Submarine Movies

What's your fav?

What would you do if you were trapped at the bottom of the ocean in a sub with the air running out?

>final hours now lads

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love laughing at dead white people LMAO keep up the good work guys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 paki's and the french aren't white

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think it's the other way around, anon
    >enjoy the little surprises and moments of life
    >start going into dangerous stuff for that ever high dopamine hit because life it's just too boring for you
    Tell me who's dead inside now

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't like the man, but you know that only Trump would be onboard with such a plan...

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Investor Aaron Newman, of Brighton Park Capital, is convinced Titan has floated to surface. The reason? "It's designed to come back up," he said speaking to CNN. Newman invested in OceanGate and visited the grounds in 2021. According to him, a safety measure the company did not overlook was implementing a ballast system (as pictured, made of metallic pipes) which automatically lets go of the mass weight after 24 hours have elapsed.

    >It is important to remember, however, that the submersible can't be opened from the inside. Rendering this scenario, due to dwindling oxygen levels, just as bad as the sub being underwater (though theoretically easier to find).
    This guy is probably hiding every penny he has

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being saved from being stuck at the ocean floor only for nobody to find your fricking floating sub and suffocating

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or worse: imagine if they do find them AND open the sub on time, but they already froze to death which is legitimately an issue raised by the pilot?

        >Paul-Henry Nargeolet, who is piloting the Titan and one of the five on board, once gave a stern warning of what could happen in a situation like the OceanGate submersible is in now: "'When you're in very deep water, you're dead before you realize that something is happening, so it's just not a problem

        Also, the sub has a few fail-safe features that could make resurfacing by itself entirely possible, so this it still a viable (and grim) possibility

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stern warning

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          1st ship = Titanic
          2nd ship = Titan
          3rd ship = Tit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ywn ride the Tit down to the bottom of the ocean

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It turned out that the sweet-riding, white-sporting sub was a tin can operated by a chinkpad joystick. Which makes it brittler than a tortilla chip. Right now, that's the last thing on these billionaire's minds. If the US Navy doesn't find them in the next few hours, these so called maverick risk-takers know they'll be buried with the Titanic...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            4th ship: ShhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the CEO was the pilot, IIRC this guy bought a $250000 ticket like the others.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being saved from being stuck at the ocean floor only for nobody to find your fricking floating sub and suffocating

      guess what colour the sub is?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it have really been infeasible for them to bring something along that could force it open if they managed to resurface?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should hsve been unbelievably obvious from the start they need a way to release themselves from inside. It's not only "feasible" its actual insanity that it's not the case

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          like others have said he had all these diversity hires because he didn't want 50 yr old grey haired white men operating the company because they didn't have inspirational stories even though they were ex-submariners and navy men who probably did more in one tour than those diversity hires did in their current lifetimes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What diversity hires? I hate culture war morons.
            He literally had pics on the site, his company has lots of old white guys working on it. It's 90% white save for some asian dudes.

            He's against anyone telling him "no, your shit's moronic" because he fired that guy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              dude he had women and indians and asians and shit and heaps of young people

              google oceangate team photo's stop lying

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still 90% white. Old white guys are still on the photos.
                Hadn't seen the pakis but still, asian.
                I literally don't get why you're mad. The guy who called bullshit on the design was one himself, so there's no bias in hiring.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Old white guys are still on the photos.
                Old white guys are still on the former photos*

                he fired them all and LITERALLLY SAID DIVERSITY HIRE IS WHAT I WANT OTHERWISE I WILL JUST HAVE A TEAM OF OLD WHITE GUYS

                the last white guy he had on his team he fired because the old white guy said the thing was a tomb and people would die

                the old white guy sued him for false termination and won the case

                i get that you're a zoom zoom and see some dudes in their 30's and women in their 30's and couple of indians and asians and think that isn't diversity hire where are the black 20 somethings

                but in the real world that isn't how it works

                all those late 20's early 30's people are diversity hires in an industry that is akin to going into space

                shut the frick up sit down and learn because they are all about to die because of frickwits like you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the old white guy said the thing was a tomb
                Why am I laughing so much at this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frickwits like me? I don't give a shit man. I just hate race baiting. Just say it, say what you want to say.
                Say fricking blacks did this, or pakis, dont be a pussy. Say it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I think he was the one race baiting when he said he doesn't want to hire 50 year old white guys. This is what happens

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol i'm saying the fricking boomer ceo is a dumbass because of blm tier policies infiltrating highly technical industries that require a lot of specialised experience aka hiring inexperienced people over "old white guys that served on submarines and actually have proven submarine engineering experience"

                yeah i get you're just jumping into this but the ceo of oceangate also said risk is just risk that's not the point of this who cares basically

                THE HULL OF THE SUBMERSIBAL WAS MADE OUT OF CARBON FIBRE

                AND YEAH FRICKWITS LIKE YOU PUSH THIS YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUNG INEXPERIENCED PEOPLE OF (INSERT RACE) IN YOUR COMPANY OR YOU'RE A BIGOT

                so guess what now you have blood on your hands all these people are dead because of the policies you push in the work place hope your happy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument and you know exactly what i'm talking about
                the left's brainwashing just killed 5 people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't owe you an argument. The arguments you've made so far have had no basis in reality, making debate with you pointless.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                not an argument and you know exactly what i'm talking about
                the left's brainwashing just killed 5 people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro the CEO was a fricking moron. This isn't a left/right issue you brainrotted election tourist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not arguing left or right
                the ceo had a whole bunch of old white guys on his team decided to shit can them because that wasn't progressive enough hired a bunch of young people of varying sexes and races and then boom tragedy has struck

                make of it what you will

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he literally said he would not hire ex-navy submariners because they were heckin' old white men

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He also cut a million corners and would have died even if his staff was all old white men.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do chuds always have to ruin fun threads with their sperging? They can't handle people enjoying themselves and have to make everything about their gay little culture war. Like crying about diversity hires on an anime forum is gonna reverse the last decade of conservativism dying

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because some people work for a living and see what happens when young inexperienced incompetent people from poor upbringings being forced into leadership positions brings
                aka
                >company goes bust
                >someone gets really hurt
                >somebody dies
                >they start stealing from the company

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt he gave a shit about it from a social justice perspective, it was just an excuse to get cheaper labour.
                This series of events is painting him as a really fricking stupid cheapskate more than anything else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh so you see diversity hires as a thinly veiled trick to hire cheaper less competent workers to cut corners?

                are you saying young women and men who are people of colour less competent that 50 yr old white men?

                that's an interesting take?

                considering 5 people are dead

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems consistent to me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >less competent
                or
                >willing to work for less
                or
                >both

                Competent engineering requires experience more than anything. Diversity hires with no experience will take less money without putting up much of a fuss I imagine.

                Cheaper and less likely to talk back. The last “poor old white man” was fired for calling his stupid sub a tomb that will kill people, not for being white.

                that's my point anyways maybe the shill has left and damage controlling hunter biden or some shit because his boss was like you're losing this argument bro move onto something else

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go away

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >less competent
                or
                >willing to work for less
                or
                >both

                Competent engineering requires experience more than anything. Diversity hires with no experience will take less money without putting up much of a fuss I imagine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheaper and less likely to talk back. The last “poor old white man” was fired for calling his stupid sub a tomb that will kill people, not for being white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The last “poor old white man” was fired for calling his stupid sub a tomb that will kill people, not for being white.
                exactly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then what's the point of that safety mechanism if they can't get out on their own? I swear to god, this submarine was purposely designed to fail

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The CEO just wanted to kill billionaires he probably cut the power himself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf I love him now
          How can I help finance this wondrous adventure without being a customer?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they were really counting on the rescue crew abilities to locate them...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They also didn't put an emergency locator beacon on it either. Jesus Christ, the arrogance.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emergency locator beacon is going to do frick all at that depth. Attaching external speakers that played UNDER DA SEA would have similar effect.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay but if you float to the surface like you're supposed to in a failure situation they might be pretty damn useful to have, no?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have a system for that. It is based on Starlink so the chances are they have not surfaced.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying for when the sub resurfaces.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this would actually be a worse way to go. It's a nice sunny day on the other side of that window and you're stuck inside suffocating to death.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Das Boot and Crimson Tide are my two favorites.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit for the lads trapped at the bottom of the sea but these threads are cosy. Titanicposting is always fun. I built the Lego set a while back and would recommend it to any anons into that kinda stuff.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And mods can't delete it because we are talking about movies and shit every now and then

      Btw pic related is not that bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See I won’t watch these movies because underwater shit gives me nightmares but Titanic was a favourite of mine as a kid. I’d slap that VCR in and fast forward to the bit where the ship sank while reading my big books on the ship.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >’d slap that VCR in and fast forward to the bit where the ship sank while reading my big books on the ship.
          Nothing but comfy
          nice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tummy Dino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          I remember posting a bunch of webms here and it got released. Fun day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And mods can't delete it because we are talking about movies and shit every now and then

      Btw pic related is not that bad

      this is a submarine thread lads

      my favourite is u-571 saw it in the movies was quite the experience especially with the depth charges

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >strap the sub to a missile
    >launch it from the ocean into space
    >watch it all explode mid air
    I mean it won't save anyone but it could be quite the spectacle right?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are in Atlantis now

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TQ
    Listen to Stan Rogers and drift off to sleep.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you bite your own tongue off you can breathe in your blood and drown, which is more pleasant than gradually running out of air. You don't even have to bite it all the way off, just stick your tongue out as far as you can and bite down to sever the artery.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is suffocating that bad? "House of Sand and Fog" made it seem pretty easy. I imagine you're right hence why helium tanks became a meme.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I get some more deep sea movies? from the last thread I got
    Underwater
    DeepStar Six
    Sphere
    The Abyss
    Pioneer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a submarine thread bro
      watch
      u571
      das boot
      crimson tide
      red october
      Kursk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missing a kino there anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the Hunt for the Red October was pretty trash. If you want Soviet submarine kino K19: The Widowmaker is a much better choice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Atlantis the loat empire count?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me personally? I’d be able to steer it to shore as I’m a gamer and I know a thing or two about controllers

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are deep seas movies so fricking kino?
    But yet being in actual deep seas so fricking scary? I took a cruise once and in the middle of the night, when I went out to the balcony and looked down at the pitch black ocean, it just triggered a primordial fear in me, that I had to look away.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what about your boyfriend? Was he scared?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guess what colour the titan is?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMMMM
    L
    A
    R
    M

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i make a sub and it has a like a dead mans switch where if everyone is passed out it will drop sand bags and out railings to make it more bouyant and rise to the surface what colour would you make it, knowing the seas are dark blue and have white capped waves
    fluro yellow?
    furo orange?
    fluro pink?
    fluro green?
    also have reflective material all over it?

    nah i'mma make it white

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone saying they will drift peacefully to sleep and die. Brother, they are covered in peepee and poopoo and are breathing in that poopoo air for 30 hours. Ain't nothin peaceful about that.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >May 24 - Cameron Robbins jumps off party boat at night, never found
    >June 12 - Vladimir Popov gets eaten by shark
    >June 18- Titan sub goes missing
    This is a reaffirming summer because I hate boats. I'll go on an airplane before a fricking boat, if the plane goes down I'm dying fast anyway so little to worry about.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino here.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in order of killings
    paki dad -> paki son (they are a team so kill strongest first then kill the weaker son) -> white billionaire

    wait a while until things get more dire kill french pilot

    so now you have got like 3 more days of oxygen and you could eat their flesh i guess if you got hungry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CEO is obviously first to go. He brought them all down to their watery grave so he must face their wrath before they leave this earth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's going but he knows how the whole company operates so he could be useful

        this is pragmatic killing not revenge killing bro but as soon as his usefulness has run dry ima off him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. CEO goes first, even if it leaves you at a disadvantage versus Paki son and dad. Simply because you want to be there to see him die.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        They also didn't put an emergency locator beacon on it either. Jesus Christ, the arrogance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see[...]

        see

        he's going but he knows how the whole company operates so he could be useful

        this is pragmatic killing not revenge killing bro but as soon as his usefulness has run dry ima off him

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this sub could save them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to find them first to save them. It took 73 years to find the Titanic btw. Good fricking luck finding that gay little PVC pipe coffin they took down there lmao

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this “final hours” nonsense everyone’s going on about? They’re dead and they were probably dead either on impact or within the day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more fun to think about them shidding and farding for days. I personally don't think they'll ever be found. We'll probably never know how long they lived.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drama but theoretically they are probably down to -6 hrs air

      it takes 2.5 hours to reach the surface

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        These are the hours where hope for their survival is out of the question. Up until now there’s always been the chance that they’re not dead, but soon it’ll no longer be a rescue mission but a mission to recover their remains.

        There is literally no proof that they even had 96 hours of oxygen. That's just the claim written on the datasheet, the vessel was never tested, certified, or approved by any regulatory body at all. Just because the company claims on their datasheet they had "96 hours of life support" doesn't mean anything other than their own word (when theyve proven to be incompetent now) yet people are treating it like a concrete countdown timer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a fair point.

          I guess what I mean to say is that it’s the timer that the public at large is using to gauge its collective interest in this story. Once that timer goes down and they’re officially presumed dead, that’ll be the end of the show.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yet people are treating it like a concrete countdown timer
          nobody is it's more when the authorities can pretty much say they are dead and we have no chance of saving them now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yet people are treating it like a concrete countdown timer
          Another thing is that there was a US Captain or something that is part of the rescue mission saying that the 96-hours is a best-case scenario. And it actually depends a lot of the "skillset" of the pilot. I didn't get it how it relates, but yeah, there's that. Also, he mentioned 70 to 96 hours, so unless they have some sort of miniaturized cryo-chamber they are likely dead by now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they didn't even have any atmospheric sensors inside and last time they they pumped pure o2 into a bolted from the outside cabin with electronics pic related happened

          And mods can't delete it because we are talking about movies and shit every now and then

          Btw pic related is not that bad

          not a fan of her but going to give this a watch on the weekend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know? Were you there? To answer your question, experts involved in the search are claiming they'll run out of air in the next 3.5 hours. After that, they'll definitely be dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are the hours where hope for their survival is out of the question. Up until now there’s always been the chance that they’re not dead, but soon it’ll no longer be a rescue mission but a mission to recover their remains.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN YOUR STEPFATHER IS LOST IN A moronic BOAT
    I don't even really like Blink 182 but this dude is based in my boat. Your Stepfather isn't your actual father unless you know they like adopt you or fill a parental role.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rich dads are also notoriously lousy at being dads. My dad wasn't even a billionaire, just owned a few million dollar companies and I only saw him maybe twice a week. At best. I am sure a billionaire dad is even more absent from a step son's life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People will gang on the kid the same way, but he really should have timed this better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People will gang on the kid the same way, but he really should have timed this better.

        This dude probably never even met his stepdad. It's like getting upset that a stranger died.

        There's no excuse.

        His stepfather has either imploded into a red mist or is currently suffocating to death and this guy can't skip a concert.

        Just pure idiocy.
        Worst thing is he'll likely inherit a chunk of that billion.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay and?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this guy can't skip a concert.
          Skip for what? Does he have an appointment to make? Moping around and grieving is actually not that strict of a schedule for some people, this is how they cope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          seeing blink182 is better than sitting at home doing nothing you troony freak

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen them twice and would say staying home and jacking off is the superior evening

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh no a practical stranger that my mom married imploded into a red mist, I should go sulk in a corner about it in time-out until twitter troons deem my sorrow adequate
          I don't give a frick and if you do you're creepy and should go outside for a week without any electronics.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be public figure
            >make a fool of yourself
            >double down on it
            That’s basically exactly what he’s doing. He will live to regret this.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only if he's not going to get any of stepdad's money.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he gets the money he’ll live to regret it all the same because then he’ll have a lifetime of people whispering about this incident behind his back. At least if he has no money of his own people will forget about him entirely.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I should go sulk in a corner about it in time-out until twitter troons deem my sorrow adequate

            kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude probably never even met his stepdad. It's like getting upset that a stranger died.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol anon, the guy is an absolute fricking moron. I can appreciate why you would respect his “no fricks given” attitude but he’s genuinely an idiot for not realizing just how bad it looks for him to be doing what he’s doing during this.

      Regardless of whether he gives a single shit about his step-dad or not, he’s definitely not going to live this down anytime soon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Cardi B

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See, now THIS is something to be embarrassed about.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reporting on the reaction to the reaction to the event

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          KEK how old is this guy? Surely he’s just a teenager right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            30

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              hes genuinely autisitc

              >genuinely
              I’d like to believe you, but I’m getting kind of sick of people claiming that every dipshit on the internet is an autist. Are you sure he’s not just a fricking moron who was never forced to learn how to function as an adult due to his family’s immense wealth?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            hes genuinely autisitc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >teenager

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hoverhand
              Alright the claims of him being a legit autist are starting to seem a bit more plausible.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hover hand
              >wienermongler grin
              Dude genuinely looks like a manchild that never had to grow up because there wasn't a need to thanks to stepdad's cash.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wienermongler
                Fricking kek

                He looks like an IRL version of Judge Holden. Hopefully they cast him in the inevitable Netflix series.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is hairy as frick
                >only slightly taller than some random e-girl
                >He looks like an IRL version of Judge Holden
                You fricking moronic moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s his childish gaze. I just can’t help but get the same vibes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I wonder what a Cray is
              >look her up
              Hahaha, oh wow

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was Miley Cyrus at first.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This dude is so fricking unsettling to look at holy shit lmao. Thats one of the worst hoverhands I've ever seen.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hover hand
              >wienermongler grin
              Dude genuinely looks like a manchild that never had to grow up because there wasn't a need to thanks to stepdad's cash.

              >wienermongler
              Fricking kek

              He looks like an IRL version of Judge Holden. Hopefully they cast him in the inevitable Netflix series.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perfect

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahahaha

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of putting wienermonglers face over autismos, dress him up in wienermonglers beautiful T-REX t-shirt.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I wonder what a Cray is
              >look her up
              Hahaha, oh wow

              >Cray
              >born May 4th, 1993
              She's literally 30 years too by the way but women are somehow allowed to dress like teenagers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be mean, she's autistic!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                would

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could have just went to watch the concert and not tell the entire world he did it. Social media really has rotted out the minds of the young.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand that he went to see Blink-182 instead of sitting at home crying about his moronic stepfather but why did he choose post about it on Facebook?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because if you don't post about it online it didn't happen. Other people must know your every deed or else they never existed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teenager

      Baseder and baseder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        guys did you hear about the stepson of the titanic submersible was actually an alien? like a lizard with human skin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go moron
          https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-robbery-suspects-vehicle-hit-by-train-2007mar19-story.html

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but did you hear he's actually a chimera?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chad Novella
            >Chad
            There's a taste of meme magic in the air.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OceanGate's employees about to get fricked for life by the billionnare families of the deceased. CEO is dead so the rest of the company about to take the heat instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OceanGate is basically defunct now.
      Their revenue machine (the sub) and their rep is gone. Rest of the company can start finding new jobs now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being an engineer that barely did any work (or after just arriving at the company a bit prior to this) and having to find a job now...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're going to go after the poos and asians and women (no 50 year old white guys ;)) that built that thing and sue them into indentured servitude for life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they will just say they were following the CEO's instructions and believed it was up to standard. Remember for all the speculation on what happened, no one knows what happened. For all we know, it could have been fine and an orca attacked it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they signed a NDA

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iq8TeT094g

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even that the kid took a few hours out to see gay ass blink 182 in concert, he should never have posted it to Facebook for attention.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basic thermodynamics tell us that warm air rises while cold air sinks. Utilizing this property I would engage in a no holds barred orgy of carnal sin so that our sweaty lovemaking produces steam and we rise to the surface. Once at the surface we begin moaning loudly hoping to attract whales into thinking we're a female whale. They will begin to congregate and rape the submarine or just laze around making us easier to spot. All while we continue or ourgy just iin case we don't make it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how you gonna explain fricking a man?
      Well, Mr. DMC, have you ever heard of thermodynamics of a sinking submarine...?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no arguing with the science. This plan is 100% bulletproof.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    K-19: The Widowmaker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was about a mountain

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep Sea Rising

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's go frens, there's still time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't look like it can withstand crush depths

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A crew of autismos somehow build a sub and rescue the billionaires
      >They all say thanks and don't give you any money
      >Proceeds to auction off the story to Hollywood without giving you a piece

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies moved other thread. homosexual Black folk

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >um they heckin imploded because the science says so
    virgin
    >they are having a battle royale for the oxygen in a frantic fight to be the last and have already mostly killed each other
    chad

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    as you can see the shills are here and the damage control is in full force

    what i say to you shills is your diversity hire policies killed 5 people

    you have blood on your hands

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All of the mods are probably just having a laff over banning discussion of this topic.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because it's not a shitposting board to the same degree as Cinemaphile.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine how badly this guy is seething after this post got deleted too

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEEPEST LORE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free shipping
      >and returns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OHNONONONO

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got the three seasons of this show downloaded with english subs if anyone is interested, I'll make a torrent if anyone is keen, it's all HD. I couldn't find any torrents with seeds a few months back, now with rarbg gone it will probably be harder to find them.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix adaptation when? I got the sub already

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    idk if it makes you feel any better but I have the same fear and have also heard at least one friend mention closing eyes in the pool and mentally being submerged under a large boat.

    Seems related to natural fear of submerged objects and being under them.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im really hoping for a kino story about 5 rich idiots slowly running out of oxygen but it's looking more likely that they were instantly turned into paste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding the sub would indeed be way cooler.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally anything happens
        >morons immediately come crawling out of the woodwork ruining their lives to get their 15 minutes in the spotlight
        What a time to be alive lmao. Like who could have possibly have predicted that a missing submarine would lead to a autist feuding with Cardi B on Twitter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't homie like acceptable because of the missing R or smth

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what actually happened?
    >The submersible surfaced but the passengers are locked in and are running out of oxygen
    >The submersible got stuck thousands of feet underwater
    >The submersible imploded
    >The submersible had a power failure/lacked CO2 scrubbers so the passengers already died from hypercapnia
    >Same as above, only the submersible is trapped deep underwater and the passengers died from hypothermia
    >The passengers killed each other
    >The passengers sacrificed themselves so the 19 year old could have more oxygen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about none of them.
      two words: atlantis portal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine something minor in the structure failed and they died instantly to the rapid pressure change.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      since there were supposedly many resurfacing and communication or at least tracking methods upon surfacing, and the dodgiest parts of the thing seem to be its construction (window nowhere near strong enough, carbon fiber hull, GLUE) I'm gonna guess implosion but I also know absolutely nothing about this stuff
      fun to theorise anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing was made out of carbon fibre bro

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been too busy to keep up with this, are they out of oxygen yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      less than 5 hours

      takes 2.5 hours to resurface

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the Coast Guard they run out of O2 at 7 AM ET or in less than 3 hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today's noon is the hard limit. I think they are gone, though. People do weird shit when they start losing hope. I'm thinking about the billionaire shoving the pilot aside and trying to control the sub only to make things worse and then trying to kill the guy. It would be marvelous to get the sub, not only for the whole story but engineering reasons, but the people are probably long gone.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will be so happy if it washed up on shore a few months from now.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the theory that the French pilot purposefully committed suicide because he wanted to die next to the Titanic and take a bunch of billionaires + his boss with him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah that's harry the billionaire the made his money under the table flying saudi's around

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he based or cringe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blink 182
      cringe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's calling people homie on Twitter too.

      Finding the sub would indeed be way cooler.

      . He's white as frick. This will go well for him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's based because his dumbass step dad admitted that he knew he might die doing one of these submersible tourist things

      he's already went into space and been in that big deep sea trench

      he's jut a thrill seeker now who doesn't care if his family worries about him doing all these sketchy things due to the possibility of dying

      why should his step son of all people give a shit about him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        After reading your post I agree with the kid. I would also go to the Blink 182 concert

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one possibility that people need to keep in mind when talking about familial bonds. Not everyone is a good parent, sibling, etc., and it's an egotistical fantasy that people will feel mental anguish when you're in trouble and cry at your funeral. That's a scenario that you need to build over a lifetime of being lovable to the people around you.

        Not saying that's the case here, though. I have no idea either way.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to talk about movies a bit too otherwise jannies will sent our precious thread to /b/. So get on with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like The Hunt for Red October.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like The Hunt for Dead June

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's one of the good ones. The book is better tho, as it usually happens.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mods let an off topic eceleb game show have a general for a month and they babysat it 24/7

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >look guys I’m a paypig streamer… ironically 🙂
          Go donate another $40 to Sam brotherman

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i get it for free

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any updates on that "coast guard detecting banging at 30 min intervals" story that dropped yesterday?
    would that definitely be them or are there other possible causes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read that they suspected is them because of the pattern, but I haven't check the reporting on it, so anon might have tricked me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or are there other possible causes?
      submersible is breached crumbles in on itself kills everyone inside within seconds with random bits of railing and wire hanging of it

      settles on the bottom ocean currents move random metal fragments attached to it against the destroyed hull of the sub

      there's your bang bang sound

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would not be as regular as this. The banging every 30 minutes is definitely from a human source, just not necessarily the missing sub.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok mate i listened to it and it was nice a clear like so clear it would be hard for me to not understand why they hadn't figured out where it was coming from...

          what i'm saying is i think its bs and now they've given up on it lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could be them, but a number of experts have said it might not be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake news

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1898
    >guy writes a book about an "unsinkable" ocean liner called the Titan that hits an iceberg and sinks
    >turns out the ship had a negligent design
    >1912
    >the Titanic, an "unsinkable" ocean liner hits an iceberg and sinks
    >turns out the ship had a negligent design
    >2023
    >the Titan, a "totally safe" submarine dives to the wreck of the Titanic and never comes back
    >turns out the sub had a negligent design

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just open the submarine and start swimming to the surface? They would be easier to find

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking moronic? That part of the Atlantic is loaded with hostile mermen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cthulhu would get them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's literally bolted shut and can't be opened from inside

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >running out of air
    lol
    imagine not being a glowBlack person and knowing what happened

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it feel like to breathe air that has no oxygen?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask any indian

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to call off the search when the time is up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The time could be longer if some of the people inside are dead, but realistically all the rescuers know they're looking for bodies. That sub imploded, the only evidence it hasn't is some banging they picked up that could be anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a few reasons why it could have imploded and why it could still be intact
        Imploded
        >Window is not rated for that depth
        >The entire sub isn't fricking rated at ALL
        Intact
        >Sub has loss communications before and losing communications is so normal that they waited 8 hours before reporting it missing
        >A sub implosion is loud. Like really fricking loud, a sensor thousand of miles away would have picked up its implosion but nothing has been reported yet
        >Patterned knocking reported
        So we shall see. But I think everyone agrees, imploded or not, it is 100% fricked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would probably be interesting for R&D reasons to know what actually happened. I think the Navy would push for a little more time just for this, but since the family of everyone involved is rich, I guess they will push for a bit longer just for the sake of understanding what actually happened, so they are all aligned in not giving up anytime soon.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a couple of hours until the ACKENING

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE KNOCKING IS COMING FROM TITANIC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      g-g-ghosts!

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not gonna find them, are they?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you didn't bet any money that they would.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not money.
        [spolier] Certain favours.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have you heard the theory...of Schrodinger's Cat?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright everybody back to the Titanic, curfew in a few minutes.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a long way to tipperary

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they were all vaxxed

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they found mh370 instead of the sub

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Titanic's kill count officially gone up yet?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the millionaire Pakis wife
    U mad whyte boi?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The billionaire. Respect the fricking B

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's sweet. You know he married her for love

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the kid her son as well? Awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marry rich guy
      >have a son to legitimize marriage
      >gift them an exciting sub ride for fathers day
      *hits pipe*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*hits pipe*
        *licks cheeto fingers*

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's sad that 4 innocent people are likely dead but this has been fun to follow

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the sub didn't implode, then they are literally dying as we speak, let that sink in.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    28 minutes left.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they ded.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Down Periscope

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme:

    Did I miss anything?

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      is it over bois, should we pack things up and go home

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep, no need to keep searching. they're definitely dead. there's no way they found the skeleton man's treasure and are living in riches and luxury beyond their wildest dreams, so don't bother going down looking for us. every body should just go home.

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