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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedfish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Swordsneed

      sneedarella

      Hi,

      I'm new here, would one of the village elders mind explaining this meme?

      Thank you,
      - Alan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got em

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, did you say something? I was distracted a little.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit. watch a real movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sneedarella

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swordsneed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poor mans true lies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I M A G I N E
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STATUESQUE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >here's that attractive female i was telling you about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this never gets posted anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice and based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Improved version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it's because I was still young but this scene was hot, I don't give a frick about memes
      Tia Carrere might've started my yellow fever though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAA BOOBA BOOBA CUMMA MOMMA SUCKA

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Halle Berry is an actress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      steven tyler with boobs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CHOCOLATE MILK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Halle Berry was something else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She still looks unironically hot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sawdust? Applesauce? My chunky cum? What are we lookin at here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like she smells good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at that 5 o clock shadow. getting serious The Rock vibes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to our beautiful movie starlets? I wanna go back to the 2000s.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's a bunch of money
    >show breasts
    >"okay"

    How much did they pay her? I wonder how many non-nude actresses would've sold their dignity like this. Why aren't there more cases like this? Surely some rich saud prince could do it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah those breasts were a big letdown

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde that sucked off Jackedman was hot af

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was gross. Bogdanoffed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lil gayboi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she the hottest black actress?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never got this meme of her being attractive.
    On top of that she seems to be a generally shit actress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was hot as frick in bullworth
      was a childhood boner for me so maybe im biased

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's pretty fricking stupid

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino soundtrack

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are black lingerie panties so fricking kino bros?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just never really liked Halle Berry as much as everyone else

    She looks like she's got roastie hangers

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this one's got a 22%, but it's impact of making kids get jungle fever is undeniable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prime holly was so fricking hot bros. Why didn't get more of her? HUMADAHUMADAHuMMMM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the days when Hollywood cast attractive black women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brehs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my first erection

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >someone got to frick this
    and what are you doing?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts alone are worth 20%. So does this mean the overall movie is only a 5?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this movie was largely responsible for my jungle fever

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they got filtered by the flawless plan in the end and coped by calling it shit

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the webm of her and billy bob thornton fricking in monster's ball

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