Tales of the Empire

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>general grievous
GRIEVOUSCHADS GET IN HERE
oh also Barriss Offee, nobody cares about Morgan

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody cares about Morgan
    I rolled my eyes the instant she showed up in this trailer.
    There's something about Filoni's new characters where I just find them fundamentally off-putting and/or uninteresting

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vader is 100% going to execute barriss for the lolz

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see that Barris still exists even though she's totally getting killed in her last episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's gonna kill her though?

      Vader?
      Ventress?
      Grinky?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vader or Reva

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's gonna show some slight sign of remorse for something and Vader is gonna kill her, either that or he's going to say "hey remember that time where you betrayed the Jedis? The empire has no need for these kind of people" which of course will sound hypocritical and dumb and it will actually turn out to be because he's still salty about her framing Ahsoka

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vader will kill her out of revenge for Ashoka. This is early Vader so he has not fully removed the Anakin persona yet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grinky, thrawn, vader, and grievous
        I'm in

        Who the frick is Grinky

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grand Inquisitor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grand inquisitor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vader's going to meet her, she realises who he is, and then he'll execute her on the spot, guaranteed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then GI is gonna be like "God dammit Vader we just finished training her!"

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >empire centric show

    Can't wait for the MC to defect because Disney is adverse to the Empire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we already know morgan's story through to ahsoka and she's pure empire
      barris is the only unknown but will likely die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morgan is an Imperial fanatic and dies as such (and even if shed lived she was willingly stranding herself in another galaxy just for a chance at Thrawn reviving the Empire)

      No idea with Barriss I kinda expect her to die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love a show about sergeant kreel because he was down bad for Palpatine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. These dudes were cool af. A video game about them ala Republic Commandos would be welcome too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOOK I GOT IT
          STORMTROOPER COMMANDOS RIPPING OFF HELLDIVERS

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Helldivers Star Wars rip off about a military division of Stormtroopers sent to various planets to kill all the different alien creatures so that they can make various Empire bases in their habitats

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Helldivers Star Wars rip off about a military division of Stormtroopers sent to various planets to kill all the different alien creatures so that they can make various Empire bases in their habitats

            Would play. That idea is too awesome EA and its DEI troony execs to actually do though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stormtroopers are still seen as jokes in star wars so good luck with that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's terrible how pathetic the Empire is made in Star Wars Rebels. Ruins the Stormtroopers completely.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Andor was the closest we have got to competent imperial troops but it still uses tropes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I give this a pass because it was awesome. Drum guy is based.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only good Disney wars content we have.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really about the Stormtroopers but the prison escape sequence from Andor is fricking stupid

              >NO WE CAN'T ESCAPE FROM HERE WE'RE TRAPPED EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE IT'S FRICKING OVER

              >But what if... we escaped?

              >Oh shit you're right

              >Everyone proceeds to escape without even the slightest trouble except the one guy who can't swim

              Wow, such masterpiece, very clever writing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They decided to escape once they realised they were never going to be free and that they would probably be killed anyways like those 100 inmates.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and the guards did pretty much nothing good about it, the excuse they've used is "because the Empire's ego is too big, they didn't think anyone would try to escape" which is the same fricking shitty excuse they've used in the Kenobi show when some Rebels entered the fricking Inquisitorius without any problem, but in Kenobi's show everyone shat on it, when Andor does it it's clever writing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's because their wasn't enough guards to hold off the prisoners, which was even mentioned by one of the characters earlier on. You could a small group of them hiding behind a door.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They thought that the electric floors were enough to maintain control, and never took into account the possibility of their planned failure.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God I hate speedwatchers so fricking much its unreal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With no issue? Like 95%+ of them died, you moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, the only few morons that are shown to die are the ones who didn't jump on the tables at the start of the prison break

                That's because their wasn't enough guards to hold off the prisoners, which was even mentioned by one of the characters earlier on. You could a small group of them hiding behind a door.

                >That's because their wasn't enough guards to hold off the prisoners

                That's because their wasn't enough guards to hold off the prisoners, which was even mentioned by one of the characters earlier on. You could a small group of them hiding behind a door.

                Yes, and that goes back right to what I was saying, the excuse they've used is "because nobody would ever try go escape anyway" so they didn't put enough guards in there, which is still shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They literally tell AND show you in the show that nearly all the escapees were rounded and killed or recaptured (i.e. executed) as they fled on foot, you dumb speedwatching homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, and that goes back right to what I was saying, the excuse they've used is "because nobody would ever try go escape anyway" so they didn't put enough guards in there, which is still shit
                The economic argument is implied there, which is a good enough reason because it happens irl all the time—Empires/corporations shortsightedly cut corners and attempt to squeeze as much profit out of its subjects as it can. Eventually so much is compromised in the pursuit of maximum profit that systems begin to break down.
                Imprisoning innocents on false charges, using them as slave labor, and having a skeleton crew guard the slaves imprisoned in a high-tech fortress is a realistic sequence of events.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Empire has rarely been shown thinking about the money, especially in Disney's Star Wars since most of the big shots in the Empire don't care about the money, they care about control, domination.

                I can understand the "improson innocent people for slave labor" part, but the moment you don't even put enough security in there then it's just fricking stupid, a prison break can easily show all the other citizens that fighting back is possible, maybe there's no better way in showing it since a group of people that were in total and complete control of the Empire still managed to escape prison, without even needing a big plan might I add, and this is something that most Imperial would absolutely hate and try everything they can to avoid.

                Just because there's an excuse it doesn't mean that it's good, an even if you say "it's realistic" it still manages to present the Empire like a bunch of fricking idiots with zero idea of what they're doing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't watched Andor but I assumed the innocent people doing slave labor were scoped out because they looked like they would be easily oppressed. any degenerate anon here could probably take Diego Luna in a fight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *and Andy Serkis

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *rapes you in the ass epic style*
                nobody can fix you now. and it's kino.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look how goofy that trooper looks walking up the stairs kek
              George was based for them stupid because they LOOK stupid

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stormiebros...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how there's like a full second where you can tell that the actor on the like was like

                >Wait? That's it? That's the strong attack that is supposed to almost knock me out? That fricking silly slap on my face?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AHH I'M GETTING TOUCHED! SAVE ME VADER SAN!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what utter bs

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stormiebros...

              The absolute state of star wars

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >competent imperial troops
              Real genocidal empires don't have to be competent. Just look at Israel and Russia, literal stormtrooper-tier antics being committed by their troops under the cover of artillery.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ruins the stormtroopers completely
            They were pathetic since the original trilogy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No they fricking weren't. Watch them again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stormtroopers could have been way cooler.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >blaster proof shields
          Star Wars creators cringe at that idea.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But they do exist, plus energy shields.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The s*quels had something like that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and that small moment was one of the best parts of the entire trilogy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TR8R lives on in Cinemaphile's hearts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a big guy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. The tales of the Jedi stuff was enjoyable, especially the Dooku stuff. I'm glad they're making more shorts like this. Would like to see a tales of the Sith next.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grinky, thrawn, vader, and grievous
    I'm in

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, just like Ahsoka didn't really need those 3 episodes in Season 1 they just had to waste 3 episodes on Morgan huh? Whatever, could be worse, they could've made them about Reva

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least our favourite asthmatic jobber will be showing up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actually fighting with his cape on
        FINALLY

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a beast, finally Grievous being a threat in a Filoni show

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, Mousecuck.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morgan Elsbeth
    Nobody gives a shit about this character Filoni, just fricking stop.
    Ill watch the Grevious scene in youtube though, his model looks really good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know the nightsister push is because of kennedy's politics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh the only thing I care to find about her is how she became a Night Sister without being dathomirian

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is Dathomiri. She is a nightsister because she was born one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was born in Dathomir but she's a human. That's what I want to find out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe she was adopted. There are also other clans who live on Dathomir and they may look differently. We see them in the trailer.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's also a theory I have. I've just been itching to know her exact origin because a human NS is kind of a weird thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Morgan Elsbeth
      Literally who?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Filoni's still trying to push the Nightsisters.

        I tell ya, I love how as widely beloved as TCW is you can really feel the quality drop off that came when Filoni fully took the reins from George and any other assistants.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just season 7.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Season 6 wasn't that good either.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, let me see
              >inhibitor chip arc
              >clovis banking arc
              >jar jar temple of doom arc
              >sifo-dyas episode
              >yoda investigation arc
              Honestly, it's a stronger season than I had memory. I think the only dud was the Clovis arc, and the Jar Jar arc was somehow decent.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked Clovis arc just so I could see Vader going apeshit on him. Best moment is that Clovis tries to mess with him using his off brand echani tai chi and getting his ass dumpstered.
                Also Palpatine was probably laughing about his 4d finance takeover plan with a dash of NTR.
                Come to think about it, Palpatine knew how to mix business with pleasure, kek

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY we are going to learn what the frick happened to Barriss. I could not believe she wasn't the inquisitor in Ahsoka.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odds on her showing up on the Dathomir episode? She was present during the massacre by Grevious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fairly likely but might not be voiced imo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero. They'll rip the game off like Kenobi did, Morgan is the new Merrin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Possible, but only as a child in hiding.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grievous
    Hoping he's not jobbing again.
    gonna be watching this for him, vader and grand inquisitor

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now, Vader is going to kill Barriss because her face reminds him of Anakin/Ahsoka.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vader is going to kill Barriss because her face reminds him of Anakin/Ahsoka.
      You mean finish the job

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, what else are they going to make if this series also works out?

    >Tales from Mandalore
    >Tales from the Rebels
    >Tales from the Separatists
    >Tales from the Clones
    >Tales from Dathomir
    >Tales from the Martez Sisters because we really want to use our butch lesbians space latinas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do a Separatist one just to have an excuse to use that Grevious model more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess a Separatists series would probably focus on Grevious and maybe the Bonteri family

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Mandalore wank is on the table you can bet it will be Mandalore wank.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I'm old enough to remember the original mando-wank
        It's like pottery, it rhymes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S3: Tales of the Rebellion starring Hera and Wedge
      S4: Tales of the Sith starring Palps and Maul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bounty hunters will obviously be about fennec and bane

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tales from the Clones
      I'd love an underworld series about clones drinking at the bar like George originally planned but disney hates anything cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imperial clones actually acting loyal to it and not having second doubts, add in Appo if you have to shove a character for REMEMBER THAT THING YOU LIKE THAT THING points, or Thire since its confirmed he got promoted and is one of the shock troopers from that scene after Yoda escapes from Palpatine in ROTS
        >Clone pilots, literally anything involving them, all the screen time they ever get is to get killed, or to say they are dropping off troops and stuff of the like
        >Clones off duty trying to do more human things
        >Clones that didnt stick with the Empire living new lives, being bounty hunters, setting up a family, going places, maybe more Cut

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make Grievous cool again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he always was homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool Greivous is non-canon. Respect Lucas' vision you bigot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool Greivous is non-canon. Respect Lucas' vision you bigot.

      Real Grievous appreciators admire both Genndy's and Lucas' take on the character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that I only liked gendy grevious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love Genndy's Grievous but he was just a Vader knock-off.
          Lucas' Grievous is more unique as a character.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uniquely gay, sure

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think Barris will find out how her master was killed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She'll do it herself probably. Luminara was executed by the Inquisition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll show us. She was killed off screen wasn't she?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barriss bros..... We are so back... 11 years in the making.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we are going to answer how ventress is alive
    >most people assume ToTJ S2
    >ToTJ S2 is actually ToTE
    >no ventress

    ventress spinoff confirmed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one's going to watch it so good luck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ToTJ3 is Tales Of The Underworld.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Empire-pandering????
    wtf I love Disney now

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tales of the Empire
    >one story about Ahsoka's TCW's ex-friend
    >other story about Ahsoka's enemy in the Mandalorianverse
    Even when Ahsoka doesn't appear Filoni manages to make everything about her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry me a river, Black person. We've been waiting for more Barriss for over a decade.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope someone kills her so you can finally shut up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Filoni killing off his female characters unless its from Ahsoka
          Good luck with that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The opinions of Ahsokagays mean less than nothing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How likely is that she dies in this story? She was never full darkside and we never have seen an inquisitor that could be her in the future. I bet she does a change of heart at the end and Vader kills her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be a waste to just kill her after 11 years of absence. But it's either that, or she goes MIA, again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Barriss Butt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a curled monkey's paw. Barriss was right, but now they'll assassinate her character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be a Disney Wars tv show if it wasn't centered around all of Filoni's precious OCs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry me a river, Black person. We've been waiting for more Barriss for over a decade.

      Ahsoka is Barriss's ex friend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally had one arc together before they made her turn traitor. How are they best friends?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just shorts
    Eh, was expecting it to be the third show after CW and Bad Batch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well we're probably getting a show after bad batch

      rex and echo clone shit?
      ventress?
      who knows

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk why the don't make a show in this art style about Luke, Leia, and Han running around having adventures post RotJ. I guess they hate printing money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rex and echo clone shit?
        >ventress?

        ENTER

        THE ONLY STAR WARS ANIMATED SHOW WITH NEGATIVE VIEWS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >THE ONLY STAR WARS ANIMATED SHOW WITH NEGATIVE VIEWS
          nobody cared about pic rel and Visions season 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the third show

      Didn't watch Rebels? It's a pretty good show but it has a mediocre first season, after that it really starts to pick up the pace

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so, SO tired of Filonishit

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me they resurrect grevious

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who gives a frick what that fat footlocker has to say?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who care about kino Star Wars, Trek troony

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood? In my Star Wars?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks good

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Starkiller.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never ever. And if it was he would be killed off immediately, as Dave can't abide any real threats to his precious OCs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luminara maybe? Don't believe we have seen how she died.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grand inquisitor kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank fricking God it's not the Kenobi design.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, I still can't believe they made this show and that the general public actually liked it.
        I watched the first episode and noped out right after

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The true stunner of terrible for me was book of boba fett. Kenobi was bad but at least it didn't have a two episodes of a different show hastily glued to it so they could bring back a character for marketing reasons.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't bother with Book of Boba Fett at all, but at least that show had people and critics saying it was bad from the start.
            Kenobi got a ton of love across the board just for muh Ewan and muh Hayden even though 90% of it was utter crap

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, good point, I forgot how much people loved that show when it first came out despite the nonsense it had in it.

              [...]
              Hang on, didn't these guys look like this in the prequels? The frick happened?

              No idea but I'm assuming they're just lazy. I heard arguments about it being able him needing to be more mobile but he doesn't actually do much other then get stabbed and have some of the most unintentionally funny line delivery in a tv show.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't bother with Book of Boba Fett at all, but at least that show had people and critics saying it was bad from the start.
                Kenobi got a ton of love across the board just for muh Ewan and muh Hayden even though 90% of it was utter crap

                God, I still can't believe they made this show and that the general public actually liked it.
                I watched the first episode and noped out right after

                Youtube reaction channels shilling for "current thing" don't count as people

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Kenobi got a ton of love across the board
              >62% avg audience score
              i think we have different definitions of across the board love

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is what I get for going off anecdotal evidence.
                At any rate, I think the point is that most normies were FINE with Kenobi as it was caming out, which is something that RT rating backs up. They didn't think it was great, but they didn't think it was terrible either. The biggest thing that people disliked at the time was the focus on Baby Leia and Reva. From what I've seen, it's really only after the fact that normies started to realise just how thoroughly crap the show was in other aspects as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and that the general public actually liked it
          What? Where did you get that? Literally everyone everywhere shits on it. People liked Hayden flashback and the final duel with Vader, but even that was poorly choreographed and poorly directed shit that stole its emotional climax from Rebels bit by bit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The frick is this Benny Hill shit? Is this an abridged parody?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going off the reaction I saw on normie sites at the time and that of my own family, who watched Kenobi, liked it, and thought I was being a silly snob when I told them why I didn't bother with anything past the first episode.
            I think the general audience seems to be more critical of it now in retrospect, but at the time most normies seemed to like it, at the very least. IIRC it was certainly one of the bigger Star Wars shows so far in terms of numbers.

            [...]
            Hang on, didn't these guys look like this in the prequels? The frick happened?

            Disney's just low effort.
            At least when Cad Bane looked like crap in Book of Boba Fett, they had the (still lazy) excuse that the original Duros design from ANH was just a static mask. But there's absolutely no good fricking reason for the Grand Inquisitor to look as cheap as he did.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Somebody said that girl was 10 and I was like she looks 8. Puberty is going to hit her like a runaway train.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, I still can't believe they made this show and that the general public actually liked it.
        I watched the first episode and noped out right after

        Hang on, didn't these guys look like this in the prequels? The frick happened?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Budget cuts, presumably. A streaming show with several episodes can't have the same amount of budget as a two hour theatrical release. You'll notice 90% of the aliens in the Disney+ shows are reused from the last five movies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's insane how cheap Disney goes when I've seen the shit Halo S2 put out and wonder why Star Wars productions are unwilling to put in the same effort.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh FRICK OFF, the Halo show looked like shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine bringing up the Halo show as a positive counterpoint to anything.

                >Bringing up the Halo show like it's a good thing

                You lose this one, Disneygay. Star Wars live action series battle sequences suck complete ass.

                ?t=31

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking with me right

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine bringing up the Halo show as a positive counterpoint to anything.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bringing up the Halo show like it's a good thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird complaint but once you notice it you can't stop. Costumes and make up has gotten really bad in Hollywood lately. Look at the Rings of Power one of the biggest budget shows ever, plenty of bad costume looks. The Aragorn actor in the Lord of the Rings would wear his costumes on hikes to give them a realistic worn look as he was a ranger. Meanwhile costumes now look cheap and no one goes the extra mile.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kenobi's budget is blown entirely on the fights. everything else is cheap af.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theyre still meant to look like this. OWK is just a very lazy show

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shame Jedi Survivor botches it's launch so hard. Playing it for the first time right now and it's pretty amazing, though I didn't expect the High Republic heel turn to happen so quick

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's good but it makes me laugh how the edgelord goes ahh im so evil I must now turn my yellow lightsaber red

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Theyre still meant to look like this. OWK is just a very lazy show

              Man, i already knew a lot of modern live action Star Wars was a mistake but it sucks that games are nailing things like the Pauns and High Republic aesthetic while shit like OWK and The Acolyte just seem to sludgify any interesting designs. Do any of The Acolyte characters have any of those cool robe designs from the books or JS at all?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. They just look like yellow/cream jedi robes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't know anything about the show
                >see the toys
                >only one alien character, and she barely looks alien

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least Mr. killmonger-cut has some of those gauntlets that seem to pop in some of the book covers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grand Inquisitor is a b***h. He got punked on by Jocasta Nu ffs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He really did but he has a cool design and an awesome VA so he gets a pass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I mean, most Inquisitors are at best Jedi Knight level, the Grand Inquisitor is probably not even Jedi Master level, but who cares? He's cool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit, Jocasta Nu was a seasoned warrior so powerful that she requested to be the Caretaker of the Archives so she'd stop just killing people as she walked past. Even Mace Windu feared her fighting prowess and her ease with handling circumstances with unspeakable violence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And did they decide this before or after the comic?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's me being facetious, but I'm 99% sure someone at Lucasfilm saw ancient-ass Jocasta in the library and thought that back in the day she'd be a stone-cold killmonger and had to get talked down into sense and reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jobbed to Cad Bane in season 2

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In fairness, so did Anakin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't her and Dooku have a thing? One of the deleted scenes for AotC has her gushing about how cool and handsome he is while caressing his statue.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh lmao I thought you were joking
            she def jerks off to Dooku exploring her archives

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One of the newer books has a scene with them together. She tells him that she hasn't seen him around the archives in a while, and he said that his "interests" change from time to time. She frowned at this. Dooku's a player.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when star wars or western animation in general was allowed to have straight white male heroes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stfu homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >race traitor
        Keep trying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kanan's latino. He's space cuban.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally FPJ.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. He's latino.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Latino isn't a race. Some LatAm countries such as Argentina, Cuba, Costa Rica, and Chile had a higher rate of Euro immigration and lower rate of them mixing with the natives and african slaves. So while cubans aren't WASPs, most are white, and space cuban counts as space white.
          Kanan is a straight, white male.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Latino isn't a race
            Yes it is.
            >Kanan is a straight, white male.
            They made him latino after FPJ, who is of cuban descent.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is a white man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, anon. That is 100% Hispanic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rebels was 10 years ago anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rebels is a cartoon for literal 7 year olds. I'm good with A New Dawn, but I ain't bothering with the baby show. Just wish there were more shit with Kanan and Hera that wasn't isolated to the kiddy crap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking christ, do you "anti-woke" homosexuals ever stop crying? You are so much more annoying than the woke ever were.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gingers aren’t human

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the excuse they're using to justify the race-swap in every media?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that one Story Timer accidentally willed this into existence
    Talk about a monkey's paw

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo. Also, ES-troopers from Bad Batch S1 are back.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Army or not, you must realize...your thread is doomed

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prease like my one-dimensional already dead nightwitch character
      Poor, poor Filoni.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about Andor. Frick off to Wrong board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I care

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marrok
    >dude from tales of the jedi
    Trailer bait. I reckon the same thing will happen with Grievous. Expect maybe 30 seconds - 1 minute for his appearance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand the random mix of Inquisitors with masks and those without. Logically, it would've made sense to wear masks so Vader doesn't get triggered by them for being former Jedi.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Masks are cool, that's it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude from tales of the jedi
      Sixth Brother, anon.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See video called Tales of the Empire
    >Oh shit it'll be about standard stormtroopers or officers doing Imperial things and shooting things with star destroyers and tie fighters
    >Nope it's just about the inquisitors because aren't force users cool????
    I just want an actual show from the day-to-day empire's perspective

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got Andor and it was horribly written shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It was horribly written shit
        Explain in detail what it was missing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Andor's problem is that it feels like nothing was thought out. Since Cinemaphile has a character limit and I'm not about to sit here explain why every part of this show is awful. We will instead take the titular character as the perfect example, He's always called the worst part of the show by people who like the show anyway. I think that if your titular character is the worst part that in of itself is a sign of its quality, but I'm going to briefly go into why he is bad.

          Cassian's arc in Rogue One is "I was wrong, I care about someone who isn't me." He realizes that he can be part of something bigger, doesn't need to keep running, and can do something with his life. Its a great character arc, but it is one that can not happen until Rogue One. With where they set Cassian he's basically been the guy he was at the start of Rogue One since he was child, as such he can't move as a character until Rogue One. He's not allowed to evolve past a certain point and is basically a plot device through the whole show. He goes where the story needs him to go in order to be a tool for other characters. Its not a compelling or interesting person in the slightest. If your titular character is the worst part of your show you do not have a good show.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the post that BFTO andorgays

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its hilarious how that post got completely ignored by the Andorcucks.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are insufferable. It's just people b***hing 24/7.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the Star Wars fandom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was looking through the archives, /swco/ threads during the 2014-2018 era. The threads were so good. Discussions, OC, drawgays, memes. Now it's just non-stop seething.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /swco/ was comfy though the Star Wars general on /tg/ is a more more chilled

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >more chilled
            Most of the time I see Lucasautist arguing which is canon or not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >TLJ Release: Dec 2017

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The complete lack of excitement for these new shows proves Star Wars is dead.
          The best option now would be to just finish the ongoing stuff and let the franchise rest for a decade.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it proves only what insufferable whiney homosexuals you are

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just here. I'm also tired of this, I wanna discuss the bad batch episodes but the threads always devolve into complaining.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are so back.

          Who is this Glup Shitto that beat Aayla Secura? I watched TCW and Rebels a few months ago and don't recognize her at all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mascot of /swco/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a Jedi Doctor in the Yoda Lost Missiones Arc where Yoda goes to Dagobah, talks with Qui-Gon and sees the future where the Jedi fall.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barriss
    Holy shit what year is it

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars is for girls.
    Why should I care about this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you can pull a baddie that touches herself to Grievous' labored breathing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their fault for making him so molestable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying I already don't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://e621.net/posts/2194609?q=general_grievous

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Finally, a straight male hero

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could they have found a more boring character to center a show around? Why do they keep doing this? First Resistance then Bad Batch then Tales of the Jedi which was nothing but orange girl wank now this? Is there some grand shortage of interesting Star Wars characters I am unaware of?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they ruined OT characters with the sequels, the prequels are long over and the sequel characters are completely worthless. Milking TCW nostalgia is the only thing left now.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grievous
    >Empire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly a flashback for one of the characters, anon

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its ok to admit when you're wrong and/or you said something really stupid, you stunted child.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, you still didn't say anything to prove that my point is wrong, go on and post the screencap on Reddit so that you can get your gold or whatever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also it was already explained to you why their were fewer guards, you're just moronic. Maybe adult shows are a little above your head.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also it was already explained to you why their were fewer guards

          Yes and the reason is still fricking shit, have a nice day you pathetic worm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seething moron mad that his brain can't understand things like the other kids in his class can 🙁

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody would ever try to invade this base so we didn't put enough security in there

              lol, what a shitty reason, disney star wars is so fricking bad oh my god kek

              >Nobody would ever try to escape this prison so we didn't put enough guards in there

              Such clever writing... maybe Star Wars truly is back, this is the best piece of Star Wars media since the OG Trilogy...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That literally isn't even the reason, lmao. Your moronicness becomes more acute wirh every post you make kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao you're so fricking wrong you're embarassing
                >huh? correct you with the actual facts? nah

                Go on Anon, give me the facts straight, why weren't enough guards there?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, its funnier to watch you flail impotently making yourself look moronic. have a nice day, speedwatcher.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he unironically said "huh? correct you with the actual facts? nah"

                At least I now know that you're either trolling or you suffer from down syndrome

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros i love barriss so much she was my zoomer crush when i was like 12 if she dies i'm going to kill myself

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GRIEVOUS GRIEVOUS GRIEVOUS
    >I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW GRIEVOUS
    That's all it took for you homosexuals? Some asshat probably relayed to the corpos that
    >"The Internet seems to really like Grievous in the 2003 cartoon"
    And now they're doing it to try and farm some positive reception, and you gays bit the bait harder than a Rabbi biting a kid's dick.

    Also
    >Defending Filoni
    >in 2024
    Even normalhomosexuals have started to notice Filoni's garbage. He's a symbol of the last nail in the Star Wars coffin
    Empire at War was the last Star Wars product released, everything after it, is fan fiction.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single review I've ever seen or heard about Andor can be summarized in "it uses pretty much every single trope they use in other Star Wars show but they also use big words in it so it's kino"

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Empire has rarely been shown thinking about the money...they care about control, domination.
    Star Wars is a space fantasy, economics isn't going to be the focus as it is in other works like Dune. But Lucas did create SW as an allegory of the Vietnam War, and is on record saying he based the Empire on both the US Empire and Nazi Germany. Economics was/is the driving force behind both states and their actions, and this logic carried over into SW's Empire.
    The Empire is about control and domination, yes, and that's why it does care about money: that is what allows them to have control and domination. A big stick is acquired through economic might, that's how military bases, troops, weapons, equipment, etc., are funded.
    >but the moment you don't even put enough security in there then it's just fricking stupid
    Yes, empires hate looking weak and stupid, but they're also staffed by the weak and stupid. Like lmao, both Nazi Germany and the US military were and are mostly staffed by fricking idiots with zero idea of what they're doing. You have maybe 10-15% of the force being somewhat competent at their job and keeping things from falling apart, but there's not enough of them to provide full coverage of things.
    So some dipshit colonel stuck overseeing the slave labor camps would 100% be struck by the good idea fairy and have the genius idea of cutting staff and relying on tech to keep the prisoners in line. Dude was probably jacking off to the thought of being able to add some variation of
    >Demonstrated leadership in decision-making by prioritizing cost-effective solutions and reducing reliance on manpower >Successfully implemented automated processes resulting in significant cost savings within the unit
    >Implemented staffing reductions through automation while maintaining operational effectiveness and readiness
    >Generated financial savings by reducing overhead costs associated with staffing while enhancing overall productivity
    to his OER.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      The Empire has rarely been shown thinking about the money, especially in Disney's Star Wars since most of the big shots in the Empire don't care about the money, they care about control, domination.

      I can understand the "improson innocent people for slave labor" part, but the moment you don't even put enough security in there then it's just fricking stupid, a prison break can easily show all the other citizens that fighting back is possible, maybe there's no better way in showing it since a group of people that were in total and complete control of the Empire still managed to escape prison, without even needing a big plan might I add, and this is something that most Imperial would absolutely hate and try everything they can to avoid.

      Just because there's an excuse it doesn't mean that it's good, an even if you say "it's realistic" it still manages to present the Empire like a bunch of fricking idiots with zero idea of what they're doing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While I might not agree with a couple of your points I do think you're giving me quite the good argument here, I just think that if we really want to focus about the economics the show didn't really do a good part in showing it, and we could also say that it was just about a "dipshit colonel" who didn't actually know shit about his job, unfortunately realistis as all those points might be it still doesn't do what most people say that Andor does, it doesn't make the Empire look all that menacing, like, yeah, they're full of crazy bastards alright, but they're also incompetent people that have their heads shoved so far up their own ass that they can't do anything right.

      If this happened like once or twice we could maybe let these mistakes go, but since this canonically happened after like 10 other stupid mistakes it really stinks, it's like they never learn.

      Of course I'm not going to say that not having enough guards in a prison isn't on the same level of not having enough security in the fricking Fortress Inquisitorum, but man, I just want the Empire to look competent and Andor as a show doesn't really help them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is on the same level*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how much Andor made prequel redditors seethe.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty based of Filoni to force Barris back into the plot, so Star Wars Jedi: 3 has a final boss. :^)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, she'll obviously come back in Ahsoka S2.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have only ever seen episodes 1 to 6. Can I follow any of these new shows if I never saw any of the stuff that came out in the past 15 years?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, no. You gotta have your homework done for these so that things make any sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mando is watchable, both in terms of not needing context and being halfway decent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have only ever seen episodes 1 to 6.
      That's all you need to know. The shows don't really affect the movie experience that much. I prefer the Skywalker stuff to end at return of the jedi.
      >And he was a good friend.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barris is 100% going down oen of three paths
    >Being killed by Ahsoka
    >Being killed by Vader/Grinky
    >Turning face because Disney hates the idea of Imperial loyalists as protagonists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barriss defecting actually makes sense, though. She was against what the Republic had become and the fact that the Jedi had fallen from their path. She was not pro-Empire in any way at all. I see her being forced to be an Inquisitor to survive, or being tortured into doing it, like the Poo chick from Jedi Fallen Order, but I do not see her actually committing to it all the way through, and there's gonna be something that she'll refuse to do, and either get killed by Vader or escape.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She was against what the Republic had become and the fact that the Jedi had fallen from their path
        Dooku left the Jedi because he saw how much of a horrible state the Republic was, then went on to become a cartoon villain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She'll be killed off. The entire idea of her becoming an Inquisitor is goofy anyways, and flanderizes her character and the reason she did what she did.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn't make the Empire look all that menacing, like, yeah, they're full of crazy bastards alright, but they're also incompetent people that have their heads shoved so far up their own ass that they can't do anything right.
    I get where you're coming from, but imo that is what makes them menacing. A highly professional, disciplined, hypercompetent military is less of a threat to the average citizen than one that's staffed by a few smarties and a bunch of knuckle draggers backed by the logistical and industrial might of a galaxy-wide space faring empire.
    It also provides the motivation for a massive rebellion to exist, as the brutality, the barbarity, and the senselessness of it all makes it completely understandable why people would risk everything to get rid of the imperial machine.
    A professional leaves you alone so long as you pay your reasonably priced taxes; a knuckle dragger squeezes you until you're desperate, then finds any excuse to break your kneecaps and drag you off to prison. A professional sweeps a village for insurgents, executes them, and leaves everyone else alone; a knuckle dragger finds insurgents, razes a village to the ground in retaliation, rapes its people, executes them, and creates twenty more insurgents.

    >but man, I just want the Empire to look competent and Andor as a show doesn't really help them
    I get the sentiment, but I mean this as kindly as possible when I say that you're a fan of the wrong franchise if that's what you want.
    From the start only certain individuals were shown to be competent, while the wider force was always pretty damn dumb. SW will never portray a hypercompetant Empire. It goes against the allegory, it goes against the larger themes, and it doesn't serve the plot.
    Andor's portrayal of the Empire keeps with the spirit of the OT, and it's competency is pretty damn accurate to the way irl militaries are.
    I'm not saying you have to like it, but at least understand why people say Andor's Empire is scary.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me I did it again
      Meant for

      While I might not agree with a couple of your points I do think you're giving me quite the good argument here, I just think that if we really want to focus about the economics the show didn't really do a good part in showing it, and we could also say that it was just about a "dipshit colonel" who didn't actually know shit about his job, unfortunately realistis as all those points might be it still doesn't do what most people say that Andor does, it doesn't make the Empire look all that menacing, like, yeah, they're full of crazy bastards alright, but they're also incompetent people that have their heads shoved so far up their own ass that they can't do anything right.

      If this happened like once or twice we could maybe let these mistakes go, but since this canonically happened after like 10 other stupid mistakes it really stinks, it's like they never learn.

      Of course I'm not going to say that not having enough guards in a prison isn't on the same level of not having enough security in the fricking Fortress Inquisitorum, but man, I just want the Empire to look competent and Andor as a show doesn't really help them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you're a fan of the wrong franchise if that's what you want
      NTA but I've come to terms this is me. But the issue is that I just can't find another space sci-fi franchise that catters to my tastes. Star Wars hooks me with the ocasional good entries and then never tries to do the same thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that if you commit to that route the empire loses all relevance to the audience unless the writers keep throwing new vaders at us every 5 seconds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your target audience is suburban twelve old ipad kids in the imperial core, sure, you might have a point. The rest of us find that Andor's Empire doing evil shit that's a much closer analogue to evil shit irl empires have done and are doing in the world right now to be very relevant and engaging

        My ideal empire show would be about troopers or veterans

        I'd kill for an adaptation of Catch-22 with imperial tie fighter pilots

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barriss doesn't like the Jedi involvement in the Clone Wars nor the state of the Jedi Order and the Republic at large
    >thinks they're becoming like the Sith
    >he solution, therefore, is to bomb the fricking Jedi Temple, kill a ton of fellow Jedi at random and civilians
    >and to top it off, pin the whole thing on her best friend
    Was she always a little crazy? It feels weird that she could just have this mindset in less than a year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Using the Dark Side does have an effect on your decision making abilities. Anakin pointing out her keeping Ventress' lightsabers intentionally showed she was becoming a hypocrite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, she's a child soldier raised by a religious cult, I can buy her going off the deep end in less than a year. Also, what

      Using the Dark Side does have an effect on your decision making abilities. Anakin pointing out her keeping Ventress' lightsabers intentionally showed she was becoming a hypocrite.

      said

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She bombed a military hangar specifically. Military hangar as a representation of everything wrong with the Jedi, who for some reason have soldiers and machines of death and destruction in the holy place of knowledge, life and serenity. It was a valid target and symbolically made sense. And she did not intend for the Jedi to die, as she was sad that some were killed in the blast, namely some guy who taught her lightsaber combat. She tried to probe Ahsoka on how she felt about it, but it was clear that Ahsoka wanted the harshest punishment for whoever did this and she was not interested in the deeper issue surrounding the Jedi and the Republic, so the hope that she would understand swiftly disappeared, so she decided to throw her under the bus, either out of disappointment or resentment. She was right in her beliefs, but she let emotions cloud her judgement, and you could say that she lashed out in the only way that the Jedi acted in that period — through war and violence. She was clearly not happy with herself, she was visibly upset, and the fact that she admitted that Ventress' lightsabers - lightsabers of a war criminal and a murderer - "suit her", was this bitter realization of what she had become. It's not hard to see how she developed these sentiments, given that her master was Luminara, a very strict and by-the-book no attachment "perfect" Jedi, as opposed to Ahsoka, who had a very different relationship with Anakin. It was telling that Anakin came to visit Ahsoka after the Geonosis incident, and Luminara didn't. There must be a cognitive dissonance between what the Jedi are supposed to be, and what they actually do, what the people actually think of you, and what you feel as a person and how you wrestle with your feelings. She's a complex and interesting character, I am interested to see how her story goes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The writing is lame, that's it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a much less severe version of the utter nonsense in RotS where Anakin keeps going on about the Jedi plotting to overthrow the Republic and take power and kill people extrajudicially, so he then immediately helps overthrow the Republic and take power and kill endless people extrajudicially

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are so back.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Barriss gets her neck snapped by Vader early on just so I never have to hear a Barrissgay's shitty opinion again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barriss will get her own spinoff series after Bad Batch finishes and you will like it. It'll be called Star Wars: The Inquisitor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Barriss will get her own spinoff series after Bad Batch finishes and you will like it. It'll be called Star Wars: The Inquisitor.
        I unironically would like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a Barrissgay's shitty opinion again.
      10 years and swco is still living in people's heads, rent free

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally make a show from the empires point of view
    >the protagonist could be Vader or Palpatine or some random stormtrooper
    >It's actually girlboss number 412
    for fricks sake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's actually girlboss number 412
      She got spanked by Vader and whined like a b***h

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait for Barriss to die so I can laugh at Barrissgays they have been annoying for 11 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do barrissgays actually think she is getting out of this alive?

      I'll be GLAD if she dies. Her story gets closure and she isn't shoved into a shitty live action show as a cameo.
      I don't want characters to end up undead like Ahsoka did.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do barrissgays actually think she is getting out of this alive?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I don't. Any true fan of an existing character hopes they die off screen in a way that Disney won't attempt to use them.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TotJ was kind of a waste of time (even the Dooku stuff) so I don't expect much from this.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grievous is getting used again
    >but Filoni's in charge again

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DISNEYWARS IS GOOD AND EUgayS CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they're finally gonna admit Seventh Sister was Barriss all along? Now all that's left is confirming Draven is Kallus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nothing like her. Barriss either dies or defects.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we have ventress at home
        would frick regardless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When she fights Ahsoka neither of them say anything to each other, so no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean anything to them. Leia and Obi-Wan went on a grand adventure when she was younger but she didn't know him a decade later.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh also Barriss Offee
    oh my fricking god, finally

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happened to Ahsoka in Legends? Died in Order 66? Slain by Vader or the Emperors hands?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing happened to her after her leaving the Jedi Order in Legends because the Disney buyout took place shortly after and removed said Legends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney buyout happened right after she left the Order so she didn't have anything in Legends

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only guess you can make is the original ending of Clone Wars had Ahsoka fighting Vader at the end of the Siege of Mandalore arc with her fate being left ambiguous like the end of Rebels S2. While working on TCW Filoni sketched a scenario where she went back to the Jedi Temple after Knightfall and was confronted by Vader, so I think some of the Malachor stuff was lifted from the original finale of TCW, the underground Sith Temple was also from an unproduced arc. So if she learned about Anakin being Vader that soon and vanished after their duel she probably just stayed in hiding. We'll never know if George would've eventually used her in the live action Underworld series he was working on in tandem with TCW. I doubt it. But had they written more scripts she could've found her way into one much like how TCW slowly introduced more and more familiar characters like Maul. Quinlan Vos also seemed like a character Lucas kept on the shelf for a potential Underworld appearance. Given he told Dark Horse not kill off Vos in Order 66.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We'll never know if George would've eventually used her in the live action Underworld series he was working on in tandem with TCW
        He wanted to kill her off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was some back and forth about that between Lucas and Filoni but I doubt she would've been killed. People like to grab onto that but Ahsoka was basically the main character of the show. I think the ending she had in Twilight of the Apprentice is more or less what they would've done with her if Clone Wars had been finished under Lucas. Vader would've thought he killed her, maybe it would've been a bit ambiguous to the audience too, but it would've have been that clear. And then it's quite possible we'd never see her again anyway. Even if she'd lived, I think her story in SW would've been over. Filoni putting her in Rebels and all this other stuff is more because he never got to finish her story in Clone Wars, so now she's all over the timeline.

          But I would've preferred Vader thinking he killed Ahsoka at the end of Clone Wars, some mystical connection to the Daughter keeping her alive and then her going off into hiding for the rest of her life becoming a guardian of some backwater planet maybe. Sort of like Ventress' fate in the EU where she faked her death and we never heard from her again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, frick that. Kill her off. If Vader can fricking die in the last movie of the Skywalker Saga, then she can die at the end of her show. People need to learn how to let go of things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit, I wish somebody would adapt the original plans and even much of TCW into written form as a fanfic or whatever. That or a fancomic. Cut out all the kiddy crap and actually delve into the shit that the cartoon flirted with and couldn't commit to on account of it still being a kid's show. Ending it with Vader killing Ahsoka would've been the perfect ending to it all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In terms of worldbuilding this seemed like one of the most important arcs so it sucks it never got made.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plo koon

      i'd read that if it wasn't in whatever germanic or scandinavian language that is

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If no-one else is gonna say it, I will. I'm real fricking sick of the "Clone Wars" style. It's bad enough to have Filioni's pet characters be shoved down our throats, but would it kill them to make an in-house animated show that isn't using the same ugly artstyle from 15 fricking years ago?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hate the style.
      >Hate the Filoni shit on repeat.
      >Star Wars galaxy feels tiny and boring.
      Simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried with Resistance and Visions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In-house anon. Neither Resistance nor Visions were in-house

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got that with Rebels and you wouldn't stop b***hing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol Rebels style wasn't much different, just TCW but cheaper looking

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a bad feeling that they'll make Vader say some quipy shit to Bariss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not. He's best used briefly and his scene at the end of clone wars was so kino because it proved you don't need him monologuing or doing anything for it to be impactful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they've been so desperate to make him cool again in most of his appearances post-buyout that it kind of got overdone. Not that the old EU didn't overplay that either. His appearances in Rebels were actually fairly restrained in comparison, at least from what I caught. And when he says shit like "Revenge is not the Jedi way," it works on more levels than just being a one liner.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >His appearances in Rebels were actually fairly restrained in comparison, at least from what I caught. And when he says shit like "Revenge is not the Jedi way," it works on more levels than just being a one liner.
          It was so good but it would've been better if they killed Ahsoka off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably will say something like that lightsabre suits you.

      I also think its kinda funny how they age the characters like last we saw Bariss she looked like she was 13 now she looks like shes 18 but only maybe 1 year has passed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barriss was 14 or 15 at the time she and Ahsoka got stuck in that tank and shared their first kiss, she was a full Knight and at least 18-19 by the time she realized that the Jedi were fighting for the Dark Side.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know they probably won't, but I hope they eventually adapt this comic. Without it there's just a big gap between when Maul gets captured by the emperor and then he's back to ruling Mandalore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the trailer and get hyped, its happening.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it gonna center around maul? it doesn't seem like it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i want them to adapt this comic
          >wtf no don't adapt it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's amazing how terrible ur reading comprehension is.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >moron who doesn't understand what he himself wrote also can not spell

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars will bring back every character under the sun before they acknowledge Mace Windu again

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AT LAST! HONEY GET YOUR SON IN HERE, I SAW DARTH VADER AND MY FAVORITE MORGAN ELSBETH

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are now people who like the high republic
    Grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it as a storytelling tool for JS, never bothered reading anything else from that era

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried reading the books and was bored. I like the visual style of that golden era gold everything look but it's just a diet KOTOR.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried reading the books and was bored. I like the visual style of that golden era gold everything look but it's just a diet KOTOR.

      Yeah, I gave the first book a shot and gave up after slogging halfway through. Nothing really happens, and it spent way too much time desperately trying to establish a massive cast of thoroughly uninteresting characters. There's not been anything else I've seen out of the era that's convinced me it's worthwhile.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me it's just alright. It's not atrocious like people who haven't read any of it make it out to be but it's not as gripping as say Knights of the Old Republic or Tales of the Jedi either. But I've only read Light of the Jedi which like you I thought was more of a broad scope set up novel, it didn't really explore any one character for long enough to get you super invested. And the comics are okay but because there's so much interconnectivity with the books and stuff you feel like you're missing tons of stories as you read it, they're not very self contained.

        It seems the people who really like High Republic are ones that consume nearly all of the media but that shouldn't be an entry level requirement. Plus most people aren't going to do that so it keeps it niche.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It seems the people who really like High Republic are ones that consume nearly all of the media
          You can say this for pretty much all of Disney Star Wars, honestly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True I guess you just have to be more into reading a lot of books. I prefer more standalone SW novels. High Republic is more of a package deal.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high republic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lightsabers as mood rings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the best character.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the writing is on the wall for son of dathomir

    grievous in the trailer cant be the grievous in the tcw episode "massacre" because he has his late clone wars design, cape, and has all 4 arms (ventress cut one off in their duel)
    the only other time grievous went to dathomir was during son of dathomir, but there were no nightsisters in that

    dave is going to retcon son of dathomir.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a retake of the massacre episode. Remember how Obi Wan had long hair in Tales of the Jedi despite having short hair in TCW and young Ahsoka's clothes being different too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt matter, he still got his arm cut off
        this would he retconning TCW, which is even worse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >machine man can't put on another arm
          What?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            show me where in massacre he put on a new arm

            oh wait: he fricking didnt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >retcon
      is it disneywars?

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal empire show would be about troopers or veterans

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's CANON

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not. Starkiller sucks.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You could limit all future Star Wars storytelling to just this animation medium, and I would never complain. This style has come so far since 2008
    Hoylshit do stargays really?

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Grievous' mask cracked? Something in the episode or was it from the Talzin fight in Son of Dathomir?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coughed too hard

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Tale of the Empire"
    >it's about Ahsoka's friend in TCW and Ahsoka's enemy in the live action show
    Typical Filoni trash.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be mean. Ahsoka is practically Dave's daughter.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think Barris was raped in prison

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if grievous's origin story is shown, and it depicts the hypocrisy of the empire never interfering when grievous's planet was invade, i would by hyped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's just grievous as character, probably a mook to be killed off again

      >only two stories, not two seasons or movies

      nevermind, it's probably shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dooku and Qui-Gon both helped Kalee in the past tying into S1
      >Grievous' world was burning since he was a child like Morgan on Dathomir
      I think if there's another season they should do one about his backstory. They've more or less alluded to it being mostly still canon anyway.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is any of the animated stuff actually good? Or does the animation and style hard-carry them to a fault? All style, little to no substance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Sage

      The animated stuff is not only good, its better than the live action.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just read the Medstar books.

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