I don’t give a frick about anything other than straight kid Jon being brought back you massive fricking homosexual. He’s back? I’m back.
Don’t tell me how to spend my money you broke ass piece of shit.
>you have to spend your money like my ESL homosexual ass demands!!!
No. If straight kid Jon is brought back and gay teen Jon shipped off to the future or space or something all three of those books are immediately on my pull. Otherwise I’ll continue not buying like I have since Bendis arrived in 2018.
Does anybody know if jon will show up at all? I could still probably snag each of the previous issues but I refuse to do so if gay teen Jon is in this event in any capacity even for a page.
If only they’d bring straight kid Jon back from space I’d have superman, action and (if relaunched) super sons on my pull immediately.
Does anybody know if jon will show up at all? I could still probably snag each of the previous issues but I refuse to do so if gay teen Jon is in this event in any capacity even for a page.
If only they’d bring straight kid Jon back from space I’d have superman, action and (if relaunched) super sons on my pull immediately.
>If only they’d bring straight kid Jon back from space I’d have superman, action and (if relaunched) super sons on my pull immediately.
You fricking delustional moron, if buy that shit that gives them even more of a reason to shove their beliefs into those books. Why the frick are comicbook readers so guilible? You guys fall for the same gimmick shit over and over and get all confused when another shitty story is released.
>you have to spend your money like my ESL homosexual ass demands!!!
No. If straight kid Jon is brought back and gay teen Jon shipped off to the future or space or something all three of those books are immediately on my pull. Otherwise I’ll continue not buying like I have since Bendis arrived in 2018.
Fricking moron, why the frick are you supporting the company who made that dumbass decision in the first place? You're aware that DC consistently messes up their own characters and stories even if it seems like "oh they'll get it right this time."
How do you not see past that you stupid low IQ piece of shit?
Sorry you're such a fricking dumbass that has never learned how to spend money on anything that truely matters. Fricking delusional dipshit. Your the exact audience that DC loves to scam. Maybe you idiots deserve all those shitty stories, you fall for them everytime.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ladderbro please have a nice day
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Seethe more poopskin
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ladderbro please have a nice day
Remind yourself of that when Superman gets raped by russians for a 2nd time from the company you gay over.
>you have to spend your money like my ESL homosexual ass demands!!!
No. If straight kid Jon is brought back and gay teen Jon shipped off to the future or space or something all three of those books are immediately on my pull. Otherwise I’ll continue not buying like I have since Bendis arrived in 2018.
I don’t give a frick about anything other than straight kid Jon being brought back you massive fricking homosexual. He’s back? I’m back.
Don’t tell me how to spend my money you broke ass piece of shit.
Why are grown ass adults so obsessed with a child character?
Super sons has been reprinted more than any DC series in the last 40 years. Not even court of owls has been reprinted as many times.
Seethe more homosexual.
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Anonymous
Reprints mean nothing when no one except a few niche seething buttholes are the ones who can't let go of the past. Lets go ask random people who Jon is? He's not fricking popular and he's never going to be ungayged. No one is reading Supersons b***h.
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>reprints mean nothing
It’s literally their most successful omnibus in the last three decades while they look for a way to compete with the shonen market, what the frick are you talking about?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How come Super Sons is never on any of the GN sales charts then?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
because none of DC’s trades are. They sell like month old, irradiated milk
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Anonymous
No, that Hibbs guy does the bookscan sales charts for all the American publishers every year and Super Sons is never with the DC books. In 2023 the top selling DC books were. No Super Sons. >Teen Titans: Robin - 34K >Watchmen - 24K >Sandman Book One - 23K >Batman Year One - 19K >Batman '89 - 16K >Killing Joke - 15K >Batman Who Laughs - 12K >Watchmen (Hardcover) - 11K >Beast Boy Loves Raven - 10K
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Anonymous
Those sales are so fricking bad.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Note that Bookscan only tracks like 85% of the market and while it does track Amazon it doesn't track comic book stores, digital sales (last I checked) or websites like IST or CGN.
I mean I doubt it would be that much better with that tracked, but still.
2 weeks ago
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>I mean I doubt it would be that much better with that tracked
Consdering capeshit comics are dead you're right.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
NTA I’d note that gay jon kent, Superman and action comics aren’t there either.
He’s older now dude. Move on. He ain’t getting younger.
They even
Have teen version of him on Superman & Lois.
Kid Jon ain’t coming back until synergy with James Gunn’s 4th Superman sequel, which won’t be until 2038 if Gunn movies are a success
He wasn't a great character and super sons wasn't a great comic. And if you really had a son or a nephew you'd be well aware that kids like manga and anime, not comics.
You’re seething so hard you samegayged three separate times to bait.
Yea we all know how to edit the HTML anon. Unless I’m supposed to believe “both” of you were for something reason still lurking to reply immediately on a thread that was mostly dead. More likely you waited a few extra moments on the cool down.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You got proof of any of this?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The fact that you’ll “both” never reply before the cool down runs out.
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So zero proof? Fricking dumbass.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sure. You have no proof and now you're b***hing out.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean let’s be real here anon, “both” of you were right there to “prove me wrong” with your edited screenshots and yet now “one of you” is missing to prove me wrong by beating the cool down. It’s as obvious as can be you pathetic chode.
2 weeks ago
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>Still zero proof
I don't give a frick about the other guy, where's the evidence were the same anon?
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>I-I-I didnt samegay! Stop saying that >n-no proof! >debunked!
Kek I accept your concession
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Anonymous
The fact that you’ll “both” never reply before the cool down runs out.
Why are you so angry? I didn't even see the other anon's screencap post until I posted mine. Guess he thought you were a deranged lunatic as well.
He’s older now dude. Move on. He ain’t getting younger.
They even
Have teen version of him on Superman & Lois.
Kid Jon ain’t coming back until synergy with James Gunn’s 4th Superman sequel, which won’t be until 2038 if Gunn movies are a success
He wasn't a great character and super sons wasn't a great comic. And if you really had a son or a nephew you'd be well aware that kids like manga and anime, not comics.
>STOP POSTING THINGS ABOUT JON ON MYYYY MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM >M-M-MOVE ON!!
Kaminski is getting so desperate at this point lol. This dude has driven the Superman office into the fricking ground
If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's Brainiac 5, considering this is a Brainiac event and that seems like the likeliest person for Kara to date while also being relevant to this whole House of Brainiac story.
You actually made me check cause I was curious and her date isn't really brought up at all in the second part.
I really don't think it's some Chekhov's Gun that'll be important later.
She already mentioned Brainiac 5 being her ex in Part 2, when she was yelling at Prime Brainiac.
Nah, she mentions him to Kon around the end, not to Brainiac, and how he taught her some things.
As shown in next month’s Action Comics
Who?
I thought it would be Brainiac 5 since it says House of Brainiacs
The jokes write themselves at this point.
What joke
Uh oh.
As a fellow Kryptonian, he could actually get her pregnant.
Frick off
What now bros?
wtf?
Its that darkie from Great Britain that keeps making blacked threads.
Ignore and move on. He's usually the only one in his threads anyway
Apparently, it’s real
Post pics from tomorrow’s issue then shitposter.
Based Jon poster.
Why do people still bother with DC....
What do you mean?
Why do people bother with capeshit in general?
Casuals aren't reading these stories, it's just a few obsessed manchildren online.
Considering their sales nobody does.
Does anybody know if jon will show up at all? I could still probably snag each of the previous issues but I refuse to do so if gay teen Jon is in this event in any capacity even for a page.
If only they’d bring straight kid Jon back from space I’d have superman, action and (if relaunched) super sons on my pull immediately.
>If only they’d bring straight kid Jon back from space I’d have superman, action and (if relaunched) super sons on my pull immediately.
You fricking delustional moron, if buy that shit that gives them even more of a reason to shove their beliefs into those books. Why the frick are comicbook readers so guilible? You guys fall for the same gimmick shit over and over and get all confused when another shitty story is released.
>you have to spend your money like my ESL homosexual ass demands!!!
No. If straight kid Jon is brought back and gay teen Jon shipped off to the future or space or something all three of those books are immediately on my pull. Otherwise I’ll continue not buying like I have since Bendis arrived in 2018.
You shouldn't buy from DC at all. They will continue to shove that shit in there.
>fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
I don’t give a frick about anything other than straight kid Jon being brought back you massive fricking homosexual. He’s back? I’m back.
Don’t tell me how to spend my money you broke ass piece of shit.
Fricking moron, why the frick are you supporting the company who made that dumbass decision in the first place? You're aware that DC consistently messes up their own characters and stories even if it seems like "oh they'll get it right this time."
How do you not see past that you stupid low IQ piece of shit?
Sorry you're such a fricking dumbass that has never learned how to spend money on anything that truely matters. Fricking delusional dipshit. Your the exact audience that DC loves to scam. Maybe you idiots deserve all those shitty stories, you fall for them everytime.
Ladderbro please have a nice day
Seethe more poopskin
Remind yourself of that when Superman gets raped by russians for a 2nd time from the company you gay over.
He ain’t coming back bro.
He’s queer teen now.
We even see his future self in the Wonder Woman backups currently.
Some of these anons have tricked themselves into believing that DC will change when history has proven otherwise.
Seethe more poopskins
Why are grown ass adults so obsessed with a child character?
Because he was a great character, and super sons a great comic, to introduce a son or nephew to comics with.
Why are so many homosexuals like you obsessed with staying so ignorant to what should be remarkably obvious.
>inb4 le pedo
>inb4 le shota
Blow your degenerate brains out if you can’t see a child and think sexual shit
Your comics are dead. Move on.
Nobody is moving on. Accept it.
>Nobody is moving on.
Sales state overwise.
Super sons has been reprinted more than any DC series in the last 40 years. Not even court of owls has been reprinted as many times.
Seethe more homosexual.
Reprints mean nothing when no one except a few niche seething buttholes are the ones who can't let go of the past. Lets go ask random people who Jon is? He's not fricking popular and he's never going to be ungayged. No one is reading Supersons b***h.
>reprints mean nothing
It’s literally their most successful omnibus in the last three decades while they look for a way to compete with the shonen market, what the frick are you talking about?
How come Super Sons is never on any of the GN sales charts then?
because none of DC’s trades are. They sell like month old, irradiated milk
No, that Hibbs guy does the bookscan sales charts for all the American publishers every year and Super Sons is never with the DC books. In 2023 the top selling DC books were. No Super Sons.
>Teen Titans: Robin - 34K
>Watchmen - 24K
>Sandman Book One - 23K
>Batman Year One - 19K
>Batman '89 - 16K
>Killing Joke - 15K
>Batman Who Laughs - 12K
>Watchmen (Hardcover) - 11K
>Beast Boy Loves Raven - 10K
Those sales are so fricking bad.
Note that Bookscan only tracks like 85% of the market and while it does track Amazon it doesn't track comic book stores, digital sales (last I checked) or websites like IST or CGN.
I mean I doubt it would be that much better with that tracked, but still.
>I mean I doubt it would be that much better with that tracked
Consdering capeshit comics are dead you're right.
NTA I’d note that gay jon kent, Superman and action comics aren’t there either.
You’re seething so hard you samegayged three separate times to bait.
Fricking moron.
Yea we all know how to edit the HTML anon. Unless I’m supposed to believe “both” of you were for something reason still lurking to reply immediately on a thread that was mostly dead. More likely you waited a few extra moments on the cool down.
You got proof of any of this?
The fact that you’ll “both” never reply before the cool down runs out.
So zero proof? Fricking dumbass.
I accept your concession
Sure. You have no proof and now you're b***hing out.
I mean let’s be real here anon, “both” of you were right there to “prove me wrong” with your edited screenshots and yet now “one of you” is missing to prove me wrong by beating the cool down. It’s as obvious as can be you pathetic chode.
>Still zero proof
I don't give a frick about the other guy, where's the evidence were the same anon?
>I-I-I didnt samegay! Stop saying that
>n-no proof!
>debunked!
Kek I accept your concession
Why are you so angry? I didn't even see the other anon's screencap post until I posted mine. Guess he thought you were a deranged lunatic as well.
Try again.
He’s older now dude. Move on. He ain’t getting younger.
They even
Have teen version of him on Superman & Lois.
Kid Jon ain’t coming back until synergy with James Gunn’s 4th Superman sequel, which won’t be until 2038 if Gunn movies are a success
>I’ll try again!
>j-j-just move on
See:
Superman having a son is a asinine idea away.
>2038
I doubt America will be stable enough for that to come out.
He wasn't a great character and super sons wasn't a great comic. And if you really had a son or a nephew you'd be well aware that kids like manga and anime, not comics.
Nah, he's under Taylor's control conveniently in a Titans mission.
>STOP POSTING THINGS ABOUT JON ON MYYYY MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM
>M-M-MOVE ON!!
Kaminski is getting so desperate at this point lol. This dude has driven the Superman office into the fricking ground
This. It’s actually gotten pretty transparent. He was clearly lurking and defending the Paige power girl run in that thread too.
Berganza was a clown but not a single Superman office book has been good since he was ousted.
Superman should be the ONLY KRYPTONIAN. Supergirl was already pushing it.
Some anons here frustrate themselves too much by forcing themselves to witness the state of the big 2 comicbooks.
So Supergirl is going to lose her virginity to some black guy?
She’s already dated Brainiac 5. That pre-crisis history is back according to the latest issue.
They never had sex in those old stories though.
Retro-active continuity has it that he was her first.
>House of Brainiac
Next month's Action Comics is Kara and Connor fighting Brainiac, you race-fetish weirdo.
So OP posts fanfic and you just roll with it for the sake of outrage?
ZodCHADS we won, we're tainting the House of El with ZOD genes. Now they just have to make Mexican Superman canon.
I wanted him to bang Powergirl though, not Supergirl.
You're not believing this shit, right? Look at the filenames, it's the same old blacked shitposter.
I read H of B parts 1 & 2.
They do keep putting emphasis on Kara’s missed date.
Like foreshadowing.
If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's Brainiac 5, considering this is a Brainiac event and that seems like the likeliest person for Kara to date while also being relevant to this whole House of Brainiac story.
She already mentioned Brainiac 5 being her ex in Part 2, when she was yelling at Prime Brainiac.
Oh, I haven't kept up, in that case I'm not so sure then.
That said, it's most definitely not Val-Zod, OP's shitposting is very recognizable.
You actually made me check cause I was curious and her date isn't really brought up at all in the second part.
I really don't think it's some Chekhov's Gun that'll be important later.
Nah, she mentions him to Kon around the end, not to Brainiac, and how he taught her some things.
Kon should say hi to his half sister Lena.
How pathetic is kaminski that he’s samegayging on Cinemaphile at this point lol
Having Supergirl date an alt Superman would be like Batman dating an alt Robin. Too weird.
For the record I don't like Lana and Steel either
Hopefully it goes better than her last date.
World’s Finest takes place 10 years in the past. No way has she been abstinent since then.
Well she died, came back rebooted, and then lately got unrebooted. So who knows.
Did she replace Matrix’s spot of being Luthor’s cum dumpster during Death of Superman?
Doubt it, Matrix is probably still counted as a separate character.
This looks like a job for Rich Johnston.
We know your here Rich. Give us the skinny.