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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump if you're reading.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how everyone looks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy looks like a bull dyke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lois looks black, cat looks like her hair is glued on, and like the other anon said, Jimmy looks like a lesbian. This art is fricking awful

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dubs of truth, the art in this entire issue is hideous

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro they really are trying to make Lois black

        I still don't see it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay Jimmy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro they really are trying to make Lois black

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think that looks black?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, Mutt Lois is best Lois.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think that looks black?

          >one second after the cool down
          Why samegay like this?

          Unironically does anyone see how neat it would be if Superman, the ideal American immigrant story, fell in love with a women whose ethnic identity is basically a melting pot?

          [...]
          Newsflash anon but Lois has always been mixed.

          A little more inconspicuous but still pretty obvious

          Either way Paul kaminski should kill himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did Perry White retire/leave? what do I read for that? truth be told i stopped reading superman when bendis ruined jon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically he had a stroke when Luthor made everyone forget Superman's secret identity so he's taking a break.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AC #1050
        TL;DR Luthor made everyone forget that Clark is Superman and anyone that tries to remember gets a free stroke
        Perry unfortunately got hit with that and so Lois is taking over as EiC until he gets better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kamala Harris Lois
      >Trigglypuff Jimmy
      >still trying to push Cat Grant in (current year)
      >Lois who can't even spell for shit is editor in chief instead of Perry White
      >Ron Troupe is black now
      Christ
      At least Steve Lombard is here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ron Troupe is black now

        This is sarcasm right?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking most of the Daily Planet Alum should be axed. Cat the most. Even as a gossip column her articles are the equivalent of a "it's time to discuss twitter" post on buzzfeed.
        Jimmy Olsen would be a better editor in chief than Lois. After all when any joe schmo can take pictures with a smart phone what's the point of an employed photographer? Even Peter Parker got that memo and became a science teacher.
        Lombard is fine as a sports guy.
        Throup has always been black but him being in politics? I don't know. I'm just annoyed on a META level

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >After all when any joe schmo can take pictures with a smart phone what's the point of an employed photographer?
          You are such a fricking moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman wouldn't call me a moron if he was real 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Lois a black woman now?

      Is DC Comics trying to synergize with the My Adventures with Superman show?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jamal Campbell draws her with black facial features and purposefully fumbles the colouring, in this issue I don't see it, though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve Lombard
      >Sports plus the Paralympics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so fricking sick of diversity, it genuinely makes my stomach churn.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Bro. Sis."
      Siblings literally never talk to each other like this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do when someone gets stuck in the dryer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when does Steve have a sister?

  6. 9 months ago
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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, the art change there was jarring
      i do prefer second jimmy, but still jarring

  7. 9 months ago
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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want that shirt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Mercy drawn like a 10 year old here?

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sigh
      Oh wow I sure do love it when this happens, this cutesy wutesy bullshit like they did with Clayface and Starro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman always is pro reform of villians. Thats in line with his ethos.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not against redeeming villains but you got to redeem the villains first.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            didn't we just have a story where Paracite basically said he was kinda forced into being evil because someone messed with his body. this seems to be the after math of that. Seems like he's keeping up his end of the bargain since Superman is helping him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's cutesy wutesy about work release?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gingerbread is an AMAZINGLY good derisive nickname for Jimmy.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just call someone a machine that's mechanist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey are we finally getting Mercy’s backstory? I don’t think we’ve ever actually gotten a proper story about how she met Lex.

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    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she is so hot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss RoboLois from that post-Blackest Night arc.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fuels my headcanon that lois uses her position as Superwife to build a harem of female villains and heroes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Joshy boy she's best left forgotten

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I like her, she's still an incredibly petty woman.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, frick everything Bendis made

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No but I like her though and want to see her get into more prison catfights with livewire.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              fair

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they know people like Livewire. Now make Volcana canon, dammit

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supervillain cat fights
      This I like.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This works for me, because I can hear her saying it in Lori Petty's voice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God how refreshing compared to the shitshow from the current tv show

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now kiss.

      KISS

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I miss Chris Reeve more and more with each passing day, shit like this just feels soulless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so sick of the trend Frank started of drawing Superman like Reeves all the time.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh that's still canon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OC DONUT STEEL

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh here comes the worse part.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't even remotely look like the front page of a newspaper

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if we might be getting some Clark and Leslie office shenanigans in the future

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I hate the art, I love Jimmy and Banshee together.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I can't wait till they break up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same they’re a cute couple

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    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt Lobo an outlier and Czarnians are staunch pacisfists?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there was a small gap during pre-crisis and Post-crisis where Czarnians were basically all space bikers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One drop of blood is enough for Lobo to make clones of himself with his hyper-regen DNA. And they were all hyper-violent super bikers just like him. At least that was the case in L.E.G.I.O.N. 89...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but Lobo clones are obviously going to be Lobo clones, the average Czarnian wasn't a Lobo clone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay this actually triggers my autism because Czarnians were all supposed to be pacifist, with Lobo being the one that wasn't.
      Williamson better have an explanation for this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently this is something that's been changed since the Nu52 days.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I HATE THE NEW 52
          I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT BULLSHIT
          NO ONE EVEN LIKED THE NEW 52 LOBO

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can never be done with the Nu52 because everything is canon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only explanation I can come up with is that the way Czarnia managed to be a completely pacifist planet was by putting everyone who wasn't nice into one city, which then got stolen by Brainiac.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

      This has me kind of hyped ngl. Overall I like the run, but the trying to redeem/change al lot of the supervillains aspect is a bit much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't Czarnians supposed to be chill and nice while Lobo was the only mad bastard among them?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Things I liked about this.
      >Lois
      >That Marylin Moonlight design
      >Livewire and Red Cloud's caged heat catfight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, OP. Overall this was fine. I liked the Livewire segment and thought the cliffhanger was neat. Too bad most of the art was fricking horrible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure I'd say "most"
        But that opening art, wow, that was garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomsday Dogs... we now have Doomsday dogs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they've been around before but I can't remember where/when.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You might be thunking of 2003 Ang Lee's Hulk which had Hulkdogs in it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brainiac running experiments on Doomsday DNA is old hat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The next event: Death of Krypto.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see kal, you got woman that you love and a son which is damaged, in my case i will have a hot czarnian wife and a Brianiac czarnian son And will make sure she is hotter than your wife

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now is it gonna

        the one on the far left with two knives or the one on the far right with ripped stockings?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so for the first time ever I will not be ALONE in the universe.
      Man what a diss towards your literal clone-son.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This issue was amazing. I don't know how Williamson keeps doing it, but this Superman run is just so creative, warm, fun, and exciting. I just hope he can keep it up and pull off some satisfying payoffs in addition to all the enjoyable setup.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was helped by the fact the biggest impediment to a breakout Superman run was let go and Bendis & all the 5G related shit was eased out.

        But we'll see how it goes. He could easily mess up. Though I'm personally very bullish on Williamson too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didio, Harras, or Berganza? 😀

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the storytime.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People say that Superman stories are the best in comics.
      >People praise this story.
      >It's subpar story relying on nothing but homages and nostalgia bait.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are just desperate for a good Superman comic. Same reason people were praising the Superman cartoon despite being lame. They are desperate for Superman to be relevant again.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >relying on nothing but homages
        Luthor's enemies and Supercorp are new ideas.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luthor's enemies and Supercorp are new ideas.
          But they're not good, are they?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that Anon but I like Supercorp, Lex trying to actually help in the most Lex Luthor way possible is entertaining storytelling

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They’re bad because… because they just are ok!
            Why don’t you go make another thread where you sperg out about Superman and screech about how he sucks and is irrelevant (so irrelevant you have to keep making threads for fear people will enjoy him)? This run rocks, yet to see a single legit criticism of it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You just did the exact opposite. How about you blow your homosexual ass brains out, Kaminski?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk call Braniac a thief, Hulk will sue his ass!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a hard time imagining Hulk swearing ever, probably because it's a stress reliever.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next issues:
    >RELEASES SEP 19TH, 2023
    Superman #6
    OVERVIEW
    CONTRIBUTIONS
    Pull It
    NEW STORY ARC STARTS HERE! FIRST APPEARANCE OF A NEW SUPERMAN VILLAIN! THE CHAINED PART ONE! Following the shocking cliffhanger of Superman #5 and the events of Knight Terrors, Superman has learned that Lex Luthor kept a prisoner beneath Stryker's Island for decades. Who are they and why did Lex lock them up? Can Superman unlock the secrets of the Chained? Featuring guest artist Gleb Melnikov!

    >RELEASES OCT 17TH, 2023
    Superman #7
    OVERVIEW
    CONTRIBUTIONS
    Pull It
    AN OVERSIZE ANNIVERSARY ISSUE CELEBRATING THE MAN OF STEEL AND HIS LEGACY! A special oversize issue celebrating Superman and his super-legacy! Since the start of Superman #1 and Dawn of DC, a mystery has been brewing in Metropolis. Now that mystery's secrets are unleashed, with startling revelations that set up a massive story in 2024! The Chained continues as Superman battles against an overpowered new menace who wants to destroy Metropolis! Superman must decide if he is willing to follow Lex's tragic orders to take the Chained down! And Lex Luthor is visited by a blast from his past. One that will impact his future forever.

    LEGACY #850

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was so much going on in this issue.
    >Toyman
    >Parasite
    >Red Cloud
    >Livewire
    >that glowing cowboy girl?
    >Lobo
    >Brainiac teased at the end

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Newsflash anon but Lois has always been mixed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically does anyone see how neat it would be if Superman, the ideal American immigrant story, fell in love with a women whose ethnic identity is basically a melting pot?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well nonetheless ethnic Lois is sexy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s clearly a white woman anon and that issue came out like 4 years ago so hardly “always” even if she didn’t look 100 percent European.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That’s clearly a white woman anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Newsflash anon but Lois has always been mixed.

          back to twitter, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >image of a white woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clark gets to grope and rail this fat fricking ass every day

      It's not fricking fair

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nevermind

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this run, and I love how our resident autist is having a meltdown

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't see how Lois looks like a black woman, maybe I'm not racist enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to put myself in their schizo mind I bet it's the dick sucking lips and fat ass.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pronounced lips
          >bigger ass
          YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING A WOMAN

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pronounced lips
          >bigger ass
          YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING A WOMAN

          Didn't the N52 make lois half Hispanic?
          if thats still canon she just has a big Latin booty

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously, just make her the muttiest mutt that ever mutt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally cannot cope with people enjoying Superman, he must be in agony right now. The Superbooks are great, the cartoon is good, a movie is coming, and all he can do is REEEE on Cinemaphile with bait threads about how Superman isn’t “relevant” anymore.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a tick, didn't Lex get shanked recently? Has that been followed up on anywhere?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next month maybe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got shanked before the MANDATORY EVENT BREAK and this is the next chapter of the actual run but it's an anual so they're doing a little side content

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be more understanding of this, but it's Williamson's own event and he also wrote the Superman tie-ins, so he really has no excuse for placing that cliffhanger where he did if we wasn't going to follow up on it in the event.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This "Lois is black" thing is really funny.
    i love seeing crazy people talk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy like a fox!

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many villains, too many cliches , too little story.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing a lot of anti-superman samegayging as usual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you and the comic are just gay? Did you ever think of that?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are Red Cloud's powers again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can turn into a cloud of poisonous gas that can affect even Superman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has really smelly farts

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