>Superhero geek becomes a superhero
>They never start out a fat basement dweller
What’s even the point of making them a geek then I’d they’re already hot
>Superhero geek becomes a superhero
>They never start out a fat basement dweller
What’s even the point of making them a geek then I’d they’re already hot
I want to marry and impregnate Kamala kahn.
That's pretty damn based. Give her that Haram meat, b***hes love Haram meat.
A Haram package
so when are they gonna stop beating around the bush and just giver her a harem?
When she stops beating around her own bush.
It should've been me!
I'm halal
Adding al to the end of your name doesn't make your dealings with underage girls kosher.
What a prostitute!
Would Kamala react well to being a teen mom
Well, she would have a husband, so she'd be pretty secure and well off
Yeah but he would be a Cinemaphile user.
Better than nothing
I'm a massive nerd and I'm thin as a stick.
A log is still a stick, technically
We're not all redwood logs like you.
>massive nerd
>thin as a stick
so which one is it anon?
Are any Kamala edits still on?
To be relatable to teenagers and not the average american adult
I liked Kamala when I was 14. I'm 22 now and I still like her. When was the point where I was supposed to stop liking her?
To appeal to teen geeks.
Not to adult losers like you who still live with their parents
Post Kamala memes
I just want to wrap my arms around her from behind and kiss her neck
Imagine her still wearing that suit as she wrapped her thighs around your neck?
Not into that
You sir have no taste if you can't imagine the smell & feel of her legs
While I'm performing cunilingus sure, but I'm not into femdom
If it works with Peter Parker then it can work with Kamala Khan
Peter was still pretty new & written by actual writers who had a vision about a genuine character. He also wasn't a spinoff of an existing character. Kamala doesn't have any of what made Peter special.
I think he met Kamala being not fat and a nerd
Though now I ship original Peter with Kamala
Kamala is a nerd though considering she's an intern at the new Oscorp working under Peter.
>Kamala going back in time and taking Incel Peter’s V-card so she’ll get extra breaks at work
>she gets back to the current day
>Peter's busy telling the Skip story to some poor kid, except this time it's a monstrous stretchy brown babysitter that lured him in
>Grown man Peter having the spider sense go off haywire when Kamala touches his arm
>His story just ended up convincing the kid to frick his teenage girl babysitter
>psychologically Peter's scarred by & fearful of the sight of brown skinned women
>at the same time he also has a femdom fetish that makes him subservient to any woman with even a tan
>That body swap with Kamala has him constantly jerking off in shame
>That time he met Miles’ mom and started kneeling
>Present-day Peter suddenly gains the unexplainable, irresistible urge to pound his young brown skinned co-worker's pussy into oblivion.
That’s not even getting into him meeting Kamala for the first time that one time and feeling a strange urge to breed her
Imagine the sex.
It’s a nervous brown virgin with no experience outside Fanfiction and a Peter who has been conditioned to be dommee. It’s gonna be a mess
A beautiful mess, though
Yeah it’s a lot of stains on their costumes
Indeed.
We need more Kamala x Peter content out there.
Why is Kamala white with purple eyes in here?
>Kamala realizing she should've obsessed over any other hero than Carol
"Perhaps I shouldn't have spent all night playing World of Warcraft. Should have been Street Fighter instead"
Don't be silly, anon. Girls can't play video games. Plus her parents would never have bought her a console.
She inherited her older brother’s, after he became woke.
Kamala is already established as a gamer girl. Plus she has PC with a gamer controller
Need more Gamer Girl Kamala in this attire. Maybe change it into a kind of thong/panties with a crop top
>playing (NOT)WoW
Trash. Terrible gamer.
You never seen her play. How would you know?
Because she plays bad game.
So does everyone else. What's your point?
That'd be Butterball but he was a good boy.
Wtf is that reaction all about? Why is Pym grossed out by his question?
It hurts his ego.
Why? Because he's asking about Cap? The frick, dude? Is Pym really that insecure? Cap is a national treasure, but this kid also just licked his butthole clean with all the compliments. Fricking hell, Hank, get a grip.
Would anyone be interested in doing some edits on Kamala & stuff. I remember someone from a previous thread with Kamala doing edits & giving her big breasts on that one comic page
Me
Are you the same one?
Yeah
Alright then. Was wondering if you remembered last time involving this? With Kamala wearing a lewd version of this outfit
Same with this, but her superhero costume would have all the blue removed, including her skirt. Showing her skin
I didn't notice these were posted, I'll try
What to edit here?
friendly reminder Kamala is easy to hypnotize
That shnozz calls me. It tempts me to do forbidden things.
>When I eat her anus
Prime is a basement dweller
He fricks Gwen
When did Cinemaphile come up with this plotline?
Like 2 months or so?
Nah, it's been around for at least over a year at this point
>TFW no NEET couple series
They run a comic shop together with the threads done. Kamala sometimes gets involved as well from time to time, depending on where the DC-Marvel thread goes. With Kamala, she's often a customer and somewhat of a third member. Provided she isn't being sued by Hal and Carol at the time, she's also a Supes fangirl too.
She doesn’t get sued, she sues Hal
Guy is roommates with Peter Parker
Oh yeah, she tries to sue Hal but it always go horrendously wrong. Most often with her lawsuit being turned on her, her repuation ruined, and being disavowed and thrown under the bus by Carol. Partially due to the fact that her fanfiction was shown publicly which tanked her case and damaged her standing due to being a filthy and haram degenerate
She’ll probably end up dating him afterwards and it’ll be a thing they can laugh about with their kids
That would be nice, if it weren't for the fact that Hal and Carol are also in a relationship as well. Which is where part of the disavowment comes from as well, IIRC. Turns out trying to sue a married man and then having your lawsuit turned around isn't very good for your public image. Especially if even the GLA won't take you.
She and the kid will just be Hal’s second family that Carol only finds out about after his death fighting some space god or something
That would be a great red lantern origin story.
But who is the red lantern. The Danvers kid who is mad their happy home was nothing but a lie so their dad could bang some brown teenager or the Khan kid who is mad about being a dirty little secret their whole life
I was thinking more of Carol herself as her ring shatters away into a red lantern ring right there, but you could easily have the kids go full red and trying to beat each other with there mutual fathers corose right there.
>See Kamala, this is why you should've stuck to writing shitty fanfiction like Gwen. Now look at the mess you're in
>Clark you gotta help me some desperate house wife is trying to kill me!
>You really gotta stop writing crossover slashfiction.
Ferris? I thought this was Danvers
Though Hal fricking around with all 3 women seems plausible. He can be a dick
Kamala would just get called a homewrecker again
Perhaps Kamala should've considered taking Prime and Gwenpool's offer to stay in their basement before being hunted by a cosmically powered Red Lantern.
>Episode where Laurie shows up and Gwen is getting left behind by Prime when he wants to stop obsessing over comics for her
Prime was funny.
I legitimately thought you meant the Malibu hero named Prime until I expanded your thumbnail, and I'm disappointed that you didn't since those comics aren't mentioned enough around here.
>No Prime/Kamala /ss/
Because of whatever "dirty laundry" Quesada didn't want out in the open about Marvel's acquisition of Malibu when asked if those characters would ever appear again twenty years ago, that isn't the only thing we'll never get. We'll never get ANYTHING involving them again because the Big 2 destroy everything they touch. Like when DC bought Wildstorm, which I suppose also destroyed them since it put Jim Lee firmly up their asses.
True plus Kamala doesn’t need child molester added onto her sheet here
Who the hell is this?
Prime. He was a superhero from Malibu Comics' Ultraverse, a teenaged boy who could cover himself in goo that became a Shazam-esque adult body around him. He was a member of Ultraforce, their biggest superteam. They even had a cartoon. Ghoul was my favorite member. I always pictured Hardcase as Mel Gibson.
Aside, Malibu was also the publisher who put out Men in Black. Their coloring company was what Marvel really wanted when they bought them, and they had the balls to brag about their corporate shenanigans in print to boot.
Also the co-creator of Prime Gerard Jones is now in prison for possession of child pornography
fat kamala would still be hot
Only if she wears the black swimsuit
nah she could still rock a cookie-crumbed t-shirt and undersized pair of of embarrassing superhero pajama pants
>nah she could still rock a cookie-crumbed t-shirt and undersized pair of of embarrassing superhero pajama pants
Only if she teased by female villains
I really hope when Kamala becomes college age, she starts wearing Carol’s old black Ms Marvel outfit.
You didnt want the fat superhero with the magic backpack
This is the future you wanted
Marvel Rising Kamala is hugely overlooked
No one watched Marvel Rising.
>It's unpopular therefore ignore the cutie
No
I mean Kamala's comics are bad but she herself is cute. The cartoon is bad though so no one watched it even just for Kamala.
>comics bad but Kamala's cute
>show bad but Kamala...ugly
I'm sorry, Marvel Rising is shit but you can't say this is not the cutest Kamala has ever looked just because of a hive minded avoidance of it
I never said Kamala ugly.
So my original question stands. Why ignore a cute design because "no one watched it"?
There's clearly some awareness of it.
I never said to ignore the cute Kamala. Only that no one watched the show so that's why no one brings it up.
Because Cinemaphile uniformly hates that era of Marvel cartoons. I don't get why the lack of lewds admittedly.
I watched it & there are alot of cute designs. Kamala has the cutest design
>>They never start out a fat basement dweller
Kick-ass was a skinny effeminate basement dweller who the whole school thought was gay
*slaps explicit Green Lantern/Ms. Marvel reverse-NTR fanfiction compilation on the table*
>Your honor, my client Hal Jordan is innocent.
>Entire paragraph devoted to Hal saying he’s tired of Carol’s sagging breasts as it becomes semi spitefic against Carol since Kamala wrote it during civil war II
*drops a stack of voyeuristic Green Lantern/Captain Marvel fanfics on the floor*
Kamala Khan is not a threat to society unlike the defendant Hal Jordan.
>Hands out printed copies of Kamala’s superhero fandom board messages that mention her rape fantasies involving Hal Jordan and how she wishes she could act them out with him
She’s a degenerate, people.
Your honor, strike that from the records.
>You can’t strike what they already heard. Personally, even I was offended when Ms Khan wrote “Hal Jordan, the Specter had forced Kamala’s mother to suckle his member, making her swallow his Holy Spirit while Kamala jerk offd with a cross”
I think Kamala may have to take up Prime and Gwenpool's offer to stay in their basement after this
She will but Gwen always gives her the evil eye whenever she talks to Clark too long
Gwen's a fellow smut writer and sicko, she's the one who offerred Kamala a place to stay in the first place.
>It's okay, Kam. You don't need to worry about everything to much. You're still standing
>Even after you weregetting trash thrown at you by that angry mob after the court case.
>And avoiding getting stoned by the really radical muslim villains.
>And all those voicecalls from her family, friends, and collegues disavowing and blacklisting her.
>And generally writing stuff that Prime says makes me look like a saint.
>And-
>Gwen, she's already passed out from crying too much. Just tuck her in bed already.
Fortunately, Kamala can find some solace in being with people whose lives have already burned down around them at least once
True, if anything she and Kamala write in their free time between Kamala sponging off the couple
She pays rent with writing commissions. Most of the sick stuff people are into is stuff she already did. The Hal ones are the hardest to write for now
Is Kamala working at the store now?
Custodian
>Kamala getting confused for Mexican since she’s the basically the maid now
Damn it, Stan! Well at least that way, people won't instantly recognize her and increase the store graffiti and vandalism by 15%
>Yeah, like we said over the phone, the basement is much worse in person. Like five people died in here and they never found the killer, so its probably haunted... anyway the rent is a hundred and twenty a day and the deposit is due by Saturday.
Look on the bright side, Kamala. Your new home celebrates Christmas instead of whatever brown Christmas your family did
>*rumble rumble*
>BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE MOLE MAN!
>Gwen, who the hell is this guy?
>That's just the Mole Man, he fights the Fantastic 4 sometimes.
>Yes, and I'm here to claim my prize! Kamala Khan, you are over a month late on my commissions. Where are they?
>Wait, wait, wait, what commissions?
>Well-
>Prime, commissions are a sacred bond between the commissioner and artist. You can't just butt in and demand to know without consent.
>He just busted through the floor and is already ruining the foundation of this place. The place that I was going to use for myself.
>What were you going tonuse it for?
>None of your business.
>Enough of this! I, The Mole Man, demand recompense from your overdue tithes!
>Kamala, just give the freak what he wants so you can start paying us too.
>I can't, I didn't save my work and my parents already destroyed my laptop. I was typing on Word!
>You what?!
>Fools! You've stolen from The Mole Man, and now I shall take your home! Minions, drag this dwelling below so it may be your new pit!
>...You know, we can let you sleep on our couch and pay rent there. Maybe that would be better?
>...I'll take it.
>Let's just get out of here already. This sucks.
Does this mean Mole Man is Kamala’s new roommate
Oh god, no. She's just gonna crash in their couch, pay her side of the rent, and struggle with being confused for a Mexican maid
>Even Prime and Gwen start mistaking Kamala for Mexican, sometimes asking her to translate spanish comics like the one Gwen Stacy Mexican comic series
>Damn it, I hate it when some aashole does first release leaks in another language. Don't they how annoying it is to deal with rushed-translations?
>I don't see the big deal, you guys could always translate them yourselves?
>Yeah, right. Raise your hand if you've never completed or took a high-school Spanish class.
>Gwen...
>Well I got a C one time, and I passed the class.
>Getting a borderline F does not count as passing a class!
>I can at least speak the language.
>Singing Suavamente and retelling Mexican shitposts does not count!
>I can pick up terms from them!
>Like hell you can. Khan, just translate this shit already.
>Why me?
>Because you're Mexican?
>Prime, that's just the cover you guys use for me at the shop, remember?
>Crap, that's right. You're a muslim.
>Arabic, this isn't even the first time you guys have mistook me for being spanish. Gwen, you once tried to get my opinion on hard and soft shelled tacos for dinner last week.
>I can't help it, it's Mr. Stanley's fault! He's the creep who keeps on calling you the spanish help. He's just been rubbing off on us is all.
>Well it still hurts, you guys know me already, not him.
>Aw, we're sorry Kam. It won't happen again.
>Really?
>Promise.
>Yeah yeah, everyone's sorry, now can you translate this or not?
>Well yeah but not perfectly.
>I'll take 50 off your rent and put it on Gwen
>Hey!
>Deal
>Prime, what the hell?
>You remember that bet on who would call Khan a Mexican girl first? You lost
>Hmph, puta
>
>Stanley keeps bugging Kamala saying he’ll get her a green card if she gets hitched
>He wants a bangmaid
>It's a wedding episode and the gang has to figure out a way to either call off the marriage or get Kamal out of there
>Because if Kamala gets hitched to Stanley, they'll be complicit in potential underage marriage by law and everyone's going to jail
>And also becaue Kamala is Gwen's friend and Kamala would rather much avoid marriage for a long time after the Hal incident
>Kamala aging herself up Arisia style to just barely skirt the law
>Hal’s law has secured that teenage girls can be treated like adults if artificially aged
Once again Hal destroys Kamala’s future
>Another night where Kamala can’t sleep due to Primepool sex above her
>Esos bastardos
Prime/Gwenpool/Kamala threeesome when?
His birthday
>Kamala: Ok, maybe this isn't the right place for me
>Gwen: Where are you gonna go?
>*The Maxx pops up out of nowhere*
>Maxx: You can stay in my cardboard box
>Kamala: Great, its perfect.
>Gwen: B-but
>Maxx: The rent is 50 bucks a month
>Kamala: I'll take it
>Prime: Well that just happened
She’ll come crawling back
>Somehow, the cardboard box is actually more comfortable than Prime and Gwen's basement
Ms. Walters, do you have any counter-arguments in regards to the evidence passed out by Mr. Murdock, that also contains the excerpts already read out loud here
?
>I will now read a section from chapter 14, page 9
>"Hal harshly tugged at the collar of his slave girl. Kamala was his own personal little wienerbawd, and she loved every second she spent down on the ground kneeling before him. Captain Marvel had no idea that her old uniform was being worn by this wet and sticky harlot who was currently gargling Hal's balls. His musky scent filled her nostrils as thought of doing such lewd and lascentious acts caused her pussy to involunatrily gush.
>"Only bad girls cum without permission." Said Hal
>"Kamala didn't need any further instructions, she knew exactly. She took hold of Hal's foot and pressed it upon her spilt juices. Once enough had been smeared on the floor and sole of his foot, the buffet would begin. Kamala stuck her tongue out and-"
>Mr. Murdock, that is enough! The court has heard all it needs to hear, so please stop!
>TFW your parents disown you when they find out you wrote about it Hal converting you to Christianity as the Spectre in the middle of Mosque
>"As long as nobody knows I'm watching them have sex, am I really hurting them?"
It’s how it all started, she was invited to Carol’s house, came there a little too early and caught her and Hal fricking
Is that why you went to Krakoa to take lewd photos of yourself inpubkic, that you later edited to add text involving being sold to Mr. Scott Summers? Even though he has no involvement in any of your scandalous activities?
Where's the full pic you bastard?!
Would anyone buy a comic about a fat nerd?
Prime and Gwen tried to sell the comic after a box of the stuff was thrown through their door. It generally sold poorly and the only real buyers were weird fetishists and some weird Lex Corp guy.
>And Kamala because being a shut in in their basement has made her kinda chubby
>Gwenpool finding out she’s gonna be retconned as “plus sized”
>Tries every trick she can to avoid it
Geeks can be hot. We're just usually socially moronic.
Can’t wait for Prime to relapse and fall back into old habits, got a lot of characters for him to kill.
Remember when he killed all the 90s losers who didn’t stick?
Actually that does raise a point is The comic book shop just neutral turf or
Are you tall enough to ride, anons?
Kamala's new side hustle may not go how she thinks considering her new reputatuon.
Defendor had a literal autistic man as a superhero
>CTRL+F "Mister Fantastic"
>zero results
>Kamala has been blacklisted from the Baxter Building by Mr. Fantastic after her fanfics were revealed to the public during her trial.
>Not because of how horrendously perverted and smutty they were.
>But because she wrote NTR fanfics of Namor, Doom, and Plastic Man running a train on Susan
Not every nerd is atrociously ugly anon.