take the worst cartoon you can think of, doesn't even gotta be mainstream or official, just anything at all...

take the worst cartoon you can think of, doesn't even gotta be mainstream or official, just anything at all... and change one little aspect to make the whole thing instantly great

hard mode: no politics, no horny, no 'turning everyone straight'

for me: take The Christmas Tree and make it all narrated by the narrator from early Spongebob

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adding Jacques Costeau to anything would help.

    Hazbin Hotel, but make every word a curse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hazbin Hotel
      I genuinely, honestly believe Hazbin Hotel would be improved TROMENDOUSLY if Viv was forced to write it as a silent comedy
      Her animation is her strongest suit and her writing and humor is absolute dog poopoo
      And while she's good at making character's move, she's not as good as diversifying they way they act or emote
      Making her learn a bit of character acting and stop relying on so much goddamn dialog and shitty humor would be good for her and for the show

      Imagine if she had to put more focus on making Angel Dust look and act loose instead of constantly having him see "ME ME HORNY ME WANT BIG PEENUS ME WANT PEENUS BIG ME WANT NOW"
      And it turn it would force her to realize she kinda makes all her other characters with vastly different personalities emote very similarly, and would have to reconsider and ask herself "how would a playful trickster demon move and act and show his emotions and intentions?" "how about a grumpy lesbian?" "how about a misguided leader?"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First constructive criticism I've heard about the show so far

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah people who care about cartoons are a rare sight on Cinemaphile i feel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly good post

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible narrated by the narrator from early SpongeBob

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hazvin Hotel but put it on Nick where you aren’t allowed to cuss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hazbin Hotel
      I genuinely, honestly believe Hazbin Hotel would be improved TROMENDOUSLY if Viv was forced to write it as a silent comedy
      Her animation is her strongest suit and her writing and humor is absolute dog poopoo
      And while she's good at making character's move, she's not as good as diversifying they way they act or emote
      Making her learn a bit of character acting and stop relying on so much goddamn dialog and shitty humor would be good for her and for the show

      Imagine if she had to put more focus on making Angel Dust look and act loose instead of constantly having him see "ME ME HORNY ME WANT BIG PEENUS ME WANT PEENUS BIG ME WANT NOW"
      And it turn it would force her to realize she kinda makes all her other characters with vastly different personalities emote very similarly, and would have to reconsider and ask herself "how would a playful trickster demon move and act and show his emotions and intentions?" "how about a grumpy lesbian?" "how about a misguided leader?"

      funny how everyone seems to agree that hazbin's worst offense is its neverending reliance on swearing and edgyness

      Adding Jacques Costeau to anything would help.

      Hazbin Hotel, but make every word a curse.

      and then theres this absolute genius mad brain

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sonic undeground
    have it a "eggman pisses on the moon" style meme dub

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish someone did that instead of the shit Tamers crap we got

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Velma but Scooby Doo is there. Except he is a mentally challanged dude they all treat like an animal. No one questions it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    honestly i don't even disagree with you, but you missed the point of the thread

    gotta say you got some balls even posing about this on this board

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Christmas Tree would be solved if they could have thrown more money at it and got better voice talent (keep mavalda she's amazing), better animation, and got the writers to close the plot holes.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney/Filoni have made better animated Star Wars shows than Lucas. CW03 was very good (maybe the best one) but I suspect he didn't had too much involvement with it. The other ones (Ewoks, Droids and early TCW) are all obviously kiddy and don't try to aim high. The shows only reach something more once they don't have too much of Lucas' influence.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK
      I posted in the wrong thread
      sorry

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Mouth but the art style and the characters are attractive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and I should clarify this isn't a horny request, I just mean attractive as not painful to look at, not sexy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude are you kidding me? Big Mouth being so ugly is that only thing keeping the pedo accusations away just barely

      Even if you made the characters presentable, not sexy but just... Not awful to look at... That'll unleash hell

      And I welcome it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zootopia
    Remove the sloppy racism/prejudice message, only keep the part the people don't expect much of judy because she is small

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd also like to add non mammalian animals to the city too

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    batman tas.

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