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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trust fund chuds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jealous incel troon

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like siblings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s hot. That’s a hot way to live.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have watched another Superman movie if it was Cavill. Simply due to the fact I'm sick of them fricking constantly changing the actors. Cavill was established and now he's older he looked good in that Black Adam end scene. All they needed was a new director and writing team. Not a new cast. I want a SuperMAN. Not some little homosexual who looks like he'd be in Euphoria. Same for the girl.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill also cares about source material because he’s an autist. I hate the Snyder films but Cavill is 100% our guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't have been a weirdo megachud on the Witcher set & dropped by everyone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old do you think the girlfriend he brought to set was to cause all of the 36+ year old female execs to drop him?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are tom welling and erica durance STILL the best casting??? It's been like 2 decades, get your shit together hollywood.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tom welling
      >erica durance
      >best anything

      Welling was wooden and Durance wore out her welcome really quick with the hyper-active clumsy goof act.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd take durance over any and all other lls except margot kidder.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cracked jaw
    Yikes

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s your Superman bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when I was that small.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman canonically is not hairy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post crisis he was

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/bm7H5XQ.jpg

          WE ARE BACK! FORGET THE LOSER CAVIL AND THE WORST LOUSIE EVER!

          That b***h is giving me the ick ngl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Byrne was a perv, that's why his run on She-Hulk was so kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like batman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what the average American high school student looked like in the 1950s

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that asian dude is about 395485494030303x hotter that the guy in the OP

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    discount Henry Cavill & Jenna Ortega

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We want the Wednesday audience

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least its not michael b jordan or some other nog

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with her chin?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >country boy
    >last name is Corn + sweat

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >superman
    more like superdelicious twink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      now I understand what they said about more tests in the last days I was 100% sure that with James Gunn we wouldn't have straight actors in any role

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce on the girl?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    that asian dude is about 395485494030303x hotter that the guy in the OP

    you're actually trolling if you think this plastic bug is more attractive

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her bottom jaw looks like it can unhinge when she consumes pray, even the left jaw from the right.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE israeli MISCEGENATION PROPAGANDA

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not the biggest fan of Caville, but this seems like a downgrade to me.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look like babies

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a shame they never made a proper mos trilogy for cavill right away
    losing his hairline cucked him so hard

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank frick they're white.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >young Superman’s first year in metropolis learning to be a hero
    Big red flag right there. Seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of the character
    Maybe it might turn out okay but that’s a bad way to start off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. It's amazing after the failures of Shazam and Flash, they still keep trying to copy everything Marvel have done.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody knows supermans/batmans/spidermans origin stories.
      So tired of Hollywood rehashing the same thing over and over for cheap emotional investment.
      Would anybody be like WHAT IS GOING ON WHO IS THIS GUY WHY IS HE FIGHTING A CLOWN???? if they just did a movie where they jump in wihtout wasting the first 45 minutes on muh poor dead parents? No.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's a kino AF take and it sets you up for a Spider Man 2 style "he has to choose between his everyday life and his responsibilities as Superman" plot in the inevitable sequel.

      The first 2 Raimi Spider Man films were the best Superman films ever made.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman learning how to use his power and experiencing crisis in identity and his responsibilities are basically the plot of MoS and BvS, and also that tv show which nobody watched. We need deeper understanding of his inner struggle than the elementary problems.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has to choose between his everyday life and his responsibilities as Superman
        why would everyday life win? if it does then gunn just wants to shit over superman and pop culture has been shitting on superman for going on 20 years now.
        selfish/evil/gray superman is so overdone it's not even passe it's cringe tier now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyday life doesn't win, but it's a "last temptation of Christ" sort of deal where he imagines his life as just a regular old reporter at the Daily Planet, married to Lois and raising the kids and the worst thing he has to worry about is the in-laws coming over. Maybe he's been promoted to editor, maybe Lois has backed off and is raising the kids at home while writing freelance on the side. Maybe they have a minivan, maybe they have a golden retriever, maybe Clark just loves nothing more than coming home from a long day to his loving kids and a plateful of that great beef stew with egg noodles that Lois makes from her grandmother's recipes. He chooses to be Superman in the end, but walking away from the life he could have as Clark still stings.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an ugly couple
    Let me ask...
    she doesn't have breasts and ass does she?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drug addict looking Lois
    what did they mean by this? Margot Kidder went crazy after superman 2, on first one she was fine.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have chosen who looks good in the costume

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      After Christopher Reeve, ~~*they*~~ have never got the casting right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell she's hideous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      let them sink anon

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks genuinely unpleasant. Resting b***h face would be a good phrase for it. Don't see the appeal at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she just doesn't photograph well

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couple of mongos

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for this and the rest of the DC capeshit verse to bomb

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kinda name is corenswet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >corenswet

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best choice out of the screentested pairs

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eew butt chin will never be okay on women

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mackey gives me crack/methhead vibes. what the frick is gunn thinking?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill look alike

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will freak out if Lois doesn't wear pantyhose in this for frick's sake. Fricking California

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire cavill
    >hire a guy who looks like cavill
    james gunn just hates cavill for some reason huh, waht a gaygoli

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really should be no names like them. There are unironically not enough zoomer actors in the pool. Everyone is getting old.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i don't like bugmen and even i have to admit that korean boy got a jawline

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her head is either huge or her face is tiny

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every one who expects Gunn to be able to dig deep into Superman character will be severely disappointed. Just take a look at his Guardians trilogy and SS. He's a surface level director and writer. His signature is shallow, soapy tear-jerker scenes which worked really well with marvel audiences. He never did anything new with the characters. Dont expect anything more from him than that.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get the buccal fat removal or what's it called. She suddenly looks like a more boyish Brian Molko from Placebo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it ok for James Bond to be black but Superman is off limits?

    #giveusblacksuperman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it ok for James Bond to be black but Superman is off limits?
      Look up the german translation of superman.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wft is going on here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called hair

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you the same gay from /LULZ/ who had a folder of AMWF couples whilst completely ignoring every dating/martial stat that shows the largest interracial coupling as being WMAF?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the largest interracial coupling as being WMAF
      I doubt it. There aren't even that many AF.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's out of interracial coupling and you can doubt it all you want chink.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that's why. There's no latinas on that chart you moron.
          >chink
          I'm white. Whites marrying someone non-white is disgusting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-n-no latinas, t-t-that's why
            >i-i'm w-w-white!
            Nice try chang.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly. DC is dead.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks terrible, he looks fine.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im sorry but that butt chin is Quagmire-tier. She's heinous, pick someone else NOW

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude looks made for TV tier wtf

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a gay israeli twink. Not even a desire to torrent it.

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