Taylor Swift has the same taste in films as Reddit apparently
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>Gandalf's voice is in my head
What? Who on Earth thinks of LOTR and goes "ah yes, those famous Ian McKellan voiceovers".
Who said voiceovers?
>TIME's Person of the Year
Based Tay! her big break in Hollywood is just a matter of time
Yeah she’s alright, but Anthony’s way better, not to mention cuter.
They couldn't have found a more flattering photo of her?
It’s honestly a bad photoshoot. Really odd lighting, lame outfits and background. I don’t know how they fricked it up
which pornstar has the same body as her?
just look up trans porn and you'll probably find something close
PITLICKER MODE ACTIVATED
She's been in movies, she isn't a good actress
Hitler was also Time's person of the year.
>Based Tay! her big break in Hollywood is just a matter of time
She's already been in multiple movies including the bomb of Cats
Honestly weird to think that magazines still exist
She has a lot of nerve claiming to be a feminist and then having bald armpits.
this isnt real right
It gets worse
Ridley's gonna get her ass for that
this sounds like major cope from a walled childless unmarried roasty. the "im the happiest ever" is such a stereotypical thing to say from these types is just pathetic trying to see them pass it off as truth
>about to be a billionaire
>gets paid to do what she loves
>adored around the world
>getting fricked by a tall football chad
Yeah, I bet she's miserable
NTA and I don’t disagree with any of you, but why does the lyrical content in Midnights involve her pining about how ~le sad~ she is?
Marketing. Gen Z, especially Gen Z girls, are renowned for bragging about/capitalizing off of their mental illnesses.
>involve her pining about how ~le sad~ she is?
because it sells. are you fricking stupid?
I’m not the biggest fan of using mental health issues as a tool to make more money. Especially if you don’t even have them.
IIRC the singer for The Cure once said something along the lines of
>I'm not a sad person all the time, but when I am sad that's when I write songs
yes. shes the same as any career women. acting like partying and hanging out with strangers who are "powerful" or "famous" is the peak of life. this same speech of hers has come from thousands of office ladies before her.
>heh its saturday night and im having 100$ drinks are this fancy club with CEOs hehe ive totally made it
youre supposed to be home with your family being comfy at that age and time. what are the chances that you seethe at Leonardo DiCaprio for being a manchild? happy people are going around with a paid media presence frantically talking about how happy they are. women go crazy without kids. its just fact.
>this same speech of hers has come from thousands of office ladies before her.
Do you think even the most high powered corporate pantsuit lives a life comparable to Taylor Swift? Get fricking real anon. Quit regurgitating these shitty trad talking points, you have zero sense of scale.
you're unbelievably moronic
>happy people arent*
>supposed to
Why? Is daddy going to get mad? No adult is 'supposed to' do anything unless they live for other people's opinions of them or are legally obligated. Who gives a shit? None of us are supposed to be on here and yet here we fricking are. If that keeps you up at night, get a grip.
>youre supposed to be home with your family being comfy at that age and time.
This goy thinks we still have a functioning society worth contributing to lol
youve been warned. you have no one to blame but yourself
I blame the israelites
Jennifer Anniston was at one point the most famous woman in the world and she publicly laments over never having kids.
She wasn't sad about it in her early 30s
Or she never publicly displayed it because that's not the fantasy she was selling to women. According to her she was trying everything she could to get pregnant but nothing worked. How could she not be sad about that?
How do you have trouble getting pregnant? Do women really?
>How do you have trouble getting pregnant?
You wait till you're 30.
Having a healthy population capable of fulfilling their basic biological functions is literally Nazism
Women have all kinds of fertility problems. That and a lot are waiting too long. The fertility rate drops off a cliff as they age. They don't want to admit it but having children when they're young is the best time. But they put it off due to careers and feminism and then ask why they can't get knocked up
PCOS
Endometriosis
All kinds of things can hinder women’s fertility. You’ll never know because you’ll never have sex.
Women who wait until they're 30+ to have kids for the first time have an extremely difficult time getting pregnant. The dirty 30s phenomenon is a byproduct of this, their body is in overdrive to get pregnant before that chance is lost forever. It's a biological mechanism compensating for the dwindling fertility, brain chemicals telling them to frick more and get that baby batter.
Is Taylor Swift trying everything she can to get pregnant? Despite being a lesbian? And also a troony, apparently?
According to my friend who loves Taylor, in her songs she desires marriage and children and this is why a lot of women like her too, they relate to her desires. That’s what my friend says anyway
have you ever had an hour long goonsesh with your friend to Taylor?
but you’re not going to claim her publicist said that? doesn’t work both ways? Also
>completely anecdotal evidence
>no source or quote
I don’t give a frick whatever your axe to grind is but you are too fricking stupid to try and defend yourself, just stop
not that anon but is your argument that annistons agent was posting that she was sad and miserable from not having kids? why would she do that?
anyway shes talked about it a lot and its well known
post wall roasties cant have kids. they wait and wait thinking that the point of life is to party and then it hits them that its too late and they freak out and have their female version of a mid life crises but instead of just getting back in shape like a man, they realize that their entire life is wasted and they will now have to live the next 50+ years along and sad
my point is when someone points out that Taylor said something then you claim it’s PR, or media relations, and people are feeding her lines. but of course what Anniston said was totally genuine, heartfelt, raw. surely only Taylor Swift would play the PR game, right?
>not that anon
you keep saying that but we all know it’s you OP, you’re so obviously angry at someone who’s existence doesn’t effect you at all and your writing style is obvious
no you're right anon, the soon to be richest woman on the planet is coping and seething.
Bezos' ex-wife is worth $38.8 billion
alright, the most famous woman on the planet then. i think you understood my point, you just wanted to be pedantic. i concede your point.
>why does the artist whose fanbase consists of pubescent girls write about being le sad
gee i don't know anon, why do the Wiggles write songs about the fricking alphabet? use your noggin for once.
Nope, shes been giving all that away. And she made that in the first place through the divorce. Quite different than grinding through a music career
That's her most recent net worth estimate
>estimate
Its almost all gone. Shes been donating to a bunch of charities. There are heiresses that actually more wealthy than she is now. Its incredible, she divorces him and then just gives it all away. Kinda petty but also somewhat based
Is Oprah Winfrey really happy deep down? You think?
Are 99% of married boomers happy deep down? You think?
I'm butchering the Bill Burr joke, but she used to be on daytime television interviewing midgets or whatever, and now she's the head of a corporate empire. I'm sure she's happier than she used to be, which should be how you measure success.
>I'm butchering the Bill Burr joke
He does that himself
how fricking delusional are you? she’s one of the biggest stars in the world, is self-employed and basically a billionaire, is adored all over and is now dating an NFL star. yeah she’s really coping about her unhappiness. boy you are fricking stupid
You Black folk are projecting like a drive in movie theater
im beginning to think she has autism
or at least on the spectrum
This has been the general consensus for a while
I’m not sure if it’s Aspergers or she’s just been so sheltered by money and status practically her whole life that she comes off as sort of socially inept like that. Do you think she likes Nintendo in secret?
You mean the three most popular movie franchises of all time besides Star Wars? Three of the most culturally relevant things she could reference that 99% of people will instantly understand and have some connection with? She's just pandering to the biggest audience possible.
Did you want her to say she was collecting teeth because of some weird arthouse french film from the 50s instead? moron
I wanted her to say her favourite movie was 'The Pest' starring John Leguizamo
I annoy Cinemaphile all the time so now I’m going to annoy Cinemaphile too.
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrNPWJyA/
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNEep9OZR/
https://strawpoll.com/wby5ARL6XyA/
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLk7YQVZ4
>actually knowing/listening to her music
NGMI
My sister said she could name 70 of her songs and then claimed not to be a swiftie
Her pandemic albums are unironically great, cope.
>my marketer told me to rattle off this pop culture stuff to make people think I'm like them so I can sell more records
As if this b***h needs any help with marketing lmao
She has multiple teams behind her. You'd be a fool to think she comes up with everything and does it all on her own
At this point she could put out a NSBM album and it would still be #1 on the charts for half the year
Natsoc bowel movement yes
looks like a troony
>sees THE generic blond white woman who is only as famous as she is because of her looks
>troony
I seriously think you might need to get off the internet, anon.
not the anon you were responding to but she DOES look like a failed troon
Don't you think it's more likely that trans people try and emulate someone so universally regarded as an example of femininity rather than "Taylor Swift looks like a troony"? I mean really man, I'm no fan of here and I don't even find her attractive, but I think it's pretty fair to say she looks like a woman lol.
this thing troons do where they pretend a very average normal looking women is actually a troon is pretty pathetic
I see it too, I think the black pills just kicked in
>the biggest album of the year is a re-recording of the biggest album from 10 years ago
Grim.
Nostalgia, people want what they grew up with. You've got plenty of young girls who are now young women. They'll buy it again if it includes bonus tracks or different lyrics here or there
Remember how she dumped her long time boyfriend just because he was bad for her publicity and then she immediately dated another generic guy saying how much she loves him now
She dumped her short-time fling because he was bad for her publicity, not the other guy
>Remember how she dumped her long time boyfriend just because he was bad for her publicity
Do you mean Matty Healy? Didn't they date for like a month?
Joe Alwyn, the bong she wrote several love songs for and then randomly decided one day he outlived his usefulness to her. The news of them suddenly breaking up is when it hit me she’s married to her career more than anything else. She also shows all the warning signs of being manipulative user, but we can’t point that out of course.
How was he bad for her publicity?
>The news of them suddenly breaking up is when it hit me
lol what, it didn't dawn on you long before then? Her MO. is dating someone, breaking up and writing a song about it. Its literally how she makes money
They were together for 6 years
Humans naturally fall out of romantic love around that time
Taylor Swift (TS) is an unironic male
Not only would I still, I would even more.
Taylor Swift is a channer
newbies don't know that she got her kitten's name from /b/
>She's at the Poor Things premiere right now
Imagine sitting next to Taylor Swift while you watch Emma Stone getting fricked for 2 hours
Her publicist wrote that
I wonder what her body count is. It's probably in the hundreds by now
I'm getting really sick of this manufactured media blitz she's been putting on the past year
"Thanks, Holy Spirit."
Taylor Swift is after all a millennial.
>she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
God she's always been such a poser
Oh please. Is she any more of a poser than Olivia Rodrigo, who proudly plagiarized her biggest hit song just so her team could capitalize off of the pop punk nostalgia that’s been making the rounds since the Covid restrictions? And then gaslit the public into being okay with it by saying something as unbelievably stupid as “when I was growing up (born 2003 and mostly white), I thought only white girls could be singers”?
Who the frick is Olivia Rodrigo?
hapa avril lavigne wannabe
she should demystify the bataytay by showing hers
A Harry Potter reference in 2023? Big yikes, doesn't she know how problematic that franchise is?
>/b/ named her cat
I miss when /b/ was never good
There's a song on Folklore from the POV of a WWII nurse
This does not mean Taylor Swift was in WWII
>not in WW2
maybe not but like she could've been
How exactly did she conquer the world this year? I know that the media is pushing her hard because she’s gonna campaign with Biden next year. But normies are obsessed with her music regardless. Her song about summer from 2019 is at the top of the charts. In winter. Is the rest of the music industry just THAT shit? All these new stars and everyone ran back to Taylor?
White women are the second easiest people to pander to on the planet, just behind Indian males.
Music is dead and the media is obsessed with finding the next MJ, they tried Harry Styles, Beyonce, Bieber, One Direction, Rihanna, Lady GaGa just to name a few and they failed. Taylor finally captured that widespread appeal they were looking for but mostly only in white women
I've noticed this, literally every single day i see him mentioned in comparison towards someone. Why did they kill him if they are so obsessed with him exactly?
Owned the beatles and basically every other artist
People are revisiting it because COVID happened before she could tour for it
So part of this big tour now is essentially the official tour for that album
>how did a massive star get people excited when she went on an international tour?
hmmmm... good question.
I genuinely don’t under the popularity of this broad. She’s like a slice of wonder bread. Completely fricking bland and every female on planet earth from ages 12-35 is OBSESSED.
>I genuinely don’t under the popularity of this broad. She’s like a slice of wonder bread.
White bread, the thing famously no one eats. Interesting how you can happen upon the very reason she's so popular but not realize it.
Still doesn’t really explain the level of sheer celebrity like who else in history was this famous? Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Princess Diana? They were all either interesting or extremely talented. Taylor is neither of these things
You're referencing people from a pre-Internet age, though. Back then to be truly globally famous it was as you say, you had to be superlative in your field or geopolitically significant. Nowadays, though, the world has shrunk to the size of the screen in your pocket. Anyone can see pretty much everything from around the world. And what happens when the majority gets to decide what is most popular? You get boring milquetoast bullshit whose most apparent quality is being inoffensive.
She's a tall blonde aryan princess who makes catchy earworms and doesn't go out of her way to piss anyone off
Her persona is that of a strong independent woman, but makes music about wanting Chad‘s wiener. That’s exactly how all women are and that’s why they love her. She has a good balance of all the traits they like in womanhood.
>Her persona is that of a strong independent woman
Only like 1/3 of the time at most
Britney Spears was roughly more famous than Taylor Swift is now, during the 2000s.
She's talented in a marketing/branding sense and she makes hit songs. They aren't always good, but people like the music
>She's talented in a marketing/branding sense and she makes hit songs. They aren't always good, but people like the music
The "people" are women and gay men. She sings about issues relatable to being a woman:
falling in love
breaking up
being insane
The quality of the music is irrelevant.
>you must have kids or you WILL be sad
I cannot imagine the lives of people that really think like this lmao how pathetic
Family is the meaning of life.
Why?
if you have nothing else going on, sure
Actually you will be, your brain has a biological schedule to follow and if you don’t keep up with it, it’ll make you sad by taking away dopamine
It isn't biological. It's only if you subscribe to social expectations. I'm 44, childless, my semen has next to no viable sperm in it, and I feel great.
>He let's biology dictate his happiness
The absolute state of 3DPD lovers
Is State of Grace her only rock song?
No but it's the only good one
Wtf does that even mean
She is the most boring famous person in the world
If I was stupid rich, and constantly getting asked questions by the media, I would say the cringiest things possible just for the lolz
Britney was a child abuse victim that was groomed and suffered at the hands of horrific parents just like Michael, and had the entire media assaulting her with israelites labelling her crazy for speaking out. All of this lead to the drug addiction and subsequent meltdown. Taylor has no adversity since she was a upper class white woman with rich parents with a media that protects, shields her and downright propagates her to insane degrees.
Since she has no real advertisity at all, nor is she brave enough to speak out like defending Palestine, denouncing Israel. Shit like that, she presumably will never crash and burn, since there's no real reason for the israelites to turn on their cash cow
This, Tay is a industry plant. Speaking out of line once could kill her career dead
She publicly went off on the Soros family
She hasn't stood up for palestine
She hasn't stood up for Israel either
She was completely apolitical until a few years ago, and now she just says milquetoast leftist shit every once in a while
Pathetic
I'll take that over every other pop star constantly talking about white supremacy and shit
Why hasn't any major celebrity spoken up against Israel's blantant genocide?
https://variety.com/2023/biz/news/hollywood-demands-gaza-israel-ceasefire-joaquin-phoenix-cate-blanchett-1235763646/amp/
What does she think about Dredd?
Reddit hates HP now because of Rowling
>I used the feminists to destroy the feminists
I thought they hated him cause of what he named his cat
It’s ridiculous because she doesn’t even hate trans people, she just acknowledges that there are biological differences between trans women and non-trans women.
She basically said mtf trans are riding the coat tails of feminism.
She clearly hates trans women
As she should
>Taylor Swift has the same taste in films as Reddit apparently
duh, she's literally stacy
not with that face m8
She’s ageless
Smart business woman
Frick you
I have never listened to a Taylor Swift song.
All I know about her is that she's a popular pop singer and the thing that happened with Kanye West at some award but that's it.
What a midwit
I don't feel i understand the quote. What is gandalf saying in her head? Is she saying her life is a movie now cos its all replaying the same work?
what a fricking nerd
>friend's gf is a self proclaimed LOTR nut
>talks about it at any given change
>"What do you think about The Silmarillion"
>"Oh... I haven't read any book"