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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he has no wiener and balls. Why didnt they have him play Ken in the Barbie movie then?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can borrow Kevin Smith's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumb bastard it's his wifes:
      >a decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he was on the set of Rust he wouldve shot himself

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tainted

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was boring six months ago. step up your memetarding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s real you stupid homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then show me it's body.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but it doesn't apply!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor here. Taint transplants have come a long way since the 1980’s unfortunately you need a dick and balls to receive the donor taint so Jeremy is shit out of luck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't they do penis transplants now using the 1000s of wieners that trannies are having cut off every year? He's rich, so he could even choose a nice big thick wiener. a wiener of choice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is something I don't get about troons
        why try to make new dicks and pussies when you can just trade with someone?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the doctors really have their best interests at heart.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is something I don't get about troons
        why try to make new dicks and pussies when you can just trade with someone?

        they don't cut men penises and then turn the hole into a vegana. They use the meat of the penis itself to turn it into a vegana. Like, they use the whole thing.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was damage to the penis

    shit like this could only happen to Hawkeye, let's be honest, Captain America wouldn't wind up with the broken taint

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nowienerguy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there was damage to the penis
      Most americans have that.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's calling the shots round here?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got his guts squeezed out like toothpaste

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a plow goin’ round takin’ taints

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he nutted when his groin was shredded?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from what ive read your body knows that it might be its last chance to spray some DNA into some broads waiting cloaca
      so milliseconds before his dick and balls were savagely hacked away by forces he will never even comprehend, Charles Darwin himself came down from heaven and made him blow the biggest god damn load you've ever seen in your life
      you can be your bottom dollar on THAT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the weight of the plow would force everything he had left to evacuate so it would be like one solid blast of every remaining drop.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the snow preserved it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shlong report?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile had me thinking this guy completely lost his entire lower half but he was no worse than a boypreggers

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wiener?
    CRUSHED

    BALLS?
    BUSTED

    TAINT?
    TERMINATED

    BUTTHOLE?
    BATTERED

    HE was TORN ASUNDER and things WILL NEVER be the same EVER AGAIN

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rod report?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antenna maintenance?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snowplow: The dick's gotta go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally no way of getting off this thing without stepping on the rotating axe contraption. Who signs off on that?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taint?
    Ain't!

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