Sydney Sweeney is confirmed to play Julia Carpenter in ‘MADAME WEB’.
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Sydney Sweeney is confirmed to play Julia Carpenter in MADAME WEB.
Madame Bweb
Im confirmed not to give a frick
we've known for fricking months, you waifu-posting, moronic douchebag
I'm gonna madame web in my pants
;^)
do it on my face instead haha
I will not post the new photoshoot Sydney did because I’m a good anon and respect the board.
Yeah, and?
Is that her, or a random white girl?
it's from euphoria. it was either behind the scenes stuff from filming, or fake "candid" stuff filmed for the show, e.g. her "nudes" at the end of one of the episodes. i didn't actually watch the show because it's all degenerate israelite propaganda so I couldn't tell you for sure.
But is it her or just some random white girl?
it's her. are you faceblind?
If SONY doesn't frick up she'll look great on the costume
Most of the current on set pics show her dressed like a geek with very loose fitting clothes. I don't think the movie is going to have them in the skin tight suits. Hopefully I'm wrong.
Looks actually moronic.
looks like one with not a complex mind, but not moronic. just a rustic, simple kind of girl.
They'll cg her bubs out leaving us nothing but her fetal alcohol syndrome face
HONK HONK
She makes her adult self look like danny de vito
The seethe of that other girl just adds so much to the webm
the amount of envy in that room, christ.
Nothing erotic about that outfit
i miss super low rise jeans and lots of flat tummy showing in fashion. shame all women are just too fat to pull it off in current year.
Actually theres plenty of women who can pull it off, it's just that since high rise is the lame fashion nowdays they don't wear them, Taylor Swift is an example
I've seen this way more common on teenagers whenever I go out on shopping. especially in the places where there's working class people.
I'd want the white woman to be honest.
You think that Asian woman actually looks like that?
She has her fricking jaw shaved off, cheeks done, nose done and lord knows what else. Even after all that the only negative Sweeney has next to her are her dopey eyes.
All that plastic surgery to only end up not looking better than a slightly above average white woman.
the korean b***h looks plastered to hell and back lol. i'd rather have semi slampig face sweeny and berry my dick etc
Needs a black girl for more diversity <3
Is she the blandest, most average Hollywood hot girl ever?
she has GREAT breasts though
Becomes a turn off when you realize how small and stumpy she is
>Becomes a turn off when you realize how small and stumpy she is
?t=12
that's the appeal
she looks like a normal attractive girl from high school/college with huge pornstar breasts
>hot girl
Only on heavy TikTok and Instagram camera filters and even that didn't save her against Wony
We're just thankful that there's A Hollywood hot girl even allowed in 2023.
>hollywood hot girl
....
>white
>big breasts
>non-landwhale
would
She has a 7 face and 32F breasts. That's enough to be a star
I don't know what that is or who that is and why I should care. Is this a trans people thing?
Chick with big breasts who likes to show them off on Euphoria which also has a troony so easy to confuse
Hunter, despite being a troony, is honestly better looking than her in terms of face. Catch her in a candid where she isn't frauding and you realize how dogfaced she is
>Hunter, despite being a troony, is honestly better looking than her in terms of face.
I'm not even joking
I don't think yiu are, I just think you're attracted to masculine faces and features like most of this shithole
That's a man in a dress. You are a homosexual.
I think it is the actor who comes here to talk about himself and he is the person who opens all these troony threads
That honestly has to be it. Didn't his diaries get posted somewhere? I see no difference between him and whatever insane Twitter troon who is wallowing in that godforsaken service. He's completely insane and the gays who say shit like that about him need to take a step back and clear their head from the internet overuse and cognitive dissonance and realize what the frick has happened to them to say those things without a shred of irony.
this has got to be the most annoying bunch of self-entitled arrogant snowflakes. I wouldn't be able to last a minute in their company
>uses a pic where he's not even looking at the camera, let alone has his eyes open
I'll just say I'm a gay and think he's attractive as a woman but what a stupid picture to use, anon. If you're baiting, do better.
For me it's Hunter, Maude, and Alexa. Sydney too but only in her mechanic tiktoks.
Alexa mogging
No he's not, you're just a homosexual.
Sounds like you enjoy the company of other gentleman, anon... Sexually.
I've got news for you. YOU GAY!!!
I really like his hair.
Is he trying to get a job on the next, (hopefully) last ever season of Rangs of powahh
He looks just like Ezra Miller. It's uncanny.
Ezra Miller has a chin.
Ezra is anomalous, he's that rare handsome k*ke
(PS Margolis from Breaking Bad is in hell right now - with the other blood drinking, money changing, Christ killers).
damn hubba bubba wubba awooga wooga
NOOOOO PUT ME BACK. I CANT UNSEE IT. MY FANTASY IS BROKEN
You were attracted by a man. You had a chump in your pants due to another man in a dress. That's your reality. Suffer.
>tfw
You are a homosexual
Oh ok gay lol
>that beak
>no chin
obsessed
Id leave some webs on her cleavage.
I want to marry her so fricking bad.
Sydney Sweeney isn't playing Blackcat because Kevin Feige won't allow her to appear in the Spider-Man franchise, Amy Pascal knew the audience wanted her in the Spider-Man franchise and the only way to bring her in was her being one of the Spider-Women, the fans wanted Black Cat, but Kevin Feige doesn't like her and won't allow her in the MCU.
It's probably for the best. Black Cat would almost certainly be played by some purposely ugly Black, just to continue the demoralization campaign. Can't have hot white women in hollywood anymore.
He said in a thread about a hot white woman who is in a Hollywood film.
Exception that proves the rule.
>uh that doesn't count! while i'm whining that Sydney Sweeny isn't a comic book character especially!
Does she do nudes on her OF or is it just lewd?
Praying for nudes
just lewds
troon
Imagine the glazed look in her eyes when you grab her waist.
who the frick is this goddess?
Image search is only pulling up this thread. It might be some woman anon knows.
erica manzoli my brothers
Thanks anon
>whines about how Sydney Sweeney wasn't cast as a comic book character
>Sydney Sweeney is cast as a comic book character
>DOESN'T COUNT
Back to your pod and finish up your plate of wienerroaches bugman.
We knew this like a year ago. They filmed it last year. Moner is playing Anya Corazon/Spider-Girl.
Moner boner alert
And just to set the record straight: No one in latin america has the last name CORAZON. No such thing.
It's like an american named STEVE FREEDOM
It's a comic book
Whoa you're onto something here.
>he doesn't know Steve Freedom
He's a great dude.
But why ISN'T Captain America named Steve Freedom?
Madam who?
Madame Web
Should have casted that hot granny from the Ant Man movie
Nagger, you need to be 18 to post here.
That old chick is the one from the "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio.
I wasn't born when that song/music video came out but it's a classic am*rikkkan n_gger hip hop song. The YouTube video has like 1Billion views, most people have send it, at least in part, would recognise the younger version of the "hot old lady"
meds
Meds?
I've got a large, very large Aryan rectal suppository - with your name on it, sweet cheeks.
I won't even lube up, I know you homos like pain.
Which casting agent keeps lurking here? Bastard got me pinned. I may break down and see this in theaters.
Latina tummy. Tastes like papaya.
Saved.
isn't this little guy licking the glass because he's overheating/suffering from heat exhaustion?
He's thirsty. Like me.
Find me that bottle.
>you will never dump load after load down that high-capacity throat
me cleverly disguised as a water bottle
How do you achieve this?
cleverly
Imagine
moner cute
Who's the old b***h with the black hair?
I need to pull down her tight jeans, just enough to enter her c**t. A few pumps in I'd be ready to pull out (if I remembered) and busy all over those nice jeans.
Isabela Merced
I clearly, meant:
>Who's the old, tall, WHITE b***h with black hair?
I know who Isabell Moner is - I've needed that brown/tanned pussy since I saw her in Sicario 2 (don't hate on me - it's not my fault they cast a late teen as a school girl).
>not recognizing dakota johnson
suspiria sucked
>hello one ticket to Madame Web please
>I eat MATH for breakfast
What does it mean?
MATH
>Male
>American
>Thulean
>Hyperboreans
I'm Math.
God the brunette is so fricking cute
Which one? There's two of them?
Cast is
>Isabela Moner
>Sydney Sweeney
>Emma Roberts
>Dakota Johnson
Did Cinemaphile cast this?
If they had cast a cute black girl instead of that ugly chick I'd believe someone from here was in a casting office
>Moner's striped swimsuit
>Emma's black dress
>Dakota's yellow bikini
What's Sweeney's entry for "GOAT Cinemaphile image"? Which they seem to have cast from.
Gosh I just wanna do horrible things to her.
Like tell her how I feel and take her out to dinner. Maybe even cuddle.
>All that gay shit
So you like to be treated badly, barred from getting into any pussy?
Nagger, quit being cringe. If you like being degraded as a fetish - seek help or hide it even on here.
I don't like being degraded, wtf?
Why would you want to simp for a woman?
Treating women like princesses (see your list) is how you get a b***h to friend zone you, treat you like dog shit.
Hence, I recognised you must like being treated badly/degraded.
Simple as.
NO NICE GUYS, EVER. Quit being nice.
I don't subscribe to the belief that I have to be a detached edgelord to obtain any semblance of happiness in the world.
This isn't a question of belief, women should be praising God everyday that they're allowed to leave their family home without chaperones.
When you treat them well - I assume you want to treat them well most the time. You're setting us all back, putting c**ts on a pedestal is a guaranteed way to get a woman to act like a n_gger towards youm
>allowed to leave their family home without chaperones.
I don't feel like babysitting grown b***hes, homie
Actually, I concede to everyone ITT. I like to suck giant wieners and am trans btw. Don't know if that matters
bump
Does anyone have any images or webms they’d like to post to prove that Miss Sweeney is an appropriate choice for this role?
I, too, would appreciate a thorough examination of her body of work in order to properly grasp the depth of her skills.
personally i don't believe it she doesn't have the figure
This?
>See breasts
>Become happy
>boyfriend and her move into apartment
>witness some guy cheating in another building
>Sydney tells the girl being cheated on
>they witness her ending up getting fake killed
>yadda yadda somehow Sydney ends up posing naked for the guy who was cheating on what she thinks is his now-dead girlfriend
>this escalates to her riding him for all he's worth while her boyfriend watches from the same spot they watched the guy dicking her cheat on his girlfriend
probably her best sex scene, tbh
what in the frick kind of moronic cuck movie is that
USA zoomer slop
There's a large chance the movie is targeted at females
her best sex scenes are still from Euphoria season 2 because her tiddies were the largest then and they really seemed to focus in on them
>the breasts
>the spotless skin
>the tasty curves
>her strong features which any high T man would appreciate
>I'll never be able to feel her in my arms
It's so fricking over.
those red spots on her skins are proof of her herpes
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What do you think her movie was about?
It was the hollywood version of Tsukihime and she was to play Arcueid
hopefully non-pregnancy induced lactation
>Moner with Sydney Sweeny in this
>Moner with Cailee Spaeny in Alien Next
>Moner with Rachel Brosnahan in Superman Legacy
We're gonna be eatin good
Alien Next?
can't wait
Moner
>Identifying Moner
>Yep, it's Moner
ok so she is in fact physically capable of fully opening her eyes. she just chooses not to?
SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLACK CAT HOLY FRICK WHY CAN'T YOU SONY FRICKS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Moner AND Sweeney in the same movie in tight superhero costumes?
Fate is smiling upon us.
hmmMMMMmmmm
> Merced and Sweeney in tight costumes. = 500 Coom Points.
> Merced and Sweeney get tied/webbed up at some point. = 250 Coom Points
> Merced and Sweeney get tied/webbed up, bound together, at some point. = 500 Coom Points
>those chicken legs
lmao
Bugposter: DEFEATED
I want to put my mouth on every part of Syndey Sweeney's body.
based Samsung Galaxy Z Flip owner.
sell me on it in 10 or less words
Flip phone with smartphone capabilities, plus Sydney Sweeney has one.
no woman in america owns an android
>Sydney Sweeney has one
She doesn't, that took place at a Samsung event. As another anon said, it's social suicide to not own an iphone.
>social suicide to not own an iphone.
Jesus Christ! Imagine being such a bunch of mindless consoomers that owning a phone with less features is socially acceptable.
Nothing dries a woman's pussy faster than getting a text from a guy and seeing it has a green message bubble. This is not a defense of Apple's overpriced trash, but if you want to get laid that's the price you have to pay.
>owning a phone with less features
Exactly. Androids have nerd energy.
how fricking soulless and bland do you have to be to give a shit about what brand of phone someone owns?
And here we see the apple cultist doing what he does best: Making shit up on the internet to defend the company of a thief who's been dead for over a decade.
They hated him because he told the truth.
>implying I give a rat's ass what some roastie thinks about me
NGMI
>le brand name that charges a thousand dollars for a phone that will be obsolete in two years!
Goyim are such Black person cattle I don't even blame the israelites anymore
>unlike MEEEEEEEEE
Yeah true, unlike me. I have a piece of shit phone that I bought for like $70 three years ago and it barely turns on. It's a point of pride for me since smartphones are fricking pieces of shit that made the internet accessable to morons and ruined the internet.
Accessible*
The piece of shit autocorrect on my computer changed it to "access able" so I just removed the space without thinking about it
the reason asians do the "peace" sign all the time, is because it helps to cover their disgusting bug face
You can "fix" skinny legs by having her eat a hamburger.
There is no fixing troony Sweeney's ugly face
>cute tanned girl was not on the photo and still she is behaving nice towards sydney
She's a 10/10
post that video of her promoting pink lingerie
Yeehaw.
There's a lucky dude out there who has her as an older sister.
uh
She's got me shooting webs.
Damn, women are getting the midget treatment now? You can’t win in this world
>Sydney Sweeney CONFIRMED
To be milking my cokkk, birthing my son's (soon)...
Dont care
breasts
What is it about Sexy Sweeney that makes bugposters seethe so much? Is it a natural defensive reaction to seeing how obviously outclassed your ugly oriental hags are by the crackazoid?
She has great breasts.
I need the webm where she shows her tummy, pronto
It's always bizarre when Cinemaphile tries really hard to convince other people that a specific actress is ugly. Like, yeah the b***h has ugly eyes... so stop looking at them. You should be staring at her breasts with the rest of us.
that's not the same girl right?
Yes, before the surgeries
it's her without makeup. kpop idols slather two inches of makeup on their face to look white.
>tries to stick into her ass
>has to cough
>she laughs at him
why are women so cruel
view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be108847107c
He should have pounded her butt hard for that.
Name?
When is Euphoria season 3 gonna come out?
this new set is pretty hot but mods really hate Sydney threads
Why does this pic make it look like she's about to seductively take a dump?
Madam Webb probably won't be good or change her career but the comedy she made might. I'm guessing it'll come out first
Costume?
I love Sydney so much it's unreal
this guy and the guy that posts that blonde C list actress in every thread are the absolute worst posters on this board
The guy who always posts 'Meds' is the worst.
Gadongay’s amusing just for the mere virtue of him simping for such a mediocre actress. I still don’t get why.
>Not even the most attractive, just your generic blonde.
>Doesn’t even have that impressive of a filmography.
>Not even multi talented
Yet somehow she gets this treatment. Why?
I think it's specifically because she's so boring and generic that absolutely no one would ever even remember her, let alone have her as their waifu. So he has no competition. He also explicitly stated his intent to "stop" webm threads by spamming them at some point.
You called?
I kneel
MUST IMPREGNATE
Sydney Sweeney is what stable diffusion would pop out if it was programmed with my porn HDD's content
I wish they'd stop trying to up-age younger actresses. They always go overboard on everything, make-up, hair, etc. and they end up looking weird because it doesn't play to their strengths.
Can't wait
Tummy.
wasn't that brunette just in some movie recently where she was the new young girl? jesus she looks like she's the 40 year old mom character already.
Imagine Dakota Mommy Domming them.
If she's so ugly why do you have to draw a cartoon of a photo to illustrate that
because then he can deceitfully exaggerate every single line on her face while ignoring the lines on the asian's face.
Frick off wonyBlack person
She was like 14 on the left. She grew into her face.
Still ugly, PET-filled, silicone-injected, bone-shaved, eyesocket-glued asiaticy plastic bug.
96% of Korean men would take Sydney over their plastic idols.
How badly is Sony going to ruin all those costumes?
Make them CG
>mfw yandex imaging op pic
i think im finally going to coom to this b***h tonight
The white woman is hotter.
imagine simping for insects
Kpop tards are mostly low-T braindead morons, tbh.
Anon being right for once?!
Just because white women constantly reject you doesn't mean you'd have a chance with an asian women either, no matter how much you simp for their higher quality plastic surgery
>white women constantly reject you
What century are you in? By far the most attainable women on the entire planet and this isn’t hyperbole or just some snipe, it’s 100% true. Stray dogs thinking they’re still status when they’re just the most useful-idiot tools of global capitalism.
Why are people obsessed with trying to convince others that she's ugly?
I think she's gorgeous.
They're mentally broken bugmen with next to no T-levels. Any man with decent T would want to frick the shit out of this woman and marry her and have her birth his kids.
Things I want
1: To kiss Sydney
2: To kill all bugposters
It's a bit unnerving how consistently the bugposter has been at posting in every actress thread on Cinemaphile over the years. He's like some kind of rogue AI.
He's been at it for years. He used to be "girls in this thread with Asian guys". This gimmick has lasted about half as long so far.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/1KOZx8wJH6Bs7YEO5wqM3g/
He's this poster too, it goes on for ages.
I don't get how he always evades bans.
I don't mind bug girls, but the guy is such a gay about it
which prostitute i should buy
https://www.roksa.sx/category/gdynia/
Right is an actual human. Left is a soulless creature wrought and molded by plastic surgeons.
We had 10/10 Kat dennings for over a decade and Hollywood ignored her huge breast, now we get this derpy face idiot. I hate hollywood.
Kat Dennings IS derpy faced.
I'm not sure I've ever looked at her face before.
Her face is ok. But who cares about that when you have those 10/10 tiddies right there? At least be thankful we have attractive, busty chicks in movies again.
Dakota has the boobs and Elle has the ass. I love pairings like this tbh, where each girl is stacked but only in 1 way.
so many deleted posts but one with the most nudity is left standing
just give me the coomer pics and webms
mods are sitting and waiting for the moment one coomer pulls the trigger
Mommy
she should play my "my wife" in "real life"
she should play "this guy's wife who cheats on him with me" in "real life"
Where are the sexy pictures of women? Why did I even enter this thread if there ain't no pictures.
>still no new webms or pics
shit thread
they've already been posted and deleted, slowpokoomer
i want something new when I enter a thread like this
i'm dissapointed
She looks like a sloth. Well maybe she's a good actress.
who's power fricking her tittays?
I get disturbing Birds of Prey vibes from this
It's a group of women protecting a baby. Has the potential to be very based, but they likely won't take that route.
True. I hope they're all b***hy girlboss types and discover how wonderful motherhood is and being protecting and nurturing and israeliteony would totally allow that. Pffff, as if.
how does she fit in MCU if they try to get her over like they did with Venom then?
It's impossible for them to do worse than that
THEY'LL FIND A WAY. Look at what counts as the attractive female in the last Transformers and Ninja Turtles movies.
Moner?
There was another one?
it's ages ago when she was average as hell and had the pedo audience in their grip but it's the MercEND now
We are talking about this actress you moron
And I'm talking about Mexi Maisie, so? Appears to be a free for all here anyways
Moner won. Get over it.
Get an appointment with a psychiatrist. You're suffering from severe delusions and need immediate pharmacological treatment
so I have a chance?
>Millennial women are career slaves and think having a kid is le patriarchy
>Zoomer women want to be mothers
God please tell me 31 isn't too old to land a zoomer wife. I fricking hate millennial prostitutes so fricking much.
I'm 30 and my girlfriend is 19, you can do it anon
Sweeney + Moner + Best Emma =
Any C list aspiring actress should buy Mia Khalifa size huge cans and she'll instantly get roles
Sydney's are real.
Shouldn't the trailer for her rom com be dropping soon? Probably one of the only movies I'm still looking forward to this year.