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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday in America used to be like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only blood can bring it back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, but a lot hinges on truly convincing yourself it was.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was there

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LITTLE DITTY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ABOUT JACKIN OFF DAN
      TWO AMERICAN KIDS JACKIN OFF
      IN THE HEARTLAND

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really suck on chilli dogs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack told her it was a chili dog.
      It was really a penis.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOOO YEAAAH
      SUCKIN A CHILI DOG TAKES LONG
      LONG AFTER THE THRILL
      OF SUCKIN ITS GONE

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong lyrics frickheads

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          common let it roll LET IT ROCK

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          LITTLE CHILI,
          ‘BOUT JACKIN A DOG
          TWO AMERICAN KIDS LIVIN
          IN THE HOT LAND

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >another scorcher in the hot land...

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just suck on a chili dog, babe. I’m not calling Sears

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll suck tomorrow.
                >You'll suck now.
                >I'll suck now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking hell m8

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's when a spoke was a spoke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      white woman do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says "snogging". That's when you take the chili dog out of it's bun and move it in and out of your mouth until all the chili is off.
      I miss the 80's snogbros 🙁

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suckin on my chili dawg behind the sneed and fee.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what an awful line. who 'sucks' on a chili dog. disgusting

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SUCKIN ON CHILI DOG
    >SUCKIN ON CHILI DAWWWWWG
    >SUCKIN ON CHILI DOG, SUCKIN, ON CHILI DOG

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SINK YOUR TEETH RIGHT THOUGH MY CHILI DOG BABY

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chili dog was the name of the gay prostitute that would hang out near the tasty freeze

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called tastee freez. Get it right or keep silent you dairy queer homosexuals.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve sucked a few chili dogs, huh?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those days are over. Theres like 4 of them left and the one near me is "temporarily closed"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dairy Queen ran Tastee Freez out of my town when I was a little kid 🙁

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. We had both for a few years. TF shut down when I was about 12. Now its a family run mexican place, foods alright but they dont have arcade cabinets in the lobby anymore.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exact same story with mine lol I wonder how many specifically became Mexican family restaurants

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH YA I SAY bawdS MOVE ON. LONG AFTA THE THRILL OF CUMMIN IS GONE

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2014, Mellencamp revealed that the song was originally about an interracial couple, where Jack was African American and not a football star, but the record company persuaded him to change it.
    EATIN ON A CHICKEN WING, OUTSIDE THE KFCCCCCCCCC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUCKING ON SOME PURPLE DRANK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LET THE BBC COME AND SOOTHE MY SOUL
      Ive never been to Cinemaphile do all there threads just devolve into shitposting or is it all kpop and indie rock?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not hole

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Counting food stamps, outside the tastee freeze,
      >a little baby, with no daddy pleads

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        smash mouth?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLD ONTO DEEZ NUTZ AS LONG AS YOU CAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH YEAH LIFE GOES ON
      LONG AFTER THE DAD
      OF YOUR BABY IS GONE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the song where the guy says he's going out for some milk but the wife knows what he's actually planning on doing....or was that a bruce springsteen song?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >7 y.o. when this song is released as a single in 1982
    >at shakeys pizza one night for family event later that year
    >air rich with scent of freshly baked tavern style pizzas
    >dessert buffet overflowing with rich frozen custards, warm gooey cookies, lush and velvety puddings
    >pitchers of soda so icy cold that they're weeping condensation brought to me by gorgeous teen waitresses as though i were some sort of boy prince overseeing a harem of serving wenches
    >MTV on all the monitors
    >Jack & Diane plays
    >tapping my feet and humming along
    >notice this teen pothead staring at me with a huge grin on his face
    >he raises his large drink cup to me, nods, and says
    >it doesn't get any better than this, man
    He was 100% right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      READ ANON'S GREENTEXT
      ABOUT THE SHAKEY'S PIIIIIIIIIIZZZ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but it was Pizza Inn.
      I can still smell the house dressing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they call him Shakey? Was he an alcoholic?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Parkinson's

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Werent you afraid of catching it from eating there?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved Shakey's when I was a kid. My parents always took us there when they didn't want to cook. They had a soft serve ice cream bar with toppings and an arcade

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2018
      >just out of college
      >working in kitchens and living behind my favorite bar
      >2am
      >owner is closing up
      >business hasn’t been great and there’s talk of closing
      >me and six or seven regulars are finishing off our beers, huddled around the cash register for what reason I can’t remember
      >Total Eclipse of the Heart comes on the jukebox
      >we all start singing it quietly to ourselves
      >hit that first bridge
      >everyone at the same time busts out full volume
      >AND I NEED YOU MORE TONIGHT
      >me and a few other guys legit crying
      >AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
      >finish the whole song and just sit there for a few minutes savoring the moment while everyone leaves
      At that moment I remember telling God that if I died and went to heaven in that instant I’d rather he just let me live that night for an eternity.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LITTLE DIDDY

    HE'S DONKEY KONG'S SO~N.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUCKIN ON CRUSTY SHIT
    INSIDE A GAY MANS AAASSSSS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      try to be a better person

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're asking a lot

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the deal with dusty white boomers in the 80s dreaming of being a lame boomer small town bar band bluesy rock star? Mellencamp, Bryan Adams, Huey Lewis, Springsteen, etc.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got a problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats probably where most of them came from

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruce springsteen is a fricking enigma. that Black person fricking SUCKS he's a tone deaf piece of shit yet he sells out fricking stadiums i dont get it. the water in jersey must have lead in it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His fans are smarter than Ted Nugent’s.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        frickin neil young for me, the guy can't sing and he's a moronic commie to boot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of his music sucks and is lame but Born to Run is a fricking album though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His fans are smarter than Ted Nugent’s.

        frickin neil young for me, the guy can't sing and he's a moronic commie to boot.

        Doesn't matter, all three have bangers anyway.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate this little subgenere, especially Bruce Springsteen because he's LE BOSS DUDE HE LS SO WORKING CLASS EVEN THOUGH HE HAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND A PODCAST WITH OBAMA

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >triggered by the boss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stealth Cinemaphile thread the lyrics in in crocodile rock "had an old gold chevy and a place of my own" piss me off i fricking hate boomerwank in music

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone
    This song always makes me sad bros

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this haircut called?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it looks good but it's a little bit mullet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just a feathered mullet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lidl Bon Jovi

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUGGIN OWN CHILLEH DAWHS

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A CHILLIDAWG MAN
    SUUSUSUSUSUSCKSUSUSUSSSSUUUCK SUCK SUCK

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suckin on chili and sneed bass

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS A DRINK YOU moronS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot take, moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to get these at High’s before they all disappeared

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says sucking on a chili dog not sucking on a slush puppy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he calls slush puppies chilly dogs, it's a regional dialect

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one ever called a slush puppie a chili dog you fricking nonce.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He calls them "dogs" despite the fact that they are obviously juvenile?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking sides

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend I care about he working man but I'm really a homosexual commie!

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was in middle school and we had to write essays about ww2 i wrote a story about john mellonconcentrationcamp and got sent to the pincipal's office

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go back, chili bros.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tasty freeze moronic Black person

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIANE BRAPPED IN THE BACK SEAT
    OF JACKIE'S CAR

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWO AMERICAN KIDS
    LIVING IN THE FART LAND

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would very much like to learn American cultures. What is this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't exist anymore.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on Cinemaphile.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY! THOSE LYRICS DON'T MATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO!

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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