tbqh
See
but that's boring.
C'mon, we storytime this comic every time we have thread about it, we can't keep doing this.
>redhead
>freckled
>tomboy
this is hitting all my weak points.
>ywn order mcdonalds with her
I ain't letting her eat that slop. She gets a nice healthy bowl of eggs.
She WILL order a delicious large Big Mac Meal and you WILL watch her inhale the entire thing.
thanks for posting about this, i think this sort of thing sounds right up my alley!
kino
frickin' great! this is wallpaper stuff. thanks for posting, anon
You are welcome.
Whenever I think of Street Angel, the word "Freedom" comes to mind first
What are you free from?
What are you?
There is no rule 34 on this comic. This violates the rules of the internet.
Jim's very private folder says otherwise
Why would you save porn from a homeless girl?
for excitement and cuddling purposes
What excites you about a homeless girl?
An underage ninja homeless girl.
The sweet smell of shite of course, and the extra mile she's willing to go for that cheeseburger.
What would she do for that cheeseburger?
Not that Anon but she can eat the cheeseburger...
...but she has to eat it from my mouth with her mouth only!
>but she has to eat it from my mouth with her mouth only!
>but she has to eat it from my mouth with her mouth only!
birds shouldn't be allowed to post in this board.
>Jim's very private folder says otherwise
gonna need a link to that folder.
Is she a runaway or are her parents dead or something ?
Yes.
Jim Rugg has never made anything fully good. He’s also a weird cuck.
wtf
wth
Is she actually an angel?
No, but she has canonically met Jesus.
Jesus as in Jesus or Jesus as in Jesus Jimenez the friendly drug dealer?
Jesus as in Soos from Gravity Falls.
Jesus as in Jesus Christ!
He was kind of a dick
Canon in Street Angel is non-existent or at least runs on stuff like Touhou rules with the original run being the equivalent of the PC-98 games
>Jesus Christ is canonically a character in this
And the bastard won't even give Jessy unlimited bread, fish and wine.
Why does she looks like she's been told that tonight's dinner is air?
An ice cube sandwich.
I wanna demolish her cardboard box
Why would you do that?
>implying she owns a cardboard box
I bet they didn't even pay her. If someone had to exploit Jesse, then I wish they would at least trick her into doing skateboard tricks in revealing outfits and take her to all you can eat buffets as the reward.
Does she at least gets street creds?
Yes, she does.
yee haw
He should do a Wild West time-traveling story with Jesse. She would fit right into the gritty atmosphere.
whats the deal with the tentacles? just the ordinary penis stand-in?
sometimes a tentacle i just a tentacle
Who would win?
Is that an otter hat?
>As fory Jesse's ass
Fap before you post.
Native Sub-Saharan African, don't butt into conversations if you don't know what people are talking about. We're discussing whether a true to life silicone butt modeled after Jesse's would be under 17 pounds (3 would be the katana).
I'm just spitballing and napkin mathing here, but let's say it's a 30cm*30cm*20cm cube. That's ~0,02 m^3.
Ballistics gel has a density of 1060kg/m^3.
Apply math and we end up with a cube that weighs ~20 kg (~45 pounds). Obviously Jessies butt region is not a perfect cube so we'll be whittling some of that away. Even if we remove half that, it'll still clock in at over 20 pounds. And that's before the katana.
>30-30-20
>cube
That's a cuboid. Also you fricked something up. 20kg/45lbs us a huge dumbbell. There's no way a relatively small sex toy weighs that. Also why the frick did you use ballistics gel instead of the stuff they make those things from — silicone? But not any silicone, which can be quite dense and heavy, but specifically sex-toy grade.
Did you completely ignore the part where I said I'm spitballing and we'd whittle half of the weight away because it's not a perfect cuboid?
I subbed in gel because I have no idea what that kind of silicone is called and thus can't look up density. I figured it would be a reasonable compromise given that we're removing half of the estimated weight for sculpting reasons.
But even that is quite heavy. It's like four steel tennis balls worth of weight, more than two gallon jugs. That's believable for an adult woman's hips and ass, but not for a perpetually starving tween. The sex toy material has to be much more aerated and light.
She will be black
>Homeless girl is black
>In current year media
Anon....
I don't think that's possible unless she gets revitiligo which is the opposite of what Michael Jackson got
So when's the Pro Skater mod?
Do people play skating games still? Are they even made anymore? It's an olympic sport now, but you don't see skaters on the street like you used to. Those olympics kids do neat tricks though.
Depends where you live. Recently I moved to a place where there are skateboarders and parks everywhere, though it's also mountainous and there are skiers and snowboarders every winter, so extreme sports never really died out. It was weird to see it completely disappear from the public consciousness when I was in high school around 2010/2011 so I never got to learn.
And there are still video games sometimes, there seems to be more of an influx the last few years.
https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Skateboarding/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861650/Session_Skate_Sim/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1190170/OlliOlli_World/ (this one is cribbing a bit of Adventure Time's style despite being British apparently.)
Yeah, it's weird how extreme sports and then street sports received recognition almost a decade after becoming irrelevant respectively. A friend I used to cheer on during break-dancing battles when we were teens is suddenly an Olympic coach for my country.
Thanks for the thread Cinemaphile, was fun reading through it. Needed another bit of tomboy scrapper since Addison from Tomboy
How long are these comics? I'm thinking of reading them. If they aren't too long they may become the first comics I have ever read lol.
Not too much, every story is self-contained
What would Jesse think of hoverboards?
The ones in real life
She would think they're awesome and would want one. Even just being able to try one would be enough for her. But since she's a poor homeless girl she'll never get the chance and will put on an act saying hoverboards are dumb and anyone who has one is stupid and a sheep
Not that Anon but would she let you molest her if you got her a hoverboard?
If she just lets you, is that really being molested?
That is some fine canned eating.
I'd give her some crack money
Go away rat you already stole her ground sandwich
>she's not sitting on or using her skateboard as a table
I want to brush her teeth. That would be so cash
They dun gived her jaundice
she drinks too much
What did she write on her blackboard, Cinemaphile?
Someone make one without jaundice
There's more detail on the other one, which is probably harder to keep intact while erasing the words
Good luck reading. Can't find a higher quality pic
>Villains: Boy Jesse
Who?
Storytime?
You monster
>Stinky girl gets first bath in weeks.
How's she gonna dry her clothes?
In warm enough cities, the usual solution is just to wear the clothes until they dry naturally. If you have a little money, you can also just visit a laundromat.
For Jesse though, I would suggest stripping completely nude in an abandoned building and laying them out in the sun, clearly visible from the street, until they dry. Also she should stash away all her weapons in a hard to reach place on the other side of town. For safety!
Jesse isn't that stupid. She'd lay them out on the roof of a building or something. Way more private unless a drone or a superhero flies by.
Dammit Anon
Wet trash smells worse than dry
I'll make sure not to take my shirt off around your mom then.
Would batman take her in?
I doubt it.
Greedy little girl
That evil b***h. I love her
Honestly, wouldn't mind at all if an actual homeless kid did that. Halloween is probably the one time of year she reliably gets to eat (non-expired) candy. When grown-ass middle class fatsos do that so they have lots of chocolate to shut their spoiled children up with and gobble by themselves, that's when my blood starts to boil.
How would she fare among the KND?
too old
I don't want to get political here but I have to ask:
Why do you guys like her so much?
What do you dudes see in a poor, filthy, stinky, homeless, antisocial Hispanic brat like her?
you named all the things i like about her
Tomboy
>political
wut
>why do you like her
1) It's a legitimately fun action-comedy comic with rough, but interesting art. And she's the likeable main character.
2) It's the kind of stuff that triggers male protection instincts. I don't even want to do anything lewd. Just wash her, feed her, and hug her under a blanket to keep her warm at night.
I have to ask, are you female? Because stuff like the girl's finances aren't really an attraction point for men. Sure it's an indicator of whether a person is responsible, but not if they're a kid. Filth and stench can be fixed with one bath. And she's not antisocial nor a brat, she helps people in trouble and has lots of friends. Did you even read the comic?
Goodnight, sweet thread.
I want to adopt her or marry her and when I do either I want to give her a bath
I'm gonna miss this thread. I liked it. When do you think the next one will be? A month? Two? Six?