>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again.
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Cool, thanks for letting us know.
>Daenerys Turdgaryen
We were robbed, both this scene and the one where Dany's handmaiden fingerbangs her while half-asleep
>handmaiden fingerbangs
Juat wait til you hear what her footmaiden does
But what was her tax policy?
>hello, flea bottom pizza? I'd like to order a large pizza with onion, dornish peppers, chicken and EXTRA BOAAAAAR
GRRM takes too long to write because he has so many fap breaks
You know who’s books WEREN’T pornography?
My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fricked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fricked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fricking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fricking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every frick I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger frick than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fricked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to frick a farting woman when every frick drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
So her skin can't burn, but can her arsehole burn from shitting too much?
i bet emelia wouldve nailed this scene
>He wheeled his silver mare about. “Gather round me, men.” When they edged their horses closer, he said, “I know what you are feeling. I have felt the same myself, a hundred times.
Ian McElhinney would've nailed that
5th book
Why did people like this vulgarity enough to form a cult following and multi million dollar TV franchise spawning recognizeable stars like Emilia Clarke and Jason Mimosa?
The first book was the best.
I think the OP passage is from like the 4th book.
>violence
>sex
>nihilistic
>morally ambiguous
it's like it was written specifically for late 90s/2000s television
WHERE ARE THE FARTS OF WINTER GEORGE?
WHERE ARE THEEEEEEEEEEY?
>Hmm, the humans have developed some very intriguing literature. What is this book called again? "Winds of Winter". They have piqued my interest. I must know what happens with Daenerys next. I shall read the conclusion to this story then decide if I should still kill all humans or not.
mother of burgers
>so big she needs three dragons to carry her
imagine how much diarrhea martin would write for her
make all that a dall-e prompt