Suri Cruise has opted not to use her estranged father’s surname in the playbill of her school’s musical production.
The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who turned 18 on April 18, reportedly portrayed Philoclea in The Go-Go’s jukebox musical Head Over Heels.
In the playbill, the actress listed herself as “Suri Noelle,” taking on the middle name of her mother and ditching the Mission Impossible star’s surname, Hello Magazine reported.
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>11 years of no relationship
Who can blame them?
Cruise does not want to drag her into scientology.
thats a manly jawline
the daughters of CHAD often have many features, that's why women should choose twinks if they want pretty daughters
>CHAD
He's 5'5" and was literally a Tiger Beat twink when he was in his 20s
stfu tom may be a manlet but he's still a CHAD
Naw man. His chad image is a later career move. He was a total twink when he was young. Nothing wrong with that. Girls love twinks, don't kid yourselves.
he's just young with longer hair, he still looks masculine, look at that jaw (just like his daughter's)
>beast in 2024
is she poor
>CHAD
he had a surgery to look like that and he's still a MANLET
>Chad
hol’ up, aint this zesty lil’ ytboi finna be ‘bout 5’4?
yeah so he's short, he's a chadlet
The term Short King exists for a reason
Shiiet I’ma go clock him and den I do be taking all his swag fo’real. What Tommy gonna do? Then I be kang but I aint no shawtie y’know’msaying? Get me dat mansion, get me dem cars. Shiiet.
Look at this guy who thinks he can take Jack Reacher (short version)
more like jack reacharound
Jack Reacher Abridged
frickin b***h. hope he cuts her off.
Do you know what estranged means you Black person
He probably thinks it's eweird
>i'm estranged but i still use tom's credit cards hehe
no frick you, little c**t.
She got cut off the day she turned 18
you realize her mom is katie holmes right? not like her dad is the only one with money...
Not him, but if she's trying to become a singer/actress - that's where Tom comes into play
Nobody is questioning how beyond rich this b***h is. Look up the term "nepobaby". It's a hot topic rn.
I mean, it won't come into play because he's disowned her. She's not getting any benefits from his connections because there are none.
>he's disowned her.
I think that's more about Katie and her lopsided breasts
Tom is very close to his adopted kids, so I doubt he'd hate his real one
He's had zero contact with her on any level for 12 years. He literally stopped seeing or talking to her when she was like, 5 years old
He's close to his other kids because they stayed in the cult. They disowned their mother, who left.
>director- who's this fricking nobody why am I gonna put her in the lead?
>she's katie holmes daughter
>director- so?!
Compared to
>she's Tom Cruises daughter
>Director- HOLY SHIT welcome aboard!
You can't deny Cruise is box office gold.
Katie has no money. Nobody watches dawson's creek, not even netflix pushes that show.
Looks like someone mashed up both Rachel Dawes
Why would she not take "Holmes"?
She probably doesn’t want any assumption that she’s a nepo baby right off the bat
Yeah she's probably gonna just fly under the radar
I mean who honestly gives a shit about Katie Holmes? Was there anything about her career that showed her to have some acting talent? I know she got knee capped in the middle because of the marriage but even then what was her biggest role? Jack and Jill?
she could have blown herself up with TDK but she decided to do some meme film
The daughter can give herself a stripper's name, and she'd still gain way more privileges because all it takes is Tom Cruise, as a guilty father, to contact some people and ask them to help his daughter without even involving his name. Everyone would help her to make Cruise happy.
>Tom is her Golden Parachute
100%
But he's actually a good Dad to his adopted black son who isn't even his. NOTE: both Nicole and Katie dated black men immediately after divorcing Tom
nice looking breasts
she's a teenager
That's often when breasts are at their best
On present-day Cinemaphile this post is probably enough to get me banned. It's a simple truth and we all know it.
SHES A MONTH OVER 18, YOU SICK FREAK
>playbill of her school’s musical production.
who gives a frick
who
why hello beautiful
Nice rack. Unfortunate face.
>actress
oh, frick off
This what you'd assume a young Brooke Shields looked like if you only ever saw current Brooke Shields.
She looks taller than Tom already
>already 18
god damn
it's like we were posting those tummy pics with low rise jeans of her last year
absolutely Tenenbaum-ian
>In the playbill, the actress listed herself as “Suri Noelle,” taking on the middle name of her mother
then she's fricking done
fricking katie holmes ended up fricking jamie foxx and now she's a certified mudshark
you would think jamie would have some decency, you know since he worked with tom cruise on COLLATERAL....frick him.
PR couple. He lives close by and has a regular wife.
You can literally take the top half of her head here and the bottom half of his head and make her face in OP
>believing foxx is a heterosexual
lol
zesty
>believing tom cruise is a heterosexual
all of these dudes are gays. hugh jackman especially
Poor girl, having her mom railed by BBC must have traumatized her
Imagine if she did a revenge porn Maili-style and she stops throat fricking a Mandingo to look at the camera and say “Look dad! I’m doing it just like mom does!”
Imagine naming your daughter after an iPhone
I bet she didn't ditch her dad's money, women are fricking prostitutes.
>After 11 Years Of No Relationship
Why is that?
Nobody knows anything other than that he divorced Nicole Kidman after higher-ups at Scientology complained she wasn't strongly enough into it
Wrong wife. Suri is Katie Holmes kid. But Katie and Siri basically slipped from Tom’s Scientology bodyguards in the middle of the night without any possessions, helped by her father a team that rushed them to a secure location, filed separation and restraining orders within hours, before Cruise knew what happened. It was a serious cult intervention / escape, and they made sure to leak it to the press; the story was so damaging and embarrassing that Scientology basically had to disavow and “disconnect” them from the church and Tom. He was basically forbidden by Scientology from ever seeing them again. That said, Cruise seems to have softened a bit with the church; rumour is some of the negative press filtered through to him and he’s put some distance, though he still seem “loyal” and won’t say anything negative.
she's a bawd
Nice nipple piercing
>Why is that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disconnection_(Scientology)
Cruise is a high level member of a cult that has a policy of declaring anybody who is considered opposed to the cult persona non grata
He and his two other kids did the same to Nicole Kidman.
she's on the market bros
She looks mid as hell
I saw her irl
were her booba as lopsided as Katie's?
frick am i old
Speaking of Tom, the newborn blood is starting to wear off
>After 11 years of no relationship
Not cool at all, raise your daughter, Mr. Cruise.
her mom probably poisoned her view of him
although hes probably pretty weird being a scientologist and all, no way he wouldn't push her into that and she probably got tired of it
Definitely because of Scientology. Scientologists transformed Tom Cruise in their messiah and control every step of his life.
she doesn't want to announce our marriage yet
>the actress
Ah so she wants all the perks of benefitting from the nepotistic orgy that is hollywood, but doesn’t actually want the name that got her her unwarranted start. She’s definitely a biological woman alright.
facts and logic b***h
Whatever happened to tom cruise and Nicole Kidman's adopted kids after they split?
Iirc didn't both of them end up having real kids of their own. So what would happen to these other kids who are basically pets that neither parent probably truly loved as much as their own real kids?
The kids are close with Tom and went no-contact with Kidman because they're also scientologists.
Is no-contact a thing outside Hollywood? I've only seen celebs talk about that. That's such a fricked up way to deal with problems.
are you kidding? scientologists aren't the only ones who do it either, it's common with e.g. mormons as well
Damn. I can see limiting contact with parents to Christmas and maybe a phone call every month. But completely cutting off someone is only appropriate for instances of rape or extreme physical violence. My parents weren't great and I was a complete shithead starting in high school, but I call up once a week or every other week for 3 minutes just to make sure everyone's alive. This sounds like a woman thing. And Mormons seem real nice, shocked to hear.
Booba
but her father's name is mapother
So what was the big drama about? Her mom noped hard about scientology?
She’s listening to Com Truise.
she kinda looks like him
shes only 18 dam?
she has that zoomer ssri stare
tom couldn't save her from psychiatry.
Imagine how fricked in the head you'd have to be to disown your child from infancy because you're loyal to an ancient space king called Xenu
Well now that she's 18 let me just say that I would
LICK
HER
butthole
She's lucky she got Katie's genetics
She looks like she jerk offs two or three times a day
That's because she was raised with Jaime Foxx as a surrogate father
>Tom makes a Black raise his daughter while he gets paid millions to jump off airplanes and ride motorcycles
Based?
>Based?
yes
What a sad little autistic psycho.
>Suri Cruise Appears To "Ditch Her Father's Name" After 11 Years Of No Relationship with Tom Cruise, father of Suri Cruise, who we've called Suri Cruise in the headline of this article because she's the daughter of famous actor Tom Cruise despite no longer wanting to be associated with Tom Cruise, her father
What a b***h.
One of my cousins did this.
>uncle knocked my aunt up when they were 18
>twice
>ends up leaving her and marrying someone else
>several times
>his daughter decides that he's a bastard and changes her last name
She's pretty based and my uncle is kind of a weirdo.
what's the brand of those headphones?
Beats