Taylor Swift is now directing and writing her own feature movie, wants to win a Academy Award

LOL

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like her music, it'll be shallow and pedantic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she insists upon herself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep; but populist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't write her own music. Even on songs she's credited with there's like 5 other writers and she's only really credited as a favor.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she clearly does write her own stuff. She writes the majority of a song and her producer will make the music and add little changes which she gives shared credits for. 90% of her songs are just 2 people credited, her and her producer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the producer is the one that's really writing the songs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no they are making the instrumentals. I'm guessing the process is Taylor writes the lyrics and melodies on piano/guitar, brings it to her producer and they turn it into an actual pop song while making small changes to the lyrics or melodies.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's no way Taylor has even close to that much input especially when she's an extreme amateur at both guitar and piano. Even her voice is bad when compared to talented singers like Ariana, Aguilera, Whitney, Maria etc.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                she can play guitar and she does it well enough to play at live concerts. You don't need to be super-expert shredder to write songs. As I said, she has producers who know how to make music and they make the instrumentals. Her strength is lyrics and melodies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That has to be one of the worst NPR Tiny Desk concerts ever. Even Chvrches was better.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Olivia Rodrigo's is really bad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              She doesn't write her own songs, she's has ideas and then other people translate them into a song. She's a terrible vocalist, can't dance and sucks at performing. Her popularity comes from being a feminist and having a massive widespread shill campaign

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                her 3rd album was written by herself with no other writing credits given.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know about that, but she is the voice of the 30 year old childless cat mom generation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >source
        >my ass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A glib facsimile and a love letter to cinema

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt she wrote anything, a ghost writer probably, she is thirsty as frick for awards

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's ugly too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh look out, it's Revenge of the Incel.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and there is the thirsty incel white knight. Go slay those internet dragons, she may let you betwixt her sloppy worn out meat rags!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're so gross get help

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. She was only hot as a teen. She is a bitter hag now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt she wrote anything, a ghost writer probably, she is thirsty as frick for awards

        https://i.imgur.com/UOgcXDL.png

        LOL

        >Valentine's Day
        >The Giver
        >Cats
        >Amsterdam
        I'm the most successful musician in modern history. Let me switch to something I'm really bad at

        When is she going to settle down and create some offspring?

        Seething that the most famous and acclaimed artist on earth is going to make an award-winning cinematic masterpiece

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Michael Jackson has been dead for over 15 years anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bait

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, she's a nobody

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That low in europe and latin america
            Why don't thirdies like Tay Tay?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mediocre, and only appeals to white women.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                White women hardly have anything left anymore

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              they actually want to listen to good music?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Different audiences with different tastes. My uncle loves La Joaqui (I know what you're thinking, but he's surprisingly not gay), but doesn't care about Taylor Swift at all.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think are the odds she actually wrote a word of the final script?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did. She writes her own songs too

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the script's score on The Black List? i'm sure that's the reason it's going to get made.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Valentine's Day
    >The Giver
    >Cats
    >Amsterdam
    I'm the most successful musician in modern history. Let me switch to something I'm really bad at

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not successful at all lol, just shilled to absurd degrees

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She became a billionaire this year, what are you talking about? Successful also doesn't equal good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because her tickets are priced at a insane 1000 dollars on average

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Released 12 albums since her debut
      >Has sold 59 million units across all studio albums
      >70% of Album sales were in the United States
      >If we include the billion re-release albums that's still only 75 million
      No

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand how someone can sell so little when according to other anons, she's released so many different albums.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taylor isn't a good musician, she literally only appeals to American white women. Other countries have different musicians that they'd rather listen too than her.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will she hit the wall? Sick of seeing or hearing her everywhere I go.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is she going to settle down and create some offspring?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not allowed to, otherwise her white female fans will think of having babies, and they don't want that

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Searchlight Pictures is owned by Disney

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes, she is talentless

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe harder peons the kween gets what the kween wants

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    taylor can't stop winning!

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of men go to Taylor Swift concerts?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm one of those and I'm bi, mostly straight though
      I just love her music, I went to see her with my bf (who's also bi) and it was so fun
      She puts on a 4 hour show, which is impressive

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it like 75% teens and old hags and the rest is gays and bi men?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          70% milennial women, 10% gay/bi guys, 10% underage girls and the rest misc people like bfs of girls or parents
          It was quite a estrogen filled place
          I love how taylor is Cinemaphile related

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and i forgot to mention im also trans and my bf is trans also

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, they're still doing that Britney Spears "sudden movement + slow movement" thing?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that amazing i look forward to hearing all about during the nfl playoffs. frick this clown country

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFS

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans obsessed with this mid pop artist?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always love a good vanity project

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUY A FRICKING AD YOU UGLY DYKE

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next up: Taylor Swift announces her intention to run for President

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'd win in a landslide if she did, can you imagine actually voting for Biden or Trump over her? lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shed be another hillary where all her support is fake but shes so deluded to see that and believe her own lies. she would also run on a platform of being a bossgirl just like hillary too kek. b***h just needs to have a fricking kid

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a sick lad

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder they did this to the director of The Banshees of Inisherin

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll either fail fantastically or she'll be the next Streisand, no inbetween

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaga is already the next Streisand. Swift will turn into another film Rihanna, just another face that occasionally shows up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is Swift isn't gunning for acting, she's gunning for writing/directing/production.
        TIme will tell but it'll be fun to watch this crash and burn, a la The Idol.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was kind of freaky in a movie with Taylor laugher a few years ago

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad she won't show her fake breasts cause all her simps believe they're real

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AN academy award.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOM CRACK
    THE SOUND OF MY UTERUS
    IM BEAT
    MENOPAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only interesting thing about Swift is her stalkers and the lengths security has to go to keep them away.

    They have facial recognition systems setup at her concerts because how many there are. One dude drove his car into her New York apartment building, destroying the intercom system while screaming that he loved her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Robin so much it's unreal. But I also kind of want to bone her, dunno why.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the smug entitled attitude.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it goes, he communicates using pidgeons.
    Cute, birds, on their legs are messages.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All i think of when I see this b***h

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also an honorable mention

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's writing her own biopic

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, a story about a break up like the All Too Well music video.

    Assuming she doesn't buy reviews, I'm predicting 50% on RT from critcs and 91% audience score because of Swifties. If she's nominated for Razzies, I'll start going to church.

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