>Watch picrel expecting it to be a shitty, over the top Top Gun ripoff with awful CG, hilariously bad acting/writing, and abrupt genre changes
>Turns out to be the most kino action movie I've seen since Maverick and really impressed me on nearly every level despite it's obvious poaching from Top Gun Maverick and Rambo 3
You guys should really see it, it blew away my expectations
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whats the name of the movie?
Fighter.
Apparently it's the highest profile jeet film of the year
>You've done it sir, you're the Top Gun I mean Fighter whoops wrong movie lol
I remained seated so I could watch it again when they said this.
You stayed through the tropical dance sequence at the end to see the forbidden scene where Rocky says this to him, and then Patty takes off his flightsuit to reveal it's filled with shit?
I did, yes. It's not like I can leave when they're feeding me these kind of visuals.
Unironically we are getting scammed here. Name a single Hollywood film that has FOUR music videos included? You can't because it doesn't exist. I've been listening to the soundtrack since I saw it on Wednesday. I've also disassembled my toilet and threw it in the garbage. I don't need it anymore. I am Indian now.
The music and the way it was incorporated into the film caught me off guard, and ironically felt a lot like the way the original Top Gun incorporated it's music, with a Bollywood twist of course. I like that the scene with the sailboat and Minni at the resort was a sexual fantasy sequence after he hung out of the helicopter waving the flag, I really thought from the trailer that it would be an abrupt genre turn into some moronic Adam Sandler romcom for a thurd of the movie.
In Top Gun they at least show you some dialogue after the volleyball game and there's a transition from them in the elevator together to the Take My Breath Away sex scene. Here they just hard cut dump you right into a nightclub with absolutely no warning and it's never discussed afterwards. It's ok because I will never not enjoy the hooker boots+skirt=exposed thigh outfit. It also gave us what I think is the endgame of pajeet comment sections https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL2vQyP6DQE
I laughed when Rocky walked in at that scene. It'd be like if the curmudgeonly Admiral in Top Gun walked in and started raucously belting it out with Maverick and the other pilots at the bar when he was pitching woo to McGillis.
>Hello guys... I am Ashoka. I am a Sri Lankan citizen. I watched this movie today (26/01/2024) at the New Imperial Cinema in Kurunegala, Sri Lanka. The movie is so great that in the last fight scene, I couldn't even imagine if this is a Bollywood movie or a Hollywood movie. Really great movie. Blessings to all.....!
He seems very happy. Do Sri Lankans like India or is that novel/weird there?
>I watched the movie in 4DX and the seats were moving along with Hrithik's steps. Best dancer.
Is he saying that he got off to the 4DX seats? Lol.
Also, I never realized how similar Bollywood fandoms are to K-Pop/Idol fandoms.
>here is anil kapoor's contractually obligated screen time
I was at least proud of myself for recognizing him from being in 24 and then going back to India to be Jack Bauer in their 24 adaptation. I guess that really was a long time ago if he's playing the old experienced guy supporting role now.
And my personal favorite comment
>1. King of Dance
>2. King of Acting
>3. King of Handsome
>4. King of Body
How can you argue with that?
He's like the Jeet Ryan Gosling if you think about it
>sir is literally me
If there is a Top Gun 3 I want a Patty cameo. Imagine if Pakistan aligns even closer with Iran in WW3 coming up. Tom Cruise obviously knows who he is now.
>magine if Pakistan aligns even closer with Iran in WW3 coming up.
I'd imagine it'd be about China and set in the Himalayas. It'd be kino beyond belief.
Also, Maverick has two thumbs in this movie
>he's so chad he has a spare thumb
How the FRICK am I supposed to compete with this?
He can finger the pussy AND the clit at the same time. No wonder his mere presence and smile makes all women in the immediate vicinity wet and overcome with ecstasy.
Azhar Akhtar is the best villain of the decade so far. The guy who played him's performance was a perfect mix of Metalocalypse/The Americans.
Brutal
This movie being considered mid/shit by current standards in India makes me wonder what they consider kino back home
Fricking Based Thread OP.
So happy a Flanker variant is getting tangibly used in a movie.
...
LIST YOUR FAVORITE JETS!!!
LIST YOUR FAVORITE JETS!!!
LIST YOUR FAVORITE JETS!!!
> A10 Thunderbolt
> Flanker family generally but especially the advanced versions like the 35/37/30MKI/30MKK
> Mig31 Foxhound
> Rafale
> Tomcat
> Phantom
> Draken
> Chengdu J-20
> Gripen
> Viggen
> Mitsubishi F-1 (see Godzilla 1985)
> F89 Scorpion
>> Draken
Seeing a Mirage 2000 in anything was really cool too, that's a very rare jet in movies/shows.
Very sexo
>Favorite Jet
It's between the F14 and picrel for me.
I always liked the Su-17 from xXx with that hollow-ish nose design. I thought it was like a really big missile because I was 10 when this came out kek. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9q17YxZ3Ag&t=219s
The Vietnamese ones look very comfy even though they're flying coffins like the Mig 21
>even though they're flying coffins like the Mig 21
Really?
They worse than the StarFighter?
I'm talking about now in current service, not the time period they were from.
Mig-21 horror stories in the 10s/20s from India and Vietnam are something else.
obligatory
Russia's going to be the next country that maks a Top Gun movie isn't it
That will be funny.
>Anal Kapoor
The flight suit is filled with shit and cum every flight
>movie literally considered average/bad in india
>Cinemaphile loves it
why is Cinemaphile so enamored by jeetslop?
There's a lot of stuff considered shit here or in other countries that's popular abroad or here.
Cowboy Bebop's fnatical and bizarre popularity in the West v. being considered a decent and of it's time series Japan is a perennial example.
From what I've gathered all movies are like this regarding Pakistan being an evil cartoon mustache twirling villain and they're sick of it. It's like how Marvel movies aren't doing well anymore here.
>all movies are like this regarding Pakistan being an evil cartoon mustache twirling villain
I think it's fricking hilarious frankly and it reminds me a lot of American movies about the Russians during the Cold War or Chinese movies about Americans.
The Top Gun movies never named Russia and Iran, despite how obvious it was them. Rocky 4 ends with Rocky announcing the Cold War is over and they're all friends now. Even Rambo 2 and 3 kind of showed the Soviets as soldiers just doing what you'd expect of any adversary.
But here, the Gigachad Hero of Hindustan is beating the Pakistani jihadist to a pulp in a barn shouting INDIA OCCUPIED PAKISTAN at him in between punches. To us that level of nationalism is sort of unusual but I guess that's just what they get every time in between the song and dance scenes.
>To us that level of nationalism is sort of unusual
Oh for sure. It's hilarious to me and was a major reason I went to see it in the first place. It's Team America World Police level shit.
Team America World Police was meant to be a satire. This Indian turd movie you are shilling takes itself seriously though.
I thought Team America sucked anyway, it was marginally watchable. I'd give it a 4.5 out of 10.
I think the problem is you're approaching this movie like it's a serious war movie instead of an over-the-top Cold War style action movie. Nobody in the U.S takes Top Guns or Rambos seriously as war movies, but as ridiculous action movies they are top-tier, much like this to a lesser extent. It's a type of movie that just doesn't get made here anymore.
>Nobody in the U.S takes Top Guns or Rambos seriously as war movies
I actually finally saw the Top Gun for the first time last year. It totally sucked, most the action scenes seemed to be just whatever footage the airforce gave the director and they shoe-horned what stupid action plot they could from it.
The first Rambo was a serious film and it had an anti-war message. The rest was jingoistic propaganda about a lone American special forces defeating an entire Soviet base or base of a Soviet ally.
The problem is that the Pentagon gets script approval rights in any film that uses American military assets and they ruin movies by design.
Different guy but I would define war movie intended to be taken seriously more like Saving Private Ryan or Black Hawk Down, whereas Rambo 1 was really not a war movie at all and the sequels have devolved into something obviously different than BHD or SPR. A similar distinction in the past would be comparing movies like Kelly's Heroes or Von Ryan's Express which are obviously vehicles for their stars to do movie star action hero things, just amidst a war backdrop, and movies like The Longest Day and A Bridge Too Far are serious war movies.
>Reddit spacing
>Thinks Top Gun is shit
Lol and you have the fricking gall to accuse me of being a Jeet
>why is Cinemaphile so enamored by jeetslop?
>le ebin time zone screenshot
You're here posting at 2:34 PM Bombay time, are you in India?
Thanks for starting your post with “”le” so I didn’t have to bother reading whatever you typed after that.
>uses slop
>thinks other people's posts don't matter
Silence you dick sucking milf.
>direct hit
Indians in India hate this movie
Don't listen to this Indian manlet. I saw the preview and even from the preview that shitshow bad plot, bad acting, cheap patriotism are apparent.
Instead I would recommend to watch the Indian film Uri Surgical Strike:
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8291224/
I saw it at some theater in Parsippany, NJ and really liked it. But many Indian movies can suck very hard and make something the Fast and Furious movies seem like cinema veritie because it doesn't matter because most the Indian audience is too stupid to care.
>bad plot, bad acting, cheap patriotism are apparent.
I went explicitly for those reasons to laugh about it and shitpost and I was pleasantly surprised.
Pleasantly surprised about what? Are you paid to advertise that crap movie?
Even the trailer couldn't hide that it sucked and that is the whole purpose of a trailer.
Instead watch 2019's Uri Surgical Strike. Despite being an Indian film, it is actually one of the best action war related movies that I ever saw. After I saw that I tried to watch other Indian movies back when Cinepolis in Parsipanny was in business. But almost all the other Indian movies I saw were hot garbage and couldn't touch Uri.
no way these jeets look this white in the movie, this is some serious photoshop
>no way these jeets look this white in the movie, this is some serious photoshop
Indian makeup is insane.
Fun fact : This is a paid promotion for this shitty Top Gun ripoff. These Indians are trying the internet marketing just like how Barbie did. Don't fell for this cheap, free ads in Cinemaphile.
>Don't fell
PakiBlack person detected
>It totally sucked, most the action scenes seemed to be just whatever footage the airforce gave the director and they shoe-horned what stupid action plot they could from it.
Black person
Some, I'm white and am just autistically obsessed with aviation shit
Classic pajeet propaganda. Their movie failed kek.
>unnecessary space between fact and :
>the internet marketing
>Don't fell
>for this...ads
>hello fellow Cinemaphileners
Why do pajeets always pretend other people are?
Keep your brown shit to yourself.
K, I'll make another thread about The Americans that never takes off
shill thread, OP didnt say Black person