...has been shown to cause mesothelioma or other asbestos related cancer. If you or a loved one have used a sunsetter retractable awning and have developed mesothelioma, call now.
That's how it goes. My first house, I just had a few things I wanted to do. Before I knew it, that had snowballed into gutting the place and replacing literally everything. Plumbing, electrical, studs and kingposts, everything. Took me almost 3 years to finish because I would get drunk and demo something new every day.
i have to imagine, especially based on the commercials, that it was meant for the poorest and dumbest morons living in cheap shit one story 70s era houses whose backyards already look like shit and never even considered any kind of covering before seeing the ad
it's cheap and boomers can't comprehend that plastic is bad
a pergula costs just the materials if you make it and especially on a concrete back patio that's easy to install
the kits are only a couple hundred bucks for even more braindead and, most importantly, they never break or malfunction
>don't build yourself or by a pre-fab pergula that looks nice and can grow great vines, or just a fricking traditional awning >spend even more on this dinky piece of ugly shit so your house permanently has PVC stuck to the side! >oh, and also it will break easily, enjoy paying more for repair/replacement!
why are boomers like this
it's on the same level as covering furniture with plastic wrap
homie PLSE. while yall acting like little b***hes witch yer sunshade, I had momma call up dem digits and couple of proper Blacks installed my acorn stairlift all lickedy split. Yo dis shit is off the hook frfr no cap, just sit my ass down an imma riding like a motherfricker to the 2nd floor all gagsta, momma so wet she wanna get up on my lap an double up this whip. (Ain’t gonna do it, dat invalidates the warrantee , so imma making that ho climb the stair, and we call it foreplay). my homies at the golf club with the gout and sciatica all jelly AF! Y’all stay mad homosexuals, me imma KING OF MY CASTLE!
>appeal to older men who think their wives are ugly >appeal to older women who think he's kinda hot >also appeals to older men who will think literally any female on screen is frickable >also appeals to older women by thinking she's an ugly pig and they're much better than her
you think he ever put the awning up and then rammed her turd cutter in the comfort of the shade
He watched somebody else do just that. So yes, in a way, he did.
...has been shown to cause mesothelioma or other asbestos related cancer. If you or a loved one have used a sunsetter retractable awning and have developed mesothelioma, call now.
the level that boomers obsess over arbitrary details about their homes is insane
Says the zoomers that are making their houses entirely beige.
zoomers don't have houses moron
Fine apartments.
that don't have apartments either. they rent them
zoomers would probably pay good money to live under a sun setter retractable awning
>implying every boomer mcmansion isn't beige in accordance with hoa rules
boomer apologists will be the first to be smothered on the day of the pillow
Zoomers won't be able to figure out how to adjust the posturpedic.
>boomer zoomer fight
This place really is just Twitter now
So when are you gonna start posting screenshots of the board to the board
That's how it goes. My first house, I just had a few things I wanted to do. Before I knew it, that had snowballed into gutting the place and replacing literally everything. Plumbing, electrical, studs and kingposts, everything. Took me almost 3 years to finish because I would get drunk and demo something new every day.
you know what, anon?
at least it's /tv related.
and for once, I can get behind this thread.
or technically, under it.
It doesn't even shade the patio THOUGH?????
i have to imagine, especially based on the commercials, that it was meant for the poorest and dumbest morons living in cheap shit one story 70s era houses whose backyards already look like shit and never even considered any kind of covering before seeing the ad
a pergula costs just the materials if you make it and especially on a concrete back patio that's easy to install
the kits are only a couple hundred bucks for even more braindead and, most importantly, they never break or malfunction
also they don't look ugly and tacky
You're so much better than them. Congratulations. You've been noticed.
all i ever wanted to hear
but is there a flashy commercial that they'll see 56 times per day?
>don't build yourself or by a pre-fab pergula that looks nice and can grow great vines, or just a fricking traditional awning
>spend even more on this dinky piece of ugly shit so your house permanently has PVC stuck to the side!
>oh, and also it will break easily, enjoy paying more for repair/replacement!
why are boomers like this
it's on the same level as covering furniture with plastic wrap
it's cheap and boomers can't comprehend that plastic is bad
Is that the same woman who co-hosted America's Greatest Roller Coaster Thrills in 3D?
homie PLSE. while yall acting like little b***hes witch yer sunshade, I had momma call up dem digits and couple of proper Blacks installed my acorn stairlift all lickedy split. Yo dis shit is off the hook frfr no cap, just sit my ass down an imma riding like a motherfricker to the 2nd floor all gagsta, momma so wet she wanna get up on my lap an double up this whip. (Ain’t gonna do it, dat invalidates the warrantee , so imma making that ho climb the stair, and we call it foreplay). my homies at the golf club with the gout and sciatica all jelly AF! Y’all stay mad homosexuals, me imma KING OF MY CASTLE!
I just bought a house with one
What are you gonna do with it?
>Zoomers: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY THE CASHNADO MACHINE FOR SOME OF YOUR SPARE PENSION DOLLARS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>also zoomers: Yes I will play fornite for 13 hours straight, what is the problem?
Tell me, why do they tap the glass? It does nothing but all the boomers, blacks and asians do it incessantly
Why was that guy so far out of her league? He was in shape and about 20 years younger than that fat hog.
>appeal to older men who think their wives are ugly
>appeal to older women who think he's kinda hot
>also appeals to older men who will think literally any female on screen is frickable
>also appeals to older women by thinking she's an ugly pig and they're much better than her
But he loved that fat hog.
you'll call now
KAHL ME NAOH FOR YOUR FREE TAROT REEDIN