Just remembered that Cinemaphile's fantasy soccer thing made me learn more about sports and sports hype better than my dad and older brothers ever did.
>WE'RE NERDS >WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS >fantasy football exists
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Impersonator
Tom loves voicing the character so much I doubt he'd allow that. Only reason he doesn't voice him in parodies is bc Nick got pissed about that one SNL skit
He's just getting old
It does today's been weirdly nice and I'm really stoned and now SpongeBob and Patrick commentating the super bowl with dora and subliminal popcorn messaging I feel like the people who make life hell are busy today trying to keep the super bowl from flopping lol. I think I'm gonna turn it off and play video games now but it was surreal experience
I can’t believe there’s a motherfricker out there with the surname “Sneed”. His and his baby daughter’s lives have been uprooted like that motherfricker named Mario Luigi Ferrari
As someone who doesn't give a shit about who wins having shit like this is pretty cool.
Who would you think would make a great pair to commentate?
Would it better if they were from the same show or would characters from different shows work better
Ren and Stimpy
Rocko and Filburt
CatDog
Zim and GIR
Toph and Sokka (half of Toph's banter will be her making jokes about being blind)
They had Raphael in the Christmas broadcast but it was on his own, if they paired him with Donnie or Mikey it would've been better.
You think she’s hooking up with these losers for LOVE?! Nah, there’s going to be a brutal divorce, as her overlords need it to be, then she’s going to end up childless and alone. I think she’s like 35 already
I signed up for the one week free trial. I was going to give them one month of money if they didn’t push that trash Taylor Swift shit along with letting Mediocre Mahomes steal another Super Bowl, but I had my subscription canceled within about 45 seconds of that last overtime trash.
I mean this isn’t a sports board but I’ll just say, the NFL has become a pussy pile of shit designed to protect moneymakers rather than actually play a good solid game of football over the last decade or so.
If Mediocre Mahomes had to play against any defense from the 80s, or 90s, or 00s, or before he wouldn’t be able to pull his little trick of hanging around and hanging around doing just enough to be there to steal the game at the last minute. Rather, he did end up pooping and crying on the ground like the protected little baby he is.
I wouldn’t mind if a few defensive players with balls next season decide to just fold him in half in the first game and leave him shitting in a bag for the rest of the season.
You’re right, this isn’t the sports board, but your hatred is palpable. I love it, give in to your anger and tell us how the cartoon characters of that era would react to the super bowl of today.
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you watch what's legally considered "entertainment" more than an actual competitive sport by law, then you're legally not human.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Bugs Bunny would’ve had a field day shoving sticks of dynamite a Patrick Mahomes’ ass.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, he’d do something cartoonier like make him hold a bundle of dynamite in the shape of a football and give him a reason to hold on to it
3 months ago
Anonymous
Do you know that brings up one good point here.
Why don’t studios do cartoons anymore where are they parody celebrities the way they used to do back in the classic Warner Brothers years?
3 months ago
Anonymous
because blackrock or whoever that pays to produce cartoons sleeps around with celebrities
hence why you will always see Awkwafina or some other washed up celeb appear in animated movies
can someone TL;DR me on how OT works now? >both teams get only one (1) chance to score >INT, TO, safety, and timer running out removes that chance >if there's still time left and both the first and second team still tied after failing their "chance", proceed to OT2
is this correct?
This was actually really fun to watch and several people I was with who aren't sports fans were engaged simply because of the commentary or jokes. I think this was a wise move for the NFL.
im just curious but did anybody record or archive it? i don't really care since i already saw it live its more out of curiosity since i imagine some sperg cares
Sure, what time?
https://www.twitch.tv/isaac220099
>dora pops up on screen
nvm back to the grown-up version
WE'RE NERDS
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS
What about sports nerds?
>sports nerd
that's not a real sport
theyre on the sports board
Just remembered that Cinemaphile's fantasy soccer thing made me learn more about sports and sports hype better than my dad and older brothers ever did.
Don’t speak for us homosexual
We love baseball
>WE'RE NERDS
>WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS
>fantasy football exists
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love fantasy football. How else are sports nerds going to piss away their life savings?
What?
>SPORTSBALL M I RITE
>Gold team rules!
I'd watch sportsball if I had good luck like this
IMAGINE SOMEONE ACTUALLY MAKE CARTOONS ABOUT SPORTS!!!!
>Captcha:NTRMX4
Japan does it all the time
Horrid CGI abomination.
If this were 20 years ago they'd be doing some nice canned animation. Real soulful HB shit.
Is this what it's come to, then? Commercials aren't enough of a draw any more, so we have to bring in cartoons from 25 years ago?
Someone record the Bubble Bowl half time
I would, but I have no way to watch it.
You gays missed your chance years ago.
Where's the stream?
https://thetvapp.to/tv/nickelodeon-east-live-stream/
Bye everyone
welp
https://thetvapp.to/tv/nickelodeon-east-live-stream/
its taking too long to respond for some reason
Is Tom Kenny's spongebob really that bad now, or did they get the worst impersonator of all time?
somebody post his voice please
>Impersonator
Tom loves voicing the character so much I doubt he'd allow that. Only reason he doesn't voice him in parodies is bc Nick got pissed about that one SNL skit
He's just getting old
Doesn't Tom hate it when people recognise him for Spongebob?
>ick got pissed about that one SNL skit
Where
that wasn't bad.
>no Squilliam
Sweet Victory is over, go home if you came for that.
49ers will win
True.
>captcha: drydd
??
>no PI called for deebo
nah it's over
I'm a god and don't care about football so fumble b***h
Oof
This feels like a fever dream
It does today's been weirdly nice and I'm really stoned and now SpongeBob and Patrick commentating the super bowl with dora and subliminal popcorn messaging I feel like the people who make life hell are busy today trying to keep the super bowl from flopping lol. I think I'm gonna turn it off and play video games now but it was surreal experience
>Kelce's throwing a tantrum again
This is a grown man paid millions with a billionaire girlfriend btw
not fooling me again.
>no sandy in a cheerleader outfit
>SNEED
Fed and Seeded
>WHERE ARE WE GOING ?
>*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>BACK 5 YARDS!
I laffed
HAHA YOU'RE FRICKING CLEVER AS HELL I'M LAUGHING OVER HERE
Finally something happens.
was Squidward racist?
It’s not fair rodgers got hurt in the first four fricking offensive plays
It should be him and the jets playing in this.
>Take my rice, prease!
WOAH Spongebob
what a soulless halftime show
Where's my Sweet Victory?
they already played it at kickoff
>kickoff
Sovless
Travis is gonna propose to Taylor after he wins kek
Not happening, San Fran is miles ahead.
>Hey Arnold in a Super Bowl ad
Cinemaphile bros, we won
post it
>mahomes botches the snap
what a moron
>never been to Cinemaphile
>decide to check out the superbowl thread
Not sure what I expected. More anime posters than I thought there'd be.
Cinemaphile loves to going to Cinemaphile whenever a big sport event is held
We love comics and cartoons in /nba/
This site is mostly man children like myself so it’s not that shocking
KWAB
I'd like to think I would've tuned into this for old time's sake in 2004. I was turning 12 though and starting to leave the cartoon channels behind.
Why are you on Cinemaphile then as an adult
A thread was linked in sp. although I do come here occasionally in the offseason
Leonardo DiCaprio, 25! That’s about his dating history - SpongeBob SquarePants
I missed it, who has the full thing?
Jesus the frick is going on with this shit.
mahomes getting cooked live on nick
Someone clip Sandy Cheeks saying the name “Sneed”
https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteMuddyRhinocerosYouWHY-ec3gsSakw1twf-3X
sandy is /oursquirrel/
She shares a va with Ashley from RE4 and I think Orel Puppington
yeah orel
You forgot Cindy Vortex.
I can’t believe there’s a motherfricker out there with the surname “Sneed”. His and his baby daughter’s lives have been uprooted like that motherfricker named Mario Luigi Ferrari
there was a hot mic moment before this where she said she wanted to shoutout his daughter's birth I thought that was sweet.
Almost chucked
Successfully sneeded
oh my god this is real and I could've been watching this the whole time
I don't have cable, please someone save this down for me.
Guys, there's an entire live broadcast of the game hosted by SpongeBob and Patrick themselves.
Next year they should have live commentary from Halo's Captain King. 3 hours of just stoic breathing and the occasional sound of a shield recharging.
Hmm, gotta hook em when they're young so they can replace all the concussion'd players, huh?
THEY DIDN'T AIR THE FRICKING KICK THAT TIED THE GAME
>blocks the woman of color
uhhh.....
Based Chudward
Common spongeGOD and GODward W
DID SHE REALLY somebody post a clip NOW i beg of you
how does squidward breathe? Why is he human sized?
>minite
Why are zoomers so illiterate?
>is that sunburn on your back
>I'm a lobster. It's boil-burn.
why is this t mobile song so good wtf
Its a parody of a pre existing good song.
link it please
>Knuckles ad
Did Patrick just say goddamn?
How do I get into sports?
>THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
>THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
>THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
All super bowls should be like this.
This close? Are they not usually?
Having Spongebob and Patrick.
As someone who doesn't give a shit about who wins having shit like this is pretty cool.
Who would you think would make a great pair to commentate?
Would it better if they were from the same show or would characters from different shows work better
Rick and Morty (With Justin Roiland voicing them again)
Didn't we already get this and it was fricking awful?
If I remember he played fortnite with Ninja or something.
Away with you Justin
Ren and Stimpy
Rocko and Filburt
CatDog
Zim and GIR
Toph and Sokka (half of Toph's banter will be her making jokes about being blind)
They had Raphael in the Christmas broadcast but it was on his own, if they paired him with Donnie or Mikey it would've been better.
>Overtime...
Mr. Krabs not gonna pay
OVERTIME?!
Kek, perfect reaction.
Right, I forgot
SHUT UP DORA
Frick, I missed her.
Dora with the bantz
Apparently Dora the Explorer's commentary is quite the savage.
https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1756846542529400924?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1756846542529400924%7Ctwgr%5E57ff5d74af9b8d7c28ad4115fb900d9ee07471fc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F1aonut8%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse
what the frick is that link
Dora's a chad.
I guess at some point Dora asked if the team needed a map.
That’s hilarious. Does she have a new va? Boots sounds the same
Didn't Dora end at least a decade ago? I know they did that live-action movie that was barely related to the show.
I think they want to reboot it. I can’t fricking believe they have to put cartoons on the Super Bowl to gather eyes now.
this is unhinged but im all for it.
What’s wrong with him?
Bro, this is the most zoomer/alpha thing I'm seeing. I'm losing my shit over this.
What's the name of that song
How will Butch haters react when they bring back VA commentary using Cosmo and Wanda?
For frick’s sake, how many cartoons are they going to bring in?
how the frick is this less cringe and more funny than that weird rick & morty crossover stream
Because anything is less cringe and more funny than rick and morty
Probably because the actual game isn't being played by the commentators and they're paired with actual professionals in the field.
How the frick did Ninja even become a famous streamer? He barley said anything, Justin at least tried.
?feature=shared
surprisingly good chemistry and good improve instead of just putting on the voice.
>They start freaking out every time the camaera pans to Taylor Swift
lol
>PROPOSAL CAM
PROPOSAL CAM
>PROPOSAL CAM
PROPOSAL CAM
>PROPOSAL CAM
PROPOSAL CAM
Did Taylor Shit's team lose?
No lol, they turned it around last second.
Aw, shit.
patrickbros we cant stop winning
He's a goofy goober
NFL rigs it once more for the Mutt.
SWEET SWEET VICTORY PLAYING
I hate Taylor Swift so goddamn much.
Join the club.
Don’t worry, she sold her soul to the ~~*industry*~~ and is settling for some dudebro instead of her first love.
Can she maybe...not find any love?
And just go away?
You think she’s hooking up with these losers for LOVE?! Nah, there’s going to be a brutal divorce, as her overlords need it to be, then she’s going to end up childless and alone. I think she’s like 35 already
Good.
And apparently the guy she's with is kinda violent, maybe he'll smack her around some.
That shit’s guaranteed. He’s going to put her in a cage and have her fight his mistress Michael Vic style
She peaked with John Mayer that dudes the man
>unironically saying "dudebro"
My bad, I meant “random butthole no one cares about outside of football” that’s on me for being lazy
What does she actually sing?
She's one nasty b***h, here's the fricking proof...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izo-iDQMFQQ
And before you ask, NO, I did not pop a boner to ANY of this
I see no gyatt here
taylors gyatt would be so phat and juicy the videos would be agre restricted
18+ website
agre restricted videos wont embed
>gyatt
Can you mystery meat zoomers stop coming up with random meaningless hoodtiktok neologism every other week and just use normal fricking words
>amerifat calling anyone else mystery meat
lel
Get off Cinemaphile, your curry's getting cold
18+ website kiddos
hopefully Donald comes back to the white house so that'll make her cry.
You will never get laid
Nope, and Taylor Swift will never frick this guy. What’s your point?
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
Chiefs are the new Patriots. Goddaamit I wanted Purdy and CMC to get rings
Exactly, this is Mahome’s third fricking ring dude. I’m sick of it
I feel so depressed and im not even a big fan of football
hitlerbros we cant stop winning
he cannott grow a beard
never heard of this rock paper scissors cartoon. absolute kino
Speaking of disappointing, all that hype and Gronk misses. It was so bad that the black mentor figure, Carl, fricking died shortly after
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Let the corpo israelites know you don’t accept this bullshit.
How could you have a subscription in the first place? Whatever, so long as you don’t give them anymore money
You get a free month if you buy something from walmart online
I signed up for the one week free trial. I was going to give them one month of money if they didn’t push that trash Taylor Swift shit along with letting Mediocre Mahomes steal another Super Bowl, but I had my subscription canceled within about 45 seconds of that last overtime trash.
Good man. At least they can’t win thrice in a row, can they?
I mean this isn’t a sports board but I’ll just say, the NFL has become a pussy pile of shit designed to protect moneymakers rather than actually play a good solid game of football over the last decade or so.
If Mediocre Mahomes had to play against any defense from the 80s, or 90s, or 00s, or before he wouldn’t be able to pull his little trick of hanging around and hanging around doing just enough to be there to steal the game at the last minute. Rather, he did end up pooping and crying on the ground like the protected little baby he is.
I wouldn’t mind if a few defensive players with balls next season decide to just fold him in half in the first game and leave him shitting in a bag for the rest of the season.
You’re right, this isn’t the sports board, but your hatred is palpable. I love it, give in to your anger and tell us how the cartoon characters of that era would react to the super bowl of today.
If you watch what's legally considered "entertainment" more than an actual competitive sport by law, then you're legally not human.
Bugs Bunny would’ve had a field day shoving sticks of dynamite a Patrick Mahomes’ ass.
Nah, he’d do something cartoonier like make him hold a bundle of dynamite in the shape of a football and give him a reason to hold on to it
Do you know that brings up one good point here.
Why don’t studios do cartoons anymore where are they parody celebrities the way they used to do back in the classic Warner Brothers years?
because blackrock or whoever that pays to produce cartoons sleeps around with celebrities
hence why you will always see Awkwafina or some other washed up celeb appear in animated movies
Am I the only one still in the stream watching Rock Paper Scissors like a fricking chad?
Is it the premiere?
It was but now its nick at nite slop so I'm leaving.
I saw it too, that Scissors guy is probably the most horrible way you could design a scissor-based character
im so sorry but i think hes kinda hot
Get out of my sight
The character designs make me happy. Simple and not gay or ugly
Scissors is unironically the only good design here
You mean rock, right?
I like all of their designs. I hope this show finally ends Spongebobs reign.
how else could you have really designed him?
The episode with the landlord was clever enough, if they had more lively animation I could see this as worthy as the classic Nicktoons.
I was surprised actually laughed a few times watching it.
Is there a clip of the sweet victory song being played at the superbowl?
Someone explain the Taylor Swift memes. Why does everyone hate her?
Just her and her fans are annoying. NFL kept putting her in a spotlight since she’s dating Kelce
And her music is just the baseline of generic
I will admit she had some pop hits back in 2013-2015/16 but I stopped listening to pop after 2016. I just don’t see the hype about it
There’s a lot of man-hating in her music too.
can someone TL;DR me on how OT works now?
>both teams get only one (1) chance to score
>INT, TO, safety, and timer running out removes that chance
>if there's still time left and both the first and second team still tied after failing their "chance", proceed to OT2
is this correct?
I meant,
>regardless if there's still time left
This was actually really fun to watch and several people I was with who aren't sports fans were engaged simply because of the commentary or jokes. I think this was a wise move for the NFL.
Does Sandy have the Cheeks, right?
handegg sport will never be a thing
im just curious but did anybody record or archive it? i don't really care since i already saw it live its more out of curiosity since i imagine some sperg cares
that was… a trip
Look who's coming
>Oprah Finfrey
>big fish lips
How did they get away with that but not making her fat as frick? Unless she’s slimmed down since I last saw her?