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Quite unprofessional of her to dress like this.
what do you mean?
A) She's a whooah
dr leggi
I love milfs in nylons & stockings so much bros it's unreal
my therapist dresses significantly more loose and she is in her late 20s
its actually a bit distracting
She knows what she's doing. How much does she charge?
she is apparently a high tier therapist and i had to wait a couple of weeks / months "in queue" waiting for a spot to open up
so she charges a bit higher than normal rate
and she is pretty hot and dresses hot too
its a bit painful
you should casually drop hints that you're into hypnosis. did that once to a similar psychiatrist, became more of a dominatrix session than anything after a while. I'd get fricked up on dissociatives and she'd make me worship her feet. then she moved to LA and stopped practicing, probably to do more of the same for more money. fun 8 months, terrible therapist
funny you say that because her main expertise is sexual psychology, im not larping
hah nice. female sexologists are prime targets for roleplaying, go for it anon if you want. tbh, the only therapists/psychs who have actually ever helped me were men, the women I always wound up sexualizing somehow and getting nothing helpful medically
Im engaged though, and heavily depressed despite most things going well in my life, including finances
understood. I recommend telling her you prefer a man, but if you can look past her exterior and want to see if she's worth her salt, be brutally honest. treat her like a tool and challenge what she says to get at the root of the approach. make the therapy targeted towards understanding how you tick, rather than pursuing happiness. depression is an indicator of unfulfilled needs, but you may need years of understanding the myriad selves within you before you can discover which one of them is having the unmet needs. only then can you practice compassion on yourself, recognize the limits of your different little emotional focuses and narratives, understand them and then make balanced movements with them into a better place.
You ain't ever gonna be happy in a broken world. Paradoxically, you must accept and be at peace with that. Then it gets better.
She's dangling a carrot to keep you spending.
I honestly cannot hate a woman who owns her sexuality to her advantage like that. It's up to the man to wise up.
I can, I hate women.
yeah, but no one cares about gays
I am literally seething with jealousy right now.
I can guarantee you that therapy won't help you a god damn thing. Therapy is for women who can't get enough of nagging. Spend your time working out, running in the forest, go to mountain tops. Therapy won't get you anywhere, except closer to an hero.
>my therapist
have you gotten nothing from the show, its all a racket for the israelites
Therapy is such a fricking scam
They just try to create false narratives to make you feel better about yourself
Does she wear black pantyhose?
One of the therapists in the mental hospital for adolescents I was in (also had her own patients)
Would always wear black pantyhose, and take her shoes off and curl her feet and legs up under her ass every session.
She could have gotten 14 year old virgin me to lick wallpaper paste naked if she asked.
Also she was like 60 or something but had spthe vibe
ok muslim
I'm your employer of the month today
I want to frick your legs
CALVES
What is that expression supposed to convey?
Lickedy lick lick legs sluuurrrp lick lick yum yum legs lick lick them lick them lick lick lick
KWAB
Why didnt Tony just marry her, a good italian wife..
She was already married
she was a divorcee
Is it an occupation?
she was RAPED
KWAB
PROIME ROIPE MEET
She was moronic that's why. Dumb b***h could have used her heals and stabbed him the eye or stomped on his pp
t. rapist
She RELAXED
By the employee of the month, no less
She originally auditioned to be his wife
glad she wasnt cast as his wife she'd just rehash her role in Goodfellas, it would feel repetitive and cheap
True, edie did a great job and milfy was better as the forbidden fruit
Imagine being Tony Soprano
>sexy wife
>sexy daughter
>sexy psychiatrist
>sexy son
not like that PUORTO RICAN WHOOAHH
why did she dress like that in front of a patient she knew was in love with her
like what, you fricking coomer?
>it's a Dr Melfi secretly has her vibrator in during therapy episode
Shes such a dogshit actress lmao
rude
its a fact, unfortunately
She's good for the part. Just like Jackie Jr and AJ are both shit actors but good for their part.
Nah, she's a good actress. The fault is that she has too much screen time, so blame the writers.
I would love to lick your legs
I used to go to the campus therapist but she stopped talking to me when I said I hated women
was this lady supposed to be really good looking? maybe she had a good body but I just never got a good look during the show
well the other day I jerked off and all my worries instantly evaporated and I started on some chores, studying, phoning my mother, et cetera.. all very positive and wholesome, so this is my last visit, I'm wondering if I can take some pictures of you
>That must have been very hard for you
>Anyway, we're out of time this week. That will be $130 and I've increased your Prozac again
I hate the fact that she works my genitalia into a granite-like shoot. Even her voice/accent. I had to stop watching the Sopranos, because I'd just end up thinking about nailing her.
>He doesn't appreciate the female form in all its glory
Ngmi
I do, I just dont seethe at every woman not wearing full hijab for being a prostitute
>schizo israelite brings up mulsims and islam out of nowhere
>he thinks you have to be muslim to advocate for appropriate work attire
lol, keep seething shlomo
brown moment
leave my board goatfricker
she cute tho
Tony was literally moronic and Cinemaphile glorifies him...
Ironically
>let's talk about your angah, towards ya muddah
>He's Chinese, Melfi!
ANGER?
ANGER WHAT?
I went to a therapist one, cos my dad forced me to and it was giga-cringe
I went to one for a little while too (as an adult, of my own volition)
It wasn't like what you see in TV and movies at all. If anything, I came out of the experience worse.
Explain
The last show I watched with a big therapy component was probably Suits, with Louis going to that old psychotherapist, digging up and discussing old experiences, and having "breakthroughs". It didn't happen like that for me.
Doesn't it take time though
Talking about trauma and issues is never "fun" or easy
I went to to 4 and I agree with this homosexual
Damm. Reading this thread has made me even more cynical when it comes to therapy.
Looking at a lot of therapists they just seem like such hacks. Therapy itself isn't the problem it can and does help people but the therapist themselves seem to develop their own alf baked philosophies and put that into "helping people" which just leads people into worse circumstances. I saw a video of a BPD guy talking about when he went to a therapist they recommend he becomes trans and that will definitely 100% help him and make him feel better and when he did it he just got 10x worse and detransitioned after some time. The therapist was no doubt a ideologue taking advantage of someone who is vulnerable and desperate.
I don't know it just seems like a easy place to take advantage of fricked up people who need help
look at therapy like rabbinical judaism. with such a decentralized priesthood class (therapists) and such a broad scope of practice, little sects spring up everywhere. some follow very thoughtful, very well intentioned and very caring rabbis. most follow the manipulative, cruel, or stupid ones. a precious few find and preach actual truth for the sake of truth. that's the current state of therapy - it can be the most transformative movement of your life for the better, or absolutely nothing, or worse than nothing.
it's true of many philosophies right now for what its worth. you live in a gambler's paradise and everywhere is a battleground. it's okay to need help to navigate it, just choose your navigators as well as you can and learn from your mistakes without giving up
Am I wrong in think that its impossible for any male to have a female psychiatrist? I can't help but think I would fall in love with any woman I can openly share my emotions and problems with. Looks honestly don't matter at that point.
You're wrong but you're not alone
Erotic transference is what you are thinking of. The answer is simple: make sure she's ugly. As a red-blooded horn dog I would want a hot therapist but then again I don't need therapy.
it's good if you have mommy issues (like i do)
Just keep your prejudices in mind if the looks aren't enough to dissuade you.
>oh she's a woman what does she know
>she doesn't give a frick about helping you, just wants to extract the biggest possible amount of money from you
And other things like that.
You are confusing psychiatrists with psychologists. A psychiatrist is like your physician but for your brain. They are the ones who prescribed treatments. Psychologists are the ones who want you to vent.
Been in and out of therapy until my midtwenties. Only male I had was a tall, stringy israelite who tried to pick a fight with me. Wouldn't recommend.
Yes, I went to one that was in her late 20's and meeting her for an hour or two was the highlight of my days. She was really plain but also wifeable. I talked to her about the shit that was bothering me and inevitably it turned political because I got into a fight with a Hispanic and she went all white knighting on me and how my prejucidiced thoughts are worse than my suicidal ones and that I should not internalize my racism or whatever. It's clear she had LDS and couldn't look at me like a human on the same level again all because I said mexicans are violent and hateful which they are. I stopped going to her and haven't tried a shrink since. They're all university cucks so of course they lobotomized themselves in order to get that piece of paper on their walls.
Perhaps but it's comfy to watch.
Oh ya unzipped me! I don't like it, I don't like to think about it!
Most overrated show on Cinemaphile by far
Its just not that good
let's whack this wienersucker and be done with it
I don't want another Ssri, I want Ketamine.
>be 22 year old NEET
>get in minor fight with cousin while drunk
>parents make me go to counselling
>it's a group format
>councilor and me are literally the only males
>all the other people are alt/egirls
>start by going around to introduce ourselves and share our biggest frustration with life
>councilor allows others to comment on other people's introduction
>few girls go first and complain about ex bfs, depression and axienty
>it devolves into the girls complaining about needing vape/weed to manage their depression and anxiety
>stay silent until my turn comes
>don't really want to say what my problem is, be vague
>councilor keeps probing
>finally let loose my life story of being bullied in school, never fitting in, always being rejected by girls, always being blown off by adults, and being unable to succeed no matter how hard I "self improove" (I listed examples spanning years)
>room in total silence
>councilor sees no one wants to respond
>"ok... thank you anon... that was very brave... really..."
>session just moves on
>it's always self-led sessions where everyone else complains about relationships/friends/weed addiction (shit I don't relate to)
>every time I try to bring up an actual issue, it gets ignored
I did it for 2 weeks before my parents finally realized it was a waste of money. I told them every single day
I had a dream about the sneedposters again mom-I mean Dr. Melfi.
She was a incompetent therapist. She recommended shitty ones to Meadow, let two of her patients die and gave up one one after years of service.
>let two of her patients die
Gloria was beyond help
I'm quite good looking and have a good paying job where I wear a fancy suit. When I'm walking on the street plenty of girls look at me trying to hide it. I desperately want to hook up with girls but I'm completely unable to do so because of my autism.
I decided to talk to my therapist about Scream. Specifically how the therapist in Scream 6 is an butthole and didn't treat Sam right, choosing to call the police on her instead of helping her. When I was done talking, she asked if I liked to kill. I prolly made this exact same face, lmao.
...I just want a ghostface costume wearing girl to invade my home, literally still my virginity, and corce me over the phone. Like a porn version of Scream. Or Stab. if you know you know
more like Doctor prostitute
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving Bouloungerie owner from Brussels with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the QUES-TION MARK. He once accused chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in RANGOON, LUGE lessons. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. PRET-TY STAN-DARD, really... At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my TES-TI-CLES, there... really IS nothing LIKE a SHORN scrotum, it's breathtaking, were you a man I should suggest you try it.
shut up dork
Good post
I'm a fat frickin' crook from New Jersey.
I want to worship her feet, pantyhose left on
kys
Membah that guy from the parking garage?
That was me.
You'd have to be blind to not see how low the bar is in 2011+13.
sex with milfi
qrd?
>chapter 1: kissing her ankles through her stockings as she moans softly and talks about how this obsession with ritual leg worship is highly indicative of a suppressed desire to be psychologically trampled on likely brought about by an overbearing mother
>chapter 2: whatever she wants
bawd
started smoking weed again a couple days ago. a lot of my anxiety is gone and my appetite is back and i'm sleeping until my alarm wakes me, instead of always waking up two hours before and tossing/turning the rest of the time.
DUDE
>You won't be cured Tony... not until you eat out all my veganal cheese...
The moment you go to a psychiatrist, you lose all credibility as a man.
Yes, even a mildly attractive female one.
there is literally not a single scene in the wole series where tony has to jump so much that
Realistically what would happen if Tony just slipped up and admitted to murdering someone in front of her?
she goes over this in the first episode i think.
"if for example, a crime were committed" during when he's talking about "getting coffee"
>mfw I have anger issues, and I brought Scream 6 to the table, with a therapist scene, with my own therapist
>mfw she asked me if I ever had a desire to kill
I never seen the Sopranos but this is worrisome. My mask almost slipped, haha.
>scream
homie this is every shooters and teen murderers favorite film franchise
>she asked me if I ever had a desire to kill
I often struggle with sexual attraction with older women.
I suffer from agoraphobia and social phobia and live off from the handouts my mother sends me. I'm 30 and I feel so embarrassed I'm thinking about offing myself.
kwab
yeah so I have this milf fetish...
milf can't be a fetish. they're inherently frickable