>Dumbass zoomer anon doesn't know how to sneak into movies
You don't know this because movies have been shit your entire life but there was a time period before capeshit where good movies were coming out constantly and we just didn't pay for them. It was easy then and it's even easier now.
>Dumbass zoomer anon doesn't know how to sneak into movies
You realize the conversation is about box office, right? Damon is saying people can PAY to watch 2 movies in one weekend. Reading comprehension, dipshit.
He knows nobody will not watch Barbie, so he's going to be the Beta Bux provider for all the blown out moviegoers who sat for Barbie for 3 hours and now are going to play on their phones during Oppenheimer.
No one aside from movie critics would have any interest in both films. It is true that both movies are redditslop. But Oppenheimer is for the pseudointellectual homosexuals who thinks they know about realpolitik, and Barbie is for the honest homosexuals who just like pretty colors and buttsex.
>But Oppenheimer is for the pseudointellectual homosexuals who thinks they know about realpolitik, and Barbie is for the honest homosexuals who just like pretty colors and buttsex.
The feminist subversive film is for honest homosexuals? Try harder shill subhuman. Oppenheimer will be the normie option and you will whine until your anus prolapses when it crushed crapie.
Yes, you're a dishonest homosexual. You think that a movie portraying a genocidal israelite who wanted to kill all Whites in a sympathetic light isn't subversive. You're stupid and have no conception of reality. gays who just like the color pink and being surrounded by girls who smell good are better people than you.
>You think that a movie portraying a genocidal israelite who wanted to kill all Whites in a sympathetic light isn't subversive
You don't even understand the meaning of the subversive you subhuman pajeet. Do you honestly think this "this obviously feminist woke shit is actually based bros" marketing gimmick is going to work? Kek. You can go watch Barbie with your fellow troons and fat white HR women. The rest of us normal folk will watch Oppenheimer and Missission impossible.
These movies are geared for two completely different audiences. One is for morons and one is for pretentious morons. Barbie will still win the weekend, but they can both make plenty of money
Nolan has never made a good movie. He certainly isn't about to with the philosemitic trash that is Oppenheimie.
These movies are geared for two completely different audiences. One is for morons and one is for pretentious morons. Barbie will still win the weekend, but they can both make plenty of money
Oppenheimer is tracking to make more money shillbros. There's bigger interest in the film outside of our reddit bubble.
US war propaganda or feminist humiliation ritual. Why the choices are off the charts. Of course I will consume both, and I will upsize my shoe shaped Barbie popcorn holder.
>This homie really thinks people will sit on their assess for six straight hours watching two tonally very different movies.
It's on b***h, poopenheimer will be left in the dust by the barbiesweep.
>people are allowed to go see two movies in a single weekend
Noone has ever done this. He's only saying this because he's coping because #TeamGoose keeps winning
of course that gaygit will take the most cucked possible of all positions
>out-of-touch millionaire thinks people can afford to spend 30 dollars a ticket to see multiple movies in one weekend
God, I hate celebrities so much.
>Dumbass zoomer anon doesn't know how to sneak into movies
You don't know this because movies have been shit your entire life but there was a time period before capeshit where good movies were coming out constantly and we just didn't pay for them. It was easy then and it's even easier now.
>Dumbass zoomer anon doesn't know how to sneak into movies
You realize the conversation is about box office, right? Damon is saying people can PAY to watch 2 movies in one weekend. Reading comprehension, dipshit.
Oh, Oppenheimer is going to get creamed, but that's okay because you can make "too bad the movie bombed" jokes.
I really don't think Matt Damon is encouraging people to sneak into to movies in one weekend moron.
Did you forget what the OP was about?
>30 dollars a ticket
Do americans really?
>30 dollars a ticket
They're usually about half of that or less. Where do they cost 30 dollars?
>$60 of disposable income is an impossible expense
please anon, get your life together
get a job
He knows nobody will not watch Barbie, so he's going to be the Beta Bux provider for all the blown out moviegoers who sat for Barbie for 3 hours and now are going to play on their phones during Oppenheimer.
No one aside from movie critics would have any interest in both films. It is true that both movies are redditslop. But Oppenheimer is for the pseudointellectual homosexuals who thinks they know about realpolitik, and Barbie is for the honest homosexuals who just like pretty colors and buttsex.
>But Oppenheimer is for the pseudointellectual homosexuals who thinks they know about realpolitik, and Barbie is for the honest homosexuals who just like pretty colors and buttsex.
The feminist subversive film is for honest homosexuals? Try harder shill subhuman. Oppenheimer will be the normie option and you will whine until your anus prolapses when it crushed crapie.
Yes, you're a dishonest homosexual. You think that a movie portraying a genocidal israelite who wanted to kill all Whites in a sympathetic light isn't subversive. You're stupid and have no conception of reality. gays who just like the color pink and being surrounded by girls who smell good are better people than you.
>movie portraying a genocidal israelite who wanted to kill all Whites
The US always intended to drop the bomb on Japan, not Germany
>You think that a movie portraying a genocidal israelite who wanted to kill all Whites in a sympathetic light isn't subversive
You don't even understand the meaning of the subversive you subhuman pajeet. Do you honestly think this "this obviously feminist woke shit is actually based bros" marketing gimmick is going to work? Kek. You can go watch Barbie with your fellow troons and fat white HR women. The rest of us normal folk will watch Oppenheimer and Missission impossible.
Don't the studios figure out when things are being released so they don't step on each other's dicks?
Is there a studio rivalry going on?
Yes, Nolan left Warner on bad terms, ending a working collaboration of 20 years.
These movies are geared for two completely different audiences. One is for morons and one is for pretentious morons. Barbie will still win the weekend, but they can both make plenty of money
it's inconceivable to most people that two good movies could exist simultaneously in 2023
Nolan has never made a good movie. He certainly isn't about to with the philosemitic trash that is Oppenheimie.
hmmmmm maybe its a marketing ploy for people to get into theatres and thus drive up ticket sales for both films?? i dont know....
These movies attract two completely different audiences anyway
Imagine seeing Redditheimer over Barbie.
Imagine giving Hollywood money ever again.
Oppenheimer is tracking to make more money shillbros. There's bigger interest in the film outside of our reddit bubble.
Damon with the wisdom over here
and shrewdness
Why has Damon been overacting in recent roles?
imagine paying for movies
Bros, I have a secret.
I won't be watching either of these movies.
US war propaganda or feminist humiliation ritual. Why the choices are off the charts. Of course I will consume both, and I will upsize my shoe shaped Barbie popcorn holder.
>This homie really thinks people will sit on their assess for six straight hours watching two tonally very different movies.
It's on b***h, poopenheimer will be left in the dust by the barbiesweep.
#TeamBarbie
>people are allowed to go see two movies in a single weekend
Noone has ever done this. He's only saying this because he's coping because #TeamGoose keeps winning