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what's the point of dating when you're old and propense to kick the bucket at any given moment
>what's the point of dating when you're old and propense to kick the bucket at any given moment
Being happy? Spending the little time you have with someone you like?
Why do you people think seniors have to die alone if their former partner dies? Are you moronic?
If you're too old to work, you should be tossed aside like the worthless, broken tool you are.
part of the thrill is knowing your partner could go at any time as well
Nobody wants to be alone. As you get older, you drift away from friends and as you get a lot older, the ones that are left start dying off. If I had 5 years left, I'd rather spend it being with someone than being completely and utterly alone.
>Nobody wants to be alone
Speak for yourself homosexual, I might be alone but that doesn't mean I have no self -respect to the point of tolerating a woman's bullshit all my life.
Yeah. You only zing once.
And they're young again. I like this ending.
If you're rich, you can marry an 18 year old, take some viagra so you can frick her, then die hilariously when you don't go to the doctor after 4 hours.
Those people are usually just bored and lack any sort of loyalty and love in their heart. Cheaters gotta cheat.
The frick kind of jaded bitter logic is this? Also marriage is tell death do us part, tardo. It's not cheating.
>Unironically treating marriage like a contract
Yeah you lack humanity maybe you should just end yourself
marriage IS a contract, you fricking dumbass frickstaine. No Christian sect makes someone remain married even after fricking death and your moronic lapring is doing nothing but showing how utterly clueless you really are.
not him but if you cannot grasp the idea of being married for like 50 years with someone and then dating someone else after she croaks like you're 20 you are a subhuman moron.
I'm not the one having trouble grasping the concept, moron
Marriage is a covenant, which is synonymous with contract. If you live in a country without separation for church and state, it literally is a legal contract.
So? You can die at any moment regardless of age. Young people think they will live forever lol.
Zoomers degeneracy latching on to older people
What does this have to do with zoomers
zoomers aren't human
I’m throwing up
Oh frick no. His story was done and no one wants to see him date. Frick off.
so he dates someone with grandkids right
Frick sequels, Pixar characters should age in real time. Carl (and Doug) should be dead in the ground, peacefully
Wasn't this recored before his Voice actor passed away?
HIS DATE IS GOING TO BE A FAT BLACK WOMAN
>Carl fricking dies
>packaging this with what might just be your worst film in years
that's just desperate and tasteless
Wish did the same.
Disney damage control this year has been hilarious
Wait a second, this thing is shooped or made with AI, right? I refuse to believe they'd make something like this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl%27s_Date
depressing
#MeToo killed Pixar. It's fitting because Disney pushed so much homosexual propaganda.
the only homosexual I see is (You)
Killed at Iger's behest. The board was eyeing John Lasseter for the big chair. They wanted another Creative at the helm. Iger sabotaged him and killed Pixar.
This is the last thing Ed Asner did before he kicked off. They've just been holding this off from the rest of these "Carl and Dug" shorts they've already dumped on Disney Plus.
The fact it was originally slated for Disney+ and being quietly indefinitely postponed and its soundtrack being available for a short while at first was memoryholed by MSM that would rather suck corpo dicks to survive rather than do genuine journalism.
Also OP forgot to post the trailer:
>This is the last thing Ed Asner did before he kicked off.
It was so bad it killed him? Damn
>original IP
Lmfao
lol ok. I won't watch those either
>If I close my eyes, it's like there's no one sucking the soul out of these movies with shitty sequels
Does anyone remember literally anything from this movie other than the first 5 minutes and the meme dog?
I member Kevin
I remember the antagonist being a sort of combination naturalist/science hero and how Cinemaphile kept arguing he was written poorly and brought the whole movie down. Also the stupid bird.
I remember the movie forgot to explain how the hell he's still alive.
The bird's eggs had rejuvenating properties in an early draft before they decided to just make him too stubborn to salvage his reputation to die.
The contractually obligated "let's inject sad shit in the middle of a kid's movie" scene, where Carl finds out the asian kid's parents are divorced
Calling it now Carl dies in a cab on the way to his date, and sees Ellie waiting for him at his stop.
sad but wholesome. Modern Disney doesn't have the balls to pull the trigger on this kind of shit though.
No, if anything it's what that one anon guessed when this was first announced.
>Carl says he's got a big date planned to Dug and Russel
>The pair follow him around confused since he's never mentioned dating anyone before
>They end up tracking Carl down to the park he and Ellie used to go
>Carl is having a picnic by himself with a photo of Ellie
>Dug and Russel come up confused
>Carl explains that he always took Ellie out to the Park on her Birthday and never gave up doing so even after she passed.
At least Toy Story and Cars makes a lot of merchandise money so that explains all the unneeded sequels. Up, never did. Why would any company make this?
Wait, you have to fricking buy tickets for Elemental just to see this? Those greedy israelites at Disney are really pushing it.
>That one anon's idea for this where he is actually going to visit her grave/its their anniversary
>"NOOOO. YOU CANT TRY TO MOVE ON AND FIND COMPANIONSHIP. WHAT ABIUT TRUE LOVERINO???"
Adulterers like you belong on a cross.
Seethe, roastie or femcel
see
Male brain in action
>Posts supporting monogamy
>Must be a male (and bad) thing
Least dumb roasty
His wife has been dead for decades, are you acting moronic on purpose?
Your point being, bawd?
Monogamy is a social construct. Humans don't "marry for life", they get into multiple relationships throughout their lives. What do you think hunter-gatherers did? Why do you think the 7 year itch is an observable affect. You're trying to force people into roles they weren't meant to fit into
>Humans don't "marry for life"
They do, it's rare but it happens
Proving the point that marriage is unnatural.
Stop wearing clothes and living in your special house with technology and shit. It's unnatural after all.
>living in a shelter is unnatural
Go ahead and get married, it's your ass that's on the line. Enjoy the shafting.
You need to be 18+ to post here.
>he still has delusions of a romantic world in one of his animus
>accusses others of being underaged
Don't forget your fedora on the way out.
Tried to warn you, you make your own bed.
>Can't counter argument
Concession accepted.
Can't counter what doesn't exist.
Your parents' divorce is entirely your fault.
>Can't counter what doesn't exist.
You're right. Your point is moronic therefore you can't be convinced otherwise. Keep resorting to memes and shit all you want.
Still here, underage nihilist? Shoo
>Be anon
>Wake up in bed
>Made it past 12 without getting raped by twelve tribesmen or dying of the common cold
>Waddle over to computer
>Waddle because fat after a lifetime of eating imported food
>Turn on computer
>Using the same type of dangerous energy that explodes the sky with electricity, it communicates with huge machines across the world, using cables that span oceans, all of which delivers messages further than the distance I will travel in my lifetime, all in the span of a few seconds
>Same network holds more information than the entire sum of humanity's knowledge before it.
>Use it to go on an imageboard to talk about drawings
>Topic of marriage comes up
>Adjust my glasses and smirk
>"Uhm.... Marriage is unnatural."
>Crack knuckles
>Just like my hunter-gatherer ancestors
>Stupid Americans
Funny pasta anon, but I have yet to be proven wrong.
Most american post itt by far
Get your dick wet and all this romanticism poison will leave your brain.
have a nice day.
>Zoomers being unable to process that after you've been married for someone that long and he or she passes you don't wanna date anymore
>LOL just have fun lol
I fear this generation, completely lacking in empathy and perspective
>anon thinks seniors dating is a zoomer thing
I live in a Catholic country
So you need the church and government to keep marriages together?
It's fine it's a fantasy, we all have that, but be realistic
Are you fricking moronic? "Until DEATH do us part" you stupid homosexual. It's prefectly appropriate and catholic to marry again after your husband/wife dies. In Heaven marriages do not apply anymore anyway. Stop giving actual Catholics a bad name with your stupidity.
>woman divorces a man after two-three decades of marriage like it's nothing
Yeah, sure.
>"Yeah, I love my funny blue dog" said Lilo."But I'm an adult in college now, and, just like my og voice actress, I love the warm feeling of dick, drugs and parties sooooo much more. So, get this space mutt out of my sight!!!"
He's dating Miles from the Spiderverse, isn't he?
Don't do this if you have kids and want them to have something after you go
He's old, let him have it
>itt Cinemaphile once again proves they have no idea how human relationships work
Movie is still moronic tho. Ain't nobody wanna see Carl dating.
>>itt Cinemaphile once again proves they have no idea how human relationships work
Everybody knows how it works but nobody wants to see it in a cartoon
What this guy said
Real relationships are absolute shit. We need relationships in fiction written by men who know what men want. Don't let broads write it or they'll ruin it.
Despite the unpopular belief, most elderly people don't frick around.
You haven't met my grandma
Is your mom or dad looking for a much younger stepdad by any chance?
Tru dat