Superman

My.. HERO..

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta admit, that's a pretty good lesson.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek. based superman BTFOing the inbred moron who sells guns to children

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a fricking kickass way to teach someone a lesson.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You stole that comment from reddit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like how Superman punches the glass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like everything about this except for the weird ass way Superman is reaching for the gun. Whenever I see this page I’m wondering why he’s doing that with his hand lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing that wiggly fingers cartoon thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s turning the safety off with his middle finger maybe? Still looks goofy af

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many crimes did Superman just commit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a vigilante, he's already a criminal by default. The problem is no cop is crazy enough to try to cuff a guy that can tank nukes and move literally faster than a speeding bullet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please, Superman lets himself get arrested all the time. Did you watch the Justice League cartoons?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >superman is an illegal immigrants!!!
          No he fricking isn't, he was adopted by the Kents legally. He is a citizen of the United States.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman said he's an illegal immigrant. Why are you debating him on it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you show the paperwork?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vigilantism
      >possibly trespass
      >criminal damage
      >theft? Permanently deprived of that bullet
      >terrorising? Terrorism?

      He's a vigilante, he's already a criminal by default. The problem is no cop is crazy enough to try to cuff a guy that can tank nukes and move literally faster than a speeding bullet.

      >The problem is no cop is crazy enough to try to cuff a guy that can
      Superman is supposed to be a good guy. Anyone "normal" would know that if they handcuff him and charge him correctly, Superman would confess and submit himself to jail time or any other consequences.
      It could even lead into a plot about being purposefully sent to a bad/corrupt/evil prison to clean it up from the inside.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do rednecks always get picked on as violent extremists in media? Most violence, like school shootings, happen in cities which rednecks don't even go in. I doubt any school shooter ever got their gun from a hillbilly. It's always either Tyrone or one of the alphabet agencies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. redneck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writers aren't typically rural. They're almost always coastal sub(urbanites), and when they do hail from some town in a flyover state, they do everything in their power to devest themselves of "country" qualities. Hill people and southerners are depicted by urbanites as dipshits and racists because it's easier to blame a disenfranchised white with no cultural capital than a PoC for social decline.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup.
        >Italian mobsters
        >Rednecks
        >Nazis
        The holy trinity of tiresome comic book stock baddies

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you put all the strawmen in a bottle Superman?

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