Swan Princess

Who was in the wrong here?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're kidding, right? Apearances deteriorate with age, and in this context he meant "beauty" only as physical appearance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's the joke.
      However she could be one of those chicks that becomes a hot silver fox. Maybe the Prince is into that too. Granted he'll also be old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I get the joke, I'm baffled by OP asking for it to be explained.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He could mentioned how her fertile womb can provide him many heirs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her womb turns out to not be fertile.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their parents literally grooming them was kinda fricked. I get that it’s part of their duty as the heirs to two monarchies, but for that matter, monarchies are pretty fricked in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Odette's father doesn't have a wife, Derek's mother doesn't have a husband, and they need to reunite their kingdoms via marriage, why didn't they get married?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They may have been afraid they were too old to make an heir that shared both of their bloodlines. If they just passed the torch to Derick upon their deaths, people from Odette’s country might be pissed that Derick’s bloodline just took them over.

        Although I bet they also just plain didn’t want to, and that was probably more important to them, because I imagine they were huge hypocrites.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is pretty funny in hindsight considering they just adopt a kid in the sequels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the old guy in OP's pic fricking Derek's mom?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought his official title was some kind of counselor or servant. I guess maybe they engaged in a little light flirting that I’m not remembering, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t explicitly fricking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even as a kid I thought it was weird that the parents were pushing them together. Granted, they allowed the kids to grow together instead of the doing the real life thing of forcing them together when they got into breeding age, so I'll give them that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >monarchies are pretty fricked in the first place.
      Compared to how gay and moronic democracy ended uo being, monarchy isn't so bad.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing is this was never resolved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needed a training arc to slay the wizard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When Derick says “I love you Odette. I always have.” at the end, he admits that he loved her even before she got hot, finally proving that he loved her beyond just her beauty, which is why it serves as a true declaration of everlasting love and breaks the curse.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >swan cloaca

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care someone post the brown cute Princess

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow thank you Rebecca

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swan Princess has 9 movies. Jesus Christ!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for the same reason the land before time has like 20 movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just like how Alpha and Omega had 7 sequels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is the same studio, after all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Public domain fairytales and everyone wanting to cash in on disney princesses

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neither are Brunhilda so I disregard them both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got something for ya

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moar
        The same thread that produced these also had some racier art of the Corn Princess

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You for watching it, homosexual.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh damn, it's been a long ass time since I've seen this movie. Used to watch it all the time on VHS, but I understood jack shit as a dumb kid. All I remember is the big kiss and that was worth it in my mind.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What more do woman want!?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both
    He is an idiot for thinking beauty is all that matters to a woman. She is an idiot for thinking she has giving him any reason other than being hot to be interested in her.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its kinda sad when you consider the fact the old guy in the last frame is the only one of those three still alive.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the movie isn't anything to write home about, but I like the characters and I think they're pretty together.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they grew together and only finally cared once they got hot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, yes they did.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the citizens really get their taxes lowered?

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