Teenage Kraken

>Spiderverse
>Elementals
Screw those, are you ready for the best-animated love story of the year?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human looks more like a monster than a fricking kraken

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you expect from a girl who's from Canada? Taste?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell are you complaining about? It isn't gay again or woke, so, I'm counting as a win.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably looks alright with a fish-eye lens

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruby is cute. CUTE

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Interracial Tentacle Rape

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man the person who made this has to be racist but like in a way there not aware of because wtf is that??? Hell I might even believe they did it on purpose. It's that bad. homies do not need to be in everything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think is an artistic choice. Every human in the movie looks horrible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Man the person who made this has to be racist
      >South Park writers in this
      Geez, I don't know why, maybe it's the sun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homies do not need to be in everything
      White people do not need to be everything
      Funny how stupid points can used against you eh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one complained about a lack of whites in Pootie Tang

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Say that on Cinemaphile and you'll get some alongside some condescending praise of how a black managed to get a camera working I'm sure

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie stole her nose

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm expecting the mermaid to be the highlight of the movie and the rest to be passable.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick lmao
    He looks like a caricature of blacks made by /misc/.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the twist is that he is secretly a seasponge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sits in front of you at the cinema

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OHNONONONONONO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks funny. So what?

      I swear, shit talk aside, Cinemaphile is just for complains...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      legitimately terrifying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross fricking Black person why would they pair this SHIT with a cutie like the one in the film? I wanna kill him so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has basically no stereotypically black features other than the hair. He's pretty much this dude with his eyes closer together and a slight tan.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flint is more handsome.
        The big nose is what does it for me

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No… it should’ve been me…

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's ugly so I have to go with cute gay tentacles fish sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they make the villain so attractive and the good guys so hideous? Is it spite?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dis. Gusting.

  11. 11 months ago
    Augie Dogie

    I would watch this instead of those movies haha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Namegay
      Worthless opinion

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no lesbos
    no buy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I see fanarts like this I can't help but think about how much better these movies would be if they were 2D

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two monsters dating.

    Boring.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most unbelievable thing abut this movie is the fact that Connor is into Ruby

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't mean the other way around, do you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, i would be afraid of even being near that blue girl

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your love interest, sis

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracking 8M$ opening weekend
    Your shitty cartoony movie is gonna bomb so fricking hard, even more than Elemental, so cope and dilate, gay

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if this did better than Elemental it'd be hilarious

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
    NOT HIM

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