>This is literally the first time Ive seen anybody try to start shit over this.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137074359/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137138516/
Just two of the threads at random. There were a lot of them because the page trended on reddit or twitter or something.
They've never had a set race >Fred Wolf Mikey got turned human and was white >IDW made them reincarnations of Japanese teens >A Nick Summer Short had them as white
If you're offended by them using hologram disguises and look black you're pathetic but you're also pathetic if you insist THIS is the only definitive design for human TMNT
The bottom line is this, the turtles could be any race of humans BUT if you want to be profitable and successful make them white. Anything else you deserve your money lost, bankruptcy, and failure. And while we're at it death to IDW TMNT and death to Tom Waltz and troony Campbell. Of course death to israeli Shit Seth Rogen.
I'm not really offended or angry but the implications is this was how they see themselves inside and I just politely disagree with that. They were raised Japanese in a Japanese home they should see themselves as Japanese. Can't we politely disagree with things anymore?
>They were raised Japanese in a Japanese home they should see themselves as Japanese.
Most iterations have the TMNT more like second gen teenagers. They live in New York, so they listen to stuff like urban music, chow down on pizza. Even 80s turtles hated Sushi
The bottom line is this, the turtles could be any race of humans BUT if you want to be profitable and successful make them white. Anything else you deserve your money lost, bankruptcy, and failure. And while we're at it death to IDW TMNT and death to Tom Waltz and troony Campbell. Of course death to israeli Shit Seth Rogen.
Sure, that makes perfect sense. i just think it also makes sense for them to picture themselves as black, given that they were born and raised in america and were raised by a rat - they have no japanese physical features to latch onto .
I think it would actually be kind of funny for them to get turned into their ideal human and realize they're all different races,but as their brothers they're forced to argue with each other as to which race works best. It could never happen, but it would be a funny examination of the ways different cultures have inspired and influenced both america and the TMNT.
>leo insists they should be japanese to honor splinter's heritage >raph thinks being black makes more sense considering the demographics of new york. plus he likes rap >donny just thinks being white works best. not racis' or nuffin just that he associates with white culture >mikey, having recently gotten into mexican soap operas, has decided to become a beaner.
would be hilarious.
That's a good point I hadn't considered. I just don't think them varying in size, shape, or clothing really adds anything. Subtle stuff like Donnie having goggles on his forehead constantly or Mikey having a chipped tooth is good, but the hand bandages and pants are too much
I misread this post and thought you said they like the uniform body types contrasting the non uniform personalities
That's a good point I hadn't considered. I just don't think them varying in size, shape, or clothing really adds anything. Subtle stuff like Donnie having goggles on his forehead constantly or Mikey having a chipped tooth is good, but the hand bandages and pants are too much
I see. Anyways I jud can’t buy Donny and Mikey being as good shape as Leo or Raph. Leo’s the most devoted to being a ninja so he won’t have the same body as Mikey who focuses more on pizza, skateboarding or video games. I can see the argument of it not mattering, but a person’s body represents themselves ya know? I say 2012 did it best in how it’s not too much . Though I did find Rise interesting for making them different types of turtles
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Anonymous
Yeah not a bad point about the working out with the different personalities. I always just assumed that at the end of day all the turtles are taken their training very seriously.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Varies from incarnation but generally they’re never physically all on the same level
10 months ago
Anonymous
They aren't, but Mikey and Donny still kick ass routinely. I picture Leo and raph having more technical skills from training, but them all generally being the same size from their active lifestyle
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Anonymous
The general problem with trying to make them too different is that they aren't an assembled team who came together from different backgrounds. They are 4 brothers who were raised and trained together under the same master, under the same conditions. They should all be at about the same level of skill and power to start with. Donnie didn't train less than Leo and Raph, so he shouldn't be a twiggy nerd who needs glasses just because he "does machines" in his free time. Likewise for Mikey. They all eat pizza and play video games, so Mikey shouldn't be a weak shrimp who is somehow less capable.
Raph can be bigger because he does the most extra strength training. Donnie has more gadgets and tools than the other 3. Leo is more focused and strategic because he spends time between training meditating and studying. Mikey can be the wild card because he spends his free time doing all kinds of stuff. It's that simple.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>The general problem with trying to make them too different is that they aren't an assembled team who came together from different backgrounds. They are 4 brothers who were raised and trained together under the same master, under the same conditions. They should all be at about the same level of skill and power to start with.
Disagree, because that treats them like video games characters rather than individuals. Two students under the same master aren’t always gonna have the same physiques. Most incarnations have some of the turtles doing the bare minimum and others like Leo pushing themselves further. Even tracing back to the Mirage comic and Fred Wolf cartoon, they were never all on the same level. I picture all of them as martial artists’ builds but obviously deviation would happen.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You've missed the point entirely. Superhuman giant turtles who trained their entire lives are all going to be roughly on the same level to start, but that wouldn't result in half of them being significantly and noticeably weaker than their brothers just because the other half trains more seriously. Raph and Leo can be stronger, but Donnie and Mikey shouldn't be scrawny weaklings.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Superhuman is a stretch. They’re meant to be just anthromirphic turtles, and that means they can have different builds like regular martial artists. And yes, the people who don’t train as hard aren’t gonna have as much physical fitness as the ones who do. It’d be weirder if Mikey did match Leo, it would make Leo’s efforts pointless if he could do the bare minimum like Mikey and get the same results.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Superhuman is a stretch.
Okay, so you're admitting you know jack shit about the TMNT. Stop posting.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I’m talking intention. You can have scenes like from 2012 where they get hurt with an RPG once or 2003 where they lift a giant rock together or Bayverse. But the TMNT have always been intended to be characters who can die to stuff like bullets or knives, not superhuman just mutants which is why they don’t instantly outmuscle every human they meet physically and have to rely on skills. They’re sort of in between DC street level and Marvel street level
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Anonymous
>But the TMNT have always been intended to be characters who can die to stuff like bullets or knives, not superhuman just mutants which is why they don’t instantly outmuscle every human they meet physically and have to rely on skills
None of that is true, you know.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Humans like Karai have consistently proven to be on or above their level physically which is why they have ti out skill her
10 months ago
Anonymous
Karai is above their SKILL level, not their physical level, and only when the plot demands it, because one of the writers wants to jerk off to Karai like they always do. The turtles can survive shit that would kill humans and recover from injuries that would cripple humans. Ooze is powerful shit and always has been.
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I like it. It sows just enough doubt that when they actually starting whooping ass it's a little surprising. The same thing with Splinter being this old rat but still able to handle himself. You can have Raph be the agressive one, Leo be the calm devoted one, Donny utilizing tools, and Mike using his humour. At the end of the day they are all ninja and would probably murder you in reality before getting a slice of pizza.
People like the idea of them differentiating aside from bandana and shade of green. On top of that Mikey’s a lazy bum and most current Raph iterations have him work out more than the rest due to his anger like a gym rat. Personally I prefer short Raphael but muscular Raphael like Wolverine
>I prefer short Raphael but muscular Raphael like Wolverine
Makes sense. working out when you're still young is supposed to damage your growth plates, causing you to be shorter.
im so sick and tired of this urban culture shit being pushed everywhere.
cant you frickers just let us have our little corner of the internet? is it so hard not to taint every little treehouse and every little unspoiled secret valley you come across?
Hawkman has been everything from Egyptian, Kryptonian to a New God. See I can bring completely unrelated Universes with different rules to support my argument too
>California surfer dude lingo >love skateboarding and video games >also they're giant talking turtles who grew up in a sewer learning ninjitsu from a giant rat >DUDE THEY'RE TOTALLY BLACK-CODED
This is why TMNT needs to go away for about a decade and fade completely out of the pop culture collective consciousness. They've stopped being their own characters and have become vague concepts for morons and homosexuals to bend and mangle to fit their own personal bullshit.
The TMNT have always been very malleable characters. That’s the appeal. They have 4 basic personalities and each incarnation expands those into full character.Like how 2012 Leo and 2003 Leo are very different.
There's some wiggle room, but "very malleable" is an exaggeration and when you go too far out from the originals, people notice and don't like it, which is why Rise failed.
General audiences and the nether something is actually quality is not always a guaranteed connection. The new dynamics worked
10 months ago
Anonymous
The new dynamic in Rise wasted an entire season and didn't figure its shit out until the 2nd season when it tried focusing on a serious overarching plot. Even if it did get good eventually, people still looked at these wildly different takes on well-established characters with their big anime energy powers and said "that's not the TMNT I know" and just didn't watch it.
Rise does have some of the best directed and constructed action sequences of damned near any American action cartoon ever made, but it's completely kneecapped by it's own writing and characters. The biggest shame is that the animation team wasted all that effort on what ended up being a fairly unlikable incarnation of a multi-billion dollar IP.
>live in the sewer, in the ghetto >always getting in fights >eat garbage >all want to pound the one white chick they know
I can see how some people might think they're black coded anon. The only reason I could never consider the TMNT black is that their dad is around.
Like non-human turtles? Who were literally born as turtles and have never been anything else?
Reporter: A hate crime against a minority. Do the Ninja Turtles hate Asians?
Leonardo: Hate Asians? W-we are Asian!
Michelangelo: Asian?! We're Italian, dude.
Master Splinter: You're fricking turtles!
>leo insists they should be japanese to honor splinter's heritage >raph thinks being black makes more sense considering the demographics of new york. plus he likes rap >donny just thinks being white works best. not racis' or nuffin just that he associates with white culture >mikey, having recently gotten into mexican soap operas, has decided to become a beaner.
would be hilarious.
if you pay attention to OG comic book it was pretty clear thatthey were inspired by black teens of 21st century new york. their entire background paralled to what was happening at the time couldn't make it more obvious
Yeah but he's a human being and the turtles are turtles. I don't know what race turtles are closest to biologically. The turtles are raised entirely by a Japanese man and in at least one version were reincarnated from Japanese people so it seems like that would be an obvious choice to me. I guess if you consider them being adopted they could be any, or multiple races instead of all one.
>local Asian Philanthropist Oroku Saki has been indicted after allegedly committing repeated hate crimes against four African American teenagers >The billionaire has reportedly been seen requesting the teens be made into quote "black boy soup" >serious allegations against foreign transplant >this is Black April O'Neil channel 6 news. Back to you White Vern.
Are you kidding? At this point the only people who haven't suffered a race change are Splinter and Kraang.
I think even the Bay movies made Saki into a White guy. Let's not forget they made Baxter Stockman White in the 80's show
Bay Shredder was essentially Stockman in a Shredder mech armor and named Eric Sack, then leaks spooked them into doing reshoots with a nameless Japanese Shredder who Sack inexplicably works with
>Literally a hologram and not real
Weak bait
Strong enough for this site.
This is literally the first time Ive seen anybody try to start shit over this.
I do kind of like how Raph is always the big guy now.
>This is literally the first time Ive seen anybody try to start shit over this.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137074359/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137138516/
Just two of the threads at random. There were a lot of them because the page trended on reddit or twitter or something.
I love how everyone just ignores the fact this came from a Power Rangers crossover
Is the powerbunga suppose to have a double meaning for black power?
It's a combination of Power Rangers and Cowabaunga you nimrod
I know that, but it can easily be a BLM, Black Power Thing
The world would be a better place without your crazy ass in it.
Context gets in the way of the race bait.
>I do kind of like how Raph is always the big guy now.
For (You)
They've never had a set race
>Fred Wolf Mikey got turned human and was white
>IDW made them reincarnations of Japanese teens
>A Nick Summer Short had them as white
If you're offended by them using hologram disguises and look black you're pathetic but you're also pathetic if you insist THIS is the only definitive design for human TMNT
The bottom line is this, the turtles could be any race of humans BUT if you want to be profitable and successful make them white. Anything else you deserve your money lost, bankruptcy, and failure. And while we're at it death to IDW TMNT and death to Tom Waltz and troony Campbell. Of course death to israeli Shit Seth Rogen.
This franchise has become a real shit show.
How do ya feel about the Stranger Things crossover and rumored Cobra Kai crossover
seven ninja mutant turtles what the frick
The yellow one is a dreadfully poor OC and the Mystic is one people hoped would go the frick away, again.
I'm not really offended or angry but the implications is this was how they see themselves inside and I just politely disagree with that. They were raised Japanese in a Japanese home they should see themselves as Japanese. Can't we politely disagree with things anymore?
>They were raised Japanese in a Japanese home they should see themselves as Japanese.
Most iterations have the TMNT more like second gen teenagers. They live in New York, so they listen to stuff like urban music, chow down on pizza. Even 80s turtles hated Sushi
>Even 80s turtles hated Sushi
The ol' "RAW FISH!?" gag.
>80's turtles hated sushi
>me putting anchovies on my marshmallow and seafood pizza
This is fair
You're a malding loser
Sure, that makes perfect sense. i just think it also makes sense for them to picture themselves as black, given that they were born and raised in america and were raised by a rat - they have no japanese physical features to latch onto .
I think it would actually be kind of funny for them to get turned into their ideal human and realize they're all different races,but as their brothers they're forced to argue with each other as to which race works best. It could never happen, but it would be a funny examination of the ways different cultures have inspired and influenced both america and the TMNT.
>leo insists they should be japanese to honor splinter's heritage
>raph thinks being black makes more sense considering the demographics of new york. plus he likes rap
>donny just thinks being white works best. not racis' or nuffin just that he associates with white culture
>mikey, having recently gotten into mexican soap operas, has decided to become a beaner.
would be hilarious.
>Mikey trying to have his cake and eat it too by begging Raph for an N word pass.
>Mikey doesn’t get it but Casey does
What's up my Goongigga?
blacks are huge weaboos so it makes sense that the turtles look like your average dbz fan
Even when they're black and human, they're committing the sin of Big Ralph and Little Mike. Why won't it stop?
>Palette swap turtles good
More like it's just not that big of a deal for them to be the same height. Pretty easy to mix it up without having Mikey be a little kid.
I think people just don’t like the idea of their body types being uniform since their lifestyles aren’t uniform.
That's a good point I hadn't considered. I just don't think them varying in size, shape, or clothing really adds anything. Subtle stuff like Donnie having goggles on his forehead constantly or Mikey having a chipped tooth is good, but the hand bandages and pants are too much
I misread this post and thought you said they like the uniform body types contrasting the non uniform personalities
I see. Anyways I jud can’t buy Donny and Mikey being as good shape as Leo or Raph. Leo’s the most devoted to being a ninja so he won’t have the same body as Mikey who focuses more on pizza, skateboarding or video games. I can see the argument of it not mattering, but a person’s body represents themselves ya know? I say 2012 did it best in how it’s not too much . Though I did find Rise interesting for making them different types of turtles
Yeah not a bad point about the working out with the different personalities. I always just assumed that at the end of day all the turtles are taken their training very seriously.
Varies from incarnation but generally they’re never physically all on the same level
They aren't, but Mikey and Donny still kick ass routinely. I picture Leo and raph having more technical skills from training, but them all generally being the same size from their active lifestyle
The general problem with trying to make them too different is that they aren't an assembled team who came together from different backgrounds. They are 4 brothers who were raised and trained together under the same master, under the same conditions. They should all be at about the same level of skill and power to start with. Donnie didn't train less than Leo and Raph, so he shouldn't be a twiggy nerd who needs glasses just because he "does machines" in his free time. Likewise for Mikey. They all eat pizza and play video games, so Mikey shouldn't be a weak shrimp who is somehow less capable.
Raph can be bigger because he does the most extra strength training. Donnie has more gadgets and tools than the other 3. Leo is more focused and strategic because he spends time between training meditating and studying. Mikey can be the wild card because he spends his free time doing all kinds of stuff. It's that simple.
>The general problem with trying to make them too different is that they aren't an assembled team who came together from different backgrounds. They are 4 brothers who were raised and trained together under the same master, under the same conditions. They should all be at about the same level of skill and power to start with.
Disagree, because that treats them like video games characters rather than individuals. Two students under the same master aren’t always gonna have the same physiques. Most incarnations have some of the turtles doing the bare minimum and others like Leo pushing themselves further. Even tracing back to the Mirage comic and Fred Wolf cartoon, they were never all on the same level. I picture all of them as martial artists’ builds but obviously deviation would happen.
You've missed the point entirely. Superhuman giant turtles who trained their entire lives are all going to be roughly on the same level to start, but that wouldn't result in half of them being significantly and noticeably weaker than their brothers just because the other half trains more seriously. Raph and Leo can be stronger, but Donnie and Mikey shouldn't be scrawny weaklings.
Superhuman is a stretch. They’re meant to be just anthromirphic turtles, and that means they can have different builds like regular martial artists. And yes, the people who don’t train as hard aren’t gonna have as much physical fitness as the ones who do. It’d be weirder if Mikey did match Leo, it would make Leo’s efforts pointless if he could do the bare minimum like Mikey and get the same results.
>Superhuman is a stretch.
Okay, so you're admitting you know jack shit about the TMNT. Stop posting.
I’m talking intention. You can have scenes like from 2012 where they get hurt with an RPG once or 2003 where they lift a giant rock together or Bayverse. But the TMNT have always been intended to be characters who can die to stuff like bullets or knives, not superhuman just mutants which is why they don’t instantly outmuscle every human they meet physically and have to rely on skills. They’re sort of in between DC street level and Marvel street level
>But the TMNT have always been intended to be characters who can die to stuff like bullets or knives, not superhuman just mutants which is why they don’t instantly outmuscle every human they meet physically and have to rely on skills
None of that is true, you know.
Humans like Karai have consistently proven to be on or above their level physically which is why they have ti out skill her
Karai is above their SKILL level, not their physical level, and only when the plot demands it, because one of the writers wants to jerk off to Karai like they always do. The turtles can survive shit that would kill humans and recover from injuries that would cripple humans. Ooze is powerful shit and always has been.
I like it. It sows just enough doubt that when they actually starting whooping ass it's a little surprising. The same thing with Splinter being this old rat but still able to handle himself. You can have Raph be the agressive one, Leo be the calm devoted one, Donny utilizing tools, and Mike using his humour. At the end of the day they are all ninja and would probably murder you in reality before getting a slice of pizza.
People like the idea of them differentiating aside from bandana and shade of green. On top of that Mikey’s a lazy bum and most current Raph iterations have him work out more than the rest due to his anger like a gym rat. Personally I prefer short Raphael but muscular Raphael like Wolverine
>I prefer short Raphael but muscular Raphael like Wolverine
Makes sense. working out when you're still young is supposed to damage your growth plates, causing you to be shorter.
Heroes shouldn't model themselves after a race that comits a majority of crime
That’s how we know they’re black. No one would choose to be black unless they felt they were truly black
>>>/pol
That would be the israelites. Globally they commit every single white collar crime affecting every country on Earth.
reminder the turtles all have white VAs for Rise
Not Raphael and Mikey.
I can accept Raphael as black but no one else
>Mbappé
i'm ok with this, good job
im so sick and tired of this urban culture shit being pushed everywhere.
cant you frickers just let us have our little corner of the internet? is it so hard not to taint every little treehouse and every little unspoiled secret valley you come across?
You lost this battle when they did The Ninja Rap Dance
a genuine question: what about Black folk intrigues you so much?
Hardmode: dont mention genitals or sexuality,
The voices
>Rise
Shit
>Bayverse
Shit
>Turtles
Were never human in any version and therefore cannot have any human race, unless transracialism is valid
Reminder Bay had Raphael literally wear a doo rag
This is what his VA looks like.
Reminder the Bay Turtles were based off Tom Hanks, Russel Crowe/Clint Eastwood, Leonard Nimoy and Bill Murray
People like really liked Bay and Rise Turtles
Yeah, no they don't.
>Were never human in any version
Wrong
are people surprised?
But they're canonically Japanese reincarnations
Yeah reincarnation. As in they became something other than Japanese
Like non-human turtles? Who were literally born as turtles and have never been anything else?
It’s like how Piccolo is black. They sound black
Dude fricking Shaman King shows reincarnation != guaranteed race
We literally have a cartoon about that right now
Hawkman has been everything from Egyptian, Kryptonian to a New God. See I can bring completely unrelated Universes with different rules to support my argument too
Anon, that backs up my argument that you don't exclusively reincarnate into the same race
The TMNT in IDW reincarnated from humans to fricking turtles
Oh well I'm a fricking moron then I thought you were arguing the opposite.
Shouldn't they be asian?
Are black people happy that the turtles are wearing blackface? Because the turtles are wearing blackface.
No one cares but outrage grifters and even then it's such a small "who cares" amongst him
I'm surprised that their heads aren't a bit rounder.
amerimutts worship n*****s
They're not black. They're turtles.
Reporter: A hate crime against a minority. Do the Ninja Turtles hate Asians?
Leonardo: Hate Asians? W-we are Asian!
Michelangelo: Asian?! We're Italian, dude.
Master Splinter: You're fricking turtles!
Kiddie rapist
The turtles in rise were all effeminate gay black men and the bay turtles looked like nogs
Nogs works perfectly. They’re outcasts
They are the race least like to be fricked with. They just have to worry about black humans.
What is this, did I miss an issue? This art is better than the current issue...shame about that sphinx cat lady getting murdered, though.
It’s from the second crossover with Power Rangers
>California surfer dude lingo
>love skateboarding and video games
>also they're giant talking turtles who grew up in a sewer learning ninjitsu from a giant rat
>DUDE THEY'RE TOTALLY BLACK-CODED
This is why TMNT needs to go away for about a decade and fade completely out of the pop culture collective consciousness. They've stopped being their own characters and have become vague concepts for morons and homosexuals to bend and mangle to fit their own personal bullshit.
The TMNT have always been very malleable characters. That’s the appeal. They have 4 basic personalities and each incarnation expands those into full character.Like how 2012 Leo and 2003 Leo are very different.
There's some wiggle room, but "very malleable" is an exaggeration and when you go too far out from the originals, people notice and don't like it, which is why Rise failed.
I have seen a lot of fandom for Rise.
General audiences did not like it, which is why it died and needed to beg to even get the movie made 2 years after getting cancelled.
Did you not like the movie? I thought it was well done
You're missing the point entirely.
General audiences and the nether something is actually quality is not always a guaranteed connection. The new dynamics worked
The new dynamic in Rise wasted an entire season and didn't figure its shit out until the 2nd season when it tried focusing on a serious overarching plot. Even if it did get good eventually, people still looked at these wildly different takes on well-established characters with their big anime energy powers and said "that's not the TMNT I know" and just didn't watch it.
Rise does have some of the best directed and constructed action sequences of damned near any American action cartoon ever made, but it's completely kneecapped by it's own writing and characters. The biggest shame is that the animation team wasted all that effort on what ended up being a fairly unlikable incarnation of a multi-billion dollar IP.
>live in the sewer, in the ghetto
>always getting in fights
>eat garbage
>all want to pound the one white chick they know
I can see how some people might think they're black coded anon. The only reason I could never consider the TMNT black is that their dad is around.
>black skaters don’t exist
Cope harder white boi
if you pay attention to OG comic book it was pretty clear thatthey were inspired by black teens of 21st century new york. their entire background paralled to what was happening at the time couldn't make it more obvious
I would've assumed they were asian.
Matt Murdock knows martial arts doesn’t make him Asian
Yeah but he's a human being and the turtles are turtles. I don't know what race turtles are closest to biologically. The turtles are raised entirely by a Japanese man and in at least one version were reincarnated from Japanese people so it seems like that would be an obvious choice to me. I guess if you consider them being adopted they could be any, or multiple races instead of all one.
WE WUZ JAPANESE N SHIET
>Mikey has a surfer voice
>implying Black's surf
>Implying Black New Yorker's surf
Got me to reply.
>local Asian Philanthropist Oroku Saki has been indicted after allegedly committing repeated hate crimes against four African American teenagers
>The billionaire has reportedly been seen requesting the teens be made into quote "black boy soup"
>serious allegations against foreign transplant
>this is Black April O'Neil channel 6 news. Back to you White Vern.
>White Vern
Does that mean there is a, Black Vern?
Are you kidding? At this point the only people who haven't suffered a race change are Splinter and Kraang.
I think even the Bay movies made Saki into a White guy. Let's not forget they made Baxter Stockman White in the 80's show
Bay Shredder was essentially Stockman in a Shredder mech armor and named Eric Sack, then leaks spooked them into doing reshoots with a nameless Japanese Shredder who Sack inexplicably works with
I will give Bayturtles 2 props for real Baxter
Remove props for not turning Stockman into a fly monster despite having Bebop and Rocksteady.
*adjusts tie*
*clears throat*
*shuffles feet*
*sips water*
*taps mic*
*inhales*
*grips microphone very fast*
>"They are black"
...
>"so they can blend into the shadows better!"
*drops mic*
*stage dives into crowd*
*face plants on the floor*
*dies*
Oh no bro. She's gonna be super black isn't she?
Nah Asian because magic Mystic crap
She would be half black/half asian.
TMNT 2014 was directed by fricking JONATHAN LIEBESMAN. BAY WAS A PRODUUUUCEEEERRRRR.
How I feel when people say "Christopher Reeve" Superman. It's Donnor's movie
But it’s the actor people care about those are two different things than the Bay thing.
>When Mikey eats an Anti Mutagen cookie he turns human.. And is white.
Take your hologram power ranger bullshit somewhere else anon.
>Anti Mutagen cookie
Should't that turn him into a normal turtle?
Are we not counting the official Nick made shorts where they had human holograms and were white?
wait why is april disguised she's already human
That's Irma you fricking casual
but iruma wears blue
>That's Irma you fricking casual
No this is Irma.
spoiler that shit next time. DISGUSTING!
frick you reeeeeeeeeeeeee
imagine banging Irma and feeding Kraang your cum.
a yo real talk? WOULD
2012 TMNT is so overrated
>Comic is called "Teenage Mutant N***** Turtles"
What did they mean by that?
uhhh no. He would be a baby tortoise. tortoises have clawed feet. Turtles have flippers!
>sewer people are black
kinda racist ngl I've met black people and they didn't strike me as sewer dwellers
wouldn't they be the same race as the human who last touched them before getting slimed by the mutagen?
It's only Holograms and other time this been done before they were reincarnated Asian kids or White.
I expected them to be guido.
green lovers come rescue me!
What's the matter, Israel not getting bombed enough again?
>Rise
If they really want some change. I want to see Mikey and Donnie as older brother and Leo as youngest brother.
>Michaelangelo saying "hella dope"
That unironically bothers me off more that the black holograms
He always says shitty slang
Yeah, surfer slang not ghetto rat slang.