Tamatoa from Walt Disney Animation Studios' Moana

Will he ever redeem himself? What is his endgame?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see that fricker too much, and I'd rather not see any more of him in the sequel.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost sight of what was important: the Heart of Te Fiti.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like the heart of deez nuts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely lost sight of that truck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost sight of what was important: the Heart of Te Fiti.

      I hate this place.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a stealth Schaff thread but his overexposure of the "turtle" character made me lose interest in Moana.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Moana was mid to begin with.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the endgame of venture capitalists or billionaires? To own everything shiny.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just don't get people who want, no, NEED to constantly be talking about e-celeb drama for years and years
    i can only imagine this is some kinda teenage girl behavior, the need to constantly gossip, even when the gossip isn't fresh or all that absurd or entertaining, they just NEED to constantly be talking about other people because that's all they have, they need to be constantly going "oh mah gawsh didja hear what that guy did? oh wow becky didja hear what that girl said? yassss gooorl spill the tea sis"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shocked Cinemaphilemblr acts like a bunch of teenage girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beckyanon I see you in almost every e-celeb thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beckyanon
        huh?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You always complain using the
          >oh wow becky didja hear what that girl said?
          line

          You are a recognizable anon, and therefore... an e-celeb

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok first of all, no, i don't do that

            but secondly, "oh mah gowsh becky" is like the most generic "teen girl" speak i can think of i'm pretty sure if you asked a random person on the street what the most generic valley girl name is, they'd say it's becky
            maybe if someone else says it then it's true

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/becky%20didja/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I fricking resent that tbharchive has created a blatant reddit culture on Cinemaphile where everyone is constantly having their "posting history" monitored so people can give you a username

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too, shit fricking sucks
                Also

                https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/becky%20didja/

                Nearly every one of those posters types completely differently, all they have in common is the "oh my gosh Becky" joke, which again, is a very generic meme

                Go back dude

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too, shit fricking sucks
                Also
                [...]
                Nearly every one of those posters types completely differently, all they have in common is the "oh my gosh Becky" joke, which again, is a very generic meme

                Go back dude

                Samegay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no way two people disagree with me, it just can't be!
                Oh get over yourself

                >if you asked a random person on the street what the most generic valley girl name is, they'd say it's becky
                maybe if someone else says it then it's true
                Samantha, Valerie, Brie. Becky isn't even usually a name. It's a nickname for Rebecca.

                The saying is likely popularized by this song, but even aside from it, yeah Becky is a pretty common frickgirl name

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >two posters with the exact same typing style couldn't possibly be the same person!
                New schizo just dropped

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize this is an anonymous imageboard, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Schizo
                What is it with newbies and just randomly using that word to mean "guy who said something that upset me"? I mean shit if you wanna get accurate, thinking several people are the same guy is probably more akin to the real definition of the term "schizo" that... What, samegayging? Come on bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt they lurk much and are essentially tourists..

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                2020 Covid tourism was the worst blow on Cinemaphile
                If we thought the politishitters were bad, we didn't see nothing yet, these normalgays are much much worse

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That, and the fricking Doomguy/Isabelle crossover that I couldn't go a fricking second without seeing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What is it with newbies and just randomly using that word to mean "guy who said something that upset me"
                probably because in the last few years the normie world got really medicalized and normies started having access to pop-psychology and learning all these fancy new words they can use as weapons

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meh, I'd rather use urban dictionary and use fancy internet words properly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                man dont get me started on how gay urban dictionary is
                90% of entries are just some made up term one guy is trying to popularize, or a term people are conflicted on the definition of and some bored frick who has nothing better to do in his life than lead culture wars is desperately editing to fit his own personal, usually ideologically motivated, definition

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds fricking dreadful. Is there a decent alternative?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                for learning local slang? yeah we used to do this nifty little thing called lurk moar

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, I do that all the time 😉

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >search for medicalized
                >pull up thread that has both medicalizedanon and resentanon
                complaining about the exact same thing you are now
                https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141074972/#141076019
                The samehomosexualry runs deep

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where are you from, KiwiFarms? Give me a break...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit this c**t is still doing this crap

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should've known something was up when there was a perigay spamming shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I know it's a popular one but I feel Valerie and Samantha are ones I'd associate more with "valley girls". Even when the "Chad Stacy" thing happened, one of the lesser known ones was "Becky", the not as popular slightly autistic girl. It was always split between a "bawd" stereotype and a "girl next door" stereotype

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you asked a random person on the street what the most generic valley girl name is, they'd say it's becky
              maybe if someone else says it then it's true
              Samantha, Valerie, Brie. Becky isn't even usually a name. It's a nickname for Rebecca.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    disney shill is shilling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, all major studios suck in their own way.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is his endgame?
    To be the physical manifestation of Maui's faults in order for the protagonists to literally confront their biggest problems at the moment and progress the story through character development.
    >superficial
    >crabby
    get it?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The whole appeal of Cinemaphile used to be that it's a completely anonymous topic based website
    >New people choosing to use it
    >Despite hating the fact that it's anonymous and constantly trying to figure out who's who
    >And also hating the fact that it's topic based and trying to crosspost shit between websites and on unrelated topics
    Then WHY
    ARE YOU EVEN
    HERE!?
    Why would you come to a website if you don't like the way it's run? Why would you come to a place that specifically operates in a way you dislike, and then attempt to circumvent every single thing that makes this place unique!?

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