>Takes on multiple highly trained men twice her size

>Takes on multiple highly trained men twice her size
I grew up with four brothers...

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has never played in one good movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was in "Crimes of the future" it says here. That was good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That cronenberg slop was pretty trash. I had to go to some arthouse theater just to see it and I hated it. That moronic alien chair that rocks around had me laughing out loud in the theater

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it. Really nice mix of the sublime and the ridiculous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that movie was terrible and you should feel bad for mentioning it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      panic room
      speak
      zathura
      yellow handkerchief
      into the wild
      welcome to the rileys
      the runaways
      camp x-ray
      clouds of sils maria
      still alice
      certain women
      personal shopper
      spencer

      were all good

      • 4 weeks ago
        my mom

        you dropped underwater

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >certain women
        ;_;

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that ending hits so hard if you are in love with her. in a way I am grateful for this experience. i cried so hard but if it was an actress i didnt care about I would have just been like "aww that's sad".

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh yes! the way the ending just draws out longer than it should almost gives you hope that by some miracle she will show up on that barndoor, on our doors. but then it slowly dawns on you that in this life there is only the pain of tfw no kstew gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot Twilight

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kristen "smell my fists" Stewart

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least she's Caucasian

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Pattinson has redeemed himself as a top tier actor who has starred in multiple highly praised films and even got a role as one of the world's most famous superheros of all time.
    Kristen Stewart is gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Robert Pattinson has redeemed himself as a top tier actor
      where? in bollywood?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's got talent

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poor guy doesn't know that she belongs to the streets and it's anyone's game whether it's the dogs or the pavement apes who've their way with her more times.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blows you really good
    >”yeah I grew up with four brothers”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin hispanic girl sucks the soul out of your body with her throat game
      >I grew up with 8 uncles
      Made me look at hispanics different after that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know people who went through the same thing. Hispanic girls who didn't really see anything wrong with it either. Apparently, it's extremely common in latin america and nobody sees anything wrong with it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up with four brothers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perfect bondgirl material

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ever been hit by a girl? its like a kitten batting you with its paw

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wow your butthole is really loose
    >"I grew up with two dads"

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers can't take a classic joke
    >But in the same time obsess about capeshit
    Things were easier before '95

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you were from where I was from, you’d be fricking dead

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets groped and raped.
    I grew up with four brothers.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't know the side of her four brothers tho.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sniff sniff

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I grew up with four brothers...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pov: you're an elderly vietnamese man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or you’ve just attempted a plane hijacking

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kirsten is made for rough long sessions of sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She broke my brain and realize that life is a total joke. All I think about is her. My feelings feel real but it's just some mind glitch. It made me realize that all motivations in life are arbitrary and subjects to change. I could dedicate my life trying to break into showbiz in hopes of meeting her only to fall in love with someone else and then lose all interest even if it feels unthinkable I will ever like anyone else as much as her. Also it made me become more aware of how these people I watch in movies are like a closed off clique and I am a pleb that lives in a different world from these people. The way so many people desire these celebrities but can only look at pictures and share their fantasies while only a few get to actually get intimate with them...

      also I'm starting to think philosophy was a mistake. we should never have started thinking these meta-thougts about life. just go to work, consume product and get excited for next product.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also its cringe how I will never interact with her just because I wasn't born as a nepo baby in LA or happen to develop a passion and talent for filmmaking early in life. let me go back in time god or simulation developers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop simping

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a mental illness and fantasize about this cheating bawd deepthroating me sometimes

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cryptkeeper nose

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (Throws knife)
    “You missed.”
    “Did I?”
    (Knife cuts rope, structure falls on enemy)

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes on multiple highly trained men twice her size
    >I'm a power ranger

    DO FEMINIST REALLY BUY THIS SHIT?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was hot in zathura

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's one way to put it

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