He makes shitty youtube videos with the angry video game nerd who also makes shitty youtube videos
But he made these comics ten years ago also which is funny
The Australian media was crying about the show "joking" about her "assets". The show doesn't even air here. We really so have the worst media in the world.
She may not have your low t estrogen fueled gynecomastia laden man milker honkalabalonkalas, but her sweet breasts are easily better than what 99% of men even dream of fondling.
>her breasts are only average at best too
Her breasts are spectacular, and almost perfectly sized for her frame. Not too big, not too small, well shaped with lovely nipples.
She has an average face, sure, but she was blessed in the boob department.
>9th wave feminism >women embrace their femininity and beauty after the evil patriarchy tried to turn them into ugly men against their will
can't wait for that one
>Saying anything negative, joke or otherwise, about Biden is illegal.
what moronic fricking world have you morons been living in?
to the extreme lefties biden is a genocidal frick for aiding israel and a zionist lover
holy frick how do you stupid fricks not know that the left now hates israelites and biden more than you and people actually cheer them on because they say "zionist"
same reason why they are pushing zendaya,that ugly guy from bear show or whatever junkie celebrity from any new netflix show = because its making them money
for some reason whenever i hear the name Sydney Sweeney i keep thinking its that troony but nevermind that things name is Hunter something or other, im an almost 40 year old boomer and dont watch any of this shit so i keep mixing up all these homosexuals from these young people shows its hard to keep up with the stuff thats popular with the broccoli heads i gave up trying because it all looks like shit ill stick with reruns of my old man shows from the 90s and 2000s thank you very much!
Can we all just agree that hot women are all built for any big wieners that are able to make their way through the gauntlet to be have the opportunity to sate the pussy?
Can we all just agree that hot women are all built for any big wieners that are able to make their way through the gauntlet to be have the opportunity to sate the pussy?
Is that the celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon? Star of television, film, stage, voice actress, ballet dancer, model, screenwriter, producer, director, wife and mother with a prolific and accomplished 25 year career?
FACT: in 20 years time, when everybody has forgotten about her, sweeney is going to do exactly jennifer love hewitt did and complain about being sexualised in her mid 20s when she was too young and naive to understand what was happening, she will conveniently forget to complain about the millions upon millions of dollars she made in exchange for this and behave like she was an unwitting victim
the candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
Does it even matter? She already got naked multiple times, we already have more busty cleavage shots from red carpet events they would fill up entire threads. Even if they deflate in two years the golden age of Sydney Sweeney and her breasts is archived for anyone to enjoy.
I chuckled even though I was expecting. She's a very rare type of hot bimbo because she doesn't seem to be entirely self absorbed and obnoxious
And women absolutely hate her very existence so she can't be all that bad
My dick is getting HARD right now frick im gonna stroke it to this white b***hes FAT breasts yummy yummmmy give me squirty TITTY juice in my dirty little fricking MOUTHHOLE
At what point is this just considered violently intrusive overexposure? i don't even watch tv but I can't online without this stupid b***hes face all over.
i never watched snl until last night and is it really always like that? Because that was mostly good and funny, police station, judges, airbnb and bowen's straight were even great
Even if you for some reason consider her face particularly "beautiful", she has one of those faces where you know the wall is coming in hot for her and its not going to be kind. She's like 26 right? I give her 3 years of decent looks at most.
me on the left
The final boss of butterfaces
I think her face is cute
She's not a butter face
She's not super attractive (in the face) but she's too pretty too be a butter face she's something in-between
Time to come out of the closet buddy
gay gay gay
This angel makes Cinemaphile tranvestites seethe so much. She rubs their nose in the lie they live every day.
>everyone screaming about her breasts
>for me it's those legs
Why did ppl get mad at this? That’s how you know this overrated b***h has a team of shills constantly trying to keep her relevant
>why do people hate favs
I don't know dude,you are probably right, it's the shills
homosexual posts like yours never post their ideal.I bet it's some Korean bug or some muscle gay actor
god she is so pretty
My ideal is a woman who has nice breasts but also an attractive face, unlike Sweeney. Prime Alison Brie comes to mind
She's cute, she's got a girl next door quality to her that someone like Lili Rheinhart lacks.
huge naturals
Frick off already with that ugly FAS prostitute.
Who do you think you're impressing?
You sound just like this. But your voice is higher pitched and squeaking like a loose floorboard.
is mike matei and his huge dick already a mainstream normalgay joke
Mike talked about his dick all the time
I don't know who Mike Matei is but if he's a Black person then that's been the state of mainstream comedy for the last 10 years at least
>I don't know who Mike Matei is
He's a clip art cartoonist?
He makes shitty youtube videos with the angry video game nerd who also makes shitty youtube videos
But he made these comics ten years ago also which is funny
I think that would be funny too thoughbeit
>all the men positively regarding her, their attention rapt
>even the black lady can see Sweeney's breasts from the back and wants to get a suck in
she cute
she shouldn't let those freaks see her I hate her
woof
yjk
me on the left
army dog bros
we made it
>armydogmansoldier
NO SHIT...
that's the same dog!
>commits war crimes in Gaza because LE METHOD ACTING meme
>gets to motorboat sidney's sweeneys
Doesn't seem fait to me tee bee aich
___ ____ ____
Simplemente sabes
data status?
Acknowledged
HOT
YOU JUSY KNOW
Thou simply realize.
You need not query.
KNOTTED
Hollywood is all over the KNOT.
Unfunny and moronic
She made me laugh and she is smart!
maybe on planet moron
Huh?
Wat u mean?
He's calling you stupid
The gave us the requested booba sketch.
No complaints.
Lefty sites and social media hated this episode so much. They're going all Mean Girls because of a hot cis female host and one Biden joke.
god those fricking breasts
You mean people actually notice that show is still on air, and she is still on it?
I am super surprised about that.
The Australian media was crying about the show "joking" about her "assets". The show doesn't even air here. We really so have the worst media in the world.
I've noticed that the Australian media is way more prudish than the average Australian person.
imagine the smell
PITS AND breasts
That's all she'll ever be known for.
She has a bad face and no curves in her hips.
Sure anon. Sweeney gives all the guys the ick. It's not just you.
>the ick.
Why do you talk like a pathetic woman?
yikes
Not to sound too much like a homosexual but what an ugly outfit what's she even wearing looks like she has her pants pulled down
Last night's SNL was 9-11 for Sarah Simps.
Squirm a cute.
A CUTE!
This is funny image but they suck so hard at executing the ideas
the three of them were beautiful, sarah is so good looking there
Anon you're schizophrenic
>people have faces
what a SHOCKING revelation
Gardner looks like one of those puppets from Spitting Image
Who are these boglodytes?
BRUTAL
her breasts are only average at best too
post better ones then
This is your argument against Sydney?
Fricking pathetic
Uppy, me thirsty!
big milkies though
God, I love pale women with big milkers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm Argentinian.
I love Sarah Gadon.
How can someone be thin with big milkers, yet be so utterly unsexy?
>blocking 90% of your fanbase
>she will never do a porn parody of poor things
life is pointless
So she is ok with tit comments as long as it down at involve the word milk?
>the weight of the tit drop
Hnnnng
In what universe are those average?
>her breasts are only average
I frickin wish it was true
those breasts are immaculate, like her next movie.
She may not have your low t estrogen fueled gynecomastia laden man milker honkalabalonkalas, but her sweet breasts are easily better than what 99% of men even dream of fondling.
Nips are a bit gross to me. Not a fan of large areolas at all.
not mention they'll be hanging down to her vadge in 10 years
This 5 frame a second gif really doesn't do them justice
>her breasts are only average at best too
Her breasts are spectacular, and almost perfectly sized for her frame. Not too big, not too small, well shaped with lovely nipples.
She has an average face, sure, but she was blessed in the boob department.
shape and size are perfect, but the nipples aren't pink and a bit too big for my taste.
ywnbaw
I noticed that on the photo I hotglued
8th wave feminism
>9th wave feminism
>women embrace their femininity and beauty after the evil patriarchy tried to turn them into ugly men against their will
can't wait for that one
Saying anything negative, joke or otherwise, about Biden is illegal.
So you are in prison right now?
This isn't pol, you know that right?
I get your board is dead with no humans left in there, but you can go right back.
Thank you for proving my point
Did you block him for saying something you didn't like? Oh, wait -- open board. You can't do that here.
U -- so -- angry now.
>snl is for teenagers
wut, none under 35 watches that shit lol
>none under 35 watches that shit lol!
Once again, SNL is pretty much the last network non-sports show doing okay in the Demo. That's why it's still on.
The only people who watch SNL are teenagers who are just excited that their parents are finally letting them stay up late on the weekend
>Saying anything negative, joke or otherwise, about Biden is illegal.
what moronic fricking world have you morons been living in?
to the extreme lefties biden is a genocidal frick for aiding israel and a zionist lover
holy frick how do you stupid fricks not know that the left now hates israelites and biden more than you and people actually cheer them on because they say "zionist"
what a cutie
She is stunning, quite honestly... And I generally go for darker hair and eyes.
what's the source of these screenshots I can't find the video
PITTA
I'll be honest bros, I'd allow her to have sex with me.
what was the biden joke
Literally just a mild "Biden old" joke. But acknowledging reality helps Trump or something. Cue an absolute online meltdown.
She's just so beautiful.
>Lefty sites and social media hated this episode so much
you know you can like SNL without imagining that "trannies are seething" about it?
Every day she reminds me how much I love being straight
how did a movie with this woman flop? i haven't seen men this into someone in years
>bleaching your eyebrows
Yikes
>non Americans don't know you can actually have blonde eyebrows
Lmao dirty brown homosexual
This woman is the reason half of hollywood is carving their face into unrecognizability and they deserve it
What do you mean
She's disgusting. Bad face, flat as a board, and wears a push up bra.
Sounds like men may be more to your liking
flat???!!!! the rest might be true, but her breasts are huge
They look like the nipples that were used as the design inspiration for milk bottle tops.
big if real
Can someone explain why this woman is famous now?
She just looks like a typical blonde from tiktok. a 8/10 at best.
same reason why they are pushing zendaya,that ugly guy from bear show or whatever junkie celebrity from any new netflix show = because its making them money
Big breasts, very receptive to showing them in most productions.
>a typical blonde from tiktok. a 8/10
That's as good as it gets nowadays, with regard to blondes
There are no Vivien Leighs in modern Hollywood
>Lindsay Lohan played big breasts Hermione on snl
Did they do anything like that?
certainly every sketch was mostly about her breasts no?
Yes she was a Hooters girl.
She should be having babies with me instead of going on a show that nobody watches.
Sydney's Weenie
for some reason whenever i hear the name Sydney Sweeney i keep thinking its that troony but nevermind that things name is Hunter something or other, im an almost 40 year old boomer and dont watch any of this shit so i keep mixing up all these homosexuals from these young people shows its hard to keep up with the stuff thats popular with the broccoli heads i gave up trying because it all looks like shit ill stick with reruns of my old man shows from the 90s and 2000s thank you very much!
Chick has absolutely gorgeous boobs.
She is not the most beautiful actress of all time though.
Built for big black wieners.
Nah. Built for Stewart's skid wiener. His horn is like a tennis ball tube.
Can we all just agree that hot women are all built for any big wieners that are able to make their way through the gauntlet to be have the opportunity to sate the pussy?
have a nice day.
Mogged by Vanessa Kirby
Is that the celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon? Star of television, film, stage, voice actress, ballet dancer, model, screenwriter, producer, director, wife and mother with a prolific and accomplished 25 year career?
Mogged by Vanessa Kirby.
FACT: in 20 years time, when everybody has forgotten about her, sweeney is going to do exactly jennifer love hewitt did and complain about being sexualised in her mid 20s when she was too young and naive to understand what was happening, she will conveniently forget to complain about the millions upon millions of dollars she made in exchange for this and behave like she was an unwitting victim
Anon seething about stuff that hasn't even happened
I jerked off to her earlier today
tiddy tweeny
BASED Sweeney
what's next for titney
someones gotta shop the goodnight on her breasts
>postings Sydney causes troons to seethe
Keep posting her, gentlemen
Sweeney is almost perfect, I just wish that she had hips.
what's her feet status tho
Her milkers are nice.
that ginger b***h in the back still isnt laughing
I dread the days they're gonna sag, bros
It's gonna be faster than most
the candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
Does it even matter? She already got naked multiple times, we already have more busty cleavage shots from red carpet events they would fill up entire threads. Even if they deflate in two years the golden age of Sydney Sweeney and her breasts is archived for anyone to enjoy.
As I get older even huge amounts of sag still look sexy to me.
>he isn't a saggerchad
Couldn't be me
Saggy breasts are the patrician man taste.
>breast milk
>I mean breast milk
>sorry, I mean breast milk
>chud host
>big titty girl host
what's happening at SNL right now?
they want the ratings back for the 50th anniversary
they’re no longer held hostage by twitter
Show's been irrelevant for about 12-13 years now, I guess they want to get back in the saddle. It's too late for me, though, I'm never coming back
>It's too late for me, though, I'm never coming back
We can hear your fedora tipping, you know.
Seethe harder, Lorne
she talks like a moron
Meaning I got a chance.
She wanted a breast reduction when she was younger. Her mother talked her out of it. We will never know how much that saved her career
I like boobies and sex.
luff dem sweeneys
I chuckled even though I was expecting. She's a very rare type of hot bimbo because she doesn't seem to be entirely self absorbed and obnoxious
And women absolutely hate her very existence so she can't be all that bad
>The hottest SNL host has the worst SNL episode in forever. Heh.
kek she looks like a drag queen clown with all that makeup. wall soon
troony still mad.
SYDNEY
That's a lot of tips.
that brutal mogging at the end, damn
breast milk
>humiliating feminization of asian males by white "people" example #25016997532
i'm so fricking tired ricebros
She actually touched his shoulder. It was for a joke but it still happened.
>rows of houses, all bearing down on me
She would be so attractive if she didn’t have huge boobs
>the underarm fat jiggle
OH MAMA
*fixed
she should play Peg Bundy in the reboot
It wouldn’t be remotely believable that Al wouldn’t be interested in sex with her.
SEXO COM SYDNEY
My dick is getting HARD right now frick im gonna stroke it to this white b***hes FAT breasts yummy yummmmy give me squirty TITTY juice in my dirty little fricking MOUTHHOLE
what did anon mean by that
He means he wants to whisper "I can Euphoria u" in her ear and do .webm
bowen won
ngl pretty funny that they had an actual gay act like a straight playboy that just acts like a gay guy.
>You like that Shane? Now watch!
AMWF! AMWF! AMWF!
At what point is this just considered violently intrusive overexposure? i don't even watch tv but I can't online without this stupid b***hes face all over.
Face?
She’s hot but also a crazy dog fricker so 0/10
She’s hot but also a crazy dog fricker so *10/10
how bout those frickin bazookas am i right fellas ha ha
5 year big titty plan led her to SNL. Take notes.
i never watched snl until last night and is it really always like that? Because that was mostly good and funny, police station, judges, airbnb and bowen's straight were even great
uptitney
Even if you for some reason consider her face particularly "beautiful", she has one of those faces where you know the wall is coming in hot for her and its not going to be kind. She's like 26 right? I give her 3 years of decent looks at most.