He has no facial hair in the books either. At one point it's explained that he is capable of growing awesome facial hair like his dad but he doesn't like how it's rough and gets in the way so he figured out how to shave with a rock
>He shaved with a clam
That sounds extremely dangerous, especially if you haven't mastered knapping or sharpening. My uncle went to Kenya with the British army in the 90s and they were told not to shave even though they had razor blades, because mosquitos are attracted to the blood and easily pass on malaria through that soft facial skin. The risk is just too high to bear for the sake of a slight increase in facial comfort.
They took it from the book where Tarzan finds a cabin filled with his parents stuff, including his dad's knife and lots of pictures of Englishmen who all shaved. He emulated the men he saw in the pictures by shaving with the knife. He also finds some ABC books and a dictionary and using only those two things he taught himself how to read and write English but not speak it, to the point where Jane and her family thought he was the moronic man-servant of this mysterious "Tarzan" who kept sending them letters about protecting them. The "Me Tarzan" bit works way fricking better than the ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought.
>ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought
I think it all depends on how many annotated pictures he had. You can learn a language in isolation provided you have enough visual references to show you what the words signify (watching foreign films, for example). His parents would have to have filled the cabin with photo albums and meticulously labelled each photograph.
Tarzan was taught by nobody. He just figured all that shit out.
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The Tarzan books were about how the anglo aristocrat is an absolute superman able to thrive in any environment just based off his inherent greatness.
>the anglo aristocrat is an absolute superman able to thrive in any environment just based off his inherent greatness
And that's a ridiculous notion that only bongaboos would believe.
>that's a ridiculous notion that only bongaboos would believe
It was probably somewhat true back then, but bongland has undergone a century of dysgenics and demoralisation since. You can't judge the people who built the British empire based on modern day bongs.
They took it from the book where Tarzan finds a cabin filled with his parents stuff, including his dad's knife and lots of pictures of Englishmen who all shaved. He emulated the men he saw in the pictures by shaving with the knife. He also finds some ABC books and a dictionary and using only those two things he taught himself how to read and write English but not speak it, to the point where Jane and her family thought he was the moronic man-servant of this mysterious "Tarzan" who kept sending them letters about protecting them. The "Me Tarzan" bit works way fricking better than the ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought.
This scene is epistemologically increidbly intersting.
The Lacanian Ich-Construction typically of an infant in the mirror is portrayed here in an increidbly interesting manner.
When his ape claw relaxes into the human shape when holding her hand against his is incredibly profound.
Combine that with her being of the opposite sex and initiating his speech faculty and you basically have a PhD here.
How did Jane, an upper class lady from Bongland who has probably never even walked more than 100 feet at any given time in her life, master tree surfing and swinging like Tarzan within the span of, at most, a few months? Tarzan had to learn that stuff through years of physical conditioning and practice. How did Jane get just as good, instantly?
Tarzan was taught by nobody. He just figured all that shit out.
They took it from the book where Tarzan finds a cabin filled with his parents stuff, including his dad's knife and lots of pictures of Englishmen who all shaved. He emulated the men he saw in the pictures by shaving with the knife. He also finds some ABC books and a dictionary and using only those two things he taught himself how to read and write English but not speak it, to the point where Jane and her family thought he was the moronic man-servant of this mysterious "Tarzan" who kept sending them letters about protecting them. The "Me Tarzan" bit works way fricking better than the ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought.
The Tarzan books were about how the anglo aristocrat is an absolute superman able to thrive in any environment just based off his inherent greatness.
Her upper class bong school would have forced her to take regular exercise, as they understood that fit women have an easier time giving birth. An adventurous girl like Jane may have also joined a ladies lawn tennis club or hockey team. Boy's schools were even more extreme, as they saw it as their duty to breed a warrior elite for the empire. >tldr; there was no body positivity movement in the 19th century
Didn't matter back then, as no one had electric lights in their house. Also women are naturally plainer than men, you've just got used to seeing them with makeup and instagram filters.
Gorillas have tiny dicks so I bet Tarzan would pleasure all the gorilla women with his BWC.
If he got caught the silverback would kill him though.
That's what made Terk so crazy about him.
This.
Anon all those girls are literally girls
As in 11 years old. And you can't even have sex with Tinkerbell because she's the size of a condom.
>you can't even have sex with Tinkerbell because she's the size of a condom
Tink will protect you from STIs when you're fricking someone else. She's a good girl like that.
Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like You'll Be in My Heart and Son of Man. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Strangers Like Me, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Genesis didn't provide any constraint to their members though (11 minute keyboard solo anyone?). If anything Phil is way better with the constraint of a film producer telling him what to write.
You ever listen to the commentary track for that film?
The very final line in it is the lead animator quoting Walt's reaction to the girl's first design.
>In Kenya its nickname is "kill me fast". In the space of just a few years, chang'aa, a spirit made from distilled millet, maize and sorghum, has become the scourge of the country. Legal since 2010 (if produced in compliance with the established regulations), chang'aa is highly addictive and increasingly popular in the country's poorest areas where, along with the conventional ingredients, the drink is sometimes adulterated with methanol, petrol and battery acid recovered from rubbish dumps and also with female clothing stained with menstrual blood
Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like You'll Be in My Heart and Son of Man. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Strangers Like Me, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
They weren't FULL moron like the moronic frenchman and the robot. Terk and the elephant were like Vinny from Atlantis, a normal amount of comedically stupid. NOT full moron.
Mole works because everybody in the movie hates him and finds him to be obnoxious and unpleasant and give Kida a round of applause for punching the shit out of him during introductions.
BEN on the other hand is just loud and annoying with little resistance with heroes having to act like they actually care about him.
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>Mole works
Nah, even as a kid I wondered why they'd let a genuine moron who collects dirtin his bed join their top-notch expedition. Dude's too full moron, it doesn't matter whether characters like him or not.
The fricking gargoyles in Hunchback of Notre Dame were the worst comic relief characters in any of the animated Disney films to the point where even all the kids hated them in 1997 or whenever that was.
I love Minnie driver, bros.
was it sexual assault?
Yes, even by 1800s standards
I got a huge hard on when i saw this at 5 and tried to do it to my cousins
Why didn't he have facial hair despite being old enough?
He has no facial hair in the books either. At one point it's explained that he is capable of growing awesome facial hair like his dad but he doesn't like how it's rough and gets in the way so he figured out how to shave with a rock
>figured out how to shave with a rock
>He shaved with a clam
That sounds extremely dangerous, especially if you haven't mastered knapping or sharpening. My uncle went to Kenya with the British army in the 90s and they were told not to shave even though they had razor blades, because mosquitos are attracted to the blood and easily pass on malaria through that soft facial skin. The risk is just too high to bear for the sake of a slight increase in facial comfort.
>ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought
I think it all depends on how many annotated pictures he had. You can learn a language in isolation provided you have enough visual references to show you what the words signify (watching foreign films, for example). His parents would have to have filled the cabin with photo albums and meticulously labelled each photograph.
>the anglo aristocrat is an absolute superman able to thrive in any environment just based off his inherent greatness
>that's a ridiculous notion that only bongaboos would believe
It was probably somewhat true back then, but bongland has undergone a century of dysgenics and demoralisation since. You can't judge the people who built the British empire based on modern day bongs.
>He read the books past the first one
I seriously hope you were still in elementary school and a girl when you read that trash series
He shaved with a clam.
They took it from the book where Tarzan finds a cabin filled with his parents stuff, including his dad's knife and lots of pictures of Englishmen who all shaved. He emulated the men he saw in the pictures by shaving with the knife. He also finds some ABC books and a dictionary and using only those two things he taught himself how to read and write English but not speak it, to the point where Jane and her family thought he was the moronic man-servant of this mysterious "Tarzan" who kept sending them letters about protecting them. The "Me Tarzan" bit works way fricking better than the ridiculous notion that a guy raised by gorillas could teach himself English from a dictionary just because he's from an aristocratic family and so has civilisation in his soul or whatever the writer thought.
Sydney Sweeney live action remake when
This scene is epistemologically increidbly intersting.
The Lacanian Ich-Construction typically of an infant in the mirror is portrayed here in an increidbly interesting manner.
When his ape claw relaxes into the human shape when holding her hand against his is incredibly profound.
Combine that with her being of the opposite sex and initiating his speech faculty and you basically have a PhD here.
I thought that this was such a tender scene as a kid, nothing inherently sexual about it at all.
I WANNA KNOW
WILL YOU SHOW ME
How did Jane, an upper class lady from Bongland who has probably never even walked more than 100 feet at any given time in her life, master tree surfing and swinging like Tarzan within the span of, at most, a few months? Tarzan had to learn that stuff through years of physical conditioning and practice. How did Jane get just as good, instantly?
Women are better than men. Simple as
It's a fricking cartoon man, you are questioning that, while you're overlooking the fact that a somalian mom managed to raise white baby
because tarzan was being taught by fricking apes. and jane got taught by a human who adapted what he learnt for humans.
Tarzan was taught by nobody. He just figured all that shit out.
The Tarzan books were about how the anglo aristocrat is an absolute superman able to thrive in any environment just based off his inherent greatness.
And that's a ridiculous notion that only bongaboos would believe.
Her upper class bong school would have forced her to take regular exercise, as they understood that fit women have an easier time giving birth. An adventurous girl like Jane may have also joined a ladies lawn tennis club or hockey team. Boy's schools were even more extreme, as they saw it as their duty to breed a warrior elite for the empire.
>tldr; there was no body positivity movement in the 19th century
>these were 10/10s in bongland
Didn't matter back then, as no one had electric lights in their house. Also women are naturally plainer than men, you've just got used to seeing them with makeup and instagram filters.
If he got caught the silverback would kill him though.
This.
>you can't even have sex with Tinkerbell because she's the size of a condom
Tink will protect you from STIs when you're fricking someone else. She's a good girl like that.
Genesis didn't provide any constraint to their members though (11 minute keyboard solo anyone?). If anything Phil is way better with the constraint of a film producer telling him what to write.
Mating. Press.
Not gonna lie, Jane gave me a Euro fetish when I was young.
>no no no no no
>yes yes yes yes yes
>Jasmine
>Pocahontas
>Meg
>Jane
>Mulan
>Esmeralda
>Roxanne
Did 90s Disney have the hottest girls?
>Alice
>Wendy
>Tink
>Eilonwy
>the girl at the end of the jungle book
>Did 90s Disney have the hottest girls?
No.
Anon all those girls are literally girls
As in 11 years old. And you can't even have sex with Tinkerbell because she's the size of a condom.
>you can't even have sex with Tinkerbell
Maybe YOU can't.
>the girl at the end of the jungle book
Based and Waltpilled
You ever listen to the commentary track for that film?
The very final line in it is the lead animator quoting Walt's reaction to the girl's first design.
What is it?
>"That's a sexy little girl, Ken."
damn what a degenerate
>the girl at the end of the jungle book
Based beyond belief
>gorillas get a music number
>it's Jazzy and involves them breaking the whole camp
what the frick did Phil Collins mean by this?
Jane is the 2nd prettiest princess of the renaissance era
and people wonder why boomers are obsessed with blacks fricking their white women
>bl*cks
>able to survive anywhere other than in white countries with everything handed to them
yep, blacks didn't exist before being transported to america
fricking moron
t. still living in mud huts after thousands of years
existing is the only thing they can do by themselves
It's actually not. Large parts of Africa are now sustained entirely by humanitarian aid from the west.
My bad. Forgot we're still throwing money into that pit.
>In Kenya its nickname is "kill me fast". In the space of just a few years, chang'aa, a spirit made from distilled millet, maize and sorghum, has become the scourge of the country. Legal since 2010 (if produced in compliance with the established regulations), chang'aa is highly addictive and increasingly popular in the country's poorest areas where, along with the conventional ingredients, the drink is sometimes adulterated with methanol, petrol and battery acid recovered from rubbish dumps and also with female clothing stained with menstrual blood
Africans existing
>wipes out both of your shitty civilizations
that image is cringe. take the ted roosevelt pill.
But anon, he just wanted to punch everyone in the face and have sex
Gorillas have tiny dicks so I bet Tarzan would pleasure all the gorilla women with his BWC.
That's what made Terk so crazy about him.
Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like You'll Be in My Heart and Son of Man. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Strangers Like Me, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Nice, very nice.
The last Disney film with soul.
What about Atlantis and Treasure Planet?
Esmeralda, by herself, trounces all those bawds. Esmeralda is the sexiest Disney girl and will probably never be surpassed.
>What about Atlantis and Treasure Planet?
Both had full-moron comic relief characters. Thus no soul.
But Tarzan had Turk and the gay elephant
They weren't FULL moron like the moronic frenchman and the robot. Terk and the elephant were like Vinny from Atlantis, a normal amount of comedically stupid. NOT full moron.
Terk was played by Rosie O'Donnell
Mole works because everybody in the movie hates him and finds him to be obnoxious and unpleasant and give Kida a round of applause for punching the shit out of him during introductions.
BEN on the other hand is just loud and annoying with little resistance with heroes having to act like they actually care about him.
>Mole works
Nah, even as a kid I wondered why they'd let a genuine moron who collects dirtin his bed join their top-notch expedition. Dude's too full moron, it doesn't matter whether characters like him or not.
Treasure Planet had too much comic relief : the robot, the dog like professor, the fart alien, and the blob thing that transforms
SON OF MAN
A MAN FOR ALL TO SEEEE
The fricking gargoyles in Hunchback of Notre Dame were the worst comic relief characters in any of the animated Disney films to the point where even all the kids hated them in 1997 or whenever that was.
underrated disney film. Great animation.
By the way, what's Jane's whole name?... Tarzan thinks hard for a moment, then answers... Jane's hole name c**t.
Jane Porter
Don't quit your day job, mr comedian.
The scene in this movie where Tarzan fights and kills the leopard is so unfathomably based. I let my (wife's) son watch it all the time