Stu? What are you doing?
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Making another Marvels thread.
Icing my face in a desperate attempt to get my eye open
What’s wrong with your eye?
Wait a minute are you the waiter who tripped and fell into a table?
Yeah, that’s me (unfortunately)
OH N-
Yeah, the eye is still looking kinda rough today. I am going to try to go into work today though
Wear an eyepatch. It will be funny.
You think so? I’m worried an eyepatch might be a nuisance
Yeah, the eye looks...not good.
Believe it or not, this is actually an improvement. This was how it looked over the first 4 days
That just looks equally bad to me. Just bad in different colors
Well, at least the inflamation is gone... Try to say that happened while protecting some chick from get raped to get laid.
He might do better as the rapist in that story. Women like rape. A/B test it.
OWIE!!!!!!!! OWIE!!!!
That bad, huh?
I’ve literally never seen a black eye look worse
yep, that there's a goner
What do you mean?
you are not white
Other than anon’s eye (lol) he looks pretty white to me
Owwwwwwwww
Damn I hate when I fall on a table and get Black person eye.
Good morning.
I'm sorry saar I cannot come to the call center sorry. I have been injured severly getting off moving train saar pleez undahrstahndgh.
Do not fire me thank you today!
Unfortunately, I don’t work in a call center but as a waiter at an upscale restaurant. The fact that my job is so front facing is far from ideal
You look gorgeous
Don’t I?
Watching Floyd's Feed & Seed videos at 4 in the morning.
>DOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
calling shots
>OH BOY! 2:43 AM!
Mass debating to troony foot pr0n
Tommy > Angelica > Phill > Chunky > Lillian
What about that Carmichael girl!
Spike>fluffy
Fluffy was an butthole
Remember that eisde where Tommy is kidnapped and held for ransom but then the robbers realize caretaking a child is more difficult than the heist itself so they return him home with pleads of remorse.. Good parable on the struggle of parenting that not even Lipschitz himself could comment on
Lighting up the night
I used to post in 4am general before the mods took a hatchet to Cinemaphile and half ruined the website in the process.
Deleting and reposting at dead hours till people agree with me
Holy shit.
Hope you went to a doctor.
I did the night it happened. No fractures luckily, but the doctor did say I was definitely going to have a black eye. He said it should be gone in 7-10 days so I’m probably about halfway to being healed luckily
>It should be gone in 7-10 days
Hahahahahahaha
Why is that funny?
The likelihood that your eye isn’t black in 5 days is less than 0. You’re more likely to have your black eye for 7-10 weeks than 7-10 days
Why would the doctor lie to me about something like that though? If it’s going to be long than 10 days, shouldn’t he have told me that?
>7-10 weeks
I said more likely. I didn’t say it would take that long. One thing I’m certain of is that anon’s eye is still going to be *extremely* black 5 days from now. Realistically, I think it’ll take 4-6 weeks for his eye to heal
Are you trolling or just fricking dumb? Bruises don't last for weeks ya fricking muppet.
This is a black eye that will last 7-10 days like anon’s doctor said. Let’s compare that to anon’s eye.
That's what a black eye looks like after a few days you fricking idiot.
That's what a fresh black eye looks like.
You're an absolute goofball. Stop posting and go get punched and see how quickly a black eye heals.
Anon's eye
will look like in a few days time once the swelling goes down and the bruise begins to heal.
Except anon’s black eye isn’t fresh. It’s literally 5 days old. According to you, he should be just a little pink and purple now. Instead his eye is literally the darkest purple I’ve ever seen. Almost black. No chance that’s healed in a few days
>According to you, he should be just a little pink and purple now
No you goal post moving homosexual... You know what, frick it. I'm not engaging with your dumbass anymore
Bro I've broken many bones, had many black eyes, as long as there's no orbital damage/fracture you'll be fine in a week or so.
You really think it’ll only take a week for my eye to heal?
I’m not moving the goal posts. If anything you are. I’ve personally had a black eye for over 3 weeks before and it was half as bad as anon’s
Why have you had so many black eyes and broken bones?
Reaffirming what this anon says. Blows to the back of the head give similar levels of discoloration and those usually take a month to clear up.
Mine was a blow straight to the eye though. Is that better or worse?
I really hope you’re right, anon
And I really hope you’re wrong, no offense
Then there’s anon’s eye. You’re telling me that these two black eyes are going to take the same amount of time to heal? No shot
that looks really bad. go to a doctor
I already went once. Do I really need to go again?
I really think you should get a second opinion. Your eye really looks terrible. Did you get a CT scan?
Just an X-ray. Should I have gotten a CT scan?
Definitely. They may have missed something on the X-ray that would’ve been caught on a CT scan. That’s a nasty shiner, anon
>He said it should be gone in 7-10 days
he was talking about your eyesight
I don’t think so. He said it would be “7-10 days until I was back to normal”. I definitely took that to mean all the bruising would be gone too
>Stu was 24 years old
No he wasn’t. Don’t put that evil on me
THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
I don't care about anon's eye.