My girlfriend is a brunette and I've always liked brunettes. Kathleen Kennedy really is ruining everything, and now Fleabag is going to ruin Tomb Raider too.
Upper class Anglos. UK is kind of falling apart and social mobilization is at an all time low. That's why so many of the new UK actors are from rich landed aristocracy or diversity hires.
She was digitally de-aged too
>She was digitally de-aged too
Oh of course. You then wonder why these films cost 300 million? They blow money on stupid shit like that. Why not just have Fleabag be the age she is supposed to be and save 50 million?
>Be big billion dollar studio >Analyze, optimize and audience test >This is the best you came up with
, optimize and audience test
The entire middle-upper management is dominated by women addicted to insta and twitter who are on some holy crusade to make every action movie be about strong empowered women. They think they know better. And I hear shit like how a lot of the internal polling is rigged to tell execs what they want to hear, so they don't even have good information coming in.
Indy literally says she's half his age and he's playing like a 70yo indy, and something along the lines of not seeing her for 20 years and she was like 12 during that incident with her father. My guess is she's supposed to be 30-35
Saying she graduated doesn't necessarily mean she "just" graduated. Otherwise she wouldn't have her career as a shady artifact dealer when Sallah looked her up. But regardless the script is a fricked up and reshot hack job anyway.
>I'm not sure how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man who cowers in the corner while his patronising goddaughter takes the lead, but that's what we're given, and it's as bleak as it sounds.
They think she's the next hot thing. Fleabag was a "hit" so everyone wants to get in on this next new star. Indy 5 casts her because they want British woman to be the lead like all of KK's new series. Then Amazon swoops in and hires her for Tomb Raider because they think they're being smart, and they're "stealing" the new Indianna Jones.
Of course the movie will bomb. Fleabag has no real celebrity.
she looks way too young to be playing a 22 year old white woman
>always brunettes with resting b***h faces
Why are they so obviously Kathleen Kennedy self-inserts?
because kennedy has blackmail on spielberg
My girlfriend is a brunette and I've always liked brunettes. Kathleen Kennedy really is ruining everything, and now Fleabag is going to ruin Tomb Raider too.
Id believe 42
>22-23 years old
>That hairline
Is this a brutal mogging or is she standing on something?
still would honestly
So this is the power of israeli nepotism
>So this is the power of israeli nepotism
Upper class Anglos. UK is kind of falling apart and social mobilization is at an all time low. That's why so many of the new UK actors are from rich landed aristocracy or diversity hires.
>She was digitally de-aged too
Oh of course. You then wonder why these films cost 300 million? They blow money on stupid shit like that. Why not just have Fleabag be the age she is supposed to be and save 50 million?
, optimize and audience test
The entire middle-upper management is dominated by women addicted to insta and twitter who are on some holy crusade to make every action movie be about strong empowered women. They think they know better. And I hear shit like how a lot of the internal polling is rigged to tell execs what they want to hear, so they don't even have good information coming in.
Bloody hell she is hideous.
Michael McDonagh can do better.
>Here are the kids i was telling you about
>80 year old man has a better hairline than you
ITS OVER
>22-23 yo [[[Norman]]]
10/10 in bongland
>when the child's scalp doesn't fit anymore
>This will sell our movie
>Why is it flopping reeee
that fricking mole on her head
COME ON
get hot women
sell hot movies
SIMPLE AS
>want to reboot the franchise with someone younger
>choose a 37 year old woman who hit the wall a decade ago
She was digitally de-aged too
>Be big billion dollar studio
>Analyze, optimize and audience test
>This is the best you came up with
, optimize and audience test
Using bad statistics will lead to bad outcomes.
That's what 22 year old alcoholics look like though.
I’m a 22yo alcoholic and people still think i’m in high school
Everyone on British TV looks like that. I don't watch British TV.
this is literally what 22 year old women look like nowadays
What are you talking about? She looks great for a horse
kathleen shouldve used her og self-insert for this one
>white woman age like milk and fricking all those arab wienerroaches only ages roasties faster.
Please stop with your lies.
Indy literally says she's half his age and he's playing like a 70yo indy, and something along the lines of not seeing her for 20 years and she was like 12 during that incident with her father. My guess is she's supposed to be 30-35
She said at the beginning she just graduated college.
Saying she graduated doesn't necessarily mean she "just" graduated. Otherwise she wouldn't have her career as a shady artifact dealer when Sallah looked her up. But regardless the script is a fricked up and reshot hack job anyway.
No she literally said she “just graduated”. I saw the movie like two hours ago.
She also asked the mutt kid if he knew how to fly a cessna and immediately shot him down saying she knows he's never flown a plane.
>half his age
That's just an expression meaning someone much younger
frick that she barely looks human, like her skeleton is trying to rip itself free of her face
>I'm not sure how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man who cowers in the corner while his patronising goddaughter takes the lead, but that's what we're given, and it's as bleak as it sounds.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20230519-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-review-gloomy-and-depressing-final-act
She's British. 99% of them age terribly.
Why Fleabag of all people?
>Why Fleabag of all people?
They think she's the next hot thing. Fleabag was a "hit" so everyone wants to get in on this next new star. Indy 5 casts her because they want British woman to be the lead like all of KK's new series. Then Amazon swoops in and hires her for Tomb Raider because they think they're being smart, and they're "stealing" the new Indianna Jones.
Of course the movie will bomb. Fleabag has no real celebrity.
She part of the in-crowd, has the right friends, and is a dark-haired british woman (which Disney is obsessed with)
That's a long way of saying "israeli"
She's a british aristocrat, surely they don't allow israelites in their ranks
The eternal israelite and eternal anglo came from the same cursed demon
What's the weird thing on her forehead? What does it want?
>The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex.
hahaha
meme magic is real
I bet they couldn't grow nothing on the old Bridge lands. if only they mentioned that in there, it would be perfect.
>It's real
>Supposed to be like 22-23 years old
I thought that was a 43 year old with a ton of cgi...