Such a waste of a cool monster design, desu

Such a waste of a cool monster design, tbh

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      M knightbros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rexxar’s b***h

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    manbearpig looking homie

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the nature of the village, did they buy these in the nearest costume shop?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit Halloween is everywhere so probably.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay ass movie, don't bother if you haven't seen it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just ripped off The Giver. The concept of being trapped in a small commune via lies.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point of keeping the costume on or acting like a monster once they knew they were dealing with the blind girl?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a literal moron in the costume

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a sex thing ok

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The village moron stole the costume and went rogue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't, when she was heading to the forest, she already knew the truth and that's why she was carrying the "magic rocks", for the helpers
      Once she was on her own, it was the moron the one in costume

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film has issues but the fact that the water in your brain pours out of your nose is not it's fault.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's
        its.
        I'm not usually a grammar nazi but if you're putting down other people's intelligence to suck your own dick, at least make sure you have a hard-on yourself.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wouldve been more kino if she found out that the monsters are real but they live in what used to be modern day cities, after they took over the world and the remaining human population is forced to live in the woods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      by finding the ruined Statue of Liberty?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't an adequate twist compared to "oh wow the world is actually alive and functional and we've been lied to" ala The Giver.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was so fricking disappointed when i saw this shit

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mumra the ever living? I didn't know they made a Thundercats live action movie.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like a halloween decoration

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT
    A
    TWIST

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was glad I watched this in English class instead of going into a movie theatre expecting kino.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate when movies do that.
    >Oh the cool terrifying monsters are fake
    >Oh it was all a dream
    >Oh you are just a schizo moronic imagining things it was all in your head.
    Frick this trope. I'm already watching a fake ass movie that is obviously not real, what positive effect does it provides to the viewer by reminding him the shit he is seeing is not real?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writers like M Night are most interested in shaping people's minds than actually thrilling you. In this case he wants to teach the "Don't trust authority" lesson which is pretty contrite these days. The Village is a movie better suited for the 1950s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right, that's why 99% of maskies trusted the ~~*experts*~~ and poltiicians and were ready to kill the purebloods at a drop of a hat

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember in Signs when he showed the monster in the first 15 minutes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Signs is his only good movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now listen here boys some lady from out of town a stranger was yelling and cussing at the gas station cuz they didn't have her brand of cigarettes
        >maybe that's who you saw on the roof

        The people in Signs are ridiculous.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cop was a woman, she was supposed to make moronic assumptions. And the character of Joaquin Phoenix was oblivious at her moronation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The people in Signs are ridiculous.
          That's why it's great

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just how midwesterners are

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >intelligent space travellers act like like le spooky demons
      It's moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not space travelers, they're demons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name a single Ayy encounter where they have done anything of value, or which had any impact on the world in general.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The gave us the tech to make micro-processors in 1948.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunch of fricking morons itt that wanted a matrix style fight scene or a Jason murder instead of an intelligent story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >M Knight
      >intelligent story

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The red robe is doing 90% of the heavy lifting. Chuck one of those on your shitty monster and it is instantly elevated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thumbnail tricked me. Thought this was Thak from a Rogues in the House adaptation. Frick. Make Sword and Sorcery movies again.

      This is correct.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is alright, people hate it because of the twist, as if it makes the movie worst, but the directing is top notch

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people hate the twist in The Village?
    I've always thought that The Village was Shyamalan's best film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing the plot straight would have made a more interesting film.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so? If they did that, wouldn't it just be a generic monster movie with a period setting?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?

          My thirst for a straight up monster movie is what helped me genuinely enjoy watching Kong vs Godzilla recently.

          A movie with spooky novel monsters like the Village folk were frauding would be super refreshing as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds a million times more interesting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It had quite touching and authentic feeling relationships. Early shalyman was good at that stuff then he became too arrogant and it became twee and shit.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did they get their fancy coats?

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