>successful
>sleeps with women
>best friend is black
Come on, Cinemaphile. Stop pretending you don't wanna be like him
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>successful. >sleeps with women. >best friend is black
>Male nurse
>Jew
Nah
>nurse
They were nurses
Dr. Cox pls
He is a Internal Medicine intern
I am amazed by the level of stupidity of people over here.
ikr it doesnt take a genios to know he is an actor
Can’t tell if you’re trolling. They were doctors from day 1, just at the lowest level. But still doctors. The entire show is about how they ARENT nurses and the dynamic.
Why do nurses and doctors wear scrubs anyways? Is their something special about them that helps with staying sterile?
If you get blood on it it's easier to just dump it off and replace with clean ones
Yes, If everyone showed up with their own dirty clothes to work, it's much more likely that you transmit patients some bacteria and cause an infection.
I know that I just find it odd that they all wear the same exact style of clothes. I suppose it just becomes the norm at some point .
It's more that they're a good mix of
>comfortable
>professional
>expendable
>utilitarian (they're frickin covered in pockets)
That make them great for working in a medical environment.
It's a bit of topic but is anyone else here successful?
I'm a mid twenties 6'4" very fit good looking crypto millionaire med student who gets hit on by women regularly. I've been on Cinemaphile well over a decade and doubt I'll ever leave.
Anyway my father was absent and my mother was a mentally ill NEET who I no longer see. It hurts so fricking much it's unreal, every day I feel like an empty half baked human with a complete void during which most people go through the normal developmental milestones.
I can't breed because I can't tolerate emotional intimacy and straight up freak the frick out at physical intimacy so obviously KV. I can handle friends hugging me but that's about it. Other than that I feel much happier than I used to but almost certainly have some level of minor depression despite having what many would consider a "dream" life.
>reddit spacing
>larping
It's not a larp at all.
I've been on Cinemaphile for well over a decade and other than being very academically capable and having lots of money for my age I was a complete loser.
I only really lucked out on 3 things (intelligence, drive and height) and then the rest followed. Most my classmates are also attractive, plenty are rich etc.
hello election tourist please go back
>uses paragraph breaks
>must be le reddit
you're a moron
uh huh
Why the frick would you be a crypto millionaire and studying medicine? Makes no sense.
Just buy up property and stocks, live off passive income.
But thats IF you are not lying.
I tried not working and got bored after 6 months. Do you really think anyone who gets into med school is going to be different in this regard?
In addition I'm only worth like $1mil and after the next bull in a couple of years hope to be worth at least $5 whereas if I quit working full stop then I would have to take the money out of crypto or face losing everything and being utterly fricked.
Why medicine as opposed to any other job? It's a good hobby career imo.
Challenging but not too challenging, plenty of options to work part time, very well respected, opportunities to work globally and of course if I am wrong about crypto and it crashes to 0 it pays well. There are multiple people richer than me on my course so I'm not alone in this.
Medicine is probably one of the most difficult fields in general and theoretically also has health risks. Thats why it doesnt make sense for me. If I was that capable I'd rather study electrical/mechanical engineering.
The problem with engineering is it looks boring as frick at least to me. Sitting at a desk all day messing around on a computer.... I'd rather just not work at all.
That's a 1000x better than 99% of jobs
As a doctor you can choose where to work and how much you want to work. As an engineer you have to fight against 50 other applicants for the job, and then you're stuck with that job unless you want to risk it all. Also doctors simply get paid more.
>As a doctor you can choose
After going through years of hell, sure.
>you
>"minor depression"
frick you
I would switch places with an average person without thinking about it.
What good is it all when your brain is permanently fricked from the 18 years of shit which came before?
I'm unsure if I'll ever have a relationship or even have sex and unlike most the fat NEETs here who could lose weight and get a job there is no easy solution.
I’m a 29 year old virgin because I’m autistic and ugly. But I’ve made more money playing stocks since I was 18 than my dad did his whole life. Even though they didn’t support it at all to begin with
I already told my parents if they make a single comment ever about me not dating then I won’t pay for their retirement
>I already told my parents if they make a single comment ever about me not dating then I won’t pay for their retirement
What a little b***h
>successful
In what regards? He had to room with his friends all the time and lived on a porch in a half acre.
That's just the early days of being an intern. Once he's a resident doctor he gets his own place.
He doesn't really get his own place till the end of the series
As all doctors do
Their pay during training is like 60k now
Back then he’d be making 40k
Once he completed residency 200k or better where he is in a dumpy non academic community hospital
Was he bisexual?
He and Turk definitely fricked
It was getting annoying around late seasons
>its another episode of "homosexuals dont understand real guy friendships"
kino song btw
The running joke of Turk and JD being gay together always made me laugh.
t. woman
women can't understand male friendship because they can't even be friends between them
no but whoever wrote him sure was
I'm a 30 year old doctor. AMA.
are your parents proud?
My parents are white so honestly they don't really care as long as i'm content. White people is individualistic by nature like that. My dad literally told me to not let it get into my head when i got into medschool and my mom told me that she'd love me no matter what i did for a living. I didn't think about my parents once during the entire process lmao, just that i could get chicks, get a well paying job with good job security ect. That's just how western culture is. Funny thing, one of my collegues is chinese and he told me how a large part of the reason why he became a doctor was because his parents would be proud.
your parents are proud too
45yo man presents with non-specific back pain which has gone on for a week, no incontinence, notable history or loss of sensation. Worried he has cancer.
What's your next move?
Sounds like you have Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
No joke I have Hank Hill's ass and it makes buying pants difficult.
do squats
This. Squats, stairs, and power walking. I got an amazing ass on accident from just walking a lot and doing lots of leg workouts.
Let's see it.
get a Brazilian butt lift and have the juiciest ass around
Two weeks of pain medicine, if that doesn't take the pain away, physiotherapy.
I graduated this year, so only a few. I just book a bed for them from the ward and the ward doctor takes care of them.
I would, for the reasons i already mentioned in the other post. As long as you are even somewhat normal, chicks will like you (especially nurses, which some of are very hot. Amazing pay (getting rich of shit like crypto is a total lottery and you shouldn't think that that is making very good money, making six figures is a very good pay), good job prospects. I'm social so i like to talk with the patients and it feels good when i see their expressions become happy as i treat them. Minimal amount of totally useless meetings ect. Even if you are introverted, there are fields for that like radiology or pathology. It think it's a very good deal all in all, and as the other doctor said, if you believe the whole "wage slave" narratice, working part time is easy.
It’s nice to hear, I left my retail management career to pursue it after a family hardship made me take interest in it and all the doctors I meet are like you’ll hate it don’t do it.
I like old people and their crazy stories already worked 6 12s, surprise 24 hour shifts and fought homeless people inner city big box store bathrooms. It’s got to be at-least the same as that except I can afford a maid when I sleep my days off away.
Lmao yes get ready for a lot of old people and their life experience stories. As the demographics get older, there are a lot of old sick people and those boomers are what give us our great pay and work demand.
He talks like a gay and his shit is all moronic.
How often do you deal with former alcoholics dealing with withdrawals
Would you recommend it?
How bad do hospitals over prescribe pills these days?
Depends on the country a lot. If you're american, get ready to feel the full wrath of pharma psychos pushing whatever they can. In europe it's milder, but still depends a lot on the doctor. I do meet a lot of patients who don't take the pills prescribed to them and then run into additional health problems tho.
I really don't know any bad radiologists. You just look at pictures and do some procedures all day. Can't really imagine how one could be bad at it if one is already capable of getting trough med school. Anyways, keep being persistant on the fact that the pain isn't going away to your health professionals, or pile up money and go private.
>I really don't know any bad radiologists. You just look at pictures and do some procedures all day. Can't really imagine how one could be bad at it if one is already capable of getting trough med school
my doc said "they didnt give any conclusive description of your scan, jsut that everything seems normal"
they used the colored gel injection to find out where it clogs up
>"they didnt give any conclusive description of your scan, jsut that everything seems normal"
Radiologists cannot diagnose. They can give their interpretation of what they see, and then the report will be in the most Cover Your Ass speak ever because the first person sued will be the rad.
t. Radiologist
well he didnt see shit apparently, because my fricking SI joint still hurts
Chronic pain like that is a very complex thing honestly and has even psychological levels to it. It rarely is a just one simple thing that is broken and if the patient gets told that is some simple thing, he will get fixated on it when in reality it's probably something so complex that nobody can really understand it.
Radiology anon, why are all your techs moronic? Swear most of them are white trash females.
I’m American and I so paranoid about pills. I barely even touch basic Ibuprofen. Don’t care if I have a headache or injury. I’d rather just wait for it to go away. My mother I swear pops a pill for everything. Headache? Pill. Stubbed toe? Pill. Can’t sleep? Pill. Carsick? Pill. Why can’t just live healthier lifestyles instead?
Nothing wrong with ibuprofein, paracetamol ect. I'm talking more about literal drugs like opiates or adderal ect. Or use of antibiotics when it isn't even clear if the infection is caused by bacteria.
how do I get a GOOD radiologist to look at my MRI so I can actually get the treatment I need for my sciatica? two shots and I still have to take painkillers all day and before I go to sleep
Im on the basic state medical program so the doctors Ive been using havent done shit
As someone with back injuries doctors tend to have trouble with handling them. It’s all soft tissue and there are not many good treatments, painkillers have their own issues, same with steroid injections burning the nerves do too, disk replacement and fusions are invasive surgeries and place the other disk at risk of degradation fans injury from loss of motion.
Get sent to a spinal physiatrists, and if you aren’t a good candidate for for a procedure pain management specialist
Hospital IT here. Why do you yell at me when things get broken and why do you refuse to write your orders when your Dragon isn't working? I can only do the best with what I have and a lot of our decisions are set by our directors.
you one of those single moms with tattoos and a half-breed son named Brayden?
What the frick? No.
I get paid a lot of money and my time is actually very valuable as i literally heal people of their pains during my working hours. It feels really stupid to waste that time working with broken it systems.
Sounds like they just were lazy with writing all the small details of your scan and just wrote that everything seemed normal which was the important part of it. Can't really blame then, as i said i get paid a lot and hate to see the money wasted on me doing secretary work.
I'd rather take a few years of hell in my youth than a lifetime of being in a shitter position.
do you get paid a lot of money?
I guess the pay depends on the country. If you like solving issues/troubleshooting (which is a big part of medicine) you could also work in IT or engineering and get paid loads, with much less responsibility.
But if you like it then good for you.
Engineering and general IT work pays nowhere near as much.
FAANG has the potential for serious money young but there's no guarantee of this and the AI stuff is surely a danger for that field.
Type your orders and stop relying on Dragon.
Why? Dragon is faster. Why should i slow my expensive work down by typing my orders?
Dragon is a convenience tool and does not keep you from seeing patients.
Hey man, I'm hospital IT too. I feel your pain.
>tfw on call for two more days
You can at least be polite on the phone. Even curt is fine. But you know what's really, really stupid? Yelling at the poor sap on the other end of the line when half the time the only problem is that you're using it wrong. If time's the issue, then keep it short by only giving us the facts.
Fortunately most of the doctors where I work are polite, but fricking hell, every time I get kicked a ticket for a doctor it's like playing Russian roulette.
Also, FRICK pagers.
Most of the tickets I get from doctors are "WAAAAAA MY DRAGON DOESN'T WORK" or "Can you tell me how to do thing because I didn't pay attention during training".
It's pretty crazy how so many providers rely on dragon. I always feel like I can type faster than they talk into those things but then again I don't chart like they do so maybe that's different when you do it all day.
I actually had one tell me it was okay if her dragon wasn't working because she could type her orders. The doctors that aren't whiny b***hes are usually decent people.
Why is she typing at a printer?
>he doesn't type straight from the printer
>It's a "nurse needs a printer added but she can't give me the IP address or she can't give me the name of the printer so I can install it from our print server" episode
I CANT GET TO SLEEP
I think ABOUT THEEEE IMPLICATIONS
>wearing scrubs outdoors
I really hope they don't that irl
What are decent healthcare jobs that I can start in 6 months - one year of training?
what’s a decent health care job i can make my gf study for for about a year? i have a good career but her prospects are in the gutter. She needs only needs like a mid tier job for our finances to work out for a decent house and family
If you're american, nursing.
any specific level of nursing? i know the credentials and levels vary, like CNA is just minimum wage wiping poop
Oh lmao sorry didn't notice you wrote just for a year. Can't study shit with that time, she needs at least 3-4 years.
yeah i was thinking maybe some tech job she could study for but we’ll see
i think maybe x-ray tech might work? not sure about the long term prospects of positions like that though.
What about medical billing?
If she is good at it middle management is an option
i feel like that’s a gig that will be swallowed by Ai in a short amount of time
the gig involves talking to people disputing their bills
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scrubs used to be one my favourite shows when i was a teenager but i can't fricking stand JD now
I rewatched it and it takes a huge dive in quality after the first few seasons. Which is strange because I remember liking them.
The tonal shift is very noticable but then again most other comedy shows also suffer from flanderization. The shift from 4:3 to widescreen also sucks
She was one of the only good things the new seasons added
coping fatties detected
>t. moron who can't just laugh at a funny scene
I like her because I also love fat men
that guy has been unironically telling his story for years in here
he’s some schizoid buck broken by his childhood with decent genetics who will kill himself one day as doctors love to do
healthcare heros embezzled billions if not trillions of dollars from us during the pandemic and did more harm than help