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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For relaxing times....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though why would you need to hold your hand up to your face like that while drinking Suntori?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        MORE.

        MORE...

        LOGER MOORE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          LIPPU MY STOKKIN

          Lip them!
          Lip them!
          What?!

          i genuinely had no idea they actually say L instead of R, i thought they just did the inverse. i thought it was a funny bit by my favorite comedian and best irl friend nick mullen of the adam friedland show podcast.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They can't pronounce two vowels after one another. like 'The World'. There's a famous anime character an his special move is called: "ZA WARUDO!" . I looked up what it meant and that's just how they pronounce 'The World'. Of course, I assume there's a lot of tongue in cheekiness and self awareness going on.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              *consonants

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              *consonants

              "rip" doesn't have 2 consonants in a row

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they can't pronounce hard 'r' 's either.
                The movie has a joke about that: There's a Japanese guy singing: 'God Save The Queen' in a karaokebar. There are some hard 'r's in it and he nails it. He even has fun with it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              i genuinely had no idea they actually say L instead of R, i thought they just did the inverse. i thought it was a funny bit by my favorite comedian and best irl friend nick mullen of the adam friedland show podcast.

              Their L and R are the same letter. "Za Warudo" is literally pronounced as "the world" with a Japanese accent.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can't do 'RLD', which is pretty striking, looking at it from the outside. It's like Russian. How would you pronounce it? Like someone with a a speech impediment. 'WARUDO'' is easier.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they actually say L instead of R
            It's the other way around sort of. No "L" sound so it's the same as their R, which rolls the tongue at the beginning anyway.
            Ramen sounds like "rla men"
            Lawman sounds like "rlaw man"
            Lollipop sounds like "rlorripop"
            Same as other asian languages with the b/p

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was literally just reading an article about product placement twenty minutes ago and how this boosted Suntory sales and kept saying his line out loud to myself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        now you just have to go to japan and find a cute 22 year old philosophy graduate from New York being ignored by her bf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Husband

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i forgot john and charlotte were married kek

            guess i have to rewatch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Suntory good i want to try it

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >s i s i u d stay in school, cause its da best
    what did she mean by this
    shouldnt it be i d b

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it spells
      >sis, IUD
      which is basically telling the female audience to get an IUD to better enjoy sex without the risk of making a human

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        peaches is israeli btw, as is princess superstar, feist, regina spektor, vanessa carlton. all of them basically

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're brown

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring romance movie
    >but in japan!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could frick her pain away.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her vegana is 20 years older.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love this movie but I rewatched it recently and I hated it. Murray has his moments certainly, and ScarJo is cute, but the story is fricking stupid and by the end I just felt like I'd wasted my time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed it sucked. It was fanfic tier wish fulfilment writing for middle aged men. Not sure why it was so well received.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically filtered by the theme of fleeting emotions.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LIPPU MY STOKKIN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lip them!
      Lip them!
      What?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only memorable part of the film

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he whisper?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "It was the israelites."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can never unlick my butthole.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just chose the colour for the carpet in the house. And it will match the curtains.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "No one is ever going to believe you"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Premium answer 100%

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "You have herpes now"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      next time its ass2ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will end up doing capeshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brutal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he was in ant man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think they ever saw each other again?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like to think they successfully reconciled their respective relationships and then met up a year later and talked about how they were able to do so as a result of the two of them spending time together and then they say their last goodbyes and get closure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hell Murray's face looks cartoonish here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >welcome to aids world

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some other kinos like Lost in Translation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enter the Void

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post a YouTube link of this scene in 4K or delete your thread right now and frick off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem upset.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty well known film. What have you been watching all this time?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks two girls during a short bussiness trip
    Yeah.. right, sure buddy..

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had a suntory old fashioned this weekend and it was pretty damn good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KATARA KINTASO! Chekudo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      prostituteS AND BOARS
      FOUR FOURS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SANTORI TAYM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      500 dorrah gaijinn

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was bartending I would always say the Action Bronson line "my b***h's name is Peaches, got twin Mack-11s with the features" whenever I would grab the peaches to make a peach mojito.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would've ruined the movie but gave boner none the less

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did her butt shots give you a boner?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, post it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these lyrics make no sense

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