Tank Girl

Why the frick did this even get a movie? Did the comic artists frick enough young boys to fill the quota with Hollywood hand rubbers or some shit? It's horrible and the comic never made a dime.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    always shekels laying around for racemixing propaganda

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic is shit

      The movie is shit

      And Gorillaz is shit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spawn was popular as shit so studios were looking for some edgy comic they could get for cheap and hope it takes off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ding ding ding
      Remember how Darkman was pushed right after Batman? Remember E.T. and Mac and Me? List goes on and fricking on.

      always shekels laying around for racemixing propaganda

      This is true too.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's because one of the artist was involved in making the Gorillaz so they thought he must be the cash cow and not the gay from blur

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie and the comics were made before Gorillaz was even a thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then some other israeli excuse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure it's this excuse

          Spawn was popular as shit so studios were looking for some edgy comic they could get for cheap and hope it takes off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the art in Tank Girl but I never cared about that writing. It was just dumb British crap.
      Just like Milligan and McCarthy comics.
      Pat Mills is the only good British comic book writer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pat Mills is mid.

        People pretend to love all that edgy comic garbage like Crumb or Bratpack or Crossed. It's all complete dog shit. Read something like Dredd, it's incoherent.

        >pretend
        Holy cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          mid is still better than most British comic writers

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tank girl is so fricking bad. Ice T or whatever that fsggot Black person is makes it even worse.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People pretend to love all that edgy comic garbage like Crumb or Bratpack or Crossed. It's all complete dog shit. Read something like Dredd, it's incoherent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to read Lobo and Grendal Warchild

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't sex Dredd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bratpack is good. Crumb is overrated but pretty funny. Crossed just sucks though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crumb's art is god tier
      I don't really get much out of his writing. Probably had to be there
      Bratpack and Maximortal is great
      Crossed is crap
      Dredd is great
      Now that I think of it...just don't read any comics with that shitty digital coloring like Crossed has. its an easy way to know what comics to avoid

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better ask how the frick did The Mask and Men in Black ever got movies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mask comic was actually good. I never read the Men in Black one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men in Black is easy. X Files and the whole UFO/conspiracy culture was at its mainstream peak in the late 90s. 1997 was the 50th anniversary of the Roswell crash. I remember at least some of the marketing for MIB piggybacking on that.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danger Girl adaptation when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, make her fat, black and all covered up
      The age of cool sexualized adaptations is over
      This deserved a proper coomerkino with modern CGI

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad the artist of this Illustrated an I Hate Fairyland comic and only had a very mediocre script to work with.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be cool if they made a Hellboy movie that was like the comics instead of an action movie with some fantasy elements in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hellboy comics are mainly short stories. The writing isn't strong enough for full adaptation. Its mainly pulp adventures. BPRD on the other and would make good films.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny Tina?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 90s they still took chances. You never knew what could be the next big hit.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chud thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw or something like that

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It got a movie because it's kino as frick. Lori Petty was hot as frick and the casting was perfect. Great flick.

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