superman was anally raped in a russian prison
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TIME FOR YOUR PLAPPING AMERICAN
>thinks smuggling in a kryptonite dildo past the guards is realistic
They'll never be able to penetrate Supers buns of steel
The best steategy is not to play
You do realize that story had Batman go in and tried to save Superman only to be captured and the two were tortured before finally escaping, right? You have read the original comic, right? You do know there was never any rape depicted in the original comic or the story revisiting it that shitposters only post one page of, right?
>t-there was no rap-
homie you need me to read "THEY LEFT ME EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE AND THEY DID THINGS TO ME" and slam the picture of superman kneeling in front of the grinning russians
That comic is from last year and it is Superman remembering events from a cold war era Batman/Superman story. The original was just an excuse for Batman and Superman to do the plot of the movie "the Great Excape".
I know
And in the new one he clearly got raped
No. You just read Rape into it because NNN has been harsh on you and you're either seeing sex in everything or have a latent BDSM fetish. Could split the difference, honestly.
For what it's worth, Joe Shuster drew some Malesub BDSM stuff, so you're whacking off with one of the greats.
Anon, he's restrained, he talks about how he was left "vulnerable" and "exposed", says they "did things to (him)"...
I heard you the first time, and vaguely recall it when I read it years ago.
You're reading a sexually charged aspect into a story about interrogation and torture. Which isn't uncommon, the psychological trigger between fear and sexual relief are apparently near identical, this sort of thing has been the birth of hundreds of fetishes. For some kids it's Penny Gadget getting snatched up by Dr. Claw's Minions, other's it's Bugs Bunny kissing Elmer Fudd, for you it's Superman being tortured by Pseudo-Balkans. Nothing to fret about.
call me when bugs tells elmer how vulnerable and exposed he makes him feel.
Now you're just deflecting with sarcasm.
>no rape
>You're reading a sexually charged aspect into a story about interrogation and torture
This Black person's dumb. Where you think that rebar went? Your cope is embrassing.
Why did they write this? Do they not understand the irreparable harm they do to a character by having a story like that?
And what about you, Bruce?
Superman is an American symbol. If Ruskies were to rape anyone for demoralization, it would have been Supes.
They'd probably kick themselves if they realized they had literally the richest capitalist in the world right there.
Why wouldn't they unmask Batman? I get not being able to figure out Superman's identity but Batman wears a mask. He's clearly hiding something.
Superman was unironically losing his mind and Batman was the only reason they broke out.
Batman concocted this master plan where he "breaks" so Superman doesn't have to
The whole thing is a metaphor for the Vietnamese POWs
Good.
What if we send the Joker to Russia?
Elmer Fudd gets fed up with failing to hunt Bugs Bunny so he orders a time machine thinking it will be easier to kill one of Bug's evolutionary ancestors. He fails over and over until he goes all the way back to the first self replicating molecule, which he shoots and promptly deletes himself from existence.
Oh shit, this isn't the thread about suggesting Looney Tunes shorts ideas. My mistake.
i breathed through my nose
Where's the rape
During the scene where he's trying to hunt tiktaalik.
Jealous?
Bruce Wayne was raped by Sid Vicious and kept as his cum dump for 2 weeks.
Proof
Did he powerbomb Batman first?