It has everything
>Debicki
> a cool protaganist
>Pattenson in Peak cool form
>Banging soundtrack
>mystery box storyline
>Sir Kenneth Branagh
>Best action sequeence in years (trucks in place)
>That cool rapper guy
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Man they don't make em like they use to
they really dont.
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Washington nepokid is an empty void of charisma, like a black hole. If the main character was white the movie would have been a smashing success.
I liked it btw, but he really brought it down.
Agreed. I hate Denzels son
i didnt fully understand what was happening in some of the scenes, namely the car chase. am i dumb or was it actually incoherent/inconsistent?
Maybe, It was pretty easy to know what was going on
they even colored coded the bad guys for you
nah i understood the battle scene actually
also memento and inception were easy to follow, which makes me think that this movie just didnt make sense
the ending where Pattinson takes a bullet in reverse makes absolutely no sense. Because he would have had to enter or leave through a tunnel that had already collapsed.
no
you think you now better than chris nolan who wrote this all down in a paper diagram?
even the losers who took the time to diagram the final scene admit that it makes no sense and they can't figure out how he entered or left the area.
You weren't in TeneT threads when the movie was in cinmeas obvioulsy, i explained it like 300 times.
>Still hasnt understand how TeNeT timelines works
Damn Anon...
>theory: blue team clears rocks, and then puts them back on
Bro
That can easily be explained with him finding an alternate entrance
Tenet was a shit movie
>"yo gurl, yer huzbind iz gonna destroy da wurld, fo sho."
>"but... if the world is destroyed, what will happen to my son?"
>*sad violin music intensifies*
>Debicky’s terrible and most boring performance
>Boring jogger protagonist with no charisma, also terrible actor
>gay Pattenson, utterly unremarkable and pointless
>Headache inducing, techno trash soundtrack made with the only purpose of hiding terrible dialogue
>Convoluted nonsensical story, gimmick made only for the sake of action, blatant plot holes everywhere
>Embarrassing Brenagh performance of the stock evil Russian he already played in the terrible Jack Ryan movie.
>terrible nonsensical action sequences made to confuse people and gaslight them to think they were to stupid to grasp them so they have to pay to see the shit film again
>awful Nog credits song, proof bong int-asset Nolan sold his soul.
Nice try Nolan gay.
bang on
for me it was when she had big visible spots on her face in the boat scene. couldnt they have had tried to hide that a bit
i agree that the black actors performance was bad, but pattinson was fantastic in this, literally made the movie watchable
>Embarrassing Brenagh performance
He was awful. Also, his overacting in Oppenheimer was tough to watch. He is really shit.
he wasnt even in Oppenheimer idiot that ws RDJ
Branagh played Niels Bohr
>Headache inducing, techno trash soundtrack made with the only purpose of hiding terrible dialogue
This is how I know you get off on being a contrarian
The soundtrack is the only good thing about this flick
>spend 21 days as an extra in that movie
>don't make a single appearance
JENNIFER LAME, YOU c**t!
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I want to cum inside Debicki
It's really boring and Denzel's son has negative screen presence.
The Russian guy and the plot with his wife was annoying and stupid and the Indian woman boss was also moronic. I liked the main guy though and I like the idea of the movie.
This sums it up. The concept is good but the plot is boring and dumb.
>The Russian guy
Branagh is a fricking embarrassment to the entire acting community. He thinks he is a master actor and a master of accents but he is utter shit, yet no one seems to either notice, or want to tell him
I ordered my n word sauce N hour ago
>Debicki
the only good thing
>a cool protaganist
lel
Because Nolan is a hack and the only good movie he ever made that wasn't just pseudointellectual trash was Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight is his worst film though
Its good right up until its not. All moments I found most interesting are in the first half.
Debicki also lacks likability to be one of the leads for such a huge movie and her acting for the role is extremely shallow and simplified.
That said, Pattenson and Sator did in fact carry this film. Denzels nepo baby was subpar and also not good enough to lead. If it had to be black guy, Donald Glover would a ten times better job
Who was the thing at the start with the schoolbag on the Opera house. I didn't get that
And how did he get all his teeth back.? Time travel?
I didn't like it because it's a scientific movie with a """complex""" plot that tell it's viewer to don't really think about it. The critics eat that shit up because it's literally brain off movie good
>How do these bullets work?
Don't think about it :^)
>How does something happen if there was no one to cause it
Don't think about it :^)
>How does that scene in the theathre work or even happens?
Don't think about it :^)
>What about the bad guy? Who even is supplying--
Don't think about it :^)
It's a shit movie. If I wanted a story full of cool things that made no sense and no way to tie it all together I'd ask my kid what they dreamed of yesterday
People like you shouldn't be allowed to watch movies.
This is all explained
C'mon man. The explanation in the beginning almost had like a wink and a nod from Nolan not to think about it too much. It's obvious Nolan wanted to make a cool action film and had the time travel idea which he wanted to use in it. Pseuds just red into it too much and made/needed youtube videos and charts "OMG this is how Tenet works!?!?".
If you dislike action movies why watch them? Does it make any sense someone takes a "flesh wound" shot to shoulder and keep on trucking? Does the Terminator make any sense when you really think about it?
when you hinge a movie on shit that simply doesn't make any sort of sense, people notice.
Do you think any time travel movie makes any sense? Do you think any action movie makes any sense? I admit the first twenty minutes into Tenet I said to myself this is so stupid over and over again until I realized I can just enjoy the movie and not take it too seriously. It's an action movie with time travel simple as
Just say you don't get it and you didn't pay attention.
It was just kinda bleh. You could tell this movie Nolan just thought of something interesting he could do with the camera (shoot forward and play backward and impose the main character's actions forward over the reversed footage) and then had to come up with some plot device to build the movie around this gimmick. In this case the "oh don't think too hard about it, just feel it" scene doesn't cut it because they left a few too many threads hanging and the "cool" factor doesn't quite carry the whole thing. Branaugh's evil Roman Abramovich stand-in doesn't really give you the chills especially when the plot twist is about the annoying ex wife.