Doctor here. Taint transplants have come a long way since the 1980’s unfortunately you need a dick and balls to receive the donor taint so Jeremy is shit out of luck
can't they do penis transplants now using the 1000s of wieners that trannies are having cut off every year? He's rich, so he could even choose a nice big thick wiener. a wiener of choice.
this is something I don't get about troons
why try to make new dicks and pussies when you can just trade with someone?
they don't cut men penises and then turn the hole into a vegana. They use the meat of the penis itself to turn it into a vegana. Like, they use the whole thing.
from what ive read your body knows that it might be its last chance to spray some DNA into some broads waiting cloaca
so milliseconds before his dick and balls were savagely hacked away by forces he will never even comprehend, Charles Darwin himself came down from heaven and made him blow the biggest god damn load you've ever seen in your life
you can be your bottom dollar on THAT
So he has no wiener and balls. Why didnt they have him play Ken in the Barbie movie then?
He can borrow Kevin Smith's
dumb bastard it's his wifes:
>a decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
If he was on the set of Rust he wouldve shot himself
Tainted
this was boring six months ago. step up your memetarding.
It’s real you stupid homosexual.
then show me it's body.
>but it doesn't apply!
Doctor here. Taint transplants have come a long way since the 1980’s unfortunately you need a dick and balls to receive the donor taint so Jeremy is shit out of luck
can't they do penis transplants now using the 1000s of wieners that trannies are having cut off every year? He's rich, so he could even choose a nice big thick wiener. a wiener of choice.
this is something I don't get about troons
why try to make new dicks and pussies when you can just trade with someone?
I don't think the doctors really have their best interests at heart.
they don't cut men penises and then turn the hole into a vegana. They use the meat of the penis itself to turn it into a vegana. Like, they use the whole thing.
there was damage to the penis
shit like this could only happen to Hawkeye, let's be honest, Captain America wouldn't wind up with the broken taint
>Nowienerguy
>there was damage to the penis
Most americans have that.
who's calling the shots round here?
Got his guts squeezed out like toothpaste
There’s a plow goin’ round takin’ taints
Do you think he nutted when his groin was shredded?
yep
from what ive read your body knows that it might be its last chance to spray some DNA into some broads waiting cloaca
so milliseconds before his dick and balls were savagely hacked away by forces he will never even comprehend, Charles Darwin himself came down from heaven and made him blow the biggest god damn load you've ever seen in your life
you can be your bottom dollar on THAT
Not to mention the weight of the plow would force everything he had left to evacuate so it would be like one solid blast of every remaining drop.
And the snow preserved it.
Shlong report?
Cinemaphile had me thinking this guy completely lost his entire lower half but he was no worse than a boypreggers
wiener?
CRUSHED
BALLS?
BUSTED
TAINT?
TERMINATED
BUTTHOLE?
BATTERED
HE was TORN ASUNDER and things WILL NEVER be the same EVER AGAIN
Rod report?
Antenna maintenance?
Snowplow: The dick's gotta go
There's literally no way of getting off this thing without stepping on the rotating axe contraption. Who signs off on that?
Taint?
Ain't!