>superhero movie box office cooling down, some flopping
>nostalgia milking films flopping
will something else bring people out to the theaters or are we seeing the end of cinema as we know it?
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Dune 2 has a shot at being a decent performer.
Frick you and frick that movie I hope someone shoots up the theater you're in when you see it
I hope they hit my brain in that case
Not gonna happen. I have a concealed carry permit and I will protect my fellow kino bros.
God bless you, anon
What if he gets selected as the designated theater shooter instead?
kek, I can't understand why Dunc of all things makes you incels seethe. Explain?
Villeneuve can't make box office films
Tom Cruise and Barbie might do okay
Mission Impossible has a 300m budget. It’s probably gonna flop. The cruise is bruised.
Disney Indy is not my Indy. Lucasfilm should go with other studio instead of goddamn Disney.
Pretty sure Disney own Lucasfilm now so it's not a matter of choice, and either way this is the last real Indy film because I can't imagine Ford doing another at like 85
Reminder all nu indy is homosexual shit
>The Flash hit 139 worldwide in opening weekend globally, Indiana is literally doing worst than The Flash... and had a bigger budget
humiliating
Mark my words, my buddies and I were talking about this after the Mario movie made 1.3 billion, cinema from here on is going to shift toward video game adaptations, a shit load of them, and they stand a good chance of being the next capeshit for 10 years.
They will frick it up by picking the wrong titles or adapting them in the wrong way.
There's apparently a Streets if Rage film in the works from the John Wick people. That could be interesting but I haven't heard anything new about for a long time.
I'm just saying, the Nintendo produced movies, Zelda, Starfox, Luigi's mansion, all those will make around a billion dollars at the box office, guaranteed. And it'll set in motion other israelites in Hollywood to produce video game adaptations with other studios.
We're in for a decade of vidyashit, capeshit is over.
I’d predict a Kirby movie before Starfox, but otherwise I completely agree. We’ll have the era of Nintendo becoming the MCU replacement as far as box office is concerned, and of course this means you’ll have some morons like EA and Ubisoft trying to cash in on the trend and instead become the new WB/DC. Things happen, but never truly change
Zelda and Luigi's mansion maybe. Star Fox is a tougher sell
really? Space Furries is a tough sell?
star fox can't even be justified as a game to Nintendo I doubt they'll think a film is a good idea
Lmao you are a delusional Cinemaphiletard if you think a Starfox movie is going to make a billie. The mario movie made a billie because it was mario. Super Mario is easily a household name on the level of Spider-Man.
Only possible contender is the Minecraft movie. Only way Zelda has any chance of a billie is if it by some miracle ends up being great.
>star fox making money
>a franchise with only 1 good game and that was for the n64
Lmao a Krystal movie for furries would be more profitable
SoR would really need to put emphasis on the soundtrack to even remotely work.
soundtrack pretty much carried the game. it would be huge mistake not bringing on the original composer for the soundtrack.
>babies first opinion
Videogame movies do notorious bad at the box office because a lot of doesn't translate well. Mario worked because it's a family friendly kids movie that had appeal for kids and adults.
Disney makes movies for adults packed as kids movies, their target demo is manchildren and they don't go to the theatre.
>midwit moment
>Videogame movies do notorious bad at the box office because a lot of doesn't translate well
such a pseud take, you are the guy arguing superheroes will never make it because of Catwoman 04.
A) The vast majority of good and successful videogame adaptations were made in the last couple of years
B) As boomers die out millenials will become the primary demo and they are the first generation to grow up on videogames as the dominant cultural medium. It is simply inevitable financially.
It doesn’t work. Just look at how scared Sony is to go forward with uncharted 2. Fans of the game hated it.
>uncharted 2
every time somebody mentions uncharted movie i keep forgetting it is a thing that exist
We've had an Assassin's Creed movie as well.
that won't happen because Gran Turismo and the new MK movie will flop
Sony's been trying to make vidya movies a thing long before Nintendo even signed the deal with Illumination, there's no way they're going to give up now. Especially not when you consider how large of a success the TLoU show has supposedly been.
Videogame movies have been threatening to blow up for years, but the Mario movie might be what tips it.
Don't forget you don't need much of a story, just a recognisable name and a jumping off point. Pirates Of The Caribbean was based on a fricking fairground ride.
I hope so. I love video game movies
>WoW
>Monster Hunter
>Resident Evil
>Halo
>Uncharted
>329mil
No fricking way
Yeah, that's the correct number right now. Sourced and all.
+$100 mil for marketing too
Capeshit dying wont kill cinema.
Top Gun Maverick was one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Avatar 2 did amazing as well.
People are tired of "the message". They are doing what Hollywood told them do and that is if they don't like it, don't watch it. They aren't watching it.
>Avatar 2 did amazing as well.
And yet, just like its predecessor, it left zero cultural impact.
That's society's fault, stop blaming the kinos
>"the message"
Frick off back to Twitter, Critical Cucker
Would it kill them to just come up with something new?
Would it kill Cinemaphile to come up with something new for thread?
Doesn't say anywhere that Cinemaphile related content needs to be new.
>Needs the rules to make him be original instead of laughing at Indy 5 and Disney for the tenth time
I don't need the rules, I spit on them.
Its still fresh anon. Slow motion train wreck in real time
Everyone who isn’t poor has a 150 inch projector wall somewhere in their house these days.
I simply no longer need movie theaters.
Just let the old man die in peace
Riddle me this, israelites. If propaganda is shilled and no one is there to consume it, does it make an impact?
Not a israelite, but blackrock and the rest of the propaganda machine appear to have a lot of purchasing power.
Sure they can pump it out, but if nobody is willing to watch it, then it might as well not exist at all.
I'm sure they have the demoralization forecast for the long term.
Those think tanks do nothing but
Yes. This isn’t just propaganda to influence belief and opinion, it’s propaganda to condition. For example, you put Black folk in European medieval historical and fantasy settings to condition people into thinking Black folk were always there. It’s a “we were always at war with eurasia” type of thing. Even if people don’t see the movies they’ll see the ads, commercials, promotional material, etc.
israeli tricks are growing stale.
People are poor and saving their money for food and important stuff. At most seeing the few movies they really want to see. Some are just waiting for them to come to streaming.
They can’t afford to see every movie in theaters.
Also most of these summer movies looked either terrible or at best semi-mediocre and not worth going out to pay tickets for. The Flash? Indy 5? Transformers 7? Elemental? That Kraken cartoon? Not interesting enough.
Strange, I didn't know the movie had already left the box office, chuds are really obsessed and hoping this fails, unfortunately for them it's on track to make money and more 🙂
>cinema is """ending"""
>Japanese Animation: (exists)
the mouse is dead, bury it
is that including advertising?
Adjusted BO grosses:
Raiders: $1.25 billion
Doom: $975 million
Crusade: $1.16 billion
Skull: $1.16 billion
No way this makes anywhere near that.
oppenheimer dummy
people want to see movies by directors they like such as nolan, tarantino, and jim cameron
Oppenheimer is gonna flop hard. Nobody wants to watch some schizo israelite for 3 hours.
you're completely and utterly wrong
like Tenet?
People felt the freedom of streaming during covid. You don't have to show up at a specific time. You don't have to pay for parking. You don't have to pay exorbitant prices for snacks and tickets. You don't have screaming babies and obnoxious black people howling
Movie theaters are now obsolete and inefficient. Put them in the same category as drive ins. A relic of a different era
why the frick every movie is flopping at the same time? I don't get it
>why is tired israeli propaganda being ignored
you talk like every normie is a /misc/tard
Well we’re happy to hear YOUR explanation, trannoid.
The average person is realizing how much garbage is being pushed in front of them every day. They're tired of it. You'd like to think its just people on an imageboard. The normies have noticed, and have had enough
They don't have to be consciously aware of it, troony. Even dumb fricks know when they're being fed subversive garbage, even if they can't articulate it.
The entire summer slate has been nothing but laughably awful wokeshit, dead franchises breathing their last or desecrations of established characters. I mean, just look at this pile of shit:
>Fast X
>Elemental
>The Blackening
>The Flash
>Harrison Ford cashing a paycheck and deferring to a girlboss
>Transformers but with monkeys
>The little mermaid but she's a monkey
People keep talking about covid and streaming but that lineup is dying on the vine in any year. The only legit stars are 80 year old Harrison Ford and Keaton / Affleck who both get cameos just so they can be killed off. The big Disney movie miscast the lead so aggressively it's almost like they dared people not to come. The new Pixar movie throws a grotesque asexual character in everyone's face. People might have cared about a new Fast of Transformers movie ten years ago but after ten fricking films the well has clearly run dry.
The audiences are still there. Avatar 2 made TWO AND A HALF BILLION and most people don't even think it's that good. Mario made a billion plus and is the definition of mid. This is just what you get when you churn out low effort schlock week after week. There's no James Bond. No Iron Man or Captain America. No Pirates. No Tom Cruise (yet). No Brad Pitt. No Leo. No Tarantino. No Nolan (yet) There's nothing fricking there.
People will show when there's something worth seeing. Mission impossible will do fine. Oppenheimer will probably overachieve. Hell, the Meg 2 will probably do better than the Flash. And then Haunted Mansion will come out and we'll be back to "why is everything flopping, are movies dead?!" No. It'll flop because it's shit, that's why. Stop making shit.
>The only legit stars are
Tom Cruise. Maverick did just fine and I’m expecting M:I to make a decent profit as well
>It'll flop because it's shit, that's why. Stop making shit.
They don’t even have to do that. Just make stuff that appeals to your target audience and doesn’t try to insult them. Illumination is fantastic at that, by the way. Most of their output is objectively garbage but kids and soccer moms love it so it cleans up at the box office
Mr Beast: The Movie
FNAF theatrical release but I think they are releasing it digitally
Gamers won
bidenbuck is drying up
Maybe if they made a good fricking movie, people would go and see it
There are still audiences for movies and word of mouth is as strong as ever, the Barbie movie will probably make a decent chunk of change, and that's based off the name appeal of the actors more than it is because people love Barbie as a property. Nobody gives a rat's ass about seeing an 85 year old man act like he's still an action star, nostalgia is only valuable when you don't strip-mine every IP people like
No, it just means Hollywood will have to figure out the next trend for the cycle
Mission impossible, Barbie, Dune, and Oppenheimer will do fine
every single thing on a theater screen i can watch at home on my $699 86 inch oled smart tv with full on surround sound speaker set up on my comfy ass couch and with whatever meals / snacks / drinks i want and have zero chance of c**ts in public ruining it
theaters arent dead
they've been made completely obsolete
>$699 86" OLED
no 86in OLED costs that low unless you got some chinese shit
you'd be surprised what Smith's of all places has on sale sometimes
it was right at the first week of nfl season last year
milking films flopping
Most people's memories of indiana jones is crystal skull. on those memories is how they'd base going to the next movie.
Exactly, the time of people raised on Indiana Jones was 15 years ago, there’s no audience except the elderly and a niche of man children that like Indy instead of Star Wars
we know what, video game stuff
You can buy 100 inch 4k TVs for $80 at Costco why the frick would I ever go to the theater?
Cinema hasn't even begun to peak.
This it only goes up now
What's the issue? Cringey OP chick aside the person replying doesn't get how /r/roastme works and got banned.
>haha roast me tee hee
>NOOOOO not like that
>…….
>anyway about them fat ugly stinky manlet incels
T. Simp
OK you clearly don't know how the sub works either. It's not how you are describing at all.
You would know
Yeah no shit I know because I'm not some outsider getting angry when a poster is clearly breaking rules.
> Yeah no shit I know because I'm not some outsider getting angry when a poster is clearly breaking rules.
>the sub
Live from Kazakhstan
Barbie, Mission Impossible, maybe Oppenheimer.
Nobody wanted or asked for an Indy 5, not even Harrison ford did because people still remembered the whole crystal skull movie and most agree it should’ve ended with the last crusade as a perfect film trilogy, let it be, the movies weren’t getting better. As for your question regarding cinema, we’ve still got mission impossible, Oppenheimer, Barbie, Dune part 2, and a few others.
the movies will keep bombing until the enforced diversity ends.