>"Hard" PG-13
What unbelievably gaygoyt copium. They get one F-bomb that they won't use. That's fricking mindblowing. Watch as they don't get even half as fricked up as 2003's multi-season long body horror plot with Baxter getting maimed and mutilated by the Shredder everytime he fails. Watch the Turtles refuse to kill the bad guys who want to genocide the human race.
Nah, nothing from the tone seems to imply it will be a dark movie. At worst there'll be a scene of policemen using actual guns to shoot the turtles, and maybe Raph says damn once.
>people die in it that makes it a hard PG 13
you get one frick in a pg 13 movie, so if they don't use it this isn't a hard pg 13, gotg 3 had millions killed and it isn't called hard pg 13
>I start to freaking love this new look, I think it has potential.
You have shit taste and it will suck. The turtles are a bunch of gays, the villains are a racial oppression allegory, and the artstyle is repulsive.
It seems like basic ass based on 80's cartoon Turtles stuff, only thing extremely negative about it is black April imo, it's tiresome everything gotta be based on 80's cartoon.
I don’t know how I feel introducing that many mutants at once. Kind of prevents them from feeling focused.
Also “Super Fly” and a giant monster feel lame. Would’ve just preferred a more competent Bebop and Rocksteady as the big bads.
I'm actually coming around to the idea of them younger scrubs. Needs some legit sibling dialogue to tie it together though, none of that overly wholesome shit. If you have a sibling you know you're more likely to call them a dumbass than "dearest little brother". I hate when they write families like that.
This is the first time I liked a new TMNT look since 2k3 besides IDW. 2012 and Rise just didn't do it for me, nor did the 07 movie or the live action ones
Season 3 had its moments. They were on that damn farm way too long, but the stuff we eventually learned about the O'Neils made sense and filled in some blanks, and I did enjoy finally getting an explanation that the Utroms ARE a race in this setting, the Kraang are just a bunch of Utroms that got hive-minded.
It was when they went to space that the show REALLY stumbled. I still want Ciro Nieli to get that movie he wants to do wrapping up the show.
He didn't even really say anything except >SHE'S FAT
and reminder that Raz0rgay unironically thinks Tom Waltz is a great writer, which says a lot about his ability to actually critique or analyze any media he talks about. Which isn't to say that Mutant Mayhem will be good. It's gonna suck shit. The point is that screeching about April shows his priorities are out of whack. Seth Rogen's team of morons being in every position of authority on the production of this movie and every future TMNT project is a far bigger problem than April looking like an obese oompa loompa.
i'm so fricking tired of literally everything about seth rogen
he's unfunny, his voice is obnoxious and the only one he ever does, and he's the antichrist
That's a BAD sign. Film festival crowds love the worst fricking movies and praise the most vapid bullshit. If they loved it, general audiences will hate it.
>Bunch of garbage nobody characters from the archie comics voiced by actors that don't fit them >Gus Fring as Baxter Stockman >Turns into giganiga fly voiced by Ice Cube >quotes an Ice-T track??? >Get Jackie Chan to voice Splinter >Make him an old israeli Woody Allen looking rat >Funko pop Bebop and Rocksteady designs >Bebop will 100% do Seth Rogen's moron laugh >Velma April >prepubescent 12/13 year old turtles
We already know this movie is going to suck hard, the storyboards for the ending leaked and everything in the has come true.
The movie is terribly unfunny and fat ugly black April saves the turtles by shooting the other Mutants (who represent rebels) with a gun that unmutates the bad guys.
He can't answer that because he's an ESL shill using a Disney shilling guide from 2017.
Anyone who disparages the product is told to go back to re.ddit or /misc/
We might be going somewhere with it being PG-13
>Screencap of fricking spergs of Twitter
Kys gay
>"Hard" PG-13
What unbelievably gaygoyt copium. They get one F-bomb that they won't use. That's fricking mindblowing. Watch as they don't get even half as fricked up as 2003's multi-season long body horror plot with Baxter getting maimed and mutilated by the Shredder everytime he fails. Watch the Turtles refuse to kill the bad guys who want to genocide the human race.
Nah, nothing from the tone seems to imply it will be a dark movie. At worst there'll be a scene of policemen using actual guns to shoot the turtles, and maybe Raph says damn once.
>Raph says damn once
Based callback to the first TMNT movie
>people die in it that makes it a hard PG 13
you get one frick in a pg 13 movie, so if they don't use it this isn't a hard pg 13, gotg 3 had millions killed and it isn't called hard pg 13
Storyboards for the entire ending already leaked so it's no surprise anymore what happens in this film
Whats the plot and ending? Is Shredder in?
It looks moronic
>I start to freaking love this new look, I think it has potential.
You have shit taste and it will suck. The turtles are a bunch of gays, the villains are a racial oppression allegory, and the artstyle is repulsive.
I hate the 80's pandering, I demand NEW THING.
then be the change you want to see homosexual!
Waiting for her
Yeah, I love slob porn as much as the next dude, but this is a hard pass from me
>slob porn
Damn now I have a compulsion to draw this little fat ass stuffing her belly with pizza and farting
looks frickable but that's no April
Imagine the smell of her unwashed ass and 2 day old pad
Sue me, but I don't think that's a very appealing design.
You're a shill
It seems like basic ass based on 80's cartoon Turtles stuff, only thing extremely negative about it is black April imo, it's tiresome everything gotta be based on 80's cartoon.
Jesus Christ those Bebop and Rocksteady designs are horrible
I don’t know how I feel introducing that many mutants at once. Kind of prevents them from feeling focused.
Also “Super Fly” and a giant monster feel lame. Would’ve just preferred a more competent Bebop and Rocksteady as the big bads.
This black April is better than the last. I need lewds
>better than the last
hell no
>Show made for Millenials
>April's young, more action-oriented, and ends up in a relationship with one of the guys
>Also she needs superpowers
>Show made for Zoomers
>She's black and needs glasses and kinda useless
>Movie made for Zoomers
>She's black and fat and short and needs glasses and has terrible dumpy fashion sense and kinda useless
I don't understand how things went THAT badly that fast.
2012 would be zoomers.
Hell, 2003 would be early zoomers. Millennials would've been mostly in junior high/ high school when it aired
I'm actually coming around to the idea of them younger scrubs. Needs some legit sibling dialogue to tie it together though, none of that overly wholesome shit. If you have a sibling you know you're more likely to call them a dumbass than "dearest little brother". I hate when they write families like that.
This movie looks like shit visually, couldn't they have made it look good instead
Here's art I commissioned of Karai in her red oni form that was exclusive to the SNES edition of Tournament Fighters aka TMNT Street Fighter II.
Forgive my moronation. I used "open and paste" instead of "open" to censor the pic in paint.
*raises paw* gonna show the uncensored pic?
short url dot at / suvzS
what sort of link is that?
A shortened link to anon files since the site thinks it's spam.
Short url dot at, not short url dot at symbol btw. I hate asiaticmoot.
thanks for the explanation
crazy that it blocks anonfiles links
Karai doesn't have an "oni form" in any game
See
Moron. Or Google "Karai Tmnt tournament fighters dark thunder."
https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Thunder
Irrefutable proof, zoomer.
It's just a ripoff of super saiyajin form and her "transformation" is just getting spiky gold hair.
>doubling-down on being wrong.
It's literally called oni henka in Japanese
Very obviously a super sayin reference
>white hair in-game
>spiky gold hair
What
>skin turns red
Red Oni, ESL.
Michelangelo looks like a frog and Donatello being scrawny is a stupid idea.
This is the first time I liked a new TMNT look since 2k3 besides IDW. 2012 and Rise just didn't do it for me, nor did the 07 movie or the live action ones
2012 started strong but lost itself hard after season 2.
Season 3 had its moments. They were on that damn farm way too long, but the stuff we eventually learned about the O'Neils made sense and filled in some blanks, and I did enjoy finally getting an explanation that the Utroms ARE a race in this setting, the Kraang are just a bunch of Utroms that got hive-minded.
It was when they went to space that the show REALLY stumbled.
I still want Ciro Nieli to get that movie he wants to do wrapping up the show.
Raz0rfist was right again, I'm not watching this.
He didn't even really say anything except
>SHE'S FAT
and reminder that Raz0rgay unironically thinks Tom Waltz is a great writer, which says a lot about his ability to actually critique or analyze any media he talks about. Which isn't to say that Mutant Mayhem will be good. It's gonna suck shit. The point is that screeching about April shows his priorities are out of whack. Seth Rogen's team of morons being in every position of authority on the production of this movie and every future TMNT project is a far bigger problem than April looking like an obese oompa loompa.
i'm so fricking tired of literally everything about seth rogen
he's unfunny, his voice is obnoxious and the only one he ever does, and he's the antichrist
toy is thicc confirmed
>That April toy
Nobody's buying that shit. It's going to make the Rose Tico action figures look like the must-buy-toy of the Christmas season.
Well, that figure comes in a pack with the turtles and Bebop, she has no single release figure
I would buy the other ones separately just to avoid owning that abomination.
On ebay if must be.
The rest are single releases
I'll melt that April in the magnifying glass and rip Mike's head off. The others are fine.
no matter the design ninja turtle toys always look Kino. I hope when I have kids they're into this stuff still so i can buy them for them.
Where's that ugly girl mutant in some of the art I've seen? The weird freaky turtle girl with glasses?
Same old same old cowabunga pizza turtles except voiced by preteens
I doubt it’ll top this
ITT: Damning with faint praise
looks grotesque at best.
We won turtle bros
That's a BAD sign. Film festival crowds love the worst fricking movies and praise the most vapid bullshit. If they loved it, general audiences will hate it.
Nah
Yah
https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Oni
Examples of oni in the series. Scroll down to Karai.
Karai is a worthless dumb onahole.
>Framerate: 3/s
That fricking spider-movie did indelible damage to animation.
I hate it so much, I can't put it into words.
>Bunch of garbage nobody characters from the archie comics voiced by actors that don't fit them
>Gus Fring as Baxter Stockman
>Turns into giganiga fly voiced by Ice Cube
>quotes an Ice-T track???
>Get Jackie Chan to voice Splinter
>Make him an old israeli Woody Allen looking rat
>Funko pop Bebop and Rocksteady designs
>Bebop will 100% do Seth Rogen's moron laugh
>Velma April
>prepubescent 12/13 year old turtles
no thanks
We already know this movie is going to suck hard, the storyboards for the ending leaked and everything in the has come true.
The movie is terribly unfunny and fat ugly black April saves the turtles by shooting the other Mutants (who represent rebels) with a gun that unmutates the bad guys.
>HURR HURR HURR
>Kill all white people!
>And see my shitty TMNT movie
>but mostly kill all white people
>HURR HURR HURR
What a dysgenic
K
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have a nice day /misc/tard
How is quoting Seth Rogen /misc/?
He can't answer that because he's an ESL shill using a Disney shilling guide from 2017.
Anyone who disparages the product is told to go back to re.ddit or /misc/
Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside
Why are all of the voices TERRIBLE?!
Child voice actors, plus celebrities who can't voice act, plus completely talentless writers, directors, and producers.