Superman is so boring, why can't he be more like spiderman or batman?

Superman is so boring, why can't he be more like spiderman or batman? Why can't he be more realistic like the marvel movies?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up ur a raging dick sucking homosexual

    Kys

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason as in previous thread you posted.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel is realistic cause quips

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smallville already showed how to properly portray characters like Superman and Lex in the modern world but the movies always frick it up.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At his core he's an ideal, an inspiring aspiration, from a totally different time. Why James Gunn is going tot totally get it wrong, because he's not going to do that with a white male character without injecting a ton of bullshit.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's too powerful. When your character can literally do anything, the story loses meaning and doesn't hold tension. This forces every story to revolve around kryptonite and it gets repetitive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That only matters if the plot is about the resolution of between powerful foes. If it’s fundamentally a comedy or a romance movie it doesn’t really matter as mych.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's boring though
    Can't die
    Can't be beat
    Can do pretty much anything
    Can travel in time so even if he does goof he can go back and correct it
    Psychologically stable
    No fear
    No hatred
    Loves 1 woman
    Indestructible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can do pretty much anything
      To add to that, Green Lantern could "do anything" but he had to use his imagination, like create a giant green shield or something. Supes just stands there all bored looking while railguns and warheads just bounce off of him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and repair buildings with his eye lasers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Supes
        have a nice day moronic homosexual

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muh he’s too powerful yet people like Thor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they don't

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s why Homelander > Superman

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think people say Superman is boring because they heard some youtubers say this so now they are all parroting that shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's boring with bad writers. He's the king of Gary Stus so he's really easy to frick up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people talking shit about superman never read the comics
      if you base your knowledge of the character on the snyder version, you too would think he is boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people talking shit about superman never read the comics
        Yeah, I’m not some scrawny ass nerd.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder Superman is the only relatable Superman, in every other story he's the Mr Perfect who never fails.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s boring now because they try to make him like those characters just like how they try to make Star Trek like Star Wars now

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many "Superman if he evil?" movies/shows have there been by now? I think by this point, if they make a movie about boy scout Superman played completely straight, people would find it refreshing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's a white male, not a chance

      >people talking shit about superman never read the comics
      Yeah, I’m not some scrawny ass nerd.

      Nah, you're worse, you're an imageboard tough guy talking shit through text, pathetically

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething capeshitter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Time to grow up and stop obsessing about imaginary people in spandex, kiddo.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cope chud Superman isn't for you anymore

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s fine. He was always for soiboys like you, bucko. Have fun screeching about his new actor.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wait which of us is trolling from which side of this, again

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a Brainiac movie with DBZ tier fight scenes like Man of Steel and everyone will love him again. Maybe a scene or two with him training so he feels less like a Mary Sue.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by supes

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So then make The Death of Superman picture with a tone and style on the nose of Rocky 4, Think Taxi Driver and King of Comedy is to Joker what Rocky 4 would be to this hypothetical Death of Superman. Especially the sound track, you have to nail the sound track and score. Have two appropriately swole actors get bigger and really focus on making each of the punches feel like the world is ending rather than a bunch of gay flying and typical superhero fighting. Upclose slugfest to the bitter end that leaves womens wet and crying and men with fire in their bellies. Hey DC homosexuals you're welcome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Death of Superman was technically more comic accurate, but I found pic related more kino.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah its gotta be pretty much beat for beat comic accurate for the last act, the fight. The last few pages describing how the shockwaves from their final desperate punches shattered buildings really needs to hit. Rocky 4 originally ended with Drago and Rocky both dying as a metaphor for a potential war between the US and the Soviets. The audience has to be exhausted by the time Doomsday crokes.

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