Teenage Kraken

>8M$ opening weekend
Not even out yet and is already a confirmed flop. Weren't people super invested in Ruby and the bad b***h? What happened to all those artists who made porn 24/7?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if my local theater is even showing this. I've seen future times for Dial of Destiny and Elementals, but nothing about this.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need to see the movie if you've watched the trailers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick were they thinking doing that. I thought we were past the period of trailers spoiling whole movies. I hope there's some actual massive twist or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope there's some actual massive twist or something

        Fricking imagine, the ending reveals that all that "Krakens are superheroes" story was just bullshit and even if Mermaids are jerks they're still the good ones

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lolno, even the Mario movie did it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ice Peach, Foreman Spike, and Mario's family was a good secret.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario did not show the final battle in its trailer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick were they thinking doing that. I thought we were past the period of trailers spoiling whole movies. I hope there's some actual massive twist or something

      Imagine how much less money and overal positive praise Puss in Boots would've got if all the marketing just revealed the character twist?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just revealed the character twist?
        What twist?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wolf being literally Death, and Jack Horner existing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All trailers and marketing involving the wolf bounty hunter called him "The Big Bad Wolf" instead of death.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Jack Horner.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weren't people super invested in Ruby and the bad b***h? What happened to all those artists who made porn 24/7?
    99% of the casts looks like the Grubhubbiest Calarts abortion ever
    NO ONE wants to see that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruby and Chelsea look good, but they're the only ones. Ruby's supposed love interest is designed more like a monster than she is.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much competition.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chelsea is hot. Ruby is okay. The rest of the cast is ugly as sin.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fan artist does not equate to sales in the slightest. I guess people are tired of comedy/muh feelings slop.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didnt really care about them either. No one truly does. Frick this ugly generic waste of time movie.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People realized how ugly this actually looked and rightfully forgot about it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They found out they that the white redhead mermaid was the main villain (despite it being painfully obvious from the trailer).

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks more fun that any recent Pixar movie. Too bad it's a "girls only movie" and they aren't shilling toys to help sell it like Encanto either.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>8M$ opening weekend
    That's just a prediction, from the same people who openly supported the The Little Mermaid movie and predicted it'd make over 1 billion by the end of its run

    They are trying to make the shitty kraken movie look worse just to make the mermaid movie look less shit

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the grubhub audience

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They chose the worst possible time to release this film. It now has to compete with Spiderverse, Transformers, Elemental, The Flash, AND the other Mermaid film currently in theatres

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh...ackshually, Ariel is LE bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking like
      >o ____ o

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her face is so fricking ugly

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m literally only here to jack off. I do not care if it does well in theaters. Confirmed flop? Confirmed fap. Doesn’t matter.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Misunderstood mythical creature is actually benign!
    Wasn't there not one but two Yeti movies released recently?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated(kinda)
    Maybe pitting this movie against The Little Mermaid but not actually following through was a horrible idea.
    Either put up or shut the frick up

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