Superman’s adoptive mom looks like THAT?!
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So a regular looking mom?
I think OP meant that the adoptive mom looks specifically a bit younger compared to her husband
Jesus that age difference has to be like what, 20 years minimum?
Oh sweet new clip. You guys think this is gonna be episode 1 stuff and get it all out of the way or spread out throughout the season.
Shota Clark is a heartthrob.
oof, could've given her bags under her eyes or something, i actually think it'd be cool to see middle aged-40s kent family though
Clark's biological father really said
...He came in that? Why the frick is it so big? How did it get just buried underground? Nobody saw something that size crash?
>...He came in that? Why the frick is it so big
At first I thought you were talking about Ma Kent.
I hate that I had the same exact thought process.
>Show on Adult Swim
>Clip on YouTube Kids
Animation really is in a spiral isn't it?
It's more of a sign of Youtube's piss poor level of quality control
It's not a quality control thing.
YouTube got sued because they were exposing kids to age in appropriate content. (Hilariously they tried to claim YouTube wasn't aimed towards kids, then the FCC showed them a slide from a YouTube advertisement memo bragging about all the kids watching YouTube)
As part of the settlement anything branded as "for kids" has to have comments locked among other things.
I was pointing out that DC posted this on their kids Channel, and clearly sees it as a show in the children demo
But because kids don't even watch cable anymore , Cartoon Network is collapsing on linear. The only people watching box tv are the hard core secondary demographic nerds, so we get stuff like Adult Swim getting more hours of content and taking shoes originally meant for Max or CN linear.
The industry is shifting so much people literally don't know where to put their stuff.
Oh wow didn't realize the new show was THIS based. Will watch.
Western and eastern capeshit have a thing for fat moms it seems
Tbf, that's really the only way you can make it obvious that a character is supposed to be a mom.
>his mom is fat
My mom is a petite tomboy
euhhehe
Your mom is weird
uhhehehehe
Still like her tho + I have an actual reason to call tomboys "mommy"
Usually the reason for that is because the mom in question got a bit fatter after a pregnancy or two.
But isn’t Ma Kent supposed to be infertile? Clark doesn’t have older siblings, right? This would be the perfect excuse to make a sticc mom that looks like having a bun in the oven would tear her apart, and they wasted it on a woman with what looks like a big baby bearing body.
she is fat for superior hugs
That's just deku's mom. So far this show stars adult Luz Noceda and Deku's mom.
Why she overweight now?
Way to out yourself that you don't read comics. Literally like 50% of Ma Kent appearances in comics depict her as overweight.
when she's OLD, this woman like 30 something
Fat and hair dye can obfuscate a decade's worth of age when judiciously applied
She has a loyal husband and family now, she cab get fat
She’s from rural kansas
Pa likes it that way
She's a farmers wife who likes to cook
Average American woman
They decided to have Martha ape the design of Inko from My Hero Academia?
Alright. Feels appropriately Midwest.
> ape
You can't ape perfection
Don't lewd MARTHA
You had to say it, didn't you?
It's protocol
Oh I'm gonna
Well at least don't include kid Clark
I make no promises.
Her face is too small for this body. The designs for this show are horrible.
SAVE... MARTHA
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAME
Cute slam pig
I'm begging you, please don't.
>Having a hard time lifting her...
They're not even hiding anymore.
Anon he instantly lifted her and his father up.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
You can't stop it. I'll guess 50/50 either JCM2 or Mangamaster draws it first.
They don't draw slampigs.
Although artists like Chickpea, Laundrymom and even Not Enough Milk would be more than happy to oblige.
Mangma doesn't but now that I remember it, jcm has drawn fatty Sharon McGee although always from a top view and never from a frontal perspective.
>"clark you are adopted"
>"oh..."
>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
Just like this https://files.catbox.moe/1g9a1q.jpg
She would die.
What the frick
Some of the concept art notes are basically saying Jor-El is more of a warrior in this show.
Which is a really strange direction to take his character as even when the Kryptonians are depicted as an butthole militaristic race he always is depicted as a scientist guy.
Yeah, why wouldn't people believe this guy if he said Krypton was about to blow?
So they're cashing in on the Invincible hype at the expense of Superman lore. Grreeeeaat.
Who saved Clark then? Who studied Krypton's imminent fall and built the rocket?
You can be a warrior AND a scientist
Yes, but Superman's father was never a warrior until recently.
Jor-El 's got some history of being at least a Two Fisted Scientist. In the source material and not just adaptions.
I prefer it as it was originally, just a scientist
Being a man of science and reason does not preclude someone from being a man of action when it's called for.
Yes, but I prefer when Superman's father had flaws.true flaws, not that make him a villain
He is a man of action when it's called for regardless, as he tried to warn Krypton and quickly formed a plan to save his son once he realized things wouldn't budge. Making him a gruff soldier is another matter entirely.
>Making him a gruff soldier is another matter entirely.
If that's what I don't like, it seems that they made him a villain
Fine, I don't really buy it but they could work it out. However it shatters the dynamic between him and Zod that leads to the Phantom Zone exiles arriving on Earth.
Well we don't know that for sure because the Eddas are a late transcription to a way older oral tradition.
>the Eddas are a late transcription to a way older oral tradition.
This. The Norse religion might've started centuries before Christianity but the only literary recounts of it were written during the Middle Ages.
cope
What?
there is no evidence that it is older than Christianity, especially as we know it today
It is probable that it had been but we can't know for sure since the first records were written after most nordic pagans were converted to christianity.
yeah
Can you homosexuals stop arguing about Odin and Jor-El and start discussing raw dawging fat Martha Kent like normal people.
I would if I was an aritst. Alas my drawing skills are pure shit.
PUNISHED VENOM JOR-EL
A WARRIOR DEPRIVED OF HIS PLANET
I choose to blame Snyder making Jor-El an action hero in a useless extended prologue
Do you also blame Snyder for stealing your lunch money? Jesus, get a different boogey man already.
>Jor-El is Óðinn
Why tho?
God of Wisdom.
He's the reason why we have Gandalf & Obi-Wan.
I kinda like it.
no, the inspiration of these characters is merlin
Merlin is just another derivative of Odin.
no, merlin is older
>a wizard from Midgard
>older than Odin
>older than the All Father who slayed Ymir and with his remains shaped the world
You're so silly
Odin is a dick anyways
honestly all gods are bastards except jesus
>jesus
Gnostic Jesus.
what is the difference?
In short: God & Jesus are separate entities.
yes, I include yahve in the category of bastards.he wasn't that bad anyway,just a little over the top with his punishments.
God of War doesn't count.
No he's not Odin is old, like deep time old.
>God of War doesn't count.
Even in Norse mythology, while not some movie villain, he's still a sketchy con-artist with everyone except most of the midgardians.
>Disguises himself that one time as Grimnir.
>Tricks a giant into building a wall.
Oh truly a master shylock!
>God of War doesn't count.
Since when was that series faithful to the myths?
lame
We're dealing with people making this being over influenced by Anime Shit.
Hey now, that's obviously Cable
The tone of his speaking here
seems aggressive so it makes me wonder if he’s a bad guy in this universe
>Oh no, not me, I never lost control
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>MY SON, WE MUST MAKE AN OUTER HAVEN FOR OUR PEOPLE
>A KRYPTON WITHOUT BORDERS, OUT PURPOSE DEFINED BY THE COLOR OF THE STAR WE LIVE UNDER
>punished Jor-El
In my experience, farmer's wives tend to be skinny or stocky
How much manual labor is she expected to do?
Here. Someone should edit her hair color to grey & and it could be fit her better IMO
Is it bad I'd smash both?
No, it makes you a true man of eclectic taste.
That just makes you Ben Franklin
10/10 Pa-kent tier taste
Not bad.
Jon...
Uncanny
If we're continuing the comparisons like with previous characters then Ma and Pa Kent are Inko Midoriya and Bryan Fury
Nah, Pa is All for One.
>If we're continuing the comparisons like with previous characters then Ma is Inko Midoriya
ok,makes sense
>Pa Kent =Bryan Fury
kek
>Pa kent laughing maniacally while farming
Kal El, you have betrayed the express command of your commander. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened the peaceful planet of Kypton and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of it's destruction! You are unworthy of these gift brought upon your dense molecular structure and solar enriched cell!
Wouldn't it be so funny if Clark had a thing for fat chicks because of her. Haha that be so weird.
Do you think he'd pull a Brosnan on Lois?
Kal you can bench the planet, this is just mean
How else is she supposed to lose all that fat?
>lose
He's Silver Age Supes. Being a Shit is usually his thing.
Aren't most southern moms fat?
Martha is mid-western but yes both are usually fat
>Pa Kent was an Architect before he became a farmer
it didn't occur to clark to use the padding instead of irradiating himself?
>Nero
>The Fat Roman Emporer
I guess there's worse things to be remembered for.
I find it funny how a lot Silver Age comics involved time travel and actual historical figures. What was up with that trend?
At that time they wrote history with the first idea they had
Being a comic book writer in the 50s was so easy. You just had to write whatever bullshit came to your mind as long as it wasn't politically concious.
The 50s had politically conscious books. A lot of them is what led to the CCA
Edutainment.
I thought "loyal colonist" meant pro-British, he should have said "American"
>Don't feel badly, chief!
I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>A fat cop with the last name Parker
In a less earnest culture, they'd have a accidentally called him Chief Porker at least twice by now.
Their design for Lara looks like Kuvira
Someone post the leak
That's Deku's mom
Wokes erasing the parts of "things going on right now, as well as since the beginning of the human race" that doesn't line up with their very sheltered worldview.
Farmer woman don't tend to look like that. They're scads more weathered.
>woman is too hot, this is a scheme by the wokes
they're trying to get me to watch this show by dangling a fat woman in front of me
it's working
Pa should be the fat one to set up the heart problem
No. I'm fricking tired of Pa dying of a heart attack while Clark is still young.
Although is better than having him moronicly letting a tornado kill him
The Kents both lived in that show ironically
STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
Did her and Jonathan hook up via FarmersOnly?
I'm going to comission porn of chunky martha kent, someone has to do it.
So this confirms Lois is Asian right?
Yes. The people who made this show are the type that would consider it cultural appropriation for someone wearing any attire outside their ethnic group.
Lois' dad is in the army so she could be a hapa
>Jonathan will end up a Dean Cain style hapa
STOP, HE'S ALREADY A MINORITY
Yeah, the character sheets mention that Lois is asian and the voice actress is asian as well. No spunky latina tomboys for you Cinemaphile
Pa you lucky man.
I need her so fricking bad.
You need her what?
SEX
>Palms are accurately portrayed with lighter shade
Is this the first cartoon in the modern era to do this? How long before somebody cries racism and the animators have to go back and redo every frame
This looks like Animan.
Also why is Steve a pajeet? Now that I think it it kinda makes sense
>Is this the first cartoon in the modern era to do this?
craig of the creek?
Even as a fatgay. I don't know how to feel about Ma Kent looking like this.
On one hand, yes, nice
On the other, I have literally zero desire to frick Clark's mom
Not going to lie between qt tomboy Lois and the lack of any decent DC animation for a while I'm looking forward to this.
I'm just happy for a Superman cartoon.
But will Jimmy get to date that horrible monster Lucy Lane?
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