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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Herro

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that your body wont save you if your face be goofy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      hate gymcel cope so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      hate gymcel cope so much

      your body would save you if you do porn or onlyfans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude's on roids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All natural

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me rn. All the gains i could make and I still look goofy with a shit eating grin similar to nadal's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing with height. It's always funny seeing jacked manlets trying to impress a woman just for her to laugh at how goofy he looks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simu is average height why you care?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >average
          Cope word for manlet.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a woman

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But Cinemaphile told me I'd never be a woman

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I've had enough of Cinemaphile, they hate vidya games there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I envy that manlets can put on muscle so easily though. Tall people don't look strong unless they go full blown professional athlete mode or larp as the Mountain from Game of Thrones.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollwood will never cast an asian as superman
    https://youtube.com/shorts/EbRqKagFWog

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superchinaman
    >Man of Steal your kidneys
    >The Last Son of Saigon
    >The dont sleep with the Fan on Of Tomorrow
    >The asiatic Samaritan
    >The Yellow Boyscout

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is very sex
    >t white female

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His face is actually pretty handsome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His face is a country bumpkin type. Movie stars in Chinese speaking countries have a "leonine" shape or more heartthrob type.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His face is hideous. He looks like Xi Jinping. There are handsome-looking Asian men but he’s not one of them.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supelman

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    superman eat dog

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know software enhanced contrast when I see it. It's always a rookie mistake to take the contrast sliders too far even if your 'abstaining' from using a global contrast or clarity adjustment.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think heat vision works with chink eyes?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks good but he's a very weird, sensitive dude who never hesitates to support whatever contemporary leftist social issue is dominating headlines

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who never hesitates to support whatever contemporary leftist social issue is dominating headlines
      so exactly like every other Hollywood actor then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s even worse than most Hollywood actors. He’s constantly whining about woke shit and virtue-signaling.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >small arms
    >small chest
    >barely 6'0
    Might as well make that manlet RDJ play Superman.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    would chinese Superman save those people on Tiananmen square?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is a bit goofy looking but is in really good shape
    He should martial arts max and be a stunt double for other Asian actors. He could even double for white characters if he's in motorcycle leathers or something.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His only Kryptonite - trying to pronounce L's and R's

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in a room with Jonah Hill and Simu Liu and you're allowed to punch one of them in the face with no consequences. Which one do you punch?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t fit in a room with Jonah Hill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah Hill. Not even a contest.

      What about Simu Liu and Elliot Page?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simu. I just feel sorry for Elliot because she/he is clearly a miserable person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simu seems like a significantly shittier person.

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