Tarantino's worst, objectively

Tarantino's worst, objectively

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black wieners in white mouthes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene ruined an overall fun movie. It wasn't even necessary. It just felt fetishististic

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than pulp fiction unironically

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks you're path

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is great but it has one flaw and that is the money exchange sequence. It's too drawn out, it's not interesting enough to show the multiple perspectives, it could have been but it drags for too long.
      When you do multiple perspectives of the same scene, something interesting should ideally be happening instead of just it playing out exactly how you're expecting it to play out.

      Don't get me wrong, I love how relatively low stakes the plan is, I mean its not low stakes for the characters but it is a plan ordinary non-criminals could dream up, it's very grounded and I love that part but the shifting perspectives was just dragging.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie's problem is there's no twist or sudden turn save De Niro shooting Fonda, which, whilst the funniest and probably most memorable scene in the movie, still involved the supporting characters who we all knew weren't going to make it anyhow.
        The first time you watch it you know an hour before the ending how it's going to end.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it not having a twist feels like it fits the grounded tone of the movie though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >grounded tone
            I think you're confusing boredom for this. There are grounded movies where nothing happens of any significance that are more interesting than Jackie Brown.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't find it boring or uninteresting though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a hard time believing you. Talk in specifics and don't use buzzwords like "grounded tone" or "fleshed out" blah blah blah whatever the frick cinemagay shit. Use normal language to describe why you found it interesting.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're just pretending to like what I don't like!
                pure unadulterated autism

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a known phenomenon that pseuds flock to this movie in droves because it's a lesser known Tarantino and they think it makes them special. I'm ready to accept that you genuinely like this movie if, and only if you can explain in normal language (no cinema buzzwords) what it is that you like about it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >debate me or I shall be forced to mark this down as yet another internet fight won!
                lol homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think saying "grounded" counts as a buzzword, especially not when talking about Tarantinos filmography because it specifically stands out among all his films as grounded.
                Normal language would be that I enjoy it because of how relaxing a movie it is, it's relatable and immersive, it puts you in that setting with those people and they all feel like convincing people.

                It's simply a very chill movie. it's like a comfy episode of a tv show you really like

                It's a known phenomenon that pseuds flock to this movie in droves because it's a lesser known Tarantino and they think it makes them special. I'm ready to accept that you genuinely like this movie if, and only if you can explain in normal language (no cinema buzzwords) what it is that you like about it.

                >It's a known phenomenon that pseuds flock to this movie in droves because it's a lesser known Tarantino and they think it makes them special
                Sure. When I watched it the first time, I definitely went in with certain expectations because all my friends had spoken about it exactly like that "I don't love Tarantino that much but this is his best!" and I liked it but it wasn't until my 3rd rewatch of it that it truly clicked for me, maybe getting older also helped I don't know, I certainly haven't grown snobbier or into more of a pseud.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think saying a buzzword counts as a buzzword
                >proceeds to use nothing but buzzwords to explain why he likes it

                >debate me or I shall be forced to mark this down as yet another internet fight won!
                lol homosexual

                There's nothing to debate, I'm not going to challenge what you like about the movie so long as it's not using snobby filmgay language. You can tell me you like it because you want to frick Pam Grier for all I care. Just don't be the homosexual that pretends to like a movie because he thinks it makes him special.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re being autistic. Describing a movie as chill is as close to normal language as you can get. When was the last time you had a conversation with somebody normal about movies?

                I’m not using buzzwords

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're using a vague single word do describe what you like about the entirety of a movie when asked specifically what it was that you liked. Literally all it takes is for you pseuds to describe a scene from the fricking movie that you liked or describe what you liked about a character but you can't even do that. You probably haven't even watched it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not well, dude. You need to up your self confidence, this is bad.
                If I described scenes I like you’d just say I was using buzzwords so what’s the point?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're so angry and mentally ill lmao

                >explain why you like scene or character or element in Jackie Brown challenge 100% impossible
                Literally the bare minimum you could have done was say something like you like the music or you like an actor's performance but you can't.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh no

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're so angry and mentally ill lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blocks you're path
      >you're path
      >you are path
      >blocks you're path
      >blocks you are path

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redditor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. filtered tasteless zoomer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never cared for Jackie Brown. Got told by a guy at work it was Tarantino's best. None of the characters are interesting, nothing they do is interesting, nothing happens. It's all just a vehicle for Tarantino's snarky "clever" dialogue. Guess what? If I can tell you wrote the dialogue for a movie and guess right nearly every time it just goes to show you have no versatility as a writer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one is typically considered his best by people who don’t really like Tarantino i.e. people with taste

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it very much. From Tarantino I only disliked Jackie Brown and I remember his Four Rooms segment as okayish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his Four Rooms segment
      Am I the only one who fricking loved this? It's based on an old Hitchwiener story with Steve McQueen and Peter Lorre. I wanted to hang out with QT and Bruce Willis in that suite for the whole movie. It completely mogged all the other sections.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it based on a Road Dahl story, ate least QT's segment?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hateful Eight is just Reservoir Dogs shot for much more money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And better

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And this is his best, objectively.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Last guy just doesnt bother aiming
      Lazy

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tarantino's best, objectively

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically his best. a love letter to vanishing point, dirty mary crazy larry, white line fever, convoy, and the og gone in 60 seconds mixed with a slasher flick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both the short version and the directors cut suck.
      The short one is too short (cuts out some good bits) but the director's cut is too long and has too much bullshit.
      There's a better film in there somewhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His most underrated movie

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not Kill Bill
    >not Inglorious Bastards (but LE MISSPELLED!)
    >not Death Proof

    there's just so many to choose from

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pulp Fiction
    2. Jackie Brown
    3. Kill Bill
    4. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    5. Inglorious Bastards
    6. Reservoir Dogs
    7. Django Unchained
    8. Hateful Eight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Rez Dawgs
      2. Pulp
      3. Once in Holly
      4. Kill Billz
      5. H8
      6. IBS
      7. Death
      8. Django
      9. Proof

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best
      hateful 8
      inglourious basterds
      pulp fiction

      >worst
      once upon a time
      django
      deathproof

      kill bill would be among best if it was one movie and without a tone of filler.
      reservoir dogs is almost like a rough and unpolished version of hateful 8, it really doesn't hold up after rewatching it
      jackie brown is solid, but nothing exceptional
      once upon a time is one of the worst movies i ever sat through. normally id turn it off after 40 minutes tops, but i powered through only because it was tarantulas movie. beating the piss out of bruce lee almost makes it worth it tho

      Django is his worst movie BY FAR.

      Jackie Brown is his only good film, all the characters are real and could easily exist in the real world, not to mention the use of real life locations, distances ect, the best and most solid dialogue among his movies, plus the only soundtrack that fits the narrative

      all his other films are capeship with OH SO RANDOM AND WACKY soundtrack XD

      Tarantino says that directors get worse as they age, but how does that explain how his best film is his second to last film? (and he agrees apparently with PF being his "most important" work)

      1. Rez Dawgs
      2. Pulp
      3. Once in Holly
      4. Kill Billz
      5. H8
      6. IBS
      7. Death
      8. Django
      9. Proof

      Here is the real list.

      1. Pulp fuction: only a contrarian would disagree. People ITT are probably too young to realize what a game changer it was when it released. By far the most quotable and re-watchable.

      2 & 3. Reservoir dogs & Jackie brown: order is up for debate.

      4. Inglourious basterds: apart from some weird casting (especially Brad Pitt) the opening scene is S-tier and Hands Landa is one of the best Tarantino characters of all time.

      5. Kill bill: extremely entertaining and visceral action movie. Perfectly casted. People who rate this film low probably don't appreciate martial arts films.

      6. Once upon a time in hollywood: there is a good movie in there somewhere but Quentin did not trim the fat.

      7. Django unchained: same flaws as OUaTiH but to a greater extent.

      8. Hateful eight: again, same major flaw of a lack of self-editing. The scenes are too. Fricking. Long.

      9. Death proof: self explanatory.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        * Pulp Fiction

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. Pulp fiction
        2. Hateful 8
        3. Inglourious basterds
        >drop in quality
        4. Reservoir dogs
        5. Kill Bill
        6. Jackie brown
        >drop in quality
        >drop in quality
        >drop in quality
        >drop in quality
        7.
        8.
        9. Django, Deathproof, Once upon a time

        Only movie i have problem with on your list is hateful 8. It maybe goes in great detail but it tells a straightforward story, characters are great, actors are great, mystery and tension is top notch. Maybe im just biased towards movies with restricted space
        Reservoir dogs and Jackie brown are solid movies, but just not hard hitters like Pulp, H8 and Basterds
        Kill Bill feels too long. It shoud've been shorter or had more targets to kill. As it is, i cant put it above dogs, but it is slightly ahead of Jackie brown
        Deathproof was good idea, but poor execution, it should've been more like "joy ride" with paul walker and less of a ride-along
        My biggest problems with Django are jamie fox, music and uninteresting story. Candyland characters improve it a little bit, but overall the movie is really underwhelming
        Finally, the worst of all, once upon a time... idk about you, but im not an 70 year old ex showbusiness man, so all of that "slice of time" bullshit means close to nothing to me. There is no story. Lets spend 3 hours with this lame ass "has-been actor" and only reward to sufering through it is cliff beating the piss out of bruce lee and a shootout at the end, that is nothing to write home about. especialy when you became braindead after 3 hours of bullshit

        even though they are not true tarantino films, i would put true romance and from dusk till dawn above django, once upon a time and deathproof

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it personally. The setting and atmosphere are top tier, the cast of characters are all really good (Channing Tatum being the sole exception)

    My favorite 4 Tarantinos
    Pulp Fiction
    Jackie Brown
    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    The Hateful Eight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I loved it personally. The setting and atmosphere are top tier, the cast of characters are all really good (Channing Tatum being the sole exception)
      couldnt agree more. luckily his role was small

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >liking tarantino

    You must be over 18 to browse Cinemaphile

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best
    hateful 8
    inglourious basterds
    pulp fiction

    >worst
    once upon a time
    django
    deathproof

    kill bill would be among best if it was one movie and without a tone of filler.
    reservoir dogs is almost like a rough and unpolished version of hateful 8, it really doesn't hold up after rewatching it
    jackie brown is solid, but nothing exceptional
    once upon a time is one of the worst movies i ever sat through. normally id turn it off after 40 minutes tops, but i powered through only because it was tarantulas movie. beating the piss out of bruce lee almost makes it worth it tho

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Django is his worst movie BY FAR.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful taste. It has the most action out of any of his films not including Kill Bill which has a stupid female protagonist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this post

      Awful taste. It has the most action out of any of his films not including Kill Bill which has a stupid female protagonist.

      This post stinks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I watch his movies for da dialogue!
        You are a moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Jamie Foxx is a b***h ass n

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Jamie Foxx is a dead ass nig-nog

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this bait?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, I watch his movies for the gritty action. His dialogue is fricking gay.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flaws:
    >How much time was spent in the cabin
    >The ending is exactly what Daisy said would happen
    >The "bad guys" taking over doesn't really make sense
    >Black blowjob dingus sucking scene
    >"Is THAT who I THINK it is? It is!" - not everyone fricking knew everyone in the whole fricking country back then
    >Sam Jackson lying about the Lincoln letter because he made Kurt Russel really sad.
    Good stuff
    >Snow scenes
    >Cast overall
    >75mm film stock
    >Ennio Morricone score

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than Django and way, way better than True Romance.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Brown is his only good film, all the characters are real and could easily exist in the real world, not to mention the use of real life locations, distances ect, the best and most solid dialogue among his movies, plus the only soundtrack that fits the narrative

    all his other films are capeship with OH SO RANDOM AND WACKY soundtrack XD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't say it's his only good film, but the rest i agree with. saw it recently saw for the first time and it was fantastic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're moron with no idea what you're talking about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me how Hateful 8 was capeshit or wacky.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the characters are real
      All the characters have a single character trait each.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chapter giving the flashback with that awful aussie stuntwoman ruined it. Also the out of the blue narration.
    Lazy filmmaking.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    With this and Joker, the summer of 2019 was great for kino.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was being 100% unironic for the record.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how that is supposed to make us not like the film.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are finally being properly portrayed in film!

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino says that directors get worse as they age, but how does that explain how his best film is his second to last film? (and he agrees apparently with PF being his "most important" work)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      simple
      hateful eight he was going on autopilot
      OUATIH he recalibrated

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        H8 was a commentary on American race relations that made Django feel extremely subtle and nuanced. It was Tarantino at his most preachy, which is partly why its the worst. And unlike Django, there also aren't any characters to root for, so there is no catharsis. Don't get me started on using 70mm just to film the inside of a cabin.

        OUATIH is Tarantino talking about a subject where he is incredibly knowledgeable and has the most affinity for. He has a lot to say and I am along for the ride. Props for the generous deal Sony gave Tarantino as well on the filmmaking process.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hateful aint seen it

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting lack of respect for Reservoir ITT
    QT has never emotionally topped the final scene of that movie. never

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's intellectually bankrupt. Tarantino trying to be smart.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you itt hate Djanog solely because Black folk and no other reason at all?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not kill bill

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood > Django Unchained > Pulp Fiction > Reservoir Dogs > Death Proof > Kill Bill 1 > Kill Bill 2 > The Hateful Eight > Jackie Brown > Inglourious Basterds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe people like you exist. Stop posting.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Death Proof but it’s easily his worst flick. he could’ve saved it by cutting 15 minutes of dialogue between the first and second set of girls and added some kills before the opening credits

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino's objective best right here.
    Either this or Pulp Fiction.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    Pulp Fiction
    >2
    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    >3
    Resevoir Dogs
    >4
    Inglorious Basterds
    >5
    Hateful Eight
    >6
    Kill Bill 1&2
    >7
    Django Unchained
    >8
    Jackie Brown

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Bill > Hollywood > Pulp Fiction > Dogs > Basterds > Hateful Eight > Django > Proof > Jackie Brown

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretentious shit movies.
    Uwe Boll makes better movies.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people that put Jackie Brown last
    People that love Tarantino for the memes.
    >people that put Jackie Brown first
    People that think they’re above liking Tarantino films
    >people that put Jackie Brown in the top half of his filmography
    People that have good taste.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand that Sam Jackson made that story up to bait Bruce Dern into attacking him but I also didn’t need to see it acted out

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's tied with Django, Westerns aren't supposed to be vulgar and the Black person worship doesn't fit the genre at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being anti-slavery is "Black person worship"
      this is your brain on white identity politics

  35. 10 months ago
    Algenon

    The Hateful Eight is one of QTs best efforts and certainly showcases his astonishing talent for writing dialogue. The eccentricity of shooting it in 70mm only added to its larger than life qualities. All the acting was superb. Bruce Dern managed to shine without getting up from that chair except to rise and get blown away by the Major's gun. Kurt Russell surprised the shit outta me with a flawless, believable, funny John Ruth. Jennifer Jason Leigh deserved an oscar for her Daisy Domergue. Samuel Jackson was flawless, as usual. H8 is a masterpiece of writng and direction. All I can say is... 4 measly bullets and there goes senior Bob. Hahaha

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