You all know it's true. He'll, everyone knows it's the truth, but still you all keep denying it, to the point where normies think they got together as adults and had a family together. Well guess what, it isn't canon and will never be canon, no matter what that shit show known as Robot Chicken thinks
No one has ever or ever should care about this as much as you. Get therapy
You're just mad because you can't dispute me
This is your third, even more, identical thread. You don't seem very sure of what you're saying, then.
It's because you all don't seem to understand how unhealthy this relationship is.
b***h is playing hard to get, but it's so transparent. She's desperate for Calvin to give her the D. I thought Al Gore released a documentary about this a decade ago showing it was settled science.
Frick off, Cinemaphileutist.
This is the most dedicated autist we've had since Barneygay, I'm actually rather impressed.
What about the green gem spammer do they count?
Also Kevin Spencer
I wonder if they will start again as soon as they're unbanned
I hope they do.
How would Kevin Spencer fare in the world of Calvin and Hobbes
Sorry anon, they got married
I like how mad this makes Calvin and Hobbes fans
It doesn't make me mad at all, it makes me happy.
Have some more
I love these, they're really good.
Only the moronic ones who don't understand the concept of growing up.
Finding something dumb doesn't mean one is mad, and regardless neither does being 'mad' act as some kind of pseudo win-argument button.
It's enough to simply state that the number of childhood friends (particularly single-digit years) who end up getting married in modern American society is infinitesimally small.
OOC
Correct
I hope Bill Watterson comes out and just says they got married as adults just to spite you
Watterson barely knows how to use email, the frick makes you think he's gonna do a Q&A or something?
Being reclusive =/= being ignorant of technology
Look up his collab with the Pearls Before Swine guy he did a few years back, dude didn't know about email attachments or how they worked and needed help actually getting his drawings over to him for the collab. Imagine what he doesn't know how to use now
He probably forgot how to use email
One of these day I'm gonna make a poll asking if people on this board think that these two get together as adults, and I know everyone will say no
ROASTIES YOU QLL KNOW I AM RIGHT ON THIS. CALVIN WILL NEVER BE A BETTER PERSON, HE WILL NEVER BE NICE TO SUSIE AND THEY WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS
Why are people acting like Calvin eventually got his act together and had a family?
We all know he would have disappointed his parents and OD'd on oxies in his 20s.
So youu agree with me that he's doomed
Of course he's doomed. Watterson said so himself
Frick off Cinemaphileutist
Why, because you can't handle the harsh truth of reality?
Shut up and go away.
Not an argument
Dude, it's a comic strip that's ended and isn't getting any new official material, quit obsessing over it.
They're six, and they always will be. At this point it's like Bert and Ernie not being straight, gay, or anything else of that nature because they're puppets. Kids are like weird little gremlins who don't have fixed personalities yet. Any emotion you read into these children (who will be children FOREVER) is like people reading emotions into their pets, in that they don't experience life like adult human beings.
Nobody cares, or is able, to explain it in such a way that will make you understand, and you sure as shit won't change anybody's mind, so stop being a pud.
this would work better as a PNG ya dingbat. nobody WANTS you to post a jpg
They play house together, anon. If they actually truly couldn't stand each other, they would never hang out in any capacity. It's not uncommon for kids to act like they hate each other, then grow up to like each other when they grow past the cooties age.
Everytime they play house Calvin leaves because Susie annoys him. They're incompatible and always will be - they can never hope to overcome their differences
Whoever keeps spamming this lost their Susie, didn't they?
You mean the artist who posted it themselves
Yeah makes totally sense
Please frick off
Please frick on
Who is this schizo and why does he post daily about Calvin and Susie hating each other? Wish the mods would ban him.
I'm 90 percent sure it's Kevstar posting
Fun Fact: Calvin is Linus and Sally's son.
Same. Wish they'd stop spamming threads about their obsession.
Who?
A stupid b***h who has nothing better to do than to spam her art here all day
>back in highschool some girl would punch me and tackle me on the bus whenever I said gross things
>thought I was just irritating her because I was a fat weirdo
>look her up almost 20 years later
>she married some guy who could've been my brother
The whole "young girls tend to pick on boys they like" thing is a stereotype for a reason.
Damn I was wrong,
Add 3 morons
Nobody would care if you frickers didn't make a scene about it. Like we get it you like Kevin Spencer, there's no need to spam threads every damn day.
>Namegay
Just ask him yourself, he has no life outside of his drama on Cinemaphile
Yeah of course I will take the word of another moronic namegay ffs
Seems pretty convincing to me I've seen this kinda thing happen before.
Okay that's moronic like why harass this guy over being an autist when there's worse ones on here?
The guy had a mental breakdown everytime someone told him to frick off, it was fricking funny
Do it yourself, consider you're so fricking obsessed with him
The way you defend him just sounds like you're himself, you better stop now
I doubt it's him.
if they hate eachother, why do they spend so much time together. why does susie even interact with calvin so much
>parents make them hang out
theres like hundreds of strips with them spending time together at school, and after school, outside, completely unsupervised
im not even arguing they become a thing, get married, or even last outside of a single one night stand, just, theres something there, even fleetingly.
Frick off no one cares about your namegay obsession
I remember coming to this thread first time I saw it because it kept popping up and some other anon posted an author note talking about how their relationship was like him and his wife early on so what's the issue? How can you ignore that?
Denial and stupidity, or bait.
Just because Susie is based off Watterson's wife doesn't mean Susie and Calvin will get together. If anything, Watterson implies in the strip that it's impossible
>Susie is based off Watterson's wife according to Watterson
>This means Watterson implies in the strip that it's impossible for them to get together
That doesn't line up at all. In fact it would mean that it's more likely Calvin and Susie wind up together if Watterson is basing Susie on his wife since he's, you know, currently married to her.
You don't get it. The point of Calvin and Hobbes is that life is unfair and people suck, and they will never understand you. They will never become friends and they will never be happy together. They will never understand each other. Anyone who ships them is not a fan of the comic
It's a comic strip, chill out.
You can keep living in a fantasy world where Calvin matures, has a friend in the form of Susie and him having a family. It's not realistic
'I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.'
Calvin and Suzie are fictional. The fan-fiction you're alluding to is also fictional.
None of it is real. You can relax now.
Calvin will never mature and he's never going to be a good person