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What do you think of Cyclops, Havok, and Vulcan?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops is cool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm just wondering why they made Vulcan overwhelmingly more powerful than Cyclops and Havok

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Vulcan is stupid.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this Vulcan was a mistake that should have been shot down by the editor as soon as it was mentioned and then the writer who had the idea should have been taken out into the alley and been beaten

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm just wondering why they made Vulcan overwhelmingly more powerful than Cyclops and Havok

      Because Vulcan is stupid.

      this Vulcan was a mistake that should have been shot down by the editor as soon as it was mentioned and then the writer who had the idea should have been taken out into the alley and been beaten

      Whew glad this thread started on the right foot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyclops is cool.
      Not only that, but he is also Right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not only that, but he is also Right.
        >Right to get cucked by Wolverine and then get railed by Wolverine

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did this happen or is this one of those memes that's touted as reality, like trans Gwen.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL you played yourself chump. The fact that everyone wants to rail this sexy hunk of manmeat just makes him even more Right. Get schooled!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >outing yourself as gay for Cyclops on Cinemaphile
            That's even worse than regular gay.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i
              You're correct. It pushes the gay-meter so far to the left, that it circles back around and becomes...
              Right.

              (You can't win)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude Rightclops
        Spotted the fake fan.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vulcan should've been a big titty woman that I could coom over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can always guess who you are

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am you.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vulcan is based, and one only worthwhile new X-Men villains this century.
    Havok is sometimes based, sometimes a pathetic simp for an evil clone. The X-book writers may be punishing him for the crime of being Remender's mouthpiece for a speech that went against The Metaphor and The Narrative.
    Cyclops used to be good but he's been awful for more than 20 years and his fans who want to be him are just as bad, they deserve him getting Wolverined regularly.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're morons
    Their old man's kinda cool tho

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they need to castrate themselves for the sake of the universe.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summers track record on men mental health isn't great but damn do Chris's genes make some powerful mutant school shooters.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're cool but their dad is a massive loser

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there one missing from that lineup?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on if you count Adam the Xtreme, their half brother who was the result of D'Ken essentially raping their mother

      Or the theories that Gambit was supposed to be a Summers brother as well

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It depends on if you count Adam the Xtreme, their half brother who was the result of D'Ken essentially raping their mother
        That was Nicieza's original plan for Adam-X, but that origin couldn't fit alongside Vulcan. Instead Adam-X was made in a lab from the DNA of their mother and D'Ken.

        >Or the theories that Gambit was supposed to be a Summers brother as well
        This was just a fan-theory that Wizard were particularly vocal about back when X-Men fandom was obsessed with the "3rd Summers brother" mystery. Nicieza was the writer who started the plot, and he always meant for it to be Adam-X, never anyone else. When he wasn't allowed to make it Adam-X, nobody had any plan at all until Vulcan.

        Claremont made a bizarre choice to validate the Gambit theories in his X-Men The End series by having Gambit revealed as a creation of Sinister's, and having some of Cyclops' DNA. It's thankfully non-canon, but it's helped keep alive the misconception that Gambit was ever meant to have something to do with this plot back in the 90s.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad that Havok now only exists to be Maddie's beta cuck boyfriend.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All 3 of them are massive cucckolds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't blame him honestly. That combination of hot as frick and justifiable evil is just begging to be fixed.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it Minister Sinister who has a hard on for Scott and Jean or was that some other villain

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's fricking each other up the ass in the X-verse, point's moot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, but that was back when Sinister was an actual legitimate villain instead of a prancing english queer.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >prancing english queer.
        he just like me fr fr

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick all three but Scott is the only one I would kiss.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bejitabro btw

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Havok is the coolest one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabriel can't handle BLACK lightning.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that the pointless mini where the Starjammers get BTFO anyways?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyclops
    >Consistent characterization for nearly his entire history
    >Looks like a nerd, acts like a rebel
    >Tamed cosmic puss, terrifying even the Celestials
    >Every new costume is cooler than the last
    >Secondary mutation is to always be correct in the metanarrative of Marvel Comics, regardless of what the editors or writers of Marvel Comics think or write.

    >Havok
    >Inconsistent characterization for nearly his entire history
    >Looks like a rebel, acts like a nerd
    >Every story ends with him becoming a total b***h
    >Every attempt to give him a new costume fails

    >Vulcan
    >Absolutely unhinged maniac
    >Incapable of character development
    >Worf Syndrome: Supposed to be nearly unstoppable, always get his shit kicked in
    >Not witty or intelligent enough to be interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like a nerd, acts like a rebel
      Only under shitty writing, though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every new costume is cooler than the last
      lol no. The vast majority of his modern designs suck ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Consistent characterization for nearly his entire history
      And that's when they knew anon was trolling.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inconsistent characterization for nearly his entire history
      He's been a cyclotimical schizo since Claremont had him break up with Polaris. quite consistent if you ask me.
      >Looks like a rebel,
      has always been a nerd. Actually graduated, even.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fight with Black Bolt was good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was good because he finally got BTFO like he should.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Havok when he's not trying to be a superhero bc he knows or feels like he'll never live up to Scott. There's some good pathos there

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can feel the 90s. If I close my eyes I can hear Kurt Cobain doing us all a favor..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was the X-Men Legends issue with him, btw?

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