Take notes, chuds.

Take notes, chuds. THIS is how you should be reacting to the best kino of the year, Barbie (2023), directed by Greta Gerwig.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey babe blow me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also said this to my gf but sarcastically

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares about this dude

    oliver anthony is the new alt-right grifter now.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a single mother and her son

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which one is supposed to be the man?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would throw my entire large soda at their heads from behind for talking in the movie theatre during the film

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like I'm back on 9gag

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these 10 year olds at the movies without their parents?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that kyle rittenhouse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kyle rittenhouse

      My first thought.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thought but also
      >

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that an ftm troony on the right?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian couple trying to demoralize kids on tiktok.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does barbie really have this message? I know there is one crybaby bs speech about how hard it is for women but I thought it showed her having a better life than ken

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Ken like a homeless second class citizen who get happy just because a random woman gave him a little of attention since he's ignored and not treated like a human being habitually?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, and then all women get horny with the tall dude from Euphoria abusing his petite mexican gf

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    respect the hustle, a man has to do a lot to have sex

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand railing against the old ideals Barbie sets for women, but not women or reality in general. Dumbasses.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a beaner with a SE Asian (guessing Vietnamese because of the horse teeth?). Rare combo, kids will probably look like Peter Dinklage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a FtM

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >told my gf I enjoyed the Barbie movie and thought it had a really empowering message
    >In truth I thought it was pure slop made to sell toys and satiate the ego of a narcissistic filmmaker who clearly has massive penis envy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      beta behavior

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't your gf be more amused with the truth? You should try it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >silencing my own opinions to do what my girlfriend wants is le based alpha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did the same, anons replying don't have girlfriends and don't know the value of choosing your fights.
      Is your opinion on this garbage movie really worth your gf being pissy, b***hing to all her friends and not putting out for a couple days after??

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        or as the boomers put it, happy wife happy life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem is portraying it as some sort of bad ass move
        >yes dear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf has just adopted all of my political positions and she openly says I'm smarter than her so she just asks me what to think about such things. Women have an innate desire to be dominated, you can obviously see this in their fetishes. I don't get it when I see men like you implying that they have to change their behavior to avoid upsetting their gf. I'm not some Chad by any means but I'm man enough not to let a woman dictate anything to me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        samegay

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that troony grooming that 8yo boy?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they even treat barbie all that bad in the real world? I was admittedly buzzing watching it but I don't remember anything being outlandish. Also I don't remember Ken being treated any more as a normal person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was bizarre. They wanted to make it seem like women were downtrodden but couldn't bring themselves to actually depict it: The construction workers catchall, but in a hokey almost apologetic way. The mother says women have it so hard but she comoletley dominates her husband, who is totally supportive and noncombative.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he has an ar15 on the side and looking for skaters

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a gay, but he's prettier than her.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is a great filtering for dudes to date women, so at least this pozzed propaganda trash has some use for normal people

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10/10 to yellowfever gays

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was the theatre packed for this and Oppenheimer but empty for GotG 3 and John Wick 4

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