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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks uglier than most mutants.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is supposed to...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently we were supposed to get Rat King as the main villain before they ended up using this OC.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superfly is Baxter Stockman, he has the same clothes Stockman has. They want a twist thats why they use 2 different voice actors.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >scumbug as himself
              this character design screams "voiced by justin roiland"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this OC
              It's Baxter Stockman. They decided to name his mutant form and make him gangsta because seth rogan is a israeli wigger wannabe.

              [...]
              These designs look like they came from the bottom of a tumblrite's deviant art gallery. Disgusting.

              If it's Stockman, then I guess they changed some stuff from the leaks. Originally, Super Fly and the other mutants were just enhanced animals who resented being oppressed by TCRI and wanted to mutate all of New York .

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its Stockman

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this OC
            It's Baxter Stockman. They decided to name his mutant form and make him gangsta because seth rogan is a israeli wigger wannabe.

            https://i.imgur.com/HLKHe9h.jpg

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            These designs look like they came from the bottom of a tumblrite's deviant art gallery. Disgusting.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know why I don't like these designs. I like the ugly Rango animals but these are just terrible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is supposed to...

        He's handsome for black standards

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogen
    Why does this Black person keeping showing up in shit where I don't expect him. He showed up in Invincible when I didn't expect it, in The Boys, in the fricking rebooted Twilight Zone, in the rebooted Arrested Development. I decided to watch Pam & Tommy on a whim while knowing nothing about the cast and he was the main fricking character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a producer on most of those

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was not aware he was basically a major producer working on hundreds of projects until looking it after just now. I thought he was an Adam Sandler type guy who would act for other projects and then do his own comedy movies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has wormed his way into SO many genres and all of his projects are a subversion of a classic thing with his evil israeli take on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a producer on most of those

      I was not aware he was basically a major producer working on hundreds of projects until looking it after just now. I thought he was an Adam Sandler type guy who would act for other projects and then do his own comedy movies.

      He has wormed his way into SO many genres and all of his projects are a subversion of a classic thing with his evil israeli take on it.

      Steven Speilburg is training him to be his next protégé, no joke. I watched the oscars this year and I think Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon or whatever Jimmy it is made a joke on how speiburg and Rogen are overreaching and producing too much projects in Hollywood while everyone nervously laughed, the camera panned in to both of those people will Rogan looked sweaty and Speilburg look pissed off by that comment.
      Crazy how you could artificially create a new producer by just funding the shit out of thier projects, kinda scary actually

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you spend that moment of the ceremony here if possible?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you spend that moment of the ceremony here if possible?

        Sounds wild as frick that Seth Rogen will be the next Steven Spielberg but time will tell I guess.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except Spielberg has talent while Rogen has none

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s crazy that your can form a production company and then actively produce new shows and movies!

        You people really have the most stupidest things to complain about. Do you also whine about all the things Ridley Scott, Jerry Bruckheimer, etc. produce?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They said in Team America it was a parody of Bruckheimer films, so the answer seems to be yes, people whine about those.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Parodying something is whining now

            ISHYGDDT

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. It was in their own words a gay puppet movie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scott
          I'm seething because raised by wolves was cancelled

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you also whine about all the things Ridley Scott, Jerry Bruckheimer, etc. produce?
          If they had a similar hit/garbage ratio, and made Cinemaphile shit, yes.

          I don't know what those dudes made anyways.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a nepo-baby israelite. He basically gets to appear where he wants, when he wants, even when it doesn't make sense and detracts from the production. Thankfully you don't see him too often anymore, because he ruins everything he touches, but he'll always manage to get some form of work unfortunately. This time around it's TMNT that he's going to help frick up.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She seems to be an Utrom robot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a FOTNS tier neck

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t Americans ever get tired of the same actors over and over again?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter gets mad only if they're vaguely Christian Chads.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No we dislike Pratt because he's over used in projects that's aren't that great to begin with, oddly enough he's fine as starlord.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell Cinemaphile has become numb to it all, because nobody cares that these two have been turned into women.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have they or are they just voiced by women?
        I couldn't give a shit either way, they're so divorced from their original designs they might as well be completely different characters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the smart people wrote off this movie as shit when it was announced with Seth Rogen as producer.
        Everyone else then wrote it off when they showed fat black April. Who's left to be surprised at this frickery?

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    Anonymous
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  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hannibal Buress

      COME BACK TO COMEDY!!!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything that Robin Williams predicted would have happened when he took on the role of Genie but Disney lied to convince him otherwise has happened. Quality of the voice doesn't matter, who the character is doesn't matter, none of it matters but the name on the credit. Just slap on the names that people recognize and Americans clap away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything started with him?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This all looks like shit. Not in like a charmingly gross way like some shit from the 90s just straight fricking awful. Only good thing I've seen in this movie is the logo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not in like a charmingly gross way like some shit from the 90s
      I dunno, it definitely gives me "90s Goosebumps covers" vibes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those were EC horror comic covers, not sketchy grossness like this.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything looks disgusting

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything is hideous but not in a fun or cool way
    >Every single character is voiced by a recognizable celebrity to draw in the moronic masses
    >Way too many characters just thrown in so they can try to sell more toys/pimp more celebrities
    >Some of them are voiced by women but have absolutely no design cues to suggest that they are female now
    I didn't know how good we had it with Rise.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogan

    I didn't think this was allowed anymore?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has a israelite pass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews make the rules

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leaks (and at least one shot from the official trailer) confirms Bebop and Rocksteady were originally animals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s probably the only way Rogen could justify it

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they turn april into a hideous monster too?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh boy! I can't wait to hear Seth Rogan play a disgusting warthog character!

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not fun of the gross/dirty aesthetics.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much did each of these people get paid for like 2 lines. jesus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than you or I will ever make in our entire lives

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad that I actually somewhat like the art style for this? Sure it’s somewhat lumpy and weird but to me it’s actually gross in a fun way, despite what the anons say.

    But then I did also like Rise’s artstyle too so maybe I’m just a basedcuck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm going to suggest you watch the PJ's.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will TMNT ever recover from having Viacom own it?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally a israeli pig
    Isn't this problematic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No as long as he doesn't partake in cannibalism

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All israelites do. Do you know what a mohel is?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these little frickers.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HURRHURRHURR
    >Kill all wypipo!
    >And go see my new movie...
    >...but mostly kill whitey!
    >HURRHURRHURR!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not watching this movie cause this guy is involved

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're stuffing a lot of characters into this mo6

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're so far away from aesthetically pleasing characters that even mutants have gotten uglier.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >race swapped bebop
    >no one cares
    Frick you guys they are the Turk and jd of tmnt

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These look awful and I can only imagine how bad the writing and dialogue for them will be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the trailer and you don't have to image how bad it will be.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie looks deeply repulsive in every fricking way. Nothing about it looks fun or interesting or entertaining. I hope this flops hard enough to get Seth Rogen's personal circlejerk crew blacklisted in Hollywood.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this does significantly more for my interest than any of these
    imagine all the shit this guy gets into, not even safe in the darkness from 'em

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a desperate reach. He's going to do jackshit and have 3 lines in the entire movie.

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